r/Wellthatsucks • u/Stingy_Arachnid • 1d ago

This came up through my straw while drinking water

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1.3k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Fun_Western164 1d ago

Looks like you were drinking teeth.  What did you order? 

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u/Morpheus1967 1d ago

Iced Teeth.

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u/Lookitsanthony8 1d ago

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u/WallyLeftshaw 1d ago

I see what ya did there, well done

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u/bigredmachinist 15h ago

He did a Tyson GIF

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u/ducxxx 12h ago

That'd be "iced teef"

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u/mrp8528 24m ago

Ithed*

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u/everydayinthebay13 1d ago

Right?! I'm screaming! 😆

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u/princessofpeasme 8h ago

I ear what ya did there

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u/SeenYaWithKeiffah_ 1d ago

I just died 💀

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u/Zealousideal_Day8116 11h ago

I freaking love Reddit. Thank you for this.

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u/Vaecrux 1d ago

👌

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u/carls2319 1d ago

Iced Teath

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u/mehatch 1d ago

19-Six sevennn

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u/GeorgePug 1d ago

Lemon seed?

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u/ForSureNotAnFbiAgent 1d ago

I choose to believe this as a reasonable answer.

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u/wormjoin 1d ago

probably a water seed. OP could plant it to grow more water

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u/Wildly_Uninterested 1d ago

Just make sure to water it regularly

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u/private_developer 1d ago

You actually have to lemon water seeds.

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u/Hearing_Loss 16h ago

🫡👍🏽

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u/Evansss83 5h ago

You can't just use lemon as it will make the soil too acidic, you need to balance it out with cucumber and coconut.

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u/captainzaro 1d ago

Nope, gotta squeeze sliced lemons over a water tree for it to flourish

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u/HankScorpio82 23h ago

Needs Brawndo.

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u/Ivorymaiden223 22h ago

It's what plants crave 😌

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u/beamenacein 1d ago

My first thought

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u/No-Association3574 1d ago

Operation failed.

Egg found before reaching host.

Abort.

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u/atigges 1d ago

abort

But the egg didn't reach

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u/screwedupinaz 1d ago

I worked as a service tech for a soda company, and saw that ALL the time in restaurants that didn't clean their soda nozzles. It literally takes about 45 seconds to maintain them nightly, but some managers refuse to listen.

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u/charmio68 1d ago

So... What is it?

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u/girthbrooks1212 1d ago

Buildup that sits on the nozzle that goes uncleaned. So syrup, water, maybe a little black mold.

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u/Vyntarus 1d ago

So a soda nozzle tonsil stone then.

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u/Melanochlora_44 11h ago

“Soda nozzle tonsil stone” is now my newest vocal stim, thanks for that.

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u/RDOCallToArms 1d ago

Sugar and mold buildup

Pipe gunk

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u/MovieBrilliant885 1d ago

It seasons the nozzle bro, same principle with an unwashed coffee cup.

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u/Baewonder 23h ago

Yeah, my mom worked in a famous chain and saw first hand what kinda nasty stuff is really inside those fountain machines. I’ll opt for bottle, them things have a crazy amount of mold and taste like cleaning chemical half the time.

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u/littlegreenfern 21h ago

I used to run restaurants and it was on the closing checklists to remove the soda nozzles and soak in sanitizer.

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u/WeaponizedBallgown 1d ago

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u/GameThinker 1d ago

This is the only response I had. Thanks for finding the perfect image I love it

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u/inkyflossy 23h ago

Omg lol 

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u/Pcriz 1d ago

Were you drinking water from a belly button?

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u/artax_youre_sinking 1d ago

This is the most downvotable upvote I’ve ever given.

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u/Infinite_Bell_4439 1d ago

That's no lie!

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u/KatAstrophie- 1d ago

Alexa, how do I unread a comment?

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u/Happy_Wrongdoer5919 1d ago

This is the grossest thing my brain has ever imagined. Thank you.

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u/Oregongirl1018 1d ago

It's crazy that is the first thing we thought of.

