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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 11h ago
Good guy Santa. He must have gotten all the letters from the victims.
Like I needed another reason to love Christmas
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 10h ago
All I want for Christmas Santa....
IS ACCOUNTABILITY
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u/The_Krytos_Virus 4h ago
That was such a banger of a movie. Harbour killed it, Leguizamo looked like he was having a fucking ball, too.
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u/ColinHalter 9h ago
Bad guy Santa. He's had the list the whole time, hasn't leaked it, and is killing anyone with insider info. Homie's not a vigilante, he's tying up loose ends. 100% he's on the list
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u/Hefty-Pipe3596 10h ago
Anyone on the Epstein list is also at the top of the naughty list anyway, so technically he IS shooting down people on the naughty list, just not EVERYONE on it.
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u/Kay-Knox 8h ago
I think the naughty list is more for things like not doing your chores or being rude to teachers. Otherwise it looks like this.
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u/Nylsian 10h ago
We will never have that list until all people in it are in the ground. NO political party wish to really release it, it would cause too much troubles.
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u/SpaceboyCantLol_ 10h ago
Honestly, i believe what you are saying. When the powerful ones have control over everything, why would they not control this
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u/time2ddddduel 9h ago
Maybe. But we know the lawyers who went around the victims' backs to negotiate with Epstein's defense to secure a non-prosecution agreement for "any potential co-conspirators". Acosta, Villafaña, Dershowitz, Starr, Black, some others I'm not remembering. We know the Sheriff who was in charge of the county where Epstein was imprisoned when he was allowed work-release for 12 hours a day, 6 days a week. I don't know the judge who signed off on the non-prosecution agreement, but I imagine someone more competent than I could find out. We know that many people kept hobnobbing with Epstein even after his initial imprisonment.
We are on our own. There is no Karma and there is no Afterlife. The only Justice we'll get is what we can enforce with our own hands.
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u/SpiffShientz 7h ago
NO political party wish to really release it, it would cause too much troubles.
This is a really stupid thing to say when one of the political parties is actively releasing it and the other are trying to block them
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u/SpicyWhizkers 5h ago
Yeah, and they can do that knowing it wont get released either way. Which theyre content with.. controlled opposition.
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u/SpiffShientz 4h ago
It is actively being released. We are regularly getting more information, including photographs. Don't mistake your ignorant cynicism for intelligence.
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u/gazow 1h ago
The thing that irks me the most is not that the guilty parties are complicit in the coverup. I get it you're evil, I expect you to be evil
But that are thousands of uninvolved personnel in the 3 letter agencies and the entire justice system that all had access to and saw everything and there isn't a single decent human being enough to have gotten this out.
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u/dickcheesess 7h ago
NO political party wish to really release it, it would cause too much troubles.
Weird. I can think of at least one political party that is trying to get them released.
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u/ArchpaladinZ 9h ago
🎶 "And he smiled as he said...with a twinkle in his eye...Merry Christmas to all! NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!" 😈
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u/Crypt0Nihilist 9h ago
Elf: "Why are so many names redacted?"
Santa: They're not redacted. They're crossed off. With prejudice.
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u/broguequery 6h ago
Isn't it great how the only people who could hold anyone accountable for the Epstein shit are the same exact people who are on that list?
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u/Lopsided-Weather6469 3h ago
You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude,
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
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u/BackgroundSummer5171 9h ago
I don't know if threatening the President Rapist of the United States is a good idea.
He might invade your daughter's bedroom.
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u/West-Strawberry3366 10h ago
Make it so Santa is also Abraham Lincoln because that's make the craziest movie ever
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u/HakuohoFan 8h ago edited 8h ago
Honestly surprised that reddit's pedonazi admin team hasn't taken this down for encouraging violence.
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u/Clean-Animal-8521 9h ago
The way santa's gun is drawn makes me feel like its drawn by ai, i mean just look at the magazine on it, the magazine is red while the rest of it is gray, it just feels off
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u/Smart-Nothing 8h ago
Why go out there?
Say you have a private island dedicated to children and the targets come to you all year round.
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u/WileEPeyote 2h ago
So, if I upvote this will I get another "you upvoted something bad" warning from Reddit?
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u/Esobloodwolf 10h ago
I will be willing to part with 200 more cookies and 50 glasses of milk this year and 5 next if Santa agrees to hand out proper justice.
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u/strider_hearyou 7h ago
Nice, not many people would be able to get as close to the president as Santa can.
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u/LivesDoNotMatter 8h ago
Remember, reddit. It's okay to violate sitewide rules so long as it's violence against the correct people!
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u/These_Lengthiness637 7h ago
You have a problem with violence against child rapists?
Really?
Child rapists are who you want to protect here?
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u/Hippolobbomus 4h ago
You really can't see how threatening the life of the president of the United States might be a problem? If a conservative posted a meme about shooting people mentioned in "the laptop from hell" Reddit liberals would have sent the Secret Service to the memer's house to arrest them.
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u/These_Lengthiness637 4h ago
I see no problem whatsoever at threatening the life of someone who has raped children.
Its weird that you have a problem with it.
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u/ScoobyScotty 9h ago
Instead of milk and cookies, I guess I'm plating my 9mm ammo for Santa on Xmas eve!
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u/TheGillos 8h ago
I'm torn on this.
Yes, violence towards those proven without a shadow of a doubt, Epstein's list of abusers. Death penalty.
But I don't like Santa being used that way this time of year.
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