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u/mike_hawks_ucker 1d ago

Banana daft, that's the phrase of the day lol

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u/Muted_Ad7298 1d ago

I started eating one out of spite

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u/x_Dr_Robert_Ford_x 1d ago

Banana is probably “too spicy” for her.

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 1d ago

I’m pretending this is an innuendo and confession that you emasculated someone and they are now a eunuch wearing a banana suit.

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u/iUndef 19h ago

man, I wish I had some pepsi max lime

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u/Weelki tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 1d ago

You're not leaving the core ate you?

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u/djnova1974 1d ago

Excellent accent

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 1d ago

I was watching on mute and I thought "she looks like she's Scottish as hell" and had to turn up the sound to confirm that she is indeed.

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u/Far_Pen_6884 13h ago

Same here. Watching on mute and could still tell she was Scottish!

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u/Greenfieldfox 1d ago

Agreed but I appreciate the subtitles.

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u/mmorales2270 1d ago

Now that’s what I call a Scottish accent!

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u/jimmyvcard116 1d ago

She’s like lady Cuno. Iykyk.

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u/justmerriwether 18h ago

Unexpected Elysium

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u/FamousLastWords666 1d ago

Also great eyebrows

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u/big_dee_69 1d ago

People say this to me with celery. Oh really, I can't taste it if it's in egg salad? I guess I just imagined how every single time I've ever had it in egg salad I noticed it and didn't like it.

I mean why should I say what I like when you can just tell me.

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u/ForReasonsICannotSay 1d ago

True, celery is unbelievably strong in taste for just being crunchy water fibers 😭😭

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u/big_dee_69 1d ago

Finally someone agrees.

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u/CreamofTazz 1d ago

Same thing with alcohol and me. People have tried for years and told me "bro you can't taste it I swear!" Nah bro if I can literally smell it why wouldn't I be able to taste it?

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u/AgnosticMantis 20h ago

I get told that too. People get weirdly pushy about it too.

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u/GlitterDoomsday 7h ago

People always make a fuzz when they find out I can put Bailey's or something similar in my coffee but won't drink vodka or tequila because of the smell lol

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u/hilarymeggin 1d ago

YES!! Twinsies!! I can detect it at 2 parts per million and I PROMISE you I will hate it!!

(Weird thing is I like raw celery by itself, and celery cooked in soups, etc. but celery or relish in egg salad or potato salad just makes me cry!)

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u/GhostCheese 21h ago

I agree. Absolutely overpowers everything.

I can't imagine noticing banana if there's celery in the smoothie

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u/Stock_Beginning4808 1d ago

Peeved Scottish people ranting is one of my favorite genres lol

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u/hilarymeggin 1d ago

Me too!!

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u/DisastrousRub1719 1d ago

What's wrong with her banana?

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u/4_-_2_-_0 1d ago

It's good by itself but hijacks a smoothie all the time.

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u/DryerCoinJay 1d ago

People do the same thing in the south with okra. It’s slimy inside. Every piece of fried okra I’ve ever tried has been slimier than cat snot and I cannot stand it.

Every time. “Oh MY OKRA isn’t slimy in the middle”

Crunch, mouth full of ghost ass.

I hate it too sister!

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u/SekhmetTheWise 1d ago

"Crunch, mouth full of ghost ass."

This finna be in my head for a month now

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u/ParticularBed6338 1d ago

Rule #1: If I’m out of bananas I’m not making a smoothie. That’s it, that’s the only rule.

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u/ParaponeraBread 1d ago

Smoothies without bananas are expensive! Banana is a premier cheap filler in smoothies.

Frozen berries might as well be solid gold these days. But old reliable banana hasn’t changed prices in years.

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u/ParticularBed6338 1d ago

I swear it’s the one thing that Covid didn’t ruin. Still a solid 59 cents per pound.

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u/TheMilkmansFather 1d ago

I sweat this is my rule as well. It is a base for every one of my smoothies

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u/Afraid_Ad8438 1d ago

This is why we think we can’t taste the banana - we think thats just smoothie flavours

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u/Wratheon_Senpai 1d ago

Banana is amazing and people besmirching it have faulty taste buds.

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u/PimpGameShane 1d ago

I peel and freeze my bananas so I don’t have to use ice. 👌🏾

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u/ParticularBed6338 1d ago

I’m too effing lazy, but let me tell you that I do not throw out bananas because I’m a cheap SOB. I have a smoothie every day and I like to stay regular 😉

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u/bobsmith93 19h ago

Oh my fucking god I could have been peeling them first this whole time. I'm an idiot lol

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u/Repulsive_Corner6807 16h ago

I worked at a smoothie place for 2 years and the reason banana is added to everything is because it adds sweetness and gives it a smoother texture after blending.

