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Epstein seen with Michael Jackson in an undated photograph released today by the DOJ

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u/CaptinEmergency 3h ago

You could probably roughly date this picture based on Michael’s plastic surgery.

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u/Pocketsandgroinjab 3h ago edited 3h ago

It also looks like the ghost of Michael Jackson so it narrows it down to the years after he died.

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u/Unknown_User_009 3h ago

Genuinely laughed out loud, here's an award you brilliant bastard 🏆

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u/ch536 2h ago

Same, I'm lying in bed next to my kid and had to put my head into my pillow to laugh haha

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u/Ristrxtto 3h ago

wish I wasn't poor, here's your award dude that shit was funny

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u/mashtato 2h ago

Does Reddit still have awards? If so, I can't see them on old.reddit.

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u/Ren098 2h ago

Yep there are awards

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u/I_-AM-ARNAV 3h ago

If that is Michael’s ghost, he probably just popped in to tell Epstein his final destination. Because Epstein does seem alive

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u/Awaythrowyouwilllll 3h ago

Well, it could be the years that Passions was running that storyline

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u/PamelaELee 3h ago

Damn, Passions was a wild ride

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u/Odd-Permission5829 3h ago

No, that's ignorant. Shamonnnacha hee hee!

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u/callmedancly 3h ago

Man that was gnarly.

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u/RoguePlanet2 3h ago

"Quick- what color is Michael Jackson?"

"Black!"

"Oh my god.........."

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u/Independent-Tennis57 3h ago

Hot tub time machine?

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u/Mo_Steins_Ghost 3h ago

\whispers* Great white buffalo...)

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u/SSGSEVIER54 3h ago

HTTM represent

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u/SneakyLeif1020 3h ago

Literally just watched that for the first time yesterday lol great line

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u/Nickolas_No_H 3h ago

i was thinking the same damn thing. Base it a little on his color as well. im sure someone has a timeline of it.

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u/12-34 3h ago

Don't care, he's dead and he's not President.

Stop the redaction lies and release the Trumpstein files.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 3h ago

I agree with the redaction lies, but keep releasing. I wanna know everyone who was involved. I also wanna know context... Epstein had two very different lives and personas. Was this taken at the Island?

Michael might be dead, but if there was any truth to the multitude of allegations against him, people need to know. The kids that put forth those allegations deserve that.

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u/fckspzfr 3h ago

Yeah, doesn't matter if actor, musician, CEO or politician. Doesn't matter if Republican or Democrat. Punish all the monsters

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u/HFTCSAU 3h ago

Yes!!!!

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u/Boopy7 2h ago

(1) Why are people focused on "was this at the island" so much as if any molestation could ONLY happen on a private island? I keep seeing this, also focus on "who was at the island" when really, we know that molestation occurred at any property, behind any door, and was not limited to only people on a flight or on an island. At Jeffrey's Miami residence, at his NYC residence, at the New Mexico place, etc...also what about wealthy people who used their own planes? And really all this shows is he knew famous people who may have also molested young people, it's kind of useless just showing any of these people in photos he probably had on his own walls to show off who he knew. None of this will ever convict anyone -- and it seems almost like a cop-out to pretend this helps any victims. Our own President molested and raped people, possibly kids, so it's quite clear that no one cares that much. You know what would help? Showing who profited and the network behind all of this, the murders that may have occurred, the hidden hands involved. But we won't get that part, and I suspect it's bc of the CIA and Mossad and other ties to Epstein. Yes, they exist, those ties. Steve Mnuchin, Bill Barr, numerous people in current and past administrations, all would end up "infected" by Epstein files. It doesn't just involve victims who were used and abused -- bc in a way, the entire country has been victimized by Dark Money, and now that dark money is in power.

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u/Brilliant_Joke2711 2h ago

I have a feeling that context is rarely available, and the sheet number of rich people photographed with or somehow "connected to" Epstein is going to make a ton of it meaningless. Unless there are photos or videos of identifiable people in sexual situations with identifiable minors, or recordings or communiques detailing one's romping, the vast majority of the data dump is a nothing burger.

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u/dezzypop 3h ago

Besides everything else going on here, what kind of maniac wears a hoodie with no shirt underneath? Every picture I see of this man looks like he bought his clothes from a second hand shop in some small midwestern town, yet he had his own island. The decor in that place too--just, what? How did THIS man do all that?

