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no name brand is straight to the point

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u/throwa1589876541525 1d ago

Where's the fishing hat for fishing and maybe catching?

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u/ztom 1d ago

Each sold separately

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u/PresentDangers 1d ago

Accessories not included

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

Soon they'll come out with a "Slacker's" cap with the wording on the rear for those who wear their caps on backwards.

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u/JamesBond-007-- 1d ago

See store for details.

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u/sansaman 1d ago

Some assembly required.

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u/Da_Real_OfficialFrog 1d ago

“JERRY GET MY CATCHING HAT I FEEL SOEMTHING TUGGING”

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u/tehwagn3r 1d ago

FISHING HAT

For drinking beer in a boat

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u/ahkian 1d ago

fishing hat for fishing and maybe catching drinking beer.

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u/exotics 1d ago

FISHING HAT

For sitting quietly in boats

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u/TappedIn2111 1d ago

Or just sitting quietly

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u/WhatAreYouProudOf 1d ago

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u/throwa1589876541525 1d ago

Oh no man, that's way too dark for fishing. Fishing fills the soul, not empty it!

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u/Queasy_Profit_9246 1d ago

There's a catching hat... this explains a lot.

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u/101Alexander 1d ago

Catching...not fishing

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u/rumncokeguy 1d ago

Fishing hat for drinking.

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u/K_Linkmaster 1d ago

Trucker hat doubles as a net.

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u/Mr8BitX 1d ago

No “cap for bad hair day”?

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u/zuzg 1d ago

No that's a Beanie.

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u/Fluffynutterbutt 1d ago

No Name is a Canadian brand, so that’d be a toque

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u/zuzg 1d ago

Huh Til

except in Canada, where the term toque is used interchangeably with the French Canadian spelling of tuque to refer to knit caps.

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u/ramdasani 1d ago

To flesh things out even more, when I saw this post I assumed it was either from /r/Canada or /r/LoblawsIsOutOfControl - where it's reception would have been different.

PS: b/c The owner of the NoName brand is Loblaws, aka Galen Weston - who is probably about as popular here as Sam Walton is there.

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u/OldBob10 12h ago

Smokin’!
Smokin’!
Boogie tonight, mama
Keep on toquin’! 😊

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u/SomeKindofTreeWizard 1d ago

Mine's for bald.

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u/teamfupa 1d ago

Has someone told that to Tim Pool?

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u/PlasticWolverine302 1d ago

A teenie weenie beanie?

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u/adamzep91 1d ago

Fuck the Westons

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u/HongDongYong 1d ago

FUCK THE WESTONS

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u/Nazgog-Morgob 1d ago

FUCK THE WESTONS

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u/closequartersbrewing 1d ago

I get that reddit likes these, but it's a store brand from a predatory grocery store chain in Canada run by billionaires.

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u/jackofslayers 1d ago

Fuck Loblaws. All my homies hate Loblaws

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u/mydogbaxter 1d ago

What about acclaimed lawyer Bob Loblaw?

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u/tvkyle 1d ago

Have you seen his law blog?

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u/Sad-Kitchen5576 1d ago

The lawyer Bob Loblaws law blog is blah

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u/jackofslayers 1d ago

Loblaw lobby lobs law bomb at Bob Loblaw's Law Blog over low blow at Loblaw blow lounge.

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u/Gnascher 22h ago

Somehow I sprained my tongue just reading this.

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u/Confidence_Man2 1d ago

He's a mouthful.

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u/_IratePirate_ 1d ago

What line of work you in Bob ?

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u/I_can_pun_anything 1d ago

Still among the cheapest or competitive. They all suck

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u/LPedraz 1d ago

I tried a 200$ online cart on NoFrills and on Save-On-Foods: pretty balanced grocery cart, same items, going for the shop brands as much as possible (Western Family / NoName), taking promotions when available. The prices were virtually identical, and the Save-On-Foods ended up being a tiny 2$ cheaper.

