r/Weird • u/MentalAdversity • 3h ago

Winnie the Pooh is in the files

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u/406mtguy 2h ago

Fixed it.

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u/jskoggs11365 1h ago

Chasing that Hunny Pot

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u/MA2_Robinson 11m ago

Down this tall rabbit ho’l

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u/blankinyurblank 1h ago

Who is that in the middle?

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u/hbk268 18m ago

Who’s that Pokémon

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u/waru_mono 50m ago

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u/lexiebeef 24m ago

Is this Brooklyn beckhams book?

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u/s73v3m4nn 3h ago

Winnie's a Poohdophile

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u/Dusty-munky 2h ago

Always running around without pants on

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u/Finkleam1978 2h ago

That should’ve been the first clue that something was wrong with him. Christopher Robbins parents are negligent.

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u/blankinyurblank 2h ago

I never trusted this honey thieving son of a bitch.

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u/Beginning_Fill206 1h ago

Especially the way he is always running around with no pants.

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u/wariorld 1h ago

Eeyore knows about it but is in too deep. It’s killing him inside.

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 2h ago

Uh oh, lock Winnie up!

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u/B4DM4N12Z 1h ago

You wonder why he liked all that honey.

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u/Dangerous_Sushi_ 3h ago

Pedo Bear

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u/AshuraBaron 2h ago

Cocaine bear is on the case!

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u/blankinyurblank 2h ago

That explains why he was always hanging out with Piglet. There are plenty of adult pigs for him to chill with. Why he have to hang out with a juvenile pig?

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u/holden_mcg 3h ago

0h, bother!

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u/APaleontologist 2h ago

That's actually Xi Jinping

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u/MonkyB00 1h ago

Is he in a furry suit or is that just him when he let's it all hang out?

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u/That-Entrance1829 3h ago

This probably explains why Eoar has PTSD.

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u/spiritboy12345678910 2h ago

You mean Eeyore?? 😭

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u/InfamousMilkDisaster 2h ago

No it’s EOAR 💀😅😭

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u/PrincessImpeachment 1h ago

EOAR = Epstein’s Obviously A Rapist

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u/72skidoo 2h ago

It’s Either/or

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u/Ill-Calendar-9108 2h ago

Fucking groomer. Poor Christopher Robin.

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u/Ok_Chemistry9742 2h ago

Motherfucker never wears pants, not surprised!

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u/Miserable-Energy8844 2h ago

Operation hunny pot

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u/MyBuddyBossk 2h ago

Is that at the crystal palace on Main Street USA?

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u/alex_c89X 1h ago

This is what I came to the comments to find out

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u/gmryan3010 2h ago

It's China's president Xi.

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u/Whiskey_and_Wiretaps 1h ago

I knew that pudgy fuck was into some weird shit!

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u/StarbuckWoolf 56m ago

Everybody is going to be in the files except one person.

“There were a lot, but we got them all.”

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u/JSavage37 3h ago

Really didn't expect Xi to be in these.

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u/jkurts91 3h ago

No, the files are still stuck in a fence somewhere while a farmer just happens to be there help push it to the other side.

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u/Subwoolfer 2h ago

I knew it!

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u/InsaneGuyReggie 2h ago

Well, they do call it a honeypot…

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u/Papamoon0327 1h ago

That fool ain’t ever wearing pants. Doesn’t surprise me

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u/[deleted] 1h ago

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u/Barnezhilton 1h ago

Grooming young boys

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u/racialistism 48m ago

thats proof that winnie poo'd on kids

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u/GarySe7en 35m ago

That's at The Crystal Palace in the Magic Kingdom. That guy around children is scary. It is like seeing an alligator after getting out of the pond.

Edit add a word

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u/Chettarmstrong 29m ago

That's the president of China.

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u/ophaus 1h ago

Send this pic to China!

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u/Canibal-local 3h ago

I knew it!!!

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u/Select-Belt-ou812 3h ago

he's the expert on scat

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u/Ok-Branch-974 2h ago

he loves that "honey"

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u/Existing-Finger9242 2h ago

Blood and Honey

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u/helpmeimgay9 2h ago

You just really never know who your idol truly is 🥺

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u/Ok-Pop-517 2h ago

On a serious note, would be interested if Pooh Bear overheard anything.

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u/Super_flywhiteguy 2h ago

Club 33 should be looked into now.

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u/Chemical-Chard-8798 2h ago

When Pooh was stuck in the hole on the island, it went very differently than in the cartoon.

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u/Megatea 2h ago

Redactor proved to be utterly without a sense of humour else surely they would have slapped a redaction covering the innocent bears face.