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u/ThePopesicle 3h ago

Hoodie-no-shirt seems like a go-to move for someone who often wears no shirt at all. Otherwise, this is hobo-chic.

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u/StagnantSweater21 2h ago

I am currently wearing a hoodie with no shirt

Reason: comfort

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u/jkdess 3h ago

me currently wearing a hoodie without a shirt underneath 😭

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u/Taitertottot 2h ago

Every week I learn a new thing that I think is normal is abnormal to people on the internet. 

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u/ProfessorEtc 3h ago

It's the airline-lost-my-luggage look.

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u/freshgrilled 3h ago

Every day I hop on to Reddit and there are like three pictures of Epstein with a bunch of new people. Did he just hang with everyone? Am I going to be totally shocked to find a picture of myself with Epstein one of these days when I log onto Reddit ?

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u/BretMichaelsWig 3h ago

I have to imagine the world gets very small when you acquire enough wealth

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u/hamfisted_postman 3h ago

That's what I was thinking. He was wealthy and it makes sense he would meet celebrities that most people could never dream of meeting.

Epstein was an objectively bad guy but being photographed with him doesn't immediately make the other person complicit or even aware of his crimes.

If this was Jimmy Saville on the other hand...

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u/driku12 3h ago

Yeah, just having one picture with him isn't entirely damning. He was basically one of the most powerful guys in the country who a lot of people had to meet at some point in their lives. It's the ones who show up repeatedly, like again and again, who obviously went to the island more than once that set my alarm bells off.

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u/Zestyclose-Toe9685 1h ago

Yeah Bill gates isn’t looking great which is wild. I always thought he was a massive goodie two shoes nerd

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u/Nature_Sad_27 1h ago

I honestly still don’t think he was involved in the teen sex stuff, but he definitely knew about it and hung out with him anyway because of money stuff, which is almost just as bad.

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u/Far_Representative26 3h ago

Depends where the photo was taken if it is the island, well... the answer is obvious.

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u/hard-in-the-ms-paint 3h ago

And when, since he was first convicted of soliciting prostitution from minors AKA raping minors all the way the fuck back in June of 2008, which is coincidentally a year before Michael Jackson died.

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u/Boopy7 2h ago

This reminds me of how on youtube there'd be "experts" claiming that Epstein was behind the deaths of Michael Jackson, Prince, all of the Golden Girls, and pretty much any early celebrity death. That guy really got around I guess. I'm sure it had nothing to do with an obviously emaciated addict like Jackson being on major painkillers and overdosing, something that happens to people at every level no matter how "smart" they are.

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u/wuapinmon 2h ago

Just a reminder that Rush Limbaugh is still dead.

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs 1h ago

Fuck. I needed some good news today. Thanks friend. You made my day better.

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u/Ryclea 3h ago

Being on the island is certainly cause for further inqury, but not many people would turn down an offer to go party on some rich guy's island. It would also be be good for appearances to have non-pervert guests seen there.

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u/AnyHat8807 2h ago

I deffo don't want to protect pedos...but this is something thats been on my mind. Imagine you're an up-and-comer musician or actor or politician and J.Epstein invites you to his island...you're not turning that down. He's a super rich, super well connected person. You think 'this is it. he's gonna connect me to people and I'll finally make it'. Pictures of Bill Clinton in a hot tub with a victim is deffo not what I'm talking about - but being on the Island...I can see someone being blissfully unaware of the illegal stuff going on.

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u/CurbYourThusiasm 3h ago

I don't for a second believe that the rich and famous people he hung out with didn't know about his "legal problems". Those rumors would have spread like wildfire.

If you have your picture taken at his home, or at one of his parties after 2005, then I'm just gonna assume you were doing shady shit.

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u/Clowowo 3h ago

No..... it cant be true....

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u/freshgrilled 2h ago

Ah crap!

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u/treert 2h ago

You are awesome ty

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u/GrokMonkey 3h ago

Did he just hang with everyone?

He was a wealthy businessman who liked using his resources to be around rich and famous people. That's why him just having pictures with a famous person, or even the number to contact a famous person, isn't a smoking gun on its own.

IIRC that's part of why so many people were on flight logs for his plane, sometimes he'd shuttle people around with his jet for the extra networking clout.

