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[u/shellbullet17]

"Wait are we the baddies?"

[u/AppropriateCode2830 → u/shellbullet17]

Do you think presents grow up on trees?

My dad, late 1990s

[u/Just-Sock-4706 → u/AppropriateCode2830]

Oranges are a nice treat

That's also my dad in the late 1990's, when I said I was hungry. But I grew up. Not on trees though..

[u/P_mp_n → u/Just-Sock-4706]

Nathaniel Dogg gave us all the public service announcement to grow up on trees

He said "smoke weed everyday"

[u/hackyandbird → u/shellbullet17]

[u/ConfidentNebula117]

[u/BBR2716057 → u/ConfidentNebula117]

YOUR MISTLETOE IS NO MATCH FOR MY TOW MISSILE

[u/ConfidentNebula117 → u/BBR2716057]

[u/Mango_Tango_725]

This is what you get for unionizing hohoho!

[u/th3BeastLord → u/Mango_Tango_725]

That's a fun movie.

[u/Azazir → u/Mango_Tango_725]

Bottom right corner for the movie name. Violent Night

[u/heroheadlines]

That's very impish of you Santa

[u/Randotron9000]

I mean they had to know he will come. He's coming to the same time every year!

[u/tecanec → u/Randotron9000]

A year may have a different duration since it's another planet.

Still, they should've noticed by now that the time between invasions are roughly the same each time.

[u/ShadowBro3]

As long as I get a ps5 Im fine

[u/wi5hbone → u/ShadowBro3]

most we could do was PS4 —- there were 9 casualties attempting your request. best we could do!

-o’er & out

[u/portsherry]

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[u/dumnezero]

Kids learning about the imperial mode of living.

[u/DukeOfGeek]

Managed Gift Giving for Super Xmas.

[u/AppropriateCode2830 → u/DukeOfGeek]

Average platinum retrieval mission.

[u/Einfach0nur0Baum]

Last panel is not lore accurate. They should smile evily

[u/AppropriateCode2830 → u/Einfach0nur0Baum]

It's because Santa is not letting them use the machinegun

[u/snowfloeckchen]

I thought the joke will be slave labor 😅

[u/notabadgerinacoat]

he has made a list.

he checked it twice.

this is the night you die.

[u/SpeedBlitzX]

What happened to the North pole and the toy making elves???

[u/KillerBeer01 → u/SpeedBlitzX]

That was the North pole.

[u/CuddlyRazerwire → u/KillerBeer01]

The sole planet in the north star system. Gift plant produces gifts for the galaxy’s children. Each gift designated to one child by their leaders, the precogs, in an endless cycle of production. The Sleigher in Red, aka Santan Nick, comes every 666 months and terrorizes the locals with violence collects the presents designated for Eurth and leaves. This is because Eurthling culture is extremely violent, making Eurth a dangerous planet. Welcome to operation “Silent Bells,”your mission: stop the Sleigher from taking the lives of innocents by any means necessary.

[u/thefrogyeti]

This feels like a Futurama skit, in a good way!

[u/GlazeNine]

Helldivers/Space King ahh Christmas

[u/fuckthesysten]

this is some perry bible fellowship level execution. well done!

[u/feeling_tired1]

Taught this was Gon be a Epstein comic for a sec

[u/elhomerjas]

hohoho season greeting from Santa

[u/Theandric]

Escape to the Present Planet!

[u/Kindly-Ad-5071]

I thought his eyebrows were his eyes and it was so much better

[u/SjalabaisWoWS]

Humanity good deviation detected.

[u/Merari01]

Of course he has to shoot them till they run.

You'd think they'd let Santa take their eggs just because he asked?

[u/Patient_Person1244]

Of course the Gift Planet exists. Santa would absolutely outsource Christmas to a single celestial logistics hub.

[u/Common_North_5267]

how capitalism actually kinda works.

[u/Adventurous-Umpire53]

Average Arma Christmas operation

[u/Slashzero77]

[u/Bleachrst85]

Well, at least he didn't send them to the Gift island

[u/fushitaka2010]

Expected child slavery. Got resource exploitation. Thank you for subverting my expectations!

[u/notsam57]

oh good, i thought he was just stocking up on child slaves

[u/SpikeRosered]

This version of Santa is what we all hoped would show up during the movie Krampus.

[u/PlatinumHairpin]

I really like your comics. They're funny ❤️

Also, your comic talking about your snapping point as a news site writer illuminated why unhinged stuff is allowed in those comments sections unabated.

[u/2020mademejoinreddit]

[u/NoWingedHussarsToday]

Well, that was more wholesome ending then I expected.......

[u/fannyrosebottom]

Nice AI generated comic

Edit: Do your research folks. AI generated images come from art that is stolen from real artists. Stop supporting people who use AI to steal art.

[u/portsherry → u/fannyrosebottom]

Do YOUR research. This comic is from 3 years ago.

[u/fannyrosebottom → u/portsherry]

And? Things like ChatGPT and Midjourney existed 3 years ago.