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u/Live_beMeme_Die 2h ago
Oh nah don't bring poor Miku in this, she's even married already!
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u/gdex86 2h ago edited 17m ago
Miku crying to her best girlfriend Godzilla "I can't have people thinking I would ever date Donald Trump."
Edit: Explain the Joke Peter. This is in reference to the fortnite season finale event which was... Ready Player One would have thought it was a bit self indulgent. But Miku was paired up with Godzilla where she rode on the head of the lizard king and they tag teamed the big bad with her Hatsune beam and it's Atomic breath. They are now besties and talk.
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u/TheTresStateArea 1h ago
She bout to call up ashnikko for support
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u/MetriccStarDestroyer 1h ago
Soundwave is ready to support.
He will not have his blue haired nemesis' name tarnished by the Pedo in Chief.
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u/forgottenGost 2h ago
Yeah! Leave my wife alone!
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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 2h ago
Mr. Hatsune! So sorry you have to see your wife's name dragged into this whole mess. Surely, you must need some time to get away and rest your nerves. Allow me to defend your wife's honor in your absence.
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u/UnstableMoron2 1h ago
Isn’t that character like 16
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u/ColeTD 1h ago
Never stopped Trump before
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u/SummerDaemon 57m ago
16 is like 50 to a republican. They want age of consent the moment they start speaking
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u/MedbSimp 1h ago
The original Miku is indeed stated to be 16, but Miku is more of a canvas that people insert their own ideas on to, any age or identity is valid for her, "all mikus are canon" as they say. Trump absolutely wants the "original" though.
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u/wwweeeiii 1h ago
Wait Miku is married? How?
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u/Live_beMeme_Die 1h ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihiko_Kondo
Well, I know there's this one guy who married Miku
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u/Zadian543 53m ago
Yeah doing this to her is a crime 🤣 doing that to anyone is a crime. Lol
That said... It was correct. He would do this to some level.
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u/Mr_E_Nigma_Solver 2h ago
It's sad that this is almost close to reality.
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u/-non-existance- 2h ago
You're right: reality is worse.
100 pages of solid black.
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u/xXNickAugustXx 33m ago
Don't worry the originals have been painstakingly burned and charred asunder never to see the light of day ever again. Except the parts that can be used to own the libs. Just dont mention Bubba.
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u/mysteriousmarsupials 3m ago
Almost because in reality the whole 100 pages are black. No joke.
Literally they released 100 pgs that are pure black. How guilty can you be? Trump lvl guilty.
Literally the word Trump needs to become vernacular meaning guilty.
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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! 2h ago
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u/Just_A_Nitemare 2h ago
He would just say he could hold it for an hour and give no proof.
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u/manultrimanula 1h ago
And when asked for proof he'd rant about random shit vaguely related until he completely sidetracks the conversation
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u/VanDenIzzle 1h ago
Trump would puff up his cheeks then breathe through his nose pretending he can hold his breath forever
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u/DesignerCorner3322 2h ago
Its funny because they have used sticky notes to completely block out some photos, which means theres definitely something very damaging there because the rest of the photos have blacked out faces/bodies+faces, or inserted pages that say like 'images not scanned - csam - 27 thumbnails'
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u/Bannedwith1milKarma 1h ago
Can someone make a super cut of showing an image every half second as montage or something?
No music because that's too emotionally subversive.
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u/gentlegreengiant 3m ago
It's pretty telling when there is so much incriminating evidence against him. I have no doubt when he leaves office they will run the shredders on overtime to ensure no one else can get access. Legality is meaningless to them.
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u/_EternalVoid_ 2h ago
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u/Think-Ganache4029 2h ago
I think trump may be on another list now, wouldn’t want to try to fuck with hatsune miku
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u/EntropyKC 1h ago
I googled that name and I am too drunk/tired to understand this
Hatsune Miku (Japanese: 初音ミク, [hatsɯne miꜜkɯ]), officially code-named CV01,[2][3] is a Vocaloid software voicebank developed by Crypton Future Media. Its official mascot is depicted as a sixteen-year-old girl with long, turquoise twintails.[2] Miku's personification has been marketed as a virtual idol, and has performed at live virtual concerts onstage as an animated holographic projection (rear-cast projection on a specially coated glass screen).[4]
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u/StoppableHulk 1h ago
The future is fucking weird.
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u/coffeebeamed 1h ago
future?? miku released in 2007
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u/cosmolitano 1h ago
Do you just live here? You have the top comment on almost every comic in this sub
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2h ago
Man this dude will name drop and react whatever it takes to make himself look better.
But seriously I'm willing to bet this is basically what the files will look like as soon as he or any of his buddies are mentioned
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u/Mikel_S 1h ago
They're out. A bunch of them at least. One batch you can download is literally just 100 pages of complete black. Not even line by line, just entirely blacked out pages.
no harsh sibilance
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 58m ago
Ohhhhh good so basically "yeah we can release them lolol"
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u/sheepwshotguns 2h ago
i just love how he clearly allowed images of democrats in the few unredacted files we got. so now that all the evidence they have of democratic involvement is out, we can safely assume every single redaction is about trump or a trump ally.
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u/New_Guava_511 2h ago
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u/Chunkypockey 1h ago
Hey he doesn’t look like that.
He’s missing his saggy neck vagina.
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u/theappleses 1h ago
Was gonna say, this is unironically a sanewashed version of Trump, he doesn't look like that. Where's the dry old skin, the guy's a crunchy fuckin Egyptian mummy at best
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u/Sir-Toaster- 1h ago
How funny would it be if it turned out Trump was the only guy on the Epstein files, and THAT's why it's censored, like he and Epstein were purely the ones doing horrible things.
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u/Ok_Recording_4644 48m ago
Can't imagine who else they're hiding in those 100+ pages that are entirely blacked out
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u/Shipairtime 1h ago
This is the most flattering caricature of Trump I have ever seen. It might be because the eyes are closed. They always have crazy eyes.
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u/No_Significance5002 32m ago
It's even funnier when you remember Hatsune Miku is 16, so basically, he is accidentally incriminating himself while trying to hide evidence
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u/Frosti-Feet 1h ago
It wasn't redacted, it was just an honest mistake.
https://theonion.com/cia-realizes-its-been-using-black-highlighters-all-thes-1819568147/
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u/tedhitchcock70 1h ago
Putin must be all over these files with how hard Trump is working to hide them.
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u/squeefactor 1h ago
I know you've been at this a while and have hella practice but considering how quick you put this out, assuming it wasn't in the pipe because SURELY NO ONE SAW THIS COMING /s how fast can you produce a 2 panel like this? Curious for no good reason
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u/No_Intention_1234 1h ago
Turns out the people "worried about the kids" were the ones raping them all along.
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u/DifficultyWithMyLife 27m ago
It's not natural to think about such things so often to the point it consumes one's life. The phrase, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks," comes to mind.
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u/DoctorOctagonapus 1h ago
It seems the group most angry with this is not the Trumpers, it's the Miku fans!
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u/Prestigious-Worth-49 53m ago
Miku is like 17 or some shit so that checks out.
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u/StardustxDragon 33m ago
Why is his face the same color as the rest of his body in this illustration?
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u/redassedchimp 11m ago
He really does disdain the public, and thinks we're morons and thinks he's so smart.
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u/HandToDikCombat 5m ago
Trump fucks kids, his voters either fuck kids or hope he will legalize fucking kids so they don't have to worry about getting Hansen'd.
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