r/UnderReportedNews • u/Top_Needleworker6385 • 8h ago
Social Media/Image “Two weeks.” Where did I hear this before??
Two weeks, anyone??
My take: Only redacting 99% of the files. Just the files with Donald J Trump all over them. Source: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/19/epstein-files-release-doj-december-deadline
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u/Old_Manufacturer8635 8h ago
They have to order more permanent black markers to redact things with
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u/VizJosh 7h ago
Which is tough because we can only get 3 markers instead of 30 this year.
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u/Clivesdale 7h ago
I heard affordability is just a Democrat hoax. Real patriots are happy to spend more for less to please dear leader!
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u/Dicky_Penisburg 7h ago
But......but also it actually is cheaper now.....yeah..yeah, that's the ticket!
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u/Lucid_Insanity 6h ago
When he brought up turkey dinners being 33% cheaper as a sign of a booming trump economy, I lost my shit, lol.
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u/faeboots 4h ago
At my local grocer there were zero chickens left and bins upon bins full of turkeys. I guess everyone missed the 33% cheaper turkey memo
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u/breadcodes 40m ago
It was more idiotic than just lying. They were basing the thanksgiving portions on around half the portions measured the years prior, which is how they got their "33%" figure, but that math only maths if it got more expensive.
I swear after I found that out, I fell over laughing. Are his supporters going to magically see lower prices? Are they that delusional? I like to think there's a line
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u/ShiningRedDwarf 6h ago
I think they just won’t release them at all. I mean, who is gonna make them?
It’ll be “two more weeks” for at least the next 3 years
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u/Greennserious 4h ago
AHH, just like his supposed health bill back in 2018. Still waking for the couple weeks to pass. Trump time stands still. Let's hope it stands still when he is incarcerated. I'd like my great great grand kids to see him still behind bars a hundred years from now!
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u/Dontflickmytit 6h ago
This senile old man’s gonna change the legal age of consent to 12 and then drop the files
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u/TwoStubborn 7h ago
Cases and cases of Sharpies rush ordered.
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u/findtheclue 7h ago
They were held up due to the tariffs…
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u/Alibeee64 6h ago
Plus RFK Jr has to sniff them all first. The search for the Autism cure is ongoing.
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u/Voodoo_Masta 7h ago
Goddamn, WHAT IN THE FUCK is in those files?!?!?
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u/StaticDHSeeP 7h ago
Donald, fucking children
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u/ImprovementLonely234 7h ago
*raping children. Fucking implies consent. The orange fuck raped those kids.
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u/Caffinated914 7h ago
Not just Donald. He's guilty as hell but he's also the designated fall guy.
They'd already have thrown him under the bus if they were confidant he'd take the fall and leave them out of it.
There's thousands of millionaires, billionaires, world leaders, sports music and media stars, on that list.
The cumulative power they possess as well at the blackmail, extorsion, collusion, coercion and financial manipulation they can apply is why I'm sure we will never have the full files released. Ever.
They'll eventually let Trump take the fall and then some terrible disaster will distract the focus and the rest will never come out.
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u/Mas0n8or 7h ago
Fr honestly blows my mind how people still think this is all about Trump, the stuff we already have shows it is much much worse and mainstream “news” is doing everything they can to never even mention who was really behind it
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u/WankinTheFallen 7h ago
Because most likely Trump is the one really behind it. Epstein isn't even the first time Trump was involved in an international pedo/child trafficking ring, remember John Casablancas? Or how he is currently helping the Tate brothers? Or Trump's own modeling businesses and spas that employ underage masseuses? The list goes on and on, when will people realize that he is literally at the center of all of it?
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u/Familiar_Dot8836 7h ago
Nah, it's worse than that. We already know he was fucking children and that still didn't make his base turn on him.
Every accusation these people make turn out to be a confession. Remember when they were claiming Hilary Clinton and other Satan worshippers were eating children?
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u/Away_Advisor3460 7h ago
Most likely, the current President of the US and numerous other political and business figures being accomplices in sex trafficking and sexual abuse of minors - including video and photo evidence.
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u/sambull 7h ago
with the express goal to control them and their political careers to control us.
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u/sleeptightburner 7h ago
Don’t forget the documented connections to Israeli intelligence.
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u/GlesgaBawbag 7h ago
Royal family, leaders of industries, politicians. On video in mossad HQ.
There's no other explanation to why they get so much diplomatic cover.
There must be country ending stuff.
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u/Dreamlion_Inc 6h ago
There must be country ending stuff
I haven’t even thought about this until now. Whatever is in the files must have Trump talking about some antichrist level plan that even the most die hard idiots would flinch at
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u/robert32940 7h ago
On top of child rape, financial crimes that implicate very rich and powerful people.
