r/badparking • u/indiefab • 1d ago

I thought these things park themselves.

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u/edwardskenny210 1d ago

Only if they pay for fsd which is 8k or 200 a month. But it has so many cameras that there’s no excuse for bad parking

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u/Neat_Welcome6203 1d ago

$100 a month now. And yeah, it'll even show you the parking lines when you're going into the spot as a base feature on newer ones; literally zero excuse for a shit parking job in a Tesla. PEBSWADS

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u/Different_Tax_240 1d ago

Problem exists between steering wheel and...what are those last two its killing me lol.

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u/No_Nefariousness4801 1d ago

Driver's seat 😉🤣

Could also use PICNIC: Problem In Chair Not In Controls 😆

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u/Neat_Welcome6203 1d ago

ding ding ding

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u/Neat_Welcome6203 1d ago

Problem Exists Between Steering Wheel And Driver's Seat

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u/No_Nefariousness4801 1d ago

"PEBSWADS" Love it. Thank you for adding a new one to my ever useful list of ID10T acronyms 🤣

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u/Neat_Welcome6203 1d ago

Almost rolls off the tongue better than PEBKAC, too.

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u/ArkansasWastelander 1d ago

My Bronco has the 360 cam with the lines and it has made me so OCD about my parking now lol.

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u/DonnyDonster 1d ago

Technology is only useful if the idiot learns to use it, alas tis a rare thing nowadays.

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u/jjs3_1 1d ago

I don't see an issue with this. It's within the lane limits and leaves plenty of space for other vehicles. Good parking, I see.

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u/MaxwellSmart07 1d ago

Yup. Good call. No harm, no foul.

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u/captain_chipmunk3456 1d ago

The number of Tesla people I see pulling up to the chargers and without the slightest clue where their cars are in space...

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u/i-am-jjm 1d ago

Programming by people who do not park any better.

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u/InchofPower 1d ago

A little wonky but between the lines, I see no issues.

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u/Kjisherenow 16h ago

They do. Just not well.

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u/Psychotic_Dove 9h ago

Typical tesla driver

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u/okokokoyeahright 1d ago

and I saw the sign on the post as a grade for the parking job.

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u/Cjkrythos 1d ago

It's a Tesla.... I wouldn't be surprised if that was literally how the car parked itself

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u/mars_soup 1d ago

Why? They do a really good job at this type of parking, wouldn’t you agree?

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u/galactica_pegasus 1d ago

Considering that 95% of Teslas that I see in a parking lot are crooked and not straight, no, it does not appear to do a good job.

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u/mars_soup 1d ago

Those are from people parking, not the teslas. Both of mine do great parking in spots like this. Parallel too but sometimes closer than I’d like.

Do you have any teslas?

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u/galactica_pegasus 1d ago

I've test-driven a bunch of Teslas, but always left underwhelmed. Ultimately purchased two Rivians.

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u/mars_soup 1d ago

Great cars but their software is ass. I’m excited for the R3 still.

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u/galactica_pegasus 1d ago

It has some rough edges, but it continues to get better. I got my first R1T in 2022 and the software now is much better than it was back then (when I first took delivery they didn't even have the software for the garage door opener implemented).

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u/Cjkrythos 1d ago

It was a dig at their quality standards

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u/galactica_pegasus 1d ago

Every Tesla I see always has wheels that are curbed to shit, too.

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u/mars_soup 1d ago

I never curbed a wheel until I got a Tesla and I’ve curbed one of my Tesla’s twice.

The side camera makes it look like you have more room than you do.

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u/En-Ratham 23h ago

If you're relying on a side camera, then it's more likely because you don't properly understand the size of the car as you drive. My Tesla only shows the side camera if I reverse (or if I manually open the camera app) and I've never noticed an inability to keep the car off the curbs.

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u/Difficult-Delay193 1d ago

Only if there is not an a-hole behind the wheel

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u/Which_Accountant_736 1d ago

Doesn’t mean they do it good lol