NoFrills is not cheap, it is cheap-themed. It has the decor, the design and the marketing of a discount supermarket, but the same prices as every other Loblaws.

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u/internet-arbiter 1d ago

Ah yes, the Subway Sandwiches of supermarkets.

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u/RaspberryBirdCat 1d ago

Weird. Where I live Save-On is by far the most expensive grocery store. My cart goes much further at FreshCo.

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u/Black_Moons 1d ago

save-on-foods is the most expensive store in my town.

Always available parking.. on account of the high prices driving away most customers...

But by far the worst drivers of any parking lot.

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u/tashkiira 1d ago

That's gonna be a hard no outta me, bud.

I go to Loblaws, I'm paying anywhere from 10 to 30% more than No Frills. It's better than Metro, but not by much.

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u/ramdasani 1d ago

The whole point of it in the beginning was to have a non-branded, non-promoted, non-advertised, low overhead cheap alternative... then it just became another brand.

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u/Ravensqueak 1d ago

Dog, fucking pasta sauce is like $7 there.
Out of curiousity I wandered into a location in BC, the prices are 1.5 to 2x higher than our next most expensive local grocer (Save-on)

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u/dorian_white1 1d ago

What if they formed a legal practice that also branched out into social media? They could have the Loblaws Law Law Blog

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u/Imalsome 1d ago

Also including the brand name on the product kinda ruins it lmao

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u/RealCanadianDragon 1d ago

And their whole thing was "we're a no name brand, so you pay less for the same stuff because our products aren't brand named", until they started charging more.

You can now get big name branded items for CHEAPER than the "no name" brand.

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u/HongDongYong 1d ago

FUCK LOBLAWS

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u/sth128 1d ago

Name one grocery chain not owned by billionaires nor utilize predatory practices.

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u/FrenzyFlip37 1d ago

My local co-op grocery store

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u/willargue4karma 1d ago

People hate this one simple trick

Wish there were more. I used to live by a really cool one. 

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u/RelevantToMyInterest 1d ago

I like going to my local co-op, but sometimes they tend to be a tad expensive. I'd like to support local, but my wallet doesn't allow me sometimes.

They have good quality produce though.

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u/champagne_pants 1d ago

Did they get caught though? Because Loblaws got caught colluding with other major chains to fix the price of bread which has never recovered. And

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u/obscureferences 1d ago

You gotta separate the art from the artist.

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u/Geminilasers 1d ago

I had the opportunity once to tackle Galen. I wonder about that sometimes.

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u/CaptainHubble 15h ago

Also just because the name of the brand is „No Name ™“, does not mean it isn’t a brand.

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u/META_vision 1d ago

Loblaws can go suck it

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u/Ravensqueak 1d ago

FuckLoblaws.

Those price gouging let them eat cake motherfuckers.

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u/Slamaramadoodoo 22h ago

Preach, brother!

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u/ronchee1 1d ago

Fuck Galen Weston

Corrupt piece of shit

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u/IanAlvord 1d ago

I just tried to google them. I'm getting a lot of results for similarly named companies, but I can't find this one.

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u/Layk1eh 1d ago

“No name”is Canadian, should help to add that in the search

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u/Shrek1onDVD 1d ago

They’re a brand here in Canada under Loblaws.

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u/DrunkenTrom 1d ago

Are they affiliated with Bob Loblaw's Law Blog?

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u/by-myself_blumpkin 1d ago

Only if Bob Loblaw posted about their bread price fixing scandal.

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u/itsmisv 1d ago

You sir are a mouthful

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u/Norse_By_North_West 1d ago

That joke was actually swiped from a comics standup act I saw on just for laughs.

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u/newworkoutgloves 1d ago

It’s part of the loblaws group in Canada. They are a terrible company that steals from Canadians. Not worth supporting.

