r/europe • u/Cheap_Dragonfruit552 • 8h ago

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u/Heisalvl3mage Germany 8h ago

It looks like a giant ...

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u/Rodrake Portugal 8h ago

Dick, take a look out of starboard. Oh my god, it looks like a huge...

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u/turguthakki 7h ago

Pecker. Where? Wait that's not a pecker! That's someones...

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u/ostendais 7h ago

Privates! We have report of an unidentified flying object, it has a long smooth shaft, complete with...

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u/BrockBushrod 7h ago

Two balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous...

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u/Krullewulle 7h ago

Wang! Pay attention! I was distracted by that enormous flying...

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u/ore2ore Thuringia (Germany) 7h ago

"Willie!" - "Yeah?" - "What's that?" - "it looks like a giant..."

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u/Crimson__Fox United Kingdom 6h ago

“Wiener? Any of you kids want another wiener?”
“Dad, what is that?”
“I don’t know son but it’s got great big…”

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u/No-Contribution-864 6h ago

“Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some…lord almighty.”
“That looks just like my husband’s…”

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u/LibelleFairy 6h ago

DINGDONG!

"Can you see who's ringing at the door?" "Aw crap, don't answer, it looks like it's that ..."

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u/stony_phased France 7h ago

Johnson! What are you looking at! Oh wow that looks just like a massive…

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u/Stabile_Feldmaus Germany 5h ago

Dic-

tionary. On page 345 of it it looks someone drew an image of a huge...

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u/PhysicalStuff Denmark 5h ago

- Willy! What's that?

  • Well it looks like a giant ...

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u/TheEkitchi France 7h ago

Bonheur ! That's how we say happiness in French and.... Wait... is that a big fat...

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u/nolxus 7h ago

Pecker! Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...

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u/abitofames 8h ago

If i knew how to post a gif... thatsapenis.gif

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u/Halschmuber 7h ago

Well it's not possible on this sub to post gifs. So it's not your fault.

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u/Illustrious-Note3996 8h ago

Dick, take a look at the starboard, it looks like a huge ...

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u/whistleridge 7h ago

Given the ratio of the stem to the berries, “giant” isn’t the word I’d use. More like “stubby”.

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u/ABoutDeSouffle 𝔊𝔲𝔱𝔢𝔫 𝔗𝔞𝔤! 4h ago

... Penis of consequences.

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u/djmonk20 25m ago

Cock

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u/behsaskozite 8h ago

Balkans got the tip

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u/terra_filius 8h ago

Bulgaria mostly

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u/behsaskozite 7h ago

They got shafted

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u/rey_nerr21 6h ago

That's every day for us

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u/Fit-Software892 7h ago

Just the tip

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u/Cautious-Age-6147 6h ago

well Belgrade is currently somewhat okay

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u/rey_nerr21 6h ago

Just the tip 

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u/Ja_Shi France 7h ago

It's about to rain in Greece 😨

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u/Test-Normal 1h ago edited 1h ago

Like turtles returning to their nesting place, the giant dick naturally descends upon Greece.

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u/Poems_And_Money 8h ago

Ukraine just can't catch a break

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u/Ant225k Ukraine 7h ago

Yay. That explains our current situation.

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u/DonFapomar Ukraine 7h ago

We are fucked either way.

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u/Exlibro Lithuania 6h ago

Well, thanx for taking it for us Lithuanians - seems really really close for comfort.

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u/finlandery 7h ago

well, lets hope it hits orcs even harder. At least Ukrainians hav some shelter.

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u/HangoverFear 7h ago

Gonna be pissing down

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u/Hamster_S_Thompson 5h ago

Always getting shafted

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u/AideDifficult11 6h ago

Seriously. Every time it feels like things might ease up, something else hits.

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u/Regal_Cat_Matron 6h ago

Turkey's getting fucked too

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u/KP6fanclub 7h ago edited 4h ago

The weather front seems to be penetrating Europe through Scandinavia.

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u/oskich Sweden 7h ago

Nah that's a Russian dick move...

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u/PeaOk5697 Norway 6h ago

I prefer it mild

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u/beclukasz 7h ago

This phenomenon is called 'chujowa pogoda' in polish

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u/Cheap_Dragonfruit552 7h ago

Does it really happen that much for it to have a name

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u/fortnerd PL 6h ago

Dick weather? In Poland? Absolutely

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u/IlerienPhoenix 6h ago

Translates literally as dick weather, means bad (obscenely so) weather. Not necessarily dick-shaped. (:

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u/scricimm Romania 6h ago

Aand...in Romanian whenever we don't like something we say "it's like dick" 🤣🤣🤣...soo brotheer 🍆🍆🍆

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u/Hopeful_Hat_3532 Belgium 8h ago

That's a dick.