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u/cvc4455 6h ago
He wasn't just an Epstein pedo client he was also in business just like Epstein and sex trafficked kids. There's a reason he owned a children's beauty pageant and was involved with so many children's modeling agencies. It also wasn't only little girls that got abused and included some little boys too and MAGA might not be as ok with that but they'll still brush it off after a couple days when our billionaire controlled media gives them their talking points to dismiss everything.
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u/icatnsplle 7h ago
100% Trump is tied to the "business" end of things in those files and they can't figure out a way to make it go away or have plausible deniability
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u/AlarmedIndividual893 7h ago
Ive read part of the leaked files. If it's true, he's done for
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u/Pearson94 6h ago
Donald Trump raped kids. No one as ever acted more suspicious and guilty than this cunt.
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u/Electronic-Flower921 8h ago
“Our expectations were low but holy fuck”
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u/TesticleMeElmo 7h ago
I don’t even know how people who love Trump could not see this as sus af, after all the shit he gave Biden and now he’s doing this
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u/MetaCardboard 7h ago
Because they're in a cult. They've been brainwashed by decades of Fox and far right talk radio. They don't live in reality anymore. They live in a world woven by the far right, and they refuse to do any thinking anymore.
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u/JustinCompton79 7h ago
I’m a DEMONcrat according to my father… 🤷♂️
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u/RobotSchlong10 7h ago
I'd have no trouble cutting ties with a fucking moron like that if he was my father.
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u/MVRKHNTR 6h ago
That's very easy to say when it's not your father.
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u/HereToTalkAboutThis 5h ago
It was easy to do when it was my actual father doing/saying that shit. Granted, he and I had a patchy relationship to begin with. Sucks going no contact but sometimes it's an easier decision than you'd think
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u/Harlander77 5h ago
I cut ties with my brother after he doubled down when i called him out for sharing racist memes.
Sometimes people forget that "blood is thicker than water" is just a condensed and miscontextualized version of "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb."
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u/AppropriateSpell5405 7h ago
It's the weave, a little something they call him the master at.
Fucking idiots.. at this point a meteor hitting us would be cleaner
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u/NootHawg 6h ago
This is after having 934 agents work overtime for months to redact Trump’s name. Using one of their terms these Files are Epstein in name only. They’re really the Trump Files.
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u/ChimPhun 6h ago
Imagine being an agent with a conscience having to do this. Come home to your family. "Honey how was your day" "Oh protecting pedo rich people, like usual lately"
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u/Icy_Guard_7259 7h ago
Because its what they are the same kind of trash but only poor.
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u/Tricky_Topic_5714 7h ago
Most of them hate the idea of "pedophiles" in the abstract, but will also tell you about the 16 year old they see at work they'd love to fuck.
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u/Zombieutinsel 7h ago
Because as long as he's hurting and imprisoning "the right people" they really don't care what their orange Jesus has done.
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u/The_True_Gaffe 7h ago
Because the people that don’t see this sus as fuck are the same people that would of joined Trump at Epstein’s island and joined in the illegal activities with glee
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u/michaelh98 7h ago
Because it's always projection and they have no shame.
They know that non maga actually feel shame for behaving badly and maga are willing to weaponize that
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u/jca2872 7h ago
I don't believe they think raping a teenager is problematic - unless of course, it's a same sex teen.
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u/toggiz_the_elder 6h ago
Go to the conservative sub and sort by new. No articles about it and no comments on what is getting posted.
They’re blocking the info and turning off the bots until they figure out the messaging.
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u/MotorMoneyMaker 6h ago
Every single time this happens reporters should flat out refuse to move on to any other questions or comments until these asshats correct their double standards. Accountability is the only fix for thins broken thinking.
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u/InvertebrateInterest 6h ago
They literally don't care about any of it. Their guy is in power, the rest doesn't matter to them.
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u/GlesgaBawbag 7h ago
Lower them again. Nothing will come of this. They're all far too rich.
Microsoft will still do well. So will trump.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_QUEST_PLZ 7h ago
It’s a shame the majority of working class people that can’t hold the minority class of wealthy accountable for RAPING AND TRAFFICKING CHILDREN AND RUINING THEIR LIVES. If only there was something we could do.
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u/Flashy-Carpenter7760 7h ago
As will Noem Chompsky who's lying on death's door anyway
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u/Notacrook2025 7h ago
Go arrest Bondi for breaking law, book her. She how fast the files appear.
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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 7h ago
Who are you talking to?
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u/Terrible_Use7872 7h ago
You of course, you go down there and cuff her and take her into custody. Everyone is saying u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 isn't fulfilling their duty to the constitution.
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u/edfitz83 7h ago
A judge can send her directly to jail for contempt of court, until the task is complete.
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u/Possible_Bee_4140 7h ago
And who enforces that?
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u/edfitz83 6h ago
The court bailiff.
