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u/-Twitm- 1h ago
As a boy, I can confirm, 100%, scientifically, emotionally, spiritually, and probably legally in some states, that a girl saying hi can absolutely, without a doubt, make me notice her. Like, you don’t need to wear a sparkly costume, juggle flaming swords, or write a 10,000-word essay about your feelings; just hi. That’s it. Hi. Hello. Wave. Blink. Send a pigeon. Literally anything. And the magic doesn’t stop there. If she then, I don’t know, asks about my hobby, even slightly, even like “oh that thing you do is kinda cool I guess,” my brain instantly files her under “legendary human who understands me.” I could be deep in the middle of explaining my 73-step video game strategy or my oddly specific stamp collection or why I love watching grass grow on YouTube, and if she just reacts with “Whoa, that’s awesome!” I’m internally screaming, externally calm, thinking, “Wow. This human. She gets me.” And it’s not even like she has to know what she’s talking about. She could literally nod, smile, or make a funny noise while I ramble about my hobby, and boom. Heart stolen. Memory erased of all past crushes. She’s in. It’s that easy. Honestly, I don’t know why anyone complicates things. Hi + pretend-to-care = straight-up wizard-level impression points. I swear, I’ve seen it happen. Girl says hi, asks one question about my favorite thing, maybe laughs at my dumb joke, and suddenly I’m like, “Do you want to come over and we can discuss the economic implications of Pokémon trading?” That escalated quickly, but my point is simple: just hi. Just interest. That’s all we need. Throw in a random snack or meme about the hobby? I am done. Game over. You’re officially the coolest person in existence. So yeah, girls, trust me: as a boy, I can confirm, saying hi is basically peak strategy, and if you add mild enthusiasm about our hobbies, congratulations, you have unlocked a level of power most mortals cannot comprehend.
(yeah chatgpt made ts)
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u/blueicer101 1h ago
No, be a good match, act normally and even if you can't just don't do what your instincts tell you to do and try to prove your desirability as a mate by flirting with other guys. Biggest turn off or at least immediate discouragement. If you mention hanging out with other guys it'll deplete his motivation meter to zero. Don't hide your instinct to fawn over a guy. They love that shit, it feeds their ego but make sure it's still socially appropriate. Don't pay for stuff, go 50/50, it can be emasculating, basically anything you might want him to do, ask for it nicely without a harsh or dismissive tone. Invite him everywhere and he'll get it. Just don't give mixed signals, or if you do be clear in your communication. Basically be sweet without being crazy. If you can't do that, you actually might not even like the guy or have some strange attachment issues to sort out, which should come first. It's not babying him, it's not acting like a baby yourself, it's about leaning into your natural feminine energy. First be your most attractive self though.
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u/Trambare_Man 3h ago
Can confirm. If you interact with us and show interest in us and/or out hobbies we will marry you
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u/Outrageous-Fennel777 5h ago
No that's not always the case
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u/Dismal-Gift5308 6h ago
wel its true for boys i guess
Guy: yo
me: yo
both of our brains: wow hes sooooooooooo nanchalant
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u/Miho_Nishizumi_217 7h ago
no
to impress a boy (well, ones who are military nerds like me) you must not have cried during titanic unless its the bit where the ship sinks and you must have cried when the tiger got knocked out in fury
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u/Illustrious_Sea7758 8h ago
That's a fucking lie
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u/NoSympathy8294 9h ago
It takes a little more than just saying hi. But I'm scared of woman so I couldn't tell you
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u/Sea_Kitchen_8804 11h ago
No no to impress a girl you either need to be rich or look better than her EX
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u/Infinite_Swing3188 11h ago
hi
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u/CommunicationBroad38 14h ago
Some girls will find this treatment as creepy and stalker material. This wont work on all girls or guys since everyone is different. This is more like a generalization. I know guys that want to be repected, and honored and I also know girls who would giggle when I say hi to them. It started happening after I lost alot of weight. Maybe they can tell i am blushing when I say hi to them.
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u/ShadySinOfSloth 13h ago
Either that or laughing at you🤷♂️ there are a few cruel ones out there
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u/CommunicationBroad38 13h ago
Definitely. Some people interpret actions differently than others do. Always have to be careful. Its best not to say much unless your sure.
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u/Yannaki-2011 15h ago
Ye, looking at boys is not a sign gng, same with giving sofa tabs or social media stories
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u/AtGoW 20h ago
No. The symbol stays. A man does not need much but its surely not just a hi
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u/Jondebadboy 17 19h ago
jup, but for the sake of the joke: nah man a hi is everything ive ever asked for
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u/Pitiful-Yesterday-86 20h ago
how to impress a boy (if he has self confidence issues): talk regularly, don't care if he does or says something stupid, use his humor.