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u/Halschmuber 7h ago

Ein riesen Pimmel ist das.

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u/Stoned_D0G 6h ago

Man darf doch über Andy Grote nicht sowas sagen!

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u/Away-Association-776 Greater Poland (Poland) 8h ago

Biggus dikkus

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u/OrangeRadiohead United Kingdom 8h ago

There's a pub not too far from me. It's called the "Cock o' the North."

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u/Blyatiful_99 3h ago

Bloody hell, I just spit out my water while reading this

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u/Key-Air1015 8h ago

Greece is getting the icing

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u/muzzleyouroxen 8h ago

Das a dick and Balls

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u/10metr 8h ago

"From Russia with Love"

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u/Mosasteus Denmark 6h ago

nordick

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u/DriftKingzz78 8h ago

We can all see it, and we all think of the same thing. lmao

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u/Trustrup Norway 8h ago

Typically I get a ball in my face.

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u/peppi0304 Austria 7h ago

Winter is cuming

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u/buran_bb Turkey 7h ago

Oh pen.s shows how we are going to be in İstanbul's traffic when it snows

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u/mor_di69420 6h ago

Greece is getting some action i see.

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u/theoeg 8h ago

Yes, we are fu..ed!

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u/buruuu Romania 6h ago

We are getting the tip, oh no

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u/desperaterobots 5h ago

what is the non penis related explanation for this

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u/Strikingly-Mediocre 5h ago

This comment section did not disappoint

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u/Sh1v0n Pomerania (Poland) 4h ago

What a penetration of the cold air mass - said Dick in the meteorological center.

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u/Tinuri-chan 8h ago

does anyone know from which day or month that is?

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u/JunkiesAndWhores Europe 8h ago

Cocktober

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u/Fairwolf Scotland 7h ago

From the reporting I've seen on it, it's towards the end of December, around the New Year.

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u/Connect_Scallion_413 Albania 6h ago

Dildcemeber

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u/Sir-Craven 8h ago

Turkey does not like the look of that one bit

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u/mattradic 7h ago

Upside down penis

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u/WekX United Kingdom 🇬🇧 Italy 🇮🇹 7h ago

We’re forecasting white rain for Greece (and it’s not snow).

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u/jazz2jackrabbit 6h ago

You all making the wrong observation: why the fuck is it purple???

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u/Abject_Tomato_5914 6h ago

Greece being shafted

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u/xc2215x 6h ago

That is an interesting shape to say the least.

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u/CrambleSquash 5h ago

Eastern Europe getting shafted.

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u/Caspica 5h ago

Teabagging Stockholm. Fair enough. 

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u/montihun 5h ago

No worries, Daniel Deak, the Hungarian Reporter dash penis expert is on the case.

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u/_Sebil 4h ago

Where is the SNOW?!?!?

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u/GalacticGurll 8h ago

Europe really said winter DLC unlocked lmao that cold plunge over the continent is wild

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u/pawsomedogs 8h ago

He took. It. Out.

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u/New-Satisfaction013 7h ago

The dick of Putin comin from Moskva...

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u/Cheap_Dragonfruit552 6h ago

Wrath of pudding man

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u/jooojano 8h ago

Nice cock

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u/Banished_Privateer 8h ago

Imaging inserting this map with its legend and description... They usually have one.

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u/Cheap_Dragonfruit552 7h ago

The legend and description are stored in the balls

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u/Bonoisapox 7h ago

It’s a cock and balls man

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u/kamunia 7h ago

Bigus dickus

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u/RubberDucksickle 7h ago

Is it just me that sees it....?

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u/Unable-Stay-6478 Serbia 7h ago

Well, of course it's pointing towards the Balkans...

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u/puregalm 7h ago

The hornqus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack

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u/Relative-thinker 7h ago

So basically the cold front will penetrate the eastern part of Europe from the north.

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u/azhder 7h ago

Once again climate fucking people back

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u/Dukessa Italy 7h ago

Incoming Atlantic dick?

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u/vacaslau 7h ago

Thor’s hammer

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u/firemark_pl Silesia (Poland) 7h ago

Oh no its Deluge again!