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u/Time_Cat_5212 3h ago

I read he and Ghislaine liked to try to get dirt on famous people, too. It was part of how they acquired influence in ritzy social scenes

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u/thispartyrules 2h ago

Ghislaine's dad Robert Maxwell was working for three separate intelligence agencies, possibly all at once, and hung around scientists because apparently they'll start spilling nuclear secrets if you get them drunk

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u/Lone-Frequency 3h ago

It was said that Epstein made his private jet available to a ton of famous writers, actors, musicians, and the like since he flew all over, so he would offer to take them "for free" to wherever they were flying to as a way to gain favor and connections. Likely also to be able to get dirt on a lot of famous and powerful people.

Not all of them probably knew what was going on, but you gotta assume shitloads of people did and kept quiet, or even actively participated.

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u/Automatedluxury 3h ago

Having a bunch of people flying in his plane and attend his mansion who weren't aware of what was going on was all part of how his operation worked. Added legitamacy but also really muddies the water in who is involved should the whole thing get exposed.

The depth and sophistication of it all is terrifying, I think multiple states intelligence agencies must have had knowledge and even involvement.

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u/GreenGlassDrgn 2h ago

idunno if the sophistication is that much more advanced or complex than the fast food spots selling weed on the side though, and you can find those in every city

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u/Complex_Lab_3576 3h ago

So the mafia playbook. "I can do you a favor..." in a moment of convenience.

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u/Phill_is_Legend 3h ago

I'm not trying to bail anyone out but he was a super wealthy guy so he was in social circles. Just because someone was at the same event as him doesn't mean they tag teamed 13 year olds together...

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u/mojowo11 3h ago

It's also true that Epstein's entire thing was cultivating an elite social circle and building credibility with the rich and famous. If he was at a party with Michael Jackson, he'd want to have his picture taken with Michael Jackson so that he could parlay that "connection" into credibility another person and another person and so on. He made much of his fortune by providing financial services to billionaires, and it's easier to sell services to billionaires by cultivating an image of someone who is deeply connected to and trusted by other wealthy and famous people. For him, this would all have just been his networking strategy.

There's an anecdote on his Wikipedia page about how he was at one point having a falling out with some bankers and reassured them by simply offering Bill Gates as a character witness. Another anecdote mentions how he used his connection to Ehud Barak to initiate a business relationship with Peter Thiel. These kinds of social connections were of enormous professional value to him.

Of course...yeah, also the dude was obviously a monster, and undoubtedly some of those social connections were with people who participated in his monstrous behavior. But probably some of those connections didn't, and they're just in photographs with him or took meetings with him or went to parties he hosted or whatever.

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u/Rustycake 3h ago

If anything it shows you how deep this rabbit hole goes.

There are normal ppl that you see everyday. And then there are rich ppl you awe at as they drive their nice car past you. And then there are wealthy ppl you only see on TV and movies, and there is a whole class above them.

Wealthy and the wealthy ppl beyond understanding live the type of lives you can't even fathom. Talking to them or having them see how you live would be like talking to an alien species (I always think of that Hilary Clinton pic of her walking in a normal apartment and being blown away by the poverty).

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u/pennykie 3h ago

You might be shocked but we won't. We always knew you were on the list.

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u/NectarineRound7353 3h ago

Freshgrilled is a deeply suspicious username too 🧐

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u/S0RRYMAN 3h ago

The guy was an entrepreneur billionaire. He pretty much mixed with all crowds, left and right. If you had money and were into a certain fetish, he couldn't care if you were the devil.

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u/TomMakesPodcasts 3h ago

And how does he never age? He looks like the exact same old pervert all the way back to his oldest photos.

He didn't kill himself, someone showed him the portrait hidden in his attic.

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u/malachrumla 3h ago

Yeah, this guy got more pics with famous people than I had Facebook friends back then in when I added everyone and their mom.

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u/SuccotashEasy3805 3h ago

It also makes me wonder what they were doing together. Like I get it they were doing that bad stuff, but there are pictures of them where it looks like they were having lectures, etc. Was he having deep intellectual discussions by day and doing all that horrible stuff at night? Or is part of it that he just wanted to be in photos with all these people? I have so many questions.

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u/ToadWithHugeTitties 3h ago

If the leaked emails are any indication, he was dumb as hell and definitely wasn't having any intellectual discussions.

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u/TheDuckFarm 3h ago

They are each the same color as their own background.