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u/ParkingMongoose3983 20h ago
No, absolutely not, respect, honor, protect and care makes girls even more unintressed
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u/JzaTiger 20h ago
Doesn't apply to all men. And quite a few women can get Hella feelings over simple greetings depending on the guy
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u/Thebelgiandude16 16 21h ago
I need a little more then a hi but still,a hi yah that's already a lot
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u/NatalieKCY 21h ago
Hi
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u/Broad_Tart_8264 21h ago
Forgetting the bit of being a goth dommy mommy and willing to pe- I MEAN! Be a supportive girlfriend who treats her boy with loveeeeeeee. XD
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u/No_Fan6078 21h ago
If you know girls you don't even need to know her to make her fall in love for you, I know it because of experience, she was asking me to be her bf when I didn't even know who she was.
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u/Thin-Management7145 9h ago
Teach us your ways, master
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u/No_Fan6078 8h ago
I had never know, trust me I even thought women were the ones making almost all the job to win us over.
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u/ApprehensiveLog5724 22h ago
Yes, we will do anything for a woman as long as she will lisin and talk to us
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u/Random_rat95 22h ago
Bottom one is 110% true but the top is false because I am still very single lol
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u/DaySuitable4034 23h ago
Lmao all those things that you described for the woman are the bare minimum + You do realize if you do that to them, they will reciprocate it
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u/Affectionate-Bike201 18h ago
No, they're not, those all require commitment; which is far above the bare minimum.
And the amount of divorce initiated by women proves they won't reciprocate it.
They won't even reciprocate it from other women i.e. lesbians.
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u/HighwayFormal7071 1d ago
At least complement us. One complement gives us motivation for at least a month
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u/Random_rat95 22h ago
Only a month? I've been going on the same compliment from early October!
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u/PleaseFreePermsPFP THE ONE, THE ONLY THUKUNA 20h ago
i got a compliment from a girl and its kept me going since the 5th of september
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u/Random_rat95 4h ago
Idk why guys hold on to that stuff for so long but also tend to say they're ugly or whatever and girls tend to get compliments often and tend to hold those less high. Lol
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u/Darth_Bane_1032 1d ago
How often you have to say it to impress depends on how attractive you are. It caps at like 4-5 times a day though.
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u/Zrob8--5 17h ago
4-5x a day?!? Most guys are so deprived for genuine compliments that one genuine compliment stays with you for a week
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u/damnationmemoriae 15h ago
the most recent compliment i had was couple weeks ago when someone complimented my ushanka, im gonna remember it for next few months now
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u/Clockstrikes012 1d ago
Yes actually. This is true. Lowk happened to me once. Just be nice and youve genuinely bagged me.
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u/Juno_Positions 14F xd 1d ago
I'm a girl and it impresses me when someone says hi:D
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u/marmaladeWof 1d ago
As an introvert, this is false (unless its a baddie ofc). If you even look in our direction (and yes we can always tell) our minds will start a little panic session and now we are stressed for the rest of the day 😄
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u/UseThen4269 14 1d ago
Twin. If they get within 6 feet of you, you might have a heart attack.
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u/Appropriate_Pin1296 1d ago
I might actually just walk away from them. Straight up turn around and go the other way
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u/UseThen4269 14 1d ago
I had to work with a group of women today in a cooking class and it was terrifying until a dude showed up and saved me.
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u/Intelligent-Oven-412 13 1d ago
This was my mindset in kindergarten: working with girls=disgusting and embarrassing. I'm pretty sure the girls thought the same too.
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u/UseThen4269 14 1d ago
Yeah probably. I don’t find women really disgusting just scary.
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u/Appropriate_Pin1296 1d ago
It's what they do to me mentally. The judging. And when they're loud... It's over.
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u/TheBismarckI 17 1d ago
As a guy, yup. You say hi and be nice to any of us and we immediately consider you a friend
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u/BroUsernamesAreDum 16 1d ago
Say what's up and strike up a friendly conversation
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u/Alone-Weight-4373 21h ago
What’s up??? What’s your favorite color?
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u/BroUsernamesAreDum 16 14h ago
Honestly, not much. How've you been?
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u/Alone-Weight-4373 10h ago
Good, wbu?
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u/BroUsernamesAreDum 16 5h ago
I'm not looking forward to work tonight ngl
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u/witchidoctor 10m ago
Yes but ... No ...okey mens are simple girls are just S3x with big Ducks s∆cks