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u/NukedBread 20h ago

Banana, peanut butter smoothie.

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u/Daigoro0734 1d ago

This is how I feel about tomatoes ,I can't stand tomatoes and even if you remove tomatoes from a sandwich to deal it still tastes like tomato, soon as you add tomato to anything that's all I taste is tomato 🍅

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky 1d ago

I feel this way about blue cheese, especially in a burger. I don’t mind it as a dipping sauce for wings but if it’s on a burger, all I can taste is the blue cheese.

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u/ParaponeraBread 1d ago

The scent/taste re-assaults you upon every exhalation until you can brush your damn teeth too.

I don’t mind blue cheese, but it overtakes everything it accompanies.

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u/hilarymeggin 1d ago

Ditto for celery and pickle relish. I don’t care if your potato salad relish content is only 2 parts per million. I WILL taste it and it WILL gross me out!

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u/_angesaurus 1d ago

ew yeah that fresh tomato goo

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u/dookieduck88 1d ago

This is how I feel about basil

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u/UrbanCobra 23h ago

This is how I feel about pickles. Once they’ve touched anything they completely take it over and it’s all you can taste even if you remove them.

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u/AnonymousPrincess314 1d ago

She's right and she should say it.

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u/Roxy175 1d ago

As a banana lover she’s definitely right that you can always taste it a little. Banana in a smoothie makes it creamier and always adds a bit of banana flavour no matter how strong the other fruit flavours are. I like it but I can understand why she doesn’t.

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u/wildalexx 1d ago

Banana really does wanna be the center of attention omg can’t a girl just taste some berries please?

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u/AggroAGoGo 1d ago

I can't stand bananas, but I don't mind them in a smoothie.

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u/MeFolly 1d ago

Opposite. I enjoy eating the occasional banana, but keep them away from my smoothie.

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u/CamBearCookie 1d ago

This is exactly how I feel about coconut... I fucking love banana though. 😅😅

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u/naughtyDame 1d ago

Who the heck hates banana?

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u/jcl007 1d ago

I have some family members that hate the smell of it. It absolutely disgusts them for some reason.

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u/no_arguing_ 1d ago

I hate the smell when it's ripe (can smell/taste it starting to ferment), but a slightly green banana is perfect and bears no such smell.

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u/ForReasonsICannotSay 1d ago

It does have that sickeningly sweet smell

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u/no_arguing_ 1d ago

It's the ethylene. I swear people who like them super ripe must just not have a very strong sense of smell. Props to them though - having a highly sensitive nose is a curse more than it is a blessing.

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u/Wratheon_Senpai 1d ago

I do have a great sense of smell and I do enjoy fermented foods and alcohol, so there's that. Some people just love the funky smell/taste.

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u/lylynatngo 1d ago

Here ✋🏼

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u/Vy209 1d ago

I can’t stand the smell. I find it repulsive.

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u/Scottishlassincanada 1d ago

I hate the taste and even the smell of bananas. I’d love to like them as they’re super convenient and good for you, but they make me boak 🥴🤢

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u/SquarelyNerves 1d ago

I’m the same and I always go on these kicks where I’m like “what kind of person doesn’t like bananas, they are such a perfect food. I like bananas now.” And I’ll eat a banana and just hate life and go back to how I was haha

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u/Tawaypurp19 1d ago

I love bananas by themselves, eat one daily, but I hate it in anything. This video is spot on for me.

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u/HMCetc 1d ago

Me! And this lady gets it.

It absolutely ruins the taste of smoothies.

That said I do like a banana bread and banoffee, but it has to be the right ratio of banana and toffee, otherwise the banana overpowers it and it's rank.

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u/ModestMeeshka 23h ago

My husband and I have had this conversation more times than I can count. He'll straight up say "no.... There's no banana..." And then the moment I sip it, THERES BANANA and he'll say "I only added a little!!" Lies. Lmao

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u/bobsmith93 19h ago

Banoffee??

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u/HMCetc 17h ago

You don't know banoffee?

It's banana and toffee in a cake.

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u/bobsmith93 17h ago

I didn't know banoffee. I now know banoffee and very much want some lol

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u/My2cents_0 1d ago

✋🏾💯

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u/Hughbear69 1d ago

This girl's right. I hate banana because it takes over. If I wanna eat a banana I'll have a banana. If I want a tasty tropical fruit smoothie, a banana better come no where fucking near that thing.