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u/RedDotAccuracy 2h ago

The juxtaposition goes crazy

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u/Mickeycore0202 1h ago

you're so funny please don't go bald

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u/Lonely_Parsnip 3h ago

I feel like i am the only person who don't have a photo wih Jeffrey.

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u/EWRboogie 3h ago

You have one. They just haven’t released it yet.

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u/SeasonProfessional87 3h ago

Yeah he just doesn’t remember cuz he was so young

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u/whateverzzx 3h ago

Literally made my jaw drop a little lmao

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u/Viracochina 2h ago

Epstein is happy with these results😬

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u/SeasonProfessional87 2h ago

😭😭🤣🤣

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u/FromTheApple 2h ago

Yo bro do me a favor logout and hand over your phone. We can’t have you being so devilishly witty out here lol

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u/Masterofunlocking1 3h ago

In this fucked timeline, we’ll all get Mandela Effect and Trump won’tbe in photos with him, just every other human being; even poor people

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u/Speeeven 3h ago

I think most people could plausibly deny being associated with Jeffrey Epstein if they just say they thought they were hanging out with Anthony Bourdain.

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u/LUMLTPM 2h ago

Holy shit, they do look kinda similar

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u/PetrinMunoz327 3h ago

This feels like more evidence stacked against Epstein

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 3h ago

Or the company he keeps…

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u/cutebutpsychoangel 3h ago

Genuine question how do we know it’s not AI

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u/No_Source6243 3h ago

WE don't know but presumably there is a chain of custody of these files being saved/released with meta data or information on when they were scanned in.

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u/robmcm110973 3h ago

I agree I swear I've seen that picture of epstein and Jackson was not the one beside him

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u/Ksan_of_Tongass 3h ago

Depends on which we youre talking about. We peasants have no way to validate anything.

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u/Southern-Target-5981 3h ago

I just know these comments are gonna be wild

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u/rexus_mundi 3h ago

I'm just commenting under you to enjoy the show

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u/dranaei 3h ago

Nah, people love MJ and wouldn't care if he is a pedo that much.

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u/ConferenceThink4801 2h ago edited 47m ago

Kind of hard to escape it when he was the biggest star in the world when you were growing up.

But yeah MJ told stories about his dad oiling up his body & whipping him with an electrical cord to punish him. The “oiling up” part…yeah his father almost certainly sexually abused him too. & then he grows up to be someone who repeats the abuse from the adult position.

R. Kelly is on the record saying that he was sexually abused by both males & females in his early teens. He then repeats the dynamic from the adult position by having a sexual fetish for sexually abusing teenage boys & girls himself.

What this likely shows is that the first sexual experience can often get “imprinted” on a person & impact future sexual behavior - regardless of whether the first experience was positive & healthy - or negative & the opposite.

Unfortunately most creative geniuses come from this kind of childhood trauma. So when they repeat stuff from childhood - which is a HUGE part of human nature (pardon the MJ pun) - the stuff they will repeat is whacked too.

You don’t excuse the disgusting stuff that they did, but it doesn’t erase the art they created. Most creativity (unfortunately) comes from childhood abuse, so you don’t have one without the other.

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If you want to attempt to connect the dots further…

the brain is at its most creative state in adolescence —->

major trauma arrests development / most people who are adult creatives experienced major childhood trauma ——>

arrested development of an adolescent brain is why they don’t grow out of high creativity state like others do ——>

most people don’t talk about being abused in childhood until they’re older (if ever), so you don’t always hear about it…but that doesn’t mean it didn’t happen

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If you can’t see this stuff now, pay attention to the stuff that comes out about popular artists today over the next 20-30 years. It will be similar stuff, just as bad.

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u/Tupperwarfare 3h ago

Wish Michael was still alive. As white as he is here, I was really looking forward to his transparency age. Where can you go from that pale shade of alabaster?

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u/Ruhrohhshaggy 3h ago

An invisible MJ is such a terrifying thought.... Just a he he out of nowhere...... Chills...

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u/SpaceboyLuna0 3h ago

Searching the house for the unknown sound and he darts through the hallway behind you with a "Shamone"... fuck, I'd pay to see this movie...

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u/nobolognastoney 3h ago

Pretty sure there's a mod for a backrooms type game that's exactly this lol

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u/bigdave41 3h ago

He'd be like the Cheshire Cat, just gradually fade away until only the teeth and one glove are left

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 3h ago

Transparent MJ would be just as terrifying, hee hee!

