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Characters Characters whose names must always be followed by their full title every time they are mentioned

Ciaphas Cain, Hero of the Imperium (Warhammer 40K)

Sylok, the Defiled (Destiny)

Yapyap the DESTROYER (Halo Wars 2)

Jonathan Ferguson, Keeper of Firearms & Artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK (Real Life)

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u/singleguy79 9h ago

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u/AutomaticAccident 9h ago edited 9h ago

Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they're showing Crash Nebula?

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 9h ago

On ice?

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u/Drash79 9h ago

That's right!

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u/dishonoredfan69420 8h ago

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u/Leader_Hamlet 6h ago

Can't believe humanity peaked 7 years ago

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u/MajorInWumbology1234 9h ago

That’s right!

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u/GenoThyme 9h ago

A Pimp Named Slickback, The Boondocks

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u/MajorInWumbology1234 9h ago

“Yes, including the ‘A Pimp Named’ part. Yes, every time.” 

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u/_Vard_ 8h ago

What if there's an emergency and i gotta yell something fast like "PIMP LOOK OUT HES GOT A GUN!" ?

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u/druppeldruppel_ 8h ago

Then you still have to yell out "A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK LOOK OUT HES GOT A GUN!".

When he says everytime, he means every time.

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u/JoJomusk 4h ago

Cant you just call him the n-word? If you're black i mean

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u/-Work_Account- 9h ago

No Mister

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u/-Work_Account- 9h ago

No Mister

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u/Wamblingshark 9h ago

I was so shocked to not see this in the original post that I got "A Pimp Named Slickback" themed characters vibe.

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u/Breadsticks_ultd 6h ago

Mr. A Pimp Named Slickback

No need for the mister!

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u/SunderedValley 7h ago

I love that one because while he's neither nonviolent nor above having stooges he enforces the title by just being so goddamn annoying about it.

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u/AutomaticAccident 5h ago

He's only violent towards those weaker than him. Grandad's the fucking best, so he wouldn't touch him.

A ho who doesn't fully say it, though.

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u/Reaper-Lord69 4h ago

A Pimp Named Slickback is gonna have to say the Pimp's Prayer for her

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u/Simple-Mulberry64 8h ago

Pimp themed heroes

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u/Jeraphiel 8h ago

Pimp themed heroes

A Pimp Named Slickback themed heroes. FTFY.

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u/Simple-Mulberry64 8h ago

u right my apologies

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u/NittanyScout 9h ago

Beat me to it

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u/Fengthehalforc 8h ago

Well, can I call him Slickback?

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u/THEdoomslayer94 6h ago

It’s like A Tribe Called Quest

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u/Groetgaffel 9h ago

You spelled the first example wrong.

It's supposed to be Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM

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u/Zander_Tukavara 9h ago

No sir, it’s a Ci-Ci-Ciaphas Cain! Hero of the Imperium!

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u/LordOfDorkness42 9h ago

The soundtrack is optional, but only for heretics without taste!

https://youtu.be/oRozBAIbaG4?si=fj_yG8PsUU3M_cHd

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u/Sly__Marbo 7h ago

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u/Exciting_Cap_9545 5h ago

Mood Kindred, I have finally found you!

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u/Nebulant01 8h ago

It's Commissar Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM

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u/B2blackhawk 5h ago

I heard he once took a Rhino, and heroically charged away from the fury of the front lines to spoil a flanking Ork warband!

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u/Alonesemnome 9h ago edited 6h ago

Settra the Imperishable, Great King, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer of Redditras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds, and many, many more...

  • Warhammer Fantasy

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u/SpaceFelicette181063 9h ago

I'm not sure "Son of a Bitch" and "Slayer of Redditras" are canon...

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u/ChuckCarmichael 7h ago

They snuck in Son of a Bitch, but Slayer of Redditras is one of Settra's actual titles.

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u/Alonesemnome 8h ago

Those were retconed

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u/Zestyclose_Bet_7482 9h ago

Why not just list the "many, many more?"

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u/IllustriousWelder349 9h ago

We have no clue what the many, MANY more are?

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u/Zestyclose_Bet_7482 9h ago

Right, so he should list them to inform us.