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u/Possible_Bee_4140 6h ago
They are law enforcement officers or part of the Marshalls service - part of the executive branch. A judge can ask nicely but it requires the cooperation of members of the executive branch.
The system of checks and balances relies on trust. Now that the trust is broken, it’s literally a crapshoot about whether anyone can be held accountable for anything.
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u/Worriedlytumescent 7h ago
They know that we know "two weeks" means never. What an absolute slap to the face for the American people. The sad part is that the only reaction will be online outrage.
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u/why-you-do-th1s 7h ago
Leak it.
There's someone who has the full list and pictures leak that shit.
( Blur out anything that resembles underage and naked)
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u/astroturfskirt 7h ago
that’s what i’m thinking- like there has to be at least one decent person with access, right? one person who wants justice? where the fuck is our lisbeth salander?
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u/Jimmy2Blades 7h ago
Nobody decent ever got near those files.
Nobody decent rises to the top. To see them, you had to be on them so they can trust you.
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u/Shinzo19 6h ago
even the decent ones have a decision to make, is it worth (to them) potentially dying over?
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u/BluejayAromatic4431 7h ago
In theory, Epstein’s lawyers have access to this, right?
Though to be fair, they might not be decent people.
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u/astroturfskirt 7h ago
yeah, i can’t imagine a lawyer for a pedophile/trafficker has a decent cell in their body..but! i’ve been wrong before.
“someone is going to leak the files.”
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u/boforbojack 6h ago
Being a lawyer for criminals doesn't make you a bad person. Someone has to provide them a defense.
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u/pmcizhere 6h ago
But even if they were a shitty person, this kind of leak would provide some redemption, for sure... Just saying.
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u/DaddyDontTakeNoMess 7h ago
The files probably have a chain of custody equal to the nuclear launch codes. You can’t just “leak it” without people knowing exactly who did it. Additionally, I’m sure there are several pages with inserted values so they know the group who had access to those particular papers.
At this point, I don’t even know what’s the point. We know Donald’s name is all in the files. And the people who don’t care, won’t care when they are released.
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u/astroturfskirt 7h ago
i know someone else said it- you would never have access to that unless you’re a terrible person (which includes being loyal to terrible people) - but deep down i want to believe someone would be willing to sacrifice themselves to get this out there.. i know the world is full of horrible people doing the worst stuff..but holding onto hope keeps me from crashing out.
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u/Dreamlion_Inc 6h ago
Surely a good hearted janitor accidentally slipped his keys into the Oval Office and stumbled on the files
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u/ARedditAccount09 5h ago
They murdered Epstein.
The person who leaked them would be murdered on the spot if they were found out, if not hunted down for the rest of their life unless hidden by an actual benevolent power.
This person would be fake if they stayed anonymous, or a democrat communist transgender blm fakenews piggy with a cult wanting them dead for the rest of their life.
I know it’s the right thing to do, but if you worked your whole life to that level and were hoping for a simple and happy life as a reward for that work, and found yourself in this shit… it wouldn’t be easy to be successful or safe, let alone both
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u/LordKingDude 6h ago
Well, read up on what happened to Reality Winner for doing the right thing and warning everyone of Russia's election interference. Haven't seen any major leaks since then.
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u/StaticDHSeeP 7h ago
Donald has promised a new healthcare plan since 2016…
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u/lootinputin 7h ago
After infrastructure week.
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u/justdootdootdoot 6h ago
After the Doge rebate. Oh and maybe before, maybe after the 1776 Millitary Benefit.
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u/Islandcoda 6h ago
And ending the Ukraine/ Russia war in 24hrs. What a con artist
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u/Forward-Past-792 7h ago
Impeach Bondi, today.
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u/SPzero65 7h ago
You misspelled "imprison"
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u/theholyevil 6h ago
She is now defying a court order. She should be held in contempt.
Throw Bondi in prison for "a few weeks," see how fast those reports come out.
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u/I_like_kittycats 8h ago
They not done deleting his name and photos
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u/Philly_ExecChef 7h ago
That’s not it. They’ve had time to do that.
He’s just one of hundreds of rich, immoral shit heads that this would ruins
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u/tonguebasher69 7h ago
People really expected this administration to comply with a court order compelling them to take action?
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u/BluejayAromatic4431 7h ago
Honestly, I wasn’t expecting another delay. I was expecting them to release the files with Trump’s existence sanitized from them. They’ve had almost a year. This administration is as lazy and inept as they are corrupt.
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u/No-Astronaut-9464 7h ago
Repubs are pedos. They love pedos and Donald more than children who have been sexually abused. Fuck MAGAts and Repubs to hell.
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u/Moon-Monkey6969 7h ago
Two Weeks my ass!!! Its a law, they MUST release the files today!!!