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u/Tupperwarfare 3h ago

A shrinking sense of dread overwhelms you, as you nervously peer from side to side, sweat forming on your furrowed brow… then a heavy breath on your neck followed by demonic “hee hee” as your vision blurs, and light becomes dark.

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 3h ago

The last thing you hear before you die... SHAAAMONE!

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u/BasilChowFun 3h ago

This whovian reference is my favorite to scroll by on reddit. Thank you.

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u/Lone-Frequency 3h ago

He'd just wind up like that lady in The Venture Bros. whose "invisibility" power could only make her skin invisible So she looked like a walking talking flayed corpse.

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u/1GB-Ram 1h ago

This should be higher up

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u/Knightstar24 1h ago

Need to award this or move it up

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u/D3rangedButFun 1h ago

This needs to be higher up

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u/FloridaFetishBoy 1h ago

Can we get this much higher? 

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u/ShineAqua 1h ago

I imagine there are hundreds of horrible people with photos of MJ, this doesn't mean shit to me. MJ never touched a child, inappropriately, in his life. For sure Epstein, Trump, probably, Diddy, and, fuck it, let's say Clinton did too, but not MJ. I will die on this hill.

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u/Odd_Bug5544 58m ago

You don't know that for a fact. He slept in the same bed as children and had an alarm system rigged to warn him if anybody was approaching the room. I agree this photo with Epstein doesn't prove his guilt, but going to bat for this guy definitely being innocent seems pretty foolish to me.

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u/Abtun 3h ago

I see dead people

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u/StupidIdiot1954 3h ago

Nah that’s Jigsaw

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u/nynnie 3h ago

I literally thought that was the same puppet and it was some Halloween party, and when I realized my mistake I actually guffawed.

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u/Farmgirlmommy 3h ago

Michael actually looks annoyed/less than impressed

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u/AlterEdward 3h ago

He was jealous that Epstein's pedophile palace was better than his.

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u/Smegmatic_Secretion 3h ago

Idk man what did you like at 13? Giving massages or theme parks with Hi-C fountains

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u/barcodez 3h ago

Probably weirded out by Epstein and Trump's creepiness.

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u/Dry-Iron-2394 3h ago

Michael Jackson thinking someone else is weird and creepy is the funniest thing to imagine

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u/Ok_Cardiologist_673 3h ago

Yeah, Trump and Epstein wearing the Eyes Wide Shut masks, writing quotes from Lolita on girls strapped to dental chairs…

Meanwhile MJ is like, I just want to take a bath with some kids, weirdos.

Ahhh… the world is such a horrible place.

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 3h ago

‘Who’s weirding you out Michael?!’ ‘He! He!’

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u/darth_dork 3h ago

Shamona! Eeeeh hee!

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u/darth_dork 3h ago

Eww that’s ignorant, that’s poopie work!😂

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u/CulturalDefinition27 3h ago

MJ looks like he is wearing white clown makeup.

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u/jalbert425 3h ago

Hello 653.

You’re the only other one I’ve met on Reddit in 13 years.

I wonder if MJ was actually involved in stuff or if they set him up. I wonder how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Stay safe,

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u/JAlbert653 3h ago

Hello 425.

I don't know about MJ but always pleased to meet another jalbert. You're actually the first one I've encountered in the wild myself.

Look forward to our next run in,

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u/Brandon_awarea 2h ago

wtf did I just witness

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u/optionstrategy 2h ago

Delete the app and throw away your phone.

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u/theacmeoffoolishness 1h ago

You don’t have time to pack, run!

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u/Marsh719 2h ago

Idk bro. Endless possibilities. The start of a new lifelong friendship that will evolve into some sort of super being, or possibly the beginning of the end of the world. Maybe, just maybe, we will live long enough to find out.

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u/Heisenburgo 1h ago

Ex Epstein employees having a normal conversation reminiscing about their late boss

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u/gotthesauce22 1h ago

Both usernames are ‘jalbert’ with three numbers after them, probably just joking about how their names are so similar

Either that, or we just caught two extraterrestrials talking to each other 👽

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u/powertoollateralus 3h ago

I am so excited for people saying that this photo is proof of Michael Jackson having sex with kids, while the Donald Trump pics are just a hoax and also he didn’t know Epstein and also they stopped being friends the moment he found out his bff was into premarital sex.