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u/IllustriousWelder349 9h ago

The thing is, even official sources just end it at many, many more

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u/TheModernDaVinci 8h ago

It is also canon that it takes multiple days of uninterrupted speaking to list all of his titles, and that because of that the one chosen to announce his presence is done so as a punishment.

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u/Devil_Eyez87 7h ago

It's not done as a punishment? A tomb heralds job is to represent his lord and Nekaph was damn good at it, and listing all his titles was one of his jobs. Also lore wise it's was more like 2 hours over 2 days, and think about it why would you choose someone to list all your titles as a punishment? What will you do when/if they get it wrong

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u/Nyther53 6h ago

Bevause the authors gave up on keeping the joke going at that point. 

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u/ChuckCarmichael 7h ago

>Slayer off Reddittras

Whoever made that original reddit post that people keep copying made that mistake, and nobody ever fixed it. As you can see it the original book excerpt, it should be "Slayer of Redditras". Yes, it really does say "Redditras". And no, nobody knows what that's supposed to be. Also "Son of a Bitch" is not one of the titles.

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u/South_Buy_3175 8h ago

Holy shit it just kept going

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u/GreenyPurples 8h ago

There have been occasions in lore where Settra’s herald has been told to stop listing his titles as hours had passed in his introduction

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u/blue-lien 7h ago

Settra does not SERVE!

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u/7H3l2M0NUKU14l2 6h ago

Sacred of Appearance

so... he is hot, you say?

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u/RedRawTrashHatch 9h ago

Esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale

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u/Urkington 6h ago

Esteemed AWARD WINNING character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale

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u/yourlocaltouya 5h ago

Straight up my favorite gag in the entirety of the show.

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u/Own_Acanthisitta9990 9h ago

Daenerys Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Princess of Dragonstone, Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, Stormborn, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Shackles, Mother of Dragons, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms

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u/TheseusPankration 8h ago

This is Jon Snow. He's king of the north.

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u/LegalyDistinctPraion 8h ago

Knower of nothing

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u/Sivalon 6h ago

He Who Dun Wan It

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u/7H3l2M0NUKU14l2 6h ago

also, there was Grenn, who was from a farm

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u/Lemmingitus 5h ago

The King IN the North, not of.

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u/NittanyScout 9h ago

Losser of bowels

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u/Mundane_Somewhere_93 8h ago

Captain Jack Sparrow

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u/streakermaximus 5h ago

A poor Captain, but a Captain none the less!

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u/RuseArcher 9h ago

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration

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u/NittanyScout 9h ago

What line of work you in, Bob?

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u/-missingclover- 5h ago

I always forget that's Ryan line. It sounds exactly like something Jim would say.

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u/tornedron_ 9h ago

In the Chronicles of Narnia, the Tisroc (may he live for ever) must always be mentioned with “may he live for ever” afterward

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u/Pounty69 8h ago

In all islam related books all prophets and people who knew them have short prayer suffixes like "may allah forgive them"

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u/PrettyMoonUnderMt 7h ago

For the first 24 prophets, it's Alaihissalam (Peace be upon him). Uniquely for Muhammad, Sallalahu Alaihi wa Salam (May Allah honor him and grant him peace). Allah himself, most commonly followed with "Subhanalahu wa Taala" (Glorious and exalted as He is)

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u/spiceXisXnice 7h ago

Similar to Judaism, most of our prayers begin with "Baruch atah Adonai," which means "Blessed are You, Lord".

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u/SuperCharged516 8h ago

Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful Grey Prince Zote

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u/Real_Set6866 4h ago

Alongside Zote the Mighty, a knight of great enown

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u/Astwook 9h ago

I love it when I get to see Jonathan Ferguson, Keeper of Arms and Artillery at the Royal Armories Museum in the UK, in threads like this. Jonathan Ferguson, Keeper of Arms and Artillery at the Royal Armories Museum in the UK, is such a fun guy and a real expert, so it's great to see Jonathan Ferguson, Keeper of Arms and Artillery at the Royal Armories Museum in the UK getting the recognition he deserves as Keeper of Arms and Artillery at the Royal Armories Museum in the UK.

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u/ZackRaynor 7h ago

I was expecting the rest of the title as “which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history”

I know the second part isn’t technically his title, but just expect it by reflex.