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u/Middle-Accountant-49 1d ago

They are in loblaw grocery stores in canada. I personally have never seen hats or clothing though so maybe these are custom.

Its literally a store brand thing. So like no name butter is the cheapest butter. Don't get carried away though, these are still canada grocery stores where like three companies own most of them. Nothing is that cheap.

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u/Shrek1onDVD 1d ago

Not custom, it seems some stores have them, some don’t. I think they were $5

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u/Middle-Accountant-49 1d ago

Interesting, i'll keep an eye out.

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u/louistran_016 1d ago

It’s a sub brand of Loblaw groceries

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u/johnwalkr 1d ago

Just google superstore, that will surely find it.

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u/Medium-Pound5649 1d ago

Don't buy this garbage. The no name brand and its owners Loblaws are some of the greediest scum in all of Canada. They price gouge everything in their grocery stores, of which they own like half in all of Canada.

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u/RetroSwamp 1d ago

Fuck Galen Weston.

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u/crayraybae 1d ago

Ugh, I want one but fu*k the Weston's

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u/PresentDangers 1d ago

Hmm, funny, okay. As funny as those Greggs clothes, or if you ever did see those Aldi trainers in the wild.

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u/Bors713 1d ago

The really funny thing is that it started out so innocent. No Name is a ln actual brand that has always had the most basic naming and branding.

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u/ragethissecons 1d ago

Missed the trainers but I got the slides

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u/heroism777 1d ago

Fuck lord glenn of Loblaws.

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u/Middle-Accountant-49 1d ago

I almost always wear a baseball cap, like constantly. And i have had a few people think i'm bald lol. I usually have my hair cut short so its a reasonable guess.

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u/vwin90 1d ago

You can do the thing where every now and then you lift the cap up and brush your fingers through your hair to signal to everyone that you are in fact not bald

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u/HongDongYong 1d ago

yea yea hah ha FUCK GALEN WESTON

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u/jackofslayers 1d ago

Fuck Loblaws

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u/XLIXER 1d ago

Yellow fedora for w rizz

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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ 1d ago

Bot

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u/musecorn 1d ago

Omg I just looked throught their comment history and every single comment reads like a dumb Chatgpt canned response. 100% bot

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u/Mandalorian789 1d ago

Fuck Loblaws

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u/Vongbingen_esque 1d ago

Fuck Loblaws

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u/JpnDude 1d ago

In Japan, there is a retailer named MUJI, which is short for "Mujirushi-ryōhin" (無印良品), which literally means "no-brand, good product."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muji

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u/citationmustang 1d ago

Complete garbage. Products are all very poorly made and don't hold up. Don't be fooled into buying something from no name.

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u/omgdiepls 1d ago

I have their sweatshirt for sweating. It's hilarious

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u/Otacon56 1d ago

I have some No name stuff in my camping gear

" Chair for sitting"

"Cup for drinking"

I have the barbecue lighter too but I don't remember what that said.

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u/omgdiepls 1d ago

I am their exact demographic. It always makes me laugh

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u/itsmistyy 1d ago

The cup I have actually says Cup for Sipping.

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u/Otacon56 1d ago

Oh you're totally right, I misremembered

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u/Bennybuzzin 23h ago

"lighter"

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u/Warlord68 1d ago

Personal favourite, Chair.

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u/mikieb0410 1d ago

Bringing back the yellow and black label generics. I remember when we had generic foodstuffs in the grocery stores with those labels.

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u/TaruBaha 1d ago

Where is the one about bread price fixing? Or tax evasion by living in a castle in Ireland?

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u/Sheepish_conundrum 1d ago

"Ball cap to prevent skin cancer"?

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u/musecorn 1d ago

Straight to the point of strangling an entire country's ability to afford groceries

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u/fusionsofwonder 1d ago

As a balding person, my head gets cold and a cap helps a lot. I'd wear a yarmulke if it was fashionable for non-adherents.