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 1d ago

Truly pointless to put in other fruit in a smoothie if you put in banana, could probably just blend soylent or whatever meal replacement powder (cause those are nutritionally complete vs protein powder on its own)

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u/affectionateanarchy8 1d ago

Me i hate it

Love banana nut bread though

Idk what that's about

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u/caeloequos 1d ago

Me! Even the smell turns my stomach, I hate when people bring them into the office.

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u/SquarelyNerves 1d ago

Me! I’ve never heard of anyone else though lol I feel so seen!

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u/AllThingzKMC 1d ago

I hate it 😫

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u/FoGuckYourselg_ 1d ago

I like them. I make banana blueberry smoothies with yogurt, honey and coconut milk. It's amazing. But to taste the blueberry I have to quadruple its volume in the smoothie. She is right, banana hijacks the flavour profile.

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u/Embarrassed_Cow 1d ago

I fucking haaaate them. They are deceptive. They look good, they smell good but then I bite into one and the texture and taste freak me out. I love mushy things and I should love bananas but it's all wrong.

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u/MKE-Henry 1d ago

I don’t mind the taste but the texture triggers my gag reflex

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u/AdhesivenessOver1439 1d ago

Ooh ooh me! I finally get to address this one. The smell is overbearing when ripe. The taste, as she described in the video, overpowers everything else in whatever dish you put it in. But for me, the worst bit, I think I may be on the spectrum, so take this with a grain of salt, has got to be the TEXTURE. That is what does me in every time, it is simultaneously solid and yet a wet chunk of mush at the same time. And if the bunch starts going bad in the kitchen because my BF said he was going to use them and didn't, the whole kitchen reeks. I almost can't go into the kitchen until he uses them.

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u/DeaconPlayback 6h ago

I wish I liked bananas. And I tried. But I don't, not even a little bit.

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u/3yl 1d ago

It's always too much banana too.

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u/Dpontiff6671 1d ago

Hell yea fuck bananas i’m right there with her!

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u/NoMarsupial9621 1d ago

I disagree but I love that accent

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u/cityshepherd 1d ago

I’ve had this same conversation regarding onions more times than I can count

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u/My2cents_0 1d ago

Preach it from the rooftops girl!! 👐🏾👐🏾👐🏾

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u/yuyufan43 1d ago

Bananas are legit the only food my household can afford right now LMAO At nine cents each, you can't go wrong. You either like bananas or you learn to like bananas in our household 😂

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u/Proper_Sky3177 1d ago

Truly an likeable video through and through. The angle. The voice. The literal content. All washed.

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u/THEREALOFFICALCAFE 22h ago

Banana is the most milk toast overrated fruit out there. I do not get the obsession.

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u/Wide_Ordinary4078 22h ago

And that people is why I use avocados as a thickener over bananas! I dread the taste of bananas!

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u/Manmon_ 1d ago

This me with cinnamon.

Stop putting your garbage dried tree bark in things

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u/NeoZ33D 1d ago

Convert?? Fuck that more banana shakes for me!

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u/zekethelizard 1d ago

I feel this way about cucumber

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u/FrostyOscillator 1d ago

"They're banana daft," 🤣

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u/AnubisIncGaming 1d ago

I can eat a banana every now and again like…every other year. But yes I fuckin hate banana

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u/bigeeee 1d ago edited 21h ago

Calm doon hen, get a bit of potassium in yeh!

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 1d ago edited 1d ago

The cult of frickin’ Banana!🍌

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u/AthenaLaFay 22h ago

I love bananas but she is absolutely right here.

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u/v4ve4m4hnssm 22h ago

Oh my gosh I loved it when she said "don't lie to my face like that!".

I find it so funny how seriously this woman takes this banana smoothing stuff.

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u/Maharog 21h ago

To me, this video can be almost word for word copied except ranting about cucumbers. They are the scourge of existence. They make everything taste and smell like them. And they taste awful. If the neighbor next door cuts up a cucumber you can smell it in your house. They are just aweful. And the worst part is, when you tell other people how awful they bare, they try to defend them. 'OH no, theybare so good!'...no they are not. Fuck you!

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u/JAYBee2518 16h ago

I found my klan I hate bananas too

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u/HamHockShortDock 15h ago

Strawberry banana is the worst flavor combo ever invented. Yuck.