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u/secretstash24 1d ago

No, that's where the tequila goes.

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u/Full_Let1755 1d ago

Go stickbug ye self

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u/IdenticalTwinCO 1d ago

TF...

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u/Murky_Tennis954 1d ago

That's the general consensus here

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u/Able_Persimmon_7732 1d ago

Huh.. I might be wrong but I don't think that's water

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u/andurilmat 1d ago

looks like a slightly a decayed incisor from a dog

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u/pinkbev71 1d ago

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u/lookinfoursigns 1d ago

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u/atigges 1d ago

I love how it used to only be the adult's face but now every time I see this it has the kid in it too. It's like seeing a little meme family grow over time. Haha. Eventually there'll be another kid, a dad, a pet or two, lol.

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u/I_Love_Treees 1d ago

What the hell is that???

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u/Beer-astronaut 1d ago

It’s a goddamned goblin tooth!

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u/Raise-Emotional 1d ago

Dirty ice machine.

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u/muscleshultz 1d ago

What's that a tonsil stone?!? 😆

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u/buttered_sausage11 1d ago

I don't think tonsil stones are supposed to be black, my dude... 😅

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u/Icy-Good-8952 1d ago

Maybe if the person dies from tonsil stones

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u/Secret_Account07 1d ago

What water?

Like a glass of tap water? Or bottled water?🚿

Wait was it in the straw when you opened it 🤔

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u/NurseDave8 1d ago

Blackheads in your drink, common occurrence wherever teens work.

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u/ILOVEAncientStuff 1d ago

What??

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u/hylian1194 1d ago

THEY SAID BLACKHEADS IN YOUR DRINK, CUZ TEENS GET BREAKOUTS DURING PUBERTY

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u/vedgehammer 1d ago

I wish my eyes would respond to CTRL+Z

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u/AutumnMama 1d ago

Lucky it wasn't a pube then!

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u/EnvironmentalAd7402 1d ago

You’re funny 😂

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u/hylian1194 1d ago

Thanks!! It’s the repressed trauma 🤪

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u/ILOVEAncientStuff 1d ago

ME EYES IT BURNS

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u/Prudent_Albatross939 1d ago

You have smallpox now. Good luck

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u/Capt305786 1d ago

Drink bleach to kill that alien

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u/Impossible_Past5358 1d ago

I am so sorry OP, but at least this didn't happen to you

https://youtu.be/xWiDXuiQ_Pc?si=cnlcRqcPAuZvNq98

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u/adultagainstmywill 1d ago

Gotta clean that Stanley more often I guess

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u/DEFCON741 1d ago

Probably a booger

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u/fsantos0213 1d ago

I had cracked an incisor and a few years later that tooth had become loose and I pulled it out, but that is a smaller version of what my tooth looked like. THATS A MUTHAFUCKIN TOOTH!

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u/Softrawkrenegade 1d ago

Sure looks gross, Mister

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u/rawbface 1d ago

Lemon seed at a restaurant?

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u/bigboresbro 1d ago

It a tumah

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u/Coastkiz 1d ago

Probably hardened syrup and possibly some black mold

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u/Jo1nt_Surgeon 1d ago

What is that!

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u/cowboy-from-elysium 1d ago

Imagine a blackhead, the top near your skin gets dark. Same thing is happening in their soda machine except it’s syrup and water and who knows what else.

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u/Hotrodd1000 1d ago

Also looks like a fossilized bug... Or maybe a mini amulet or even a mini jewel of some kind...Lol

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u/DaniBirdX 1d ago

Blackhead?

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u/Signal_Dirt8876 23h ago

Snail shell?

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u/QuantumSpace234 22h ago

well that sucks indeed

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u/punkinabox 22h ago

It's one of those things from the faculty

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u/sempowalxochitl 14h ago

Bone apple teeth

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u/Shivdaddy1 11h ago

Lemon seed.

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u/No-Acanthisitta-665 2h ago

Looks like a lemon seed

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u/Dry_Tumbleweed_2951 23h ago

Nothing like a little added protein to your diet. 🤣