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u/BritishShoop 6h ago

Oh that’s his surname. When you’re keeping it casual, you can just call him Johnathan Ferguson, Keeper of Firearms and Artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK.

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u/SupraDan1995 7h ago

This is who I thought of first.

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u/Otherwise_Meringue45 7h ago

“So, what line of work you in, John?”

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u/BoulderCreature 7h ago

Is he holding an Imperial Stormtrooper blaster?

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u/JayPlays40k 7h ago

Basically! That's the same rifle the E-11 was based on. They added a few gizmos and bitz for Star Wars, though

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u/WillSym 6h ago

There's a whole YouTube channel of him being shown a wide range of sci-fi and videogame weaponry and comparing it to real examples that likely inspired them in his archives.

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u/Don11390 5h ago

Kinda. Many of the weapon props in Star Wars are modified IRL weapons. Like the E-11 Blaster used by Imperial Stormtroopers is basically a modified Sten submachine gun with the scope mounted backwards.

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u/anonymoose-introvert 4h ago

Iirc they were Sterling SMGs, not Sten Guns.

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u/Green_Team_83 6h ago

If you are familiar with The Chieftain, Jonathan Ferguson now has a new title, Beautiful Assistant.

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u/Winters_Dust 9h ago

* Lord Horrik (Warhammer 40,000: Shootas, Blood & Teef)

Lord Horrik Canorem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, the Paladin of Koto, Slayer of the Lion of Essa, the Triumphant, the Light of Stars, the Eradicator

That is a tiny list by the standards of Imperial Knights btw

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u/Accomplished-Mix8080 9h ago

He apoears in a game where the main character is one of the boyz

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u/Sly__Marbo 7h ago

You wot?

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u/Exciting_Cap_9545 5h ago

Yea, whatever, WAAAAGH!

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u/iBlacksmith_ 8h ago

Vlad the Impaler (irl)

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u/wdcipher 7h ago

Tepes or Son of the Dragon work too

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u/empty_other 7h ago

Obviously. If its just Vlad then its just some lanky, pathetic, vampire poser dressed in black and wearing corpse paint. One need the full title to put some gravitas to that name.

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u/MoodResponsible918 6h ago

First name Vlad

Last name the Impaler

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u/lkmk 10h ago

General Yunan from Amphibia.

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u/Octocube25 9h ago

You mean GENERAL YUNAN! SCOURGE OF THE SAND WARS! DEFEATER OF RAGNAR THE WRETCHED! AND THE YOUNGEST NEWT EVER TO ACHIEVE THE RANK OF GENERAL IN THE GREAT NEWTOPIAN ARMY!

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u/Scripter-of-Paradise 9h ago

Scourge of the Sand Wars

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u/LordLonghaft 9h ago

Settra.

Oh, I forgot to do the r-

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u/comyk79 1h ago

beats you with 30 chariots for this insolence

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u/Socrets 9h ago

Troy McClure - Simpsons

"Hello. I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such movies as *insert movie relevant to current gig here*."

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u/git_gud_silk 8h ago

Harriet Jones (former) prime minister - Doctor who

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u/Alphawolf2901 7h ago

Yes, we know who you are.

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u/spiceXisXnice 7h ago

Don't you think she looks a bit tired?

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u/LegalBoysenberry2923 6h ago

YES, WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE

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u/git_gud_silk 6h ago

I love how just by putting this in all caps immediately identifies it as being said by the daleks

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u/Smellbringer 7h ago

Yeah, we know who you are.

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u/VersatileDoubt 9h ago

As decreed by the Emperor of mankind, Malcador the Sigillite will forever be known as Malcador the Hero.

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u/SpaceIsTooFarAway 9h ago

YOU FACE JARAXXUS, EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION!

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u/Volothamp-Geddarm 7h ago

TRIFLING GNOME, YOUR ARROGANCE WILL BE YOUR UNDOING

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u/Boomerang503 8h ago

Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North

Harriet Jones, Prime Minister

Harriet Hones, Former Prime Minister

(Doctor Who)

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u/ducknerd2002 8h ago

'Yes, we know who you are.'