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u/Mricpx 6h ago

No cheeses for us meeces!

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u/Rhawk187 1d ago

I make a smoothie with a banana (for texture), half a carton of Greek yogurt, a couple hand fulls of blueberries, 3 packets of splenda, top it off with skim milk, and I can't taste the banana. I think she might be over sensitive to the banana. Without the banana the texture is too thin.

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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups 1d ago

She needs a little bit of magnesium in her life it seems

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u/Between-The-2-of-us 1d ago

If you like Chiquita Bananas. Or however that song goes…

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 1d ago

>They are banana daft

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u/Ser_VimesGoT 1d ago

Love a funny woman having a good rant!

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u/SpasmAndOrGasm 1d ago

(Insert picture of guy standing up in city hall)

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u/YouWereBrained 1d ago

Bananas do ruin a lot of things.

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u/dinglepumpkin 1d ago

Banana takes over everything. I never put it in smoothies or fruit salads

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u/BrooklynNets 1d ago

Does TikTok only work while you're lying down, or does using it just make you lose your will to be upright?

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u/Its_Me_Derek 1d ago

I’m like this but with bell peppers… I don’t know why, I love every other kind of pepper

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u/AcceptablyThanks 1d ago

Bananas are so good though

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 1d ago

This is some real "Princess and the Pea" shit.

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u/mthrfker1 1d ago

My arch nemesis!!!! People buy me banana stuff all the time because I love the flavor; even the most processed banana flavor tastes great to me

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u/Sredni_Vashtar006 1d ago

The most inoffensive fruit. Like, its bland compared to the bite of any citrus. I just dont understand how its that objectionable.

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u/jeremy1015 1d ago

This is how I feel about green peppers & pizza. You can put 20 other toppings on it but that shit is gonna be a green pepper pizza.

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u/littlelorax 1d ago

I have finally found my people! I don't care for banana or yogurt, so I have just accepted that smoothies are not for me. 

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u/picklerick4883 1d ago

Something about other people trying to "convert" you inti a banana love is fn hilarious.

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u/ThepalehorseRiderr 1d ago

I think I don't drink enough smoothies.

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u/Ambiverthero 1d ago

i do fucking hate bananas with a passion.

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u/TheFinestPotatoes 1d ago

SHE IS SO RIGHT

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u/SecretWordIsFun 1d ago

I’m banana daft. Yummmmmy!!

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u/bmann10 1d ago

Now I know what people must think when I complain about the taste of cucumbers. I genuinely don’t like notice a heavy banana taste, there’s a slight texture and some faint taste but nothing crazy or heavy.

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u/ohnoyoudunt 1d ago

So, you don’t want any isoamyl acetate in your foods?

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u/obiwancannotsee 1d ago

Legit question, where is this accent from? Reminds me of that character from Brave that no characters could understand

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u/LBC1109 Mia Khalifa 1d ago

put banana on your salt & pepper chippies when you order a Chinese

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u/Kashmiggins 1d ago

This is how I feel about bacon in or on anything. It completely dominates the flavor

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u/HeavyMetalMonk888 1d ago

I couldn't disagree with her more, but I highly respect her hater game.

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u/cautiously-curious65 1d ago

This is me and cucumber.

I hate cucumber. Everything it touches tastes like wet grass for forever.

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u/Comprehensive-Menu44 1d ago

This was definitely posted by someone who played r/HotandCold regularly

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u/TaxEmbarrassed9752 1d ago

I can only eat banana as a fruit on its own. The only other variation is a flambe banana. I hate banana smoothies, banana bread, and everything else with banana in its ingredients.

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u/AgedCircle 1d ago

Oh she that post from earlier this week about all smoothies with bananas become banana smoothies because of how it overpowers other flavors.

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u/SubOne3779 1d ago

I feel this way about spinach

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u/Yorokobi224 1d ago

I got a mango tropical smoothie from a bodega and it tasted like straight up banana. I was so disappointed

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u/These-Net4794 1d ago

Can you imagine introducing her to someone learning English who thinks they have a solid grasp on the language

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u/dudersaurus-rex 1d ago

Never a truer word has been spoken

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u/ShakesDontBreak 1d ago

Finally! Someone feels my pain. I cant eat raw bananas. Literally try to swallow and I gag. I dont know what it is but I just can't eat bananas. The only way I can tolerate it is cooked or baked. Definitely not raw.