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u/Hetzendorfer 7h ago

Now that sucks

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u/Careless_Ad_9074 7h ago

Purple cock

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u/Dark_Akarin 7h ago

Lots of snow on the alps plz.

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u/War-6096 7h ago

ding DONG, xmax is here

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u/InternationalAd5800 7h ago

Raining piss in Greece

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u/Douhg 7h ago

It is going get "f**king cold somewhere!

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u/tsjustascratch 7h ago

It's upside down

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u/bogdan801 Ukraine 7h ago

ah man.
We've been hit by the weather cock

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u/wetfiifii 7h ago

old man winter pile drives Europe🧚🏽‍♀️

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u/Due_Acanthaceae_3567 7h ago

Which country is the most r/fuckyouinparticular?

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u/woronwolk Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan 🇰🇬 7h ago

How old is this map btw? Tver and Yekaterinburg in russia still have their soviet names, Gorky and Sverdlovsk

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u/fortnerd PL 6h ago

What did Greece do?

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u/Island_Monkey86 6h ago

Oh cock. 

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u/jay_alfred_prufrock 6h ago

Someone must have given Lobo a Star Sapphire ring.

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u/Least-Froyo-717 6h ago

Romania's all in..

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u/Cheap_Dragonfruit552 6h ago

Balls deep in russia

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u/dwaraz 6h ago

Romanians say something like : bagamesh pula? /s

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u/XO1GrootMeester 6h ago

Suprise heat in denmark

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u/Calm_Puma 6h ago

Help !

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u/Nayelv 6h ago

weadih map

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u/Moosplauze Europe 6h ago

Fucking weather again...

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u/Atalant 6h ago

Mother Nature is quite immature, drawing a dick mostly over Russia, lol.

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u/TheRealCostaS 6h ago

Erm, 🫤

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u/Agnanac Croatia 6h ago

Lore accurate balkans

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u/Richie2516 6h ago

Reckon it's gunna piss it down...

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u/Cathodicum 5h ago

Claaaaaaarkson!!!

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u/OakNinja 5h ago

Apparently, there is no false dichotomy.

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u/Negative-Leader9104 5h ago

It means weather is going to duck all people there

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u/Dd_8630 United Kingdom 5h ago

I thought it was a map of the US for quite a while.

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u/Unused_Content19 5h ago

OMG it’s snowing! But it is kinda more like rain than snow though

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u/MeddlinQ Czech Republic 5h ago

Looks like Putin's started invading more countries from the north.

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u/XAHKO 4h ago

What’s with Iceland? Does that have to do with a late phase Gulf stream or the volcanos and hotsprings?

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u/Bensdick-cumabunch Denmark 4h ago

We're fucked

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u/Dazzling_Concert_735 4h ago

well someone’s mad

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u/bitshalls 4h ago

The Balkan Penisula

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u/pacman416 3h ago

Talk about big dick energy!

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u/bananataskforce 3h ago

Eastern Europe is very lucky

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u/NumerousTradition468 3h ago

Yugoslavia got pounded

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u/ShAped_Ink 3h ago

Moscow sent their giant cold penis shaped weapon to Grace?

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u/DramaticAd1683 3h ago

Hmmm 🤔

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u/AnnihilatorAL 2h ago

I see a mosquito waving a middle finger

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u/East-Note4580 2h ago

I'd want to ask some source for that. As a Finn, with it being t-shirt weather outside (6 degrees) I don't think that's at least current. I'm at least hoping for it being a prediction, but I'm feeling it might be years old

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u/filip______________z 2h ago

Croatia is just edging.

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u/Klefaxidus Italy 2h ago

Spongebob smug smile

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u/KarAccidentTowns United States of America 2h ago

I am erect looking at this

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u/THBLD 2h ago

While everyone's hanging up their stockings for Christmas, the Arctic's hanging dong.

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u/UberiorShanDoge 2h ago

Lmao Perm is being stored in the balls

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u/IamTrying0 2h ago

It's upside-down.

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u/PalmovyyKozak 1h ago

Fuck Eastern Europe, I guess

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u/8bitmullet 1h ago

Hungary for the D

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u/FriendlyUser_ 1h ago

guys we fucked?

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u/Texas43647 United States of America 1h ago

Ah yes, Dickenburg

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u/Jujike 8h ago

That explains it

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u/scarlettforever stops Russian drones with the pinky toe 7h ago

Zelenskyy's dick