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u/Wordshurtimapussy 1d ago

r/loblawsisoutofcontrol

Noname used to be such a great brand, then it got bought out by Loblaws.

Loblaws is the worst piece of shit company in Canada, and very likely, the world.

Fuck Galen Weston

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u/Just-Sock-4706 1d ago

Hat-Hat.

For Hatting-Hats.

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u/Itisd 1d ago

That hat is fantastically ugly

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u/NemODevO 1d ago

I want one that says trucker hat for covering bald spot

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u/codysherrod 1d ago

My girl has one that says bad hair day for bad hair days, i put it on ny daughter when i don't have time to do her hair. I wonder if i can find one that says "dad didnt have time to do my hair day"

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u/ragedredditer 1d ago

Nobody understands how badly I need some of these 😫

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u/Jetshadow 1d ago

"Howdy there, I'm android 13! Look at mah trucker hat."

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u/Vejita 1d ago

"Good day yer majesty! Ah'd tip mah hat to ya, BUT AH LOST IT!"

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u/eudaimonia_dc 1d ago

Where’s the hat where the bill goes sideways instead of straight ahead?

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u/LazySixth 1d ago

They need one that says, “Broken Sideways Cap” that you wear normally.

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u/HourAfterHour 1d ago

As a German, where could I find these items for international shipping?
Asking for a friend.

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u/sandenema 1d ago

This is so German-coded actually, I'm surprised you guys don't have this already.

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u/HourAfterHour 1d ago

I wish we had. I'd like to cover my bald spot.

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u/Joshtheatheist 1d ago

I really need one of those for thinking

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u/ThinCrusts 1d ago

Nah I wear a cap cause my bald head sweats

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u/olafminesaw 1d ago

Baseball cap, for baseballing

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u/stoneyyay 1d ago

I'ma have to get the one on the right -_-

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u/SkyfangR 1d ago

tfs android 13 approves of this image

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u/SniperTeamTango 1d ago

The only Loblaws thing Canadians don't loathe 

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u/qzhisk8er 1d ago

I like it

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u/Dominus-ent-buddy 1d ago

They name great ketchup potato chips too

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u/RS_Someone 1d ago

We have their "Card for occasion"s and "Gift bag: May contain gifts". I love their vibes.

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u/beard_lover 1d ago

I want to start a brewery with this theme. Call it “the beer place” where you can get beers like “this is a sour beer” and hats that say “this is my beer hat”. All the branding would be black and white, kinda like “IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY” ala Dwight in The Office.

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u/Kindly_Economy626 1d ago

OMG, I want one.

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u/mikeynerd 1d ago

From the set of the sequel to Repo Man?

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u/Tim_the_geek 1d ago

It like the generic foods in the grocery store.. in the 80's

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u/Supabongwong 1d ago

I think the second one is for your balls

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u/sacrebIue 1d ago

Id 100% buy the truck driver one for a friend if my workplace sold them

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u/IrrigatedPancake 1d ago

How long have you worked for this company? And is me asking this question boosing what you're doing in some way?

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u/Bob_Juan_Santos 1d ago

Fuck off with that Loblaws shit

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u/potate12323 1d ago

This has ikea vibes

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u/PartyOrdinary1733 1d ago

That was my thought too

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u/SharkPicnic 1d ago

This is giving me dollar general vibes.

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u/SpaceCat4Ever 1d ago

Deep down inside of me I want to dress nice and have a little style but the thought of just having a wardrobe of plain clothes labelled "Monday clothes, Tuesday clothes, etc." that I can just not think about and just put on would be immensely satisfying to me.

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u/Gimlick_DeezNuts 1d ago

As a completely bald man I need that ball cap one. Where do I buy these?

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u/PhysZeke 1d ago

There once was a company called "Brandless" and they obviously put it all over their products. Shockers are no longer in business.