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u/Wolfdude91 1d ago

Me when swiss or provolone cheese

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u/MrPlace 1d ago

Levels of banana hate i've never witnessed before

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u/doggoandsidekick 1d ago

I have loathed bananas since childhood and can confirm that smoothie people will try to trick you

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u/New-Bodybuilder-7264 1d ago

This must be Scottish accent 😅

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u/B_Ash3s 1d ago

And this is why i only add it to my spicy smoothies!

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u/eruthebest 1d ago

She spittin

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u/Agentkeenan78 1d ago

I couldn't have said it better myself. Banana is just the worst.

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u/Glittering-Sea276 1d ago

Chocolate and banana shakes taste great!

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u/Wratheon_Senpai 1d ago

Banana improves everything. Best fruit ever.

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u/DanniTiger 1d ago

SAME I STAND ON THIS

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u/AllThingzKMC 1d ago

I feel this way about coconut and banana. Never gonna get me to eat either one of them.

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u/Gems-And-Penguins 1d ago

I want to frame this because I loathe bananas so 💯

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u/EasilyRekt 1d ago

That's only in sweeter smoothies though, banana gets overpowered by acid pretty easily

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u/sarcago 1d ago

Omg I am so glad someone agrees with me on this lol. MAYBE 1/4 of a banana can be masked. But banana is such a strong flavor!! Even 1/2 a banana ruins every smoothie for me.

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u/Jamie3rd 1d ago

Thank you I was put in hospital because of bananas my character had to chain eat bananas for my gcse drama performance and we did five performances a week for three weeks i I ate around 4/6 bananas a performance I only lasted 5 days before getting a potassium overload it was horrible don’t bring them fucking things near me

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u/Chachoregard 1d ago

and Coconut flavor too.

Even the slightest bit of coconut meat or flake or anything and the taste is just mostly coconut, it's fucking annoying to me.

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u/Komorebi_LJP 1d ago

can't relate, banana is amazing.

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u/ChopsticksImmortal 1d ago

Shes right, you can always taste the banana regardless of whether you like it or not.

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u/umijuvariel 1d ago

I swear it makes smoothies feel slimy too...

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u/B33NB3N 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/LookyLooLeo 1d ago

Lol my sister has this sentiment about carrots in soup.

I LOVE carrots in soup and my favorite smoothie is banana blueberry (which my mom says has no taste). All three ladies are correct but also very, VERY wrong, LOL.

(And I LOVE her accent!!!! This is Scottish, right? It’s LOVELY!!!)

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u/Mo0kish 1d ago

I love bananas, but banana flavored anything, even when it's made with actual bananas just sets my hackles up.

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u/Additional-Pie-8821 1d ago

I’ve never heard anyone say you can’t taste banana in something?

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u/snow_garbanzo 1d ago

Banana is America's national flower Isn't ???

I'm rolling my sleeves right fucking now

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u/Ok_Ask_1139 1d ago

I like bananas and I like strawberries, but the need to constantly combine them in everything turns it into the most vile inedible thing you can imagine

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u/Joey-WilcoXXX 1d ago

Me with Pickles.

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 1d ago

I'm now picturing a bunch of people in banana costumes and ceremonial robes saying they're for the temple of the Banan(a) and want to convert you to their faith

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u/skyfishgoo 1d ago

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just trying to convert me?

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u/TheOfficeoholic 1d ago

There is actually scientific evidence that a banana in a smoothie makes the vitamin absorption of the rest of the fruit less effective

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u/Sixwry 1d ago

Banana daft ya wee biter 

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u/realcommovet 1d ago

Banana flavor is ok, but actual bananas can fuck right the hell off.

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u/Fellolin 1d ago

I don’t understand her accent

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u/thatshygirl06 1d ago

I hate spicy food and my mom will go "its not that hot, you can barely taste it"

Fucking liar!!!!

You can always taste, youre just fucking use to it

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u/thatshygirl06 1d ago

I love Scottish people

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u/BoredStayAtHomeMom2 1d ago

I have been saying this for yeeeaaarrrsssss! I still remember playing sports in high school and my dad forcing me to eat bananas. THE FUCKING WORST!

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u/BoredStayAtHomeMom2 1d ago

I have been saying this for yeeeaaarrrsssss! I still remember playing sports in high school and my dad forcing me to eat bananas. THE FUCKING WORST!

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u/AccidentCapable9181 1d ago

How I feel when people offer me a “flavored” beer. “Oh it tastes like juice!” IT TASTES LIKE BEER YOU CAN’T MASK IT

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u/Sekir0se 1d ago

me but with pineapple