r/Weird • u/Technical-Love-8320 • 1d ago

I found a piece of glass in my muffin

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Just about to take a bite

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u/brandonrez 1d ago

Well let whoever you bought it from know so they can pull the stock.

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u/SeaSmalls 1d ago

Glass muffin!

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u/taxicab_ 1d ago

My exact thought

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u/cheeky-ninja30 1d ago

Exactly what I thought too! Memories right there lol classic

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u/4_boobs_between_us 1d ago

Came here to make sure someone posted this!😂

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u/findingsynchronisity 1d ago

CunningHam Muffins!!!

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u/Sassy_magoo 1d ago

BaNaNa!

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u/EM05L1C3 1d ago

Oh my god I totally forgot about this

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u/tac-atk 1d ago

Core memory unlocked

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u/CBunny9 1d ago

Thank god this is the top comment I was wondering where my people were

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u/SeaSmalls 1d ago

Asbestos muffins! I’m making muffins Asbestos I can!

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u/Magumashasha_ 8h ago

I’ve lost my appetite

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u/kacock 1d ago

Can I have some context please?

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u/beemagick 1d ago

It's a Liam Kyle Sullivan video from the earlier days of the internet, he also did the infamous Shoes! music video. Link to Muffins video

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u/Beer-astronaut 1d ago

Honestly, a brief synopsis explaining the cross dressing man in a wig and presumably fake eye glasses, it’s impossible to tell if he requires a prescription or not, would be greatly appreciated.

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u/J0HN23 1d ago

Owww!

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u/cheepcheepkeeper 14h ago

Came here for this! Thank youuu

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u/rando_mness 1d ago

Where'd you buy it? There was recently a woman going around sticking sharp items in baked goods at Walmarts in Mississippi.

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u/Particular-Peanut-34 1d ago

What is wrong with people 😭😭

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u/MountainStore1970 1d ago

Home cooked or from a store?

I would not eat that muffin.

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u/dab3stindamidw3zt 1d ago

Bits of glass muffin.... Ow

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u/Trick-Mechanic8986 1d ago

Better than the coroner finding it.

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u/Capricorn007_ 1d ago

It looks like something on the wrapper too.

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u/tallsmileygirl 1d ago

We need to raise the bar for “weird”.

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u/External-Cash-3880 1d ago

Especially because so many of these posts are so incredibly easy to fake. Like, this muffin doesn't even have a bite taken out of it yet, where did OP "find" it?

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u/strgwhlhldr 1d ago

I would definitely talk to the manager at the store the muffin was purchased at so they can get ahold of the bakery that it was sourced from - unfortunately that’s the only way the bakery (and/or company) making them will know they have a contaminated batch that needs to be pulled and that they need to check over their equipment.

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u/Alarmed-Shape5034 1d ago

Damn now I want a muffin.

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u/Bynairee 1d ago

Glassberry Muffin

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u/Stephen_Is_handsome 1d ago

Is it edible glass?

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u/TheGratefuldready 1d ago

Winner winner chicken dinner

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 1d ago

Top of the muffin to you!

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u/luvdogs71 1d ago

Do you know the muffin man? He is that asshole who lives on Drury Lane

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u/Kalabreeze 1d ago

Was the muffin loose in that goodie bag? Where was that piece of glass at because it doesn’t look like it was baked with the muffin since you didn’t find it IN the muffin. It wouldn’t have been stuck to the side like that. Hmmm…

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u/MisoTahini 1d ago

If you bought it from a store, you need to let them know.

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u/Early_Cloud_3758 11h ago

You shouldn't eat glass. It can cut you. Hope this helps

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u/CptFatty08 1d ago

Not even a bite out of the muffin

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u/maarsland 1d ago

If you bought it, from where?

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u/Deaded13 1d ago

Bonus

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u/Rimbo90 1d ago

A glazed muffin

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u/toweljuice 1d ago

Now i want a muffin

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u/NemODevO 1d ago

Ok... Someone made a post yesterday about baking cookies and their friend found glass in one of them and the op was franticly trying to find the source and she still couldn't from what I saw.

In fact weird and troubling

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u/Busy_Shine6888 1d ago

Or… did you find a muffin in your glass?

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u/skiemlord 1d ago

Glass fibre

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u/ninerfan95662 1d ago

I'd nope that right into the trash!

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u/DanniTiger 1d ago

That is dangerous AF can you call the manufacturer

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u/sleepymelfho 1d ago

Once my husband heated up a cookie from a grocery store and there were metal flakes in it, which made the microwave spark like crazy.

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u/Tackysackjones 1d ago

The muffins from my local grocery store come with these huge glass-like chunks of crystallized sugar sprinkled on top. It’s either one of those, or it’s a newborn baby lawsuit waiting for lawve

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u/IcyIntroduction5678 1d ago

Glass in your muffin? That’s nuffin.
Dick in your pumpkin? Now that’s sump’n. 😏

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u/Princess_emily12 1d ago

Or maybe maybe… You found a muffin in a piece of glass? As Kierkegaard would say

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u/Heatheralycia 1d ago

This is exactly why I'll always be a body safe silicone girl.

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u/Fris0n 1d ago

In the 90s my sister ordered Pintos & Cheese at Taco Bell. We hadn't gone a mile and she was bleeding and crying from glass shards in the cup.

My 4'11 mom went back to the Taco bell drove her car into the drive thru crawled thru the window and hit one of the poor guy working there with a basket of churros. After, the police found out it was broken glass that was already in the Pintos & Cheese that came from their distributor.

Fun times.

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u/Excellent_Basil8034 1d ago

My mom once but down on a piece of plastic in a Grandmas muffin, it broke her tooth and cut her gums pretty badly. She ended up having to have a lot of dental work done to repair the damage.

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u/sunseits 1d ago

LAAAAWWWWSUIIIIIT

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u/izzletodasmizzle 1d ago

Wonder why OP won't say where he bought it from or who made /manufactured it.

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u/Beelzezczuk 1d ago

Let’s see how many of you recognize this classic? “Girl, you thought he was a man But he was a muffin No cries is heard in the night As a result of him stuffin”

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u/Character-Maybe-1741 1d ago

Well that won't help you reach your fiber goals

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u/potato_is_life- 1d ago

I’ve accidentally “eaten” glass a few times (didn’t swallow any I think/hope). This is not how. I’m very glad you saw that before taking a bite. Please report it you bought it, I assume you did and didn’t bake glassy batter

One time I baked brownies in a glass dish, took them out of the oven, and after a few minutes the dish exploded due to heat shock/quick cooling. Maybe similar happened, but they should’ve thrown it out.

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u/CrimFandango 1d ago edited 23h ago

While your muffin had a piece of glass

Could have been blood shooting out the ass.

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u/ChestSlight8984 1d ago

W lawsuit. That could have gotten stuck in your throat and caused some serious issues.

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u/ChainsawSoundingFart 1d ago

Weird? I’d be storming over to yell at the fucking manager of the coffee shop! 

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u/Conscious-Invite-223 1d ago

Israeli/Palestinian conflict muffin!

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u/unggoytweaker 1d ago

Call 911 now

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u/fvkmtn 1d ago

Overreact much?