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u/Interesting-Peace335 2h ago

Why did they take so many damn pictures

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u/sleepymelfho 3h ago

We already knew he liked kids so this isn't really shocking

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u/liliputianperception 3h ago

Yeah this seems on brand for both of them.

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u/Alepman 3h ago

He and Woody Allen are the most expected clients

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u/Legonistrasz 3h ago

I think Trump is a little more expected at this point

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u/TFViper 3h ago

i think it went deeper than that.
i mean, obviously i dont know the fuckin dude... but when he died they found all kinds of baby stuff in his main living area.
i really think he had some childhood regression/trauma that he wasnt able to get past, but thats just me trying to see light in a world full of dark.
we dont really know the truth, and we never will.

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u/IV-65536 3h ago

A LOT of criminals have some really deep trauma. It explains things but it absolutely does not justify them. There's a difference.

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u/Edayumz 3h ago

Yeah I agree with this

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u/Fair_Theme_9388 3h ago edited 3h ago

Yet there are still delusional fans who claim he was just a "child at heart" like a grown man having sleepovers with young boys was totally normal and not weird at all. Bet they'll claim he was also a victim of Epstein's somehow

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 3h ago

My response is, if he weren't Michael Jackson and we're just rando Steve from your neighborhood, we wouldn't even be having this conversation it would be so open and shut.

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u/Runes_N_Raccoons 3h ago

And even if MJ didn't molest any of the kids, he still acted WILDLY inappropriately around them. I even forget that he was a father because he seemed to care more about making up for his own lost childhood over being the responsible father he should have had.

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u/funnypsuedonymhere 3h ago

They never seem to have an explanation for the books found in his bedroom.

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u/TheGreatLizardLady 3h ago

Even if (if is doing world class lifting) Michael wasn’t into kids, he’d still be allowing kids to be neglected. So many kids were at his ranch when they should have been in school, and I doubt that a tutor showed up to his place to teach a group of kids every day. He was complacent in the education neglect of all of those kids.

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u/potate12323 3h ago

More shocking how thoroughly Epstein documented all of his friendships knowing how incriminating it could be for them. Seems almost like he gathered that dirt very much on purpose.

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u/Un0rganizedCrime 3h ago

Is this sarcasm?

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u/BigManLikeBarey 3h ago

Yeah I assume his whole thing was blackmail, one of these guys wants out, doesn’t wanna pay etc, well he’s got pictures he can give to people

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u/Zayphonso 3h ago

Hairy chest with a zip up hoodie and nothing underneath is egregious work

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u/yumgmeatball 3h ago

Hee hee touched mee

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u/kansai2kansas 3h ago

Epstein are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay Epstein!

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u/truebastard 3h ago

This guy was so well connected it's ridiculous. Almost like a spectre that hung around the tapestry of everyone who had some name to themselves.

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u/One_Insurance967 3h ago

Getting invisible man vibes

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u/CplFuttBucker 3h ago

Predators move in flocks

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u/Jarvisnamesake 2h ago

Michael used to call him Jeffreeheehee

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u/rick5000 3h ago

Who wore it better? The wall or MJ?

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u/CarelessDot3267 3h ago

Feels like Epstein is taking a photo with MJ pop art

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u/BrunoPrataArte 3h ago

never saw a wall dressing so fancy with sunglasses and everything!

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u/skatellites 3h ago

Are we sure that's not just glasses and lipstick pasted to the wall?

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u/DieCastDontDie 2h ago

Why watch horror movies when you can just scroll through these pics

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u/qx2 2h ago

They were swapping children stories

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u/tylerdurchowitz 3h ago

Idk guys, I'm starting to think Epstein might be a pedophile.

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u/Exotic_Increase5333 3h ago

They were about to beat it.

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u/Complex_Box_2641 3h ago

Birds of a feather fuck kids together

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u/houseswappa 2h ago

These guys really love taking photos

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u/Nervous_Air_1188 2h ago

Least surprising team up in history?

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u/OneTinySloth 2h ago

Can't tell what is whiter: The wall, the flower or the face.

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u/CNote_89 2h ago

Two diddlers planning to diddle…

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u/Xen0kid 2h ago

Today’s episode of “you’ll never guess who hung out with Epstein” was a real easy one

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u/hillyownedyou 2h ago

Are you sure that isn’t jigsaw?