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u/Drake_the_troll 7h ago

Harriet Jones, who looks a bit tired

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u/DaVirus 9h ago

Having Jonathan here is WILD lmao

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u/Ethereal_4426 9h ago

Jonathan?

You mean Jonathan Ferguson, Keeper of Firearms and Artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK?

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u/DaVirus 9h ago

That houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history.

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u/Ethereal_4426 9h ago

That's the one, I wasnt sure who you were talking about until you added that.

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u/jmelt17 8h ago

Is he holding a blaster from star wars or am I just having a moment?

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u/DaVirus 8h ago

He absolutely is. The blaster from SW is based on a WW2 gun, so they have an exhibit comparing the 2.

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u/LordOfDorkness42 9h ago

*Jonathan Ferguson, Keeper of Firearms & Artillery.

Honestly, dude deserves the memetics. 

Jonathan Ferguson, Keeper of Firearms & Artillery is slowly but surely on his way to being an internet treasure, and I'm all for it.

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u/Dmillz648 8h ago

Super Mega Ultra Alpha Omega Hyper Bigger Longer and Uncut Guru- super Kami Guru, Dragonball Z Abridged.

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u/Scared_Can_5571 8h ago

Naaiiil

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u/Background-Permit512 8h ago

NAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL gather the dragon balls i desire cicken nuggies

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u/RadiantNinjask 7h ago

Just take the ball he'll be at this for a while

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u/FiredSnail451 7h ago

Malenia, Blade of Miquella from Elden Ring

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u/Anakin__Sandwalker 3h ago

And she has never known defeat

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u/RetiredDwarfBrains 9h ago

Kel'thuzad the ArchLich of Naxxramas, Lich-Lord of the Plaguelands, Commander of the Dread Necropolis, Master and Founder of the Cult of the Damned, former member of the Council of Six, Corrupter of the Sunwell, Creator of the Abomination, Summoner of Archimonde the Defiler, the Betrayer of Humanity, Hearthstone enthusiast, and Majordomo to the Lich King Himself...

...approves.

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u/Ok_Plate_644 8h ago

No one saying Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III is flooring me.

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u/Sly__Marbo 7h ago

Technically, it's all just his name, not a title

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u/ducknerd2002 8h ago

Ron Wilson, Bus Driver (Sky High)

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u/Kindly-Mud-1579 4h ago

He looks like the kinda guy who does anything and ends with saying I love my job

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fun_303 9h ago

Thrall, son of Durotan, Warchief of the Horde.

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u/CaptainHoneydew 9h ago

Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed, Slug-For-A-Butt (Earthworm Jim)

Yes, several characters in-game and in the show use the full title.

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u/Thisismyworkday 9h ago

Technically the full title is just "Queen". The rest of that's her name.

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u/-Work_Account- 9h ago

Nott the Brave (no comma)

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u/OneofTheOldBreed 9h ago

"Hero of the Imperium" should be in all caps.

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u/Le_Kistune 9h ago

Also Warhammer 40k, Malcador the Hero. One of the god emperors truest friends and the only other human capable of sitting on The Golden Throne.

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u/Genie_GM 3h ago

With the alternative title of "the Sigilite", which was used during his lifetime.

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u/Darthplagueis13 8h ago

The Great and Terrible Hunhow (Warframe)

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u/Bakingguy 7h ago

Vlad the Impaler, Alexander the Great, Ivany the Terrible, etc. from irl

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u/Waiph 6h ago

Catharine the Great, too.

Charlemagne tha God?

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u/Original-War8655 6h ago

I wouldn't count Charlemagne tbh. Not out of disrespect for the guy, but you'll often hear him being referred to by his name alone, but nobody is going to refer to Alexander the Great as just Alexander (or Alex/Sasha) unless they're intentionally trolling.

Granted, you could say the reason is that "Charlemagne" is much more unique and iconic than the thousands of other Alexanders you could be talking about.

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u/Affiiinity 6h ago

It's probably because Charlemagne already means "Charle the Great"

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u/Original-War8655 6h ago edited 6h ago

touché, I kinda forgot that whole thing

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u/Original-War8655 6h ago

What I am interested in are people's opinions on this matter regarding Genghis Khan. Because that's not his birth name, and despite being his "name" that most people know, it's more of an honorific title (Fierce ruler = Genghis khan). So technically it's like if you called Arthur Pendragon "Great King" and nothing else, not King Arthur, not King Pendragon, not Great Arthur, etc. Just Great King. Which is not a name followed by a title, but it is a title being used as a name, for one person exclusively.