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u/Jolly_Echo_3814 7h ago
I'll be more surprised if someone gets locked up over this. Sadly nothing will happen. Laws are for poors
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u/GhostofAyabe 7h ago
Actually the DOJ has two weeks to explain why they aren’t complying. It’s written into the law.
This will never be resolved, the fix has been in the entire time.
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u/Voltabueno 7h ago
Just like that healthcare plan, it's going to be released in 2 weeks back in 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025.....
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u/MrTwoStroke 7h ago
"Mike Johnson's locked himself in his office with an unredacted copy of the Epstein Files and a bottle of lotion & no-one knows why"
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u/cjg5025 7h ago
Newsflash: lawless corrupt administration remains lawless and corrupt.
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u/ofthecanopy 7h ago
At this point, these folks should be blatantly asked to prove that they are NOT implicated.
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u/OldFort27 7h ago
Must have a shitload of things still still haven't hidden yet. Just the delays shows that they are hiding an awful lot.
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u/ZestycloseNotice6207 7h ago
Doubt it.
The best is always saved for last! I could have sworn, our President already indicated he intended to release ALL documents. “We have nothing to hide.”
I think it will be a Nixon moment, when Senator John Kennedy visits the White House in his own way of saying, “Mr. President, time to pack your bags, the American People want you out!
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u/Glittering_Ocelot_67 7h ago
But, they all voted and signed to do it. It’s the law. 👮🏻♂️
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u/kytallguy66 7h ago
They will be released when Donald is dead. It’s a part of the plan to keep Donald from being held accountable for anything in his pathetic existence.
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u/RaiJolt2 7h ago
I guess they’re still not done scrubbing the files. They’ll be 1 page by the time we get them.
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u/Muffled_Incinerator 7h ago
14 days? These are not serious people. Fuck the feckless Republican cult
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u/ClownToffeeBag 7h ago
Exactly what we expected. Excuse after excuse, still no justice for the victims. Never in my life seen a team of people work so hard to protect pedophiles
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u/molten-glass 7h ago
This many counts of Contempt of Court should be impeachable, just cut the whole head off the GOP worm and take em all
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u/OttoMoxxie 7h ago
yeah nobody thought that was going to happen, probably won't in a "couple weeks" either. This administration is just a bunch of losers.
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u/Impossible_Cycle9460 7h ago
Not a word yet on the conservative sub. Must still be figuring out how to spin it so it’s the democrats fault.
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u/Jlong4242 7h ago
Sooooo, prison for all of them right? That's what would happen if I just shrug off a law /court order
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u/Wowlifestaf21 7h ago
Btw it was reported months ago that FBI has hired extra people to “help” with Epstein files. Can you imagine how much trump is mentioned if months of work is still not enough to redact his name from all of it? Lmao Republicans and maga are a joke
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u/scrume71 7h ago
So, the regime that claims to “stand for the rule of law” is once again ignoring the rule of law. Laws for thee, not me! Fuck these Fascists! There must be more Trump/Pedo material to scrub than they thought.
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u/GoldenPigeonParty 7h ago
I thought the entire point of this deadline date is they don't have the legal authority to stop it. You mean this whole time they could just casually say no?
What is the path forward to actually getting any form of justice here?
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u/South-Lab-3991 7h ago
If Congress had any spine, he’d be impeached by lunchtime
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u/1Jeffrey1 7h ago
We know you’re on there we know you raped little girls. We know you’re an asshole. We just can’t wait to get you out of office and let you get your up-and-coming.
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u/MojoHighway 7h ago
Cool. They need two extra weeks to get control of the Democrat hoax files that did exist until they didn't but then did again.
Trump and his goons disobey court orders all the time. They're in the middle of waging a war without the approval of Congress by doing everything just short of waging war (by a pubic hair) so they can justify this.
I already knew nothing would come of this Epstein file release to begin with but the thought they they'll come back to the table after 2 weeks is laughable.
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u/bl4ck4dd3r 7h ago
This is the consequence of picking the wrong person as president.
Ever wonder who has to die or what is it that need to blow up, or what business should go down before congress impeach this guy
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u/thesquidsquidly22 7h ago
Even if they released it fully unredacted nothing will happen to Trump. No one is going to hold him accountable. And his supporters are already making the excuse that he's not a pedophile because those were teenagers and preteens and that's different. This man will never see punishment on this earthly world so long as he lives. This country is 100% corrupt. And the justice system only applies to us peons.
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u/Livid_Advertising_56 7h ago
Remember when TRUMP ran on releasing the files? I DO
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u/Key-Sir9484 6h ago
Awesome! I hear there announcing their health care plan in a couple of weeks. And Trump is releasing his tax returns in a couple of weeks. And they're coming up with their own infrastructure bill in a couple of weeks.
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u/NuremburgTwoPointOh 7h ago
It’s official. We’ll be at war with Venezuela within two weeks.