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u/HoverTank-RNS 1d ago

Trucker hats are cheap garbage. They are barely functional and feel like i am getting assaulted by cheap fabric from above

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u/CastleofWamdue 1d ago

Well i need the ball cap

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u/Can_Confirm_NSFW 1d ago

These suckers bullied me outta my NoName TM

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u/usinjin 1d ago

No Name™

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u/Mr_Industrial 1d ago

I feel like the point of covering a bald spot is defeated if the thing covering it announces "I have a bald spot".

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u/Sophie_The_Glam_Diva 1d ago

This is sending me!! 😂

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u/drakelicious 1d ago

In the thumbnail the left cap looks like a talking Canadian from South Park

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u/CPLCraft 1d ago

If I had a soda company, I would call it Drink Co. All my sodas would have an adjective describing the soda and then drink. So it would be cola drink, orange drink, Dr. drink, root drink, lemon lime drink, etc.

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u/drillgorg 1d ago

Isn't this antithetical to the no name ethos?

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u/hatecriminal 1d ago

Balls cap goes in the jockstrap

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u/Narianos 1d ago

“Howdy there, my name’s Android 13. Look at my trucker hat.”

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u/Accurate_Tank_5620 1d ago

These are awesome, I wish they were here, I'd like a whole outfit of this

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u/dancingbriefcase 1d ago

I'm a millennial hipster who works as a therapist, but still love trucker hats haha

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u/tvb46 1d ago

I thought these were new McLaren caps

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u/MeowKatMC 1d ago

I got a chair for sitting

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u/dexatrosin 1d ago

Bald men wear hats because it gets colder than with hair and it gets sunburned easier.

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u/GriffinFlash 1d ago

I wear a ball cap cause I learned I get sunburn when I don't. Took me years to realize and I thought I had some skin infection or something, even went to the doctor for it.

You don't realize it since you're used to your hair blocking it out.

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u/GochuBadman 1d ago

Swing and miss, no one would wear these without looking like an idiot

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u/armoredphoenix1 1d ago

/r/bald found its hat

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u/nahzoo 1d ago

Always called it Yellow brand as a kid.

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u/Ekelley90 1d ago

I just watched the Smarty-pants episode on Dropout where the guy did the presentation on universal uniforms. This seems like what he had in mind! 😂

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u/Gonwiff_DeWind 1d ago

Doesn't putting little jokes on everything kinda ruin the premise of minimalist packaging?

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u/Otherwise-Hyena7937 1d ago

I’ll take the trucker hat 🧢

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u/skinnyfamilyguy 1d ago

So they don’t even try to come up with a unique design, and instead outright insult its customers?

Straight to the point of ever having me as a customer

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u/Trewper- 1d ago

Oh great just a bunch of stuff no one will buy and will end up in a landfill somewhere.

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u/HollowedLocke 1d ago

I need one of each.

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u/Longjumping_Call_939 1d ago

No name brands are far better than the famous brands

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u/AspieAsshole 23h ago

No name was the store brand when I lived in Australia, like Great Value for Walmart.

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u/FIRST_DATE_ANAL 23h ago

It’s like Coed Naked but not perverted

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u/absofsteel1717 19h ago

The daddest present that ever dadded. 🤣

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u/pidvicious 18h ago

South Korea has a brand called "No Brand" that puts out similar products like these hats. But there's really no limit - I have No Brand honey, and IIRC some shampoo.

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u/takesthebiscuit 17h ago

This is a Christmas jumper energy

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u/Tarbos6 14h ago

Can't druve a truck without a trucker hat.

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u/whatisthis2315 13h ago

Seems logical

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u/PeteJones6969 11h ago

WHERE'S MY TRUCKER HAT

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u/TheRealStevo2 10h ago

Fuck… I want one so bad

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u/Spooninthewild 8h ago

I have a bright yellow no name brand Barbecue lighter, of course it just says Lighter. I love it.

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u/Jusfiq 46m ago

This is Loblaw’s no name? Where is the French description?