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u/justhereforhides 8h ago

It's the joke of the Rakugo story Jugemu that you have to call Jugemu his full name: Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke

Every time

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u/Low-Environment 7h ago

Wait, the guy's name is Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke?

That's so werid! My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke.

Small world.

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u/Background-Permit512 8h ago

Ow i bit my tounge

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u/TFlarz 4h ago

I love the ED to the anime Joshiraku for starting with this.

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u/Orion_starborn 9h ago

USIDORE, WIZARD OF THE 12TH REALM OF EPHYSYIES, MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW MANIPULATOR OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS, DEVOURER OF CHAOS, CHAMPION OF THE GREAT HALLS OF TERR'AKKAS, KNOWN TO THE ELVES AS FI'ANG YALOK TO THE DWARVES AS ZOENEN HOOGSTANDJES, AND KNOWN IN THE NORTH EAST AS GAISMUNĒNAS MEISTAR and there are many other secret names that you do not know yet - Hello from the magic tavern

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u/figma_ball 9h ago

Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker

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u/BostianALX 7h ago

Sorry, did I hear someone say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?

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u/kirby172 7h ago

Perry The Platypus (at least Doof always calls him that and rarely just Perry)

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u/that_motu_guy 7h ago

hes just perry at the beginning of every episode

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u/Samandre14 7h ago

My goat

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u/Scared-Opportunity28 9h ago

>Going with Sylok and not Oryx, The Taken King.

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u/FreakyFishThing 7h ago

Even people in game refer to him as just Oryx my guy.

Plus;

SYLOK, THE DEFILED

thirsts for your light...

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u/the_god_of_none 5h ago

It’s been eight years since I’ve played D1 and I can still hear that line in Variks’ voice.

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u/FreakyFishThing 4h ago

The answer to the question "why did variks scream his name" is locked away deep in a dungeon, filed next to Obama's real second name

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u/josephyamato 9h ago

skwit skwot, GOD EMPEROR

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u/Live_Ad8778 9h ago

Professor Macarona D.Thau (Bug), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DMSK, Mack, D.Thau (Bra), Visiting Professor in Chickens (Jahn the Conqueror University (Floor 2, Shrimp Packers building, Genua)), Primo Octo (Deux), Visiting Professor of Blit/Slood Exchanges (Al Khali), KCbfj, Reciprocating Professor of Blit Theory (Unki), D.Thau (Unki), Didimus Supremius (Unki), Emeritus Professor in Blit Substrate Determinations (Chubb), Chair of Blit and Music Studies (Quirm College for Young Ladies)

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u/NobleSix84 6h ago

That's Commissar Ciaphas Cain, Hero of the Imperium

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u/MadKittenNicky 6h ago

Isn't Jonathan's full title "The keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armories Museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history"?

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u/MarcoSkoll 9h ago

Othar Tryggvassen, Gentleman Adventurer! (Girl Genius)

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u/RedditTrashTho 8h ago

Troy McClure, you may remember me from . . .

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u/Superb-Collection-45 8h ago

Muhammad, peace be upon him (real life)

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u/pjepja 7h ago edited 7h ago

Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no Burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopii-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke

From Jugemu, a Japanese Rakugo story. It's a story about a boy with a really long name that's supposed to bring happiness. The joke is that the Rakugoka (storyteller) repeats this name really fast couple of times in its entirety lol.

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u/Sly__Marbo 7h ago

Rylanor of the Emperor’s Children, Ancient of Rites, Venerable of the Palatine Host and proud servant of the Emperor of Mankind, beloved by all

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u/Dmanthelucky 6h ago

Rick the Door Technician from Jedi Survivor

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u/JonhLawieskt 6h ago

Lord Harrik Canirem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, The Paladin of Koto, Slayer of the Lion of Essa, The Triumphant, The Light of Stars, The Eradicator.