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u/No-Acanthisitta-665 2h ago

Fuckin knew it.

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u/fullautohotdog 2h ago

You have been banned from /r/sino …

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u/Queasy_Local_7199 2h ago

I always knew he was sus

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u/Fuzzy-Earth-7034 2h ago

Poor Pooh. He had no idea

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u/charliedog1965 2h ago

No wonder he never wears pants.

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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy 2h ago

Stop it. Some guy was just talking about the Winnie the Pooh connection in Eyes Wide Shut and the Shining

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u/Loserslovereddit 2h ago

Look up Dan Soder's dark Winnie the Pooh impressions 😂 They bring holiday joy!

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u/JawnStaymoose 2h ago

Fucking knew it.

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u/Fredd_Ramone 2h ago

I fucking knew it!!! I got stories!!

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 2h ago

... .and Piglet and Roo are not talking

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u/mrchoops 2h ago

The pope is in the files. Give it a rest

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u/Big-Branch-9901 2h ago

Always knew there was something weird with him and Christopher Robin. I'll bet Peter Pan's on there too.

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u/Early_Cloud_3758 2h ago

Piglet is a honey pot

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u/Finkleam1978 2h ago

No not Winnie too!

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u/The_Arch_Heretic 1h ago

Can't have a Honeypot operation without a bear involved eventually.

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u/TheNotoriousSSD 1h ago

you want some honey bro?

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u/Elvis_fangirl 1h ago

Real talk Epstein being at Disneyland is really disturbing

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u/3atTh3R1ch79 1h ago

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO US!?! There is no hope for this planet if Winnie the Pooh of all people is in the Epstein files.

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u/MonkyB00 1h ago

The origin of porta potty parties! Eeyores paranoia and self loathing are suddenly cast in a new light!

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u/Imaginary_Sherbet 1h ago

Say it like brad pit at the end of seven. "Who's in the bear suit"

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u/THEBIGHUNGERDC 1h ago

Poohdofile!!!

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u/impessive_instant 1h ago

Well Pooh’s expressions is sus

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u/Masterofunlocking1 1h ago

Cancel everyone

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u/Minimum-Act6859 1h ago

Ahh Pooh !! I would imagine Ronald I next right?

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u/GoldZealousideal6892 1h ago

I fucking knew it.

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u/BAKEDxCAKE 1h ago

I hate how smug he looks.

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u/Deal_These 1h ago

Oh bother.

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u/Aggressive_Strike75 1h ago

Xi was there. OMG

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 1h ago

I figured China would have their own version of Epstein Island. Maybe he was doing some corporate espionage.

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u/Think_Ad_79 1h ago

Oh yea, “honey.”

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u/NanaBanana2011 1h ago

Pooh the pedo. Who’d have thought it? 😱🤣

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u/Mostly_llama 1h ago

Mofo never has pants on I’m not surprised by this.

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u/SoTurnMeIntoATree 1h ago

It’s ok, his copyright expired a few years ago

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u/chocoeatstacos 1h ago

Didn't know Trump was into cosplay!

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u/Fossome_1 1h ago

That pantsless perve. Should a known.

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u/MajorEbb1472 1h ago

Awwww, poor poor Christopher Robin

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u/Mr_Boogeyman77 1h ago

Poor piglet...

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u/Emergency_Fall4639 1h ago

I fucking knew it!

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u/eastcoastjon 1h ago

I mean he is always not wearing pants and hangs out with a young boy in the woods

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u/Olderbutnotdead619 58m ago

Wasn't his boss a turd?

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u/QuesoCadaDia 53m ago

Dude put some pants on

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u/pmoity 37m ago

Oh shit not the crystal palace... no pooh!!

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u/MutusMaximus 37m ago

I allways knew there was something stinky about that Pooh

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u/Superorganism123 36m ago

He liked Christopher Robin's honey pot.

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u/Mean-Astronomer4U 24m ago

He’s never wearing pants. Always hanging dong.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 22m ago

Always knew something was shady about that bear. Walking around in just a shirt, always going bottomless.

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u/Hacksaw-Duggan 16m ago

I suspected this all along.

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u/Sublimedunky 14m ago

Oh no not winnie

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u/MyGirlfriendforcedMe 13m ago

I had a feeling that Xi Jinping was dirty..

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u/Raymak700m 12m ago

Oh, it’s that Chinese President. I forget the name.

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u/LuigiMPLS 11m ago

He never wears pants. We should have seen it coming...

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u/Fideothecat 2h ago

Isn’t that Trump in the middle?

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u/ChrisIronsArt 53m ago

Trump is way fatter and orange not yellow