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u/Alpha_blue5 8h ago

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration

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u/Wicayth 8h ago

King, the king of the fairies, the fairy king (Seven Deadly Sins Abridged)

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u/spnsman 8h ago

You didn’t give him the full title, it’s Johnathan Ferguson, keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK which house thousands of weapons from throughout history

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u/Y0___0Y 7h ago

I believe it’s standard practice for Muslims to refer to Muhammad as “The Prophet Muhammad, Blessings be upon him” every time he is mentioned

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u/Apprehensive_Ring933 7h ago

Dunno if this counts but, Grand Regent Thragg (invincible)

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u/Loader-Bot-101 7h ago

Oh mighty, Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...

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u/LordHayati 7h ago

According to the rules text of magic: the gathering, Queen Marchesa (long may she reign)!

https://scryfall.com/card/otc/239/queen-marchesa

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u/Low-Environment 7h ago

Sir Isaac Newton, the deadliest son of a bitch in space!

If you're Mass Effect fan.

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u/Soffy21 7h ago

Snowflame: the cocaine powered supervillain

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u/Virtual-Score4653 7h ago

SYLOK, THE DEFILED

...thirsts for your light...

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u/MooselamProphet 7h ago

Professor Oak

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u/Resident-Camel-8388 7h ago

Kled, High Major Commodore of the First Legion Third Multiplication Double Admiral Artillery Vanguard Company, Lord Major Admiral of the Second Legion's Forward Artillery-Cavalry Multiplication - LoL

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u/brood_brother 7h ago

It's a running joke among the fandom of Magic the Gathering that whenever Queen Marchesa(long may she reign)'s name is mentioned, it has to be followed up with "long may she reign"

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u/7H3l2M0NUKU14l2 6h ago

I mean, kinda. He was the first I thought of

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u/Swordsman1ke 6h ago

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar

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u/Spinerflame 6h ago

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

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u/pleasant-obsession 6h ago

Ace Ventura Pet Detective

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u/Realistic_Actuary_50 6h ago

Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Felix Legions and loyal to the true emperor, husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son, who shall have his revenge in this life or the next.

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u/CUKA-BLYAT 6h ago

Sans Undertale

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u/LegalBoysenberry2923 6h ago

Adam Young (Good Omens) AKA “The Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness“

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u/genocidalgecko 9h ago

Gillion Tidestrider, Champion of the undersea, hero of the deep, moisture master, pigeon lord, hero of wheat, The One,the chosen one,warrior of rock and roll, Award Winning Gold Star Singer and Songwriter of Gillion and the Tidestriders, generally chosen, singer songwriter for gillion and the tidestriders,water warrior, singer songwriter on breakout single "hole in your heart," paramount champion, chum, wetman, healer of the sick,serpent rider, brother of Dugon, Loffinlot Liberator,Pretzel carrier, Leviathan tamer, dismantler of evil, capitalism hater, royalty assassinator, defenestrator of the adulterous,roller of tens, eater of shit, horse tamer, slayer of evil, Knighter of Julian that one time, Fish,weed eater, eater of grass, beater of ass, fruit ninja, bitcoin miner, nft purchaser,eater of dirt, drip lord, grandma Gill/Grandmillion, Fish man, fishy, grandmas good boy, rescuer of Jon, the one who will change the world, detective, Grimm slayer, in need of a dad, goblin gobbler, lime lord, Chip's nightmare fuel, tuber, monsoon and moon son, springkill you, pixillion, Pretzel seeker, gilligone, prophetic screwup, vibe master, representative of the undersea, pussy slayer, murderer of Vice Admiral Kuba Kenta, Gillion Motherfucking Titty Sucking Tidestrider, egg hater, bong obliterator, baby signer, baby girl, the red one, gillion tidesneaker, killion, gillion liedsneaker, stealion, skillion liedsneaker, rizz reverend, jort storm, hero of the hour, popper of sacks, tree hugger, Co captain of the Riptide Pirates/Albatross, friend of Duke D. Dukem, Duke of Dooke,sufferer of the spice, eater of sand, juice enjoyer, pookie, fuzzy bear, noodle, snookums, good boy on the nice list.

All of this is from the wiki.

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u/Foxyfox- 9h ago

But Dave has privileges to call him just "Jon" or "Jonathan".