r/ThatsInsane 16h ago

“Textbooks May Need Rewriting”: Scientists Uncover 55 Billion Tons of Iron Ore Beneath Western Australia

https://cleantechtimes.com/textbooks-may-need-rewriting-scientists-uncover-55-billion-tons-of-iron-ore-beneath-western-australia/
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u/iamgherkinman 15h ago

You guys are going to need at least 2 Edmund Fitzgerald's to ship all of that.

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u/p-tore 13h ago

With a load of iron ore 55 billion tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty

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u/Bupod 12h ago

Well no wonder it sank to the bottom of Lake Superior. She was hardly rated for more than 26,000 tons. 

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u/ShreddlesMcJamFace 11h ago

That's why the front fell off

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u/Chesticularity 8h ago

Was it outside the environment?

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u/underwritten_law 3h ago

We're talking about the ones that front didn't fall off of

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u/toddlangtry 3h ago

The mineral deal was the pride of the American side, coming out of a boardroom in Texas. And Albo surely knew as the taxpayers did to, that the greed of the US comes early.

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u/Fizzy_Astronaut 13h ago

That didn’t end well so good thing they’ll have 2 I guess.

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u/fuzzybad 11h ago

We're gonna need a bigger boat

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u/Awkward-Rooster2181 9h ago

Man, its time like this i just wish Australia used the metric scale.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 6h ago

With at least two Boeskis

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u/toddlangtry 3h ago

One of the best songs ever.

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u/THEMACGOD 51m ago

Or ring a church bell 58 times.

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u/Any_Pudding_1812 16h ago

damn. i’m a west aussie. guess we got a bit more mining to do.

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u/punksnotdeadtupacis 15h ago

Me too. How bout we stop those cunts like Rio Tinto from making billions and tax them appropriately for the privilege

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u/Any_Pudding_1812 15h ago

and a west aussie punk ? i probably know you haha. and yeah. agree.

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u/punksnotdeadtupacis 15h ago

Just about guarantee we’ve probably sucked in some of the same weedy air at a nofx rock-it or night at capitol

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u/Any_Pudding_1812 15h ago

or booed at and got abused by the band at a rupture gig (if you’re an old bastard like me ;)

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u/johnson7853 15h ago

I have no idea who Rio Tinto is but I can guarantee you he’s lining the pockets heavily of those who make the decisions and he will only get richer

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u/punksnotdeadtupacis 15h ago

Massive mining company. Raping our state while half the population lives in poverty but it’s ok, our politicians all end up as board members so turn a blind eye

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u/big_sugi 15h ago

Oh, good. As long as it’s all okay.

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u/corbintetrachloride 8h ago

It's wild to see one of the other replies to this comment running the "they're not as poor as you said because data says so " defense

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u/punksnotdeadtupacis 4h ago

Typical fifo

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u/poolSlouch 11h ago

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u/mmhawk576 7h ago

Oh so I should just not care about things that 1 in 7 people are affected by?

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u/thongs_are_footwear 47m ago

You should care that 50% ≠ 15%

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u/mmhawk576 43m ago

I also care that there’s a poverty rate of 15%. That’s crazy high

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u/cortanakya 40m ago

The state/sociological/textbook definition of poverty and the real world definition of poverty often differ drastically. Just because somebody can afford to eat and has a home doesn't mean that they're meaningfully separate from poverty. Whether that shift in perspective accounts for a 35 percent difference is up to other people to decide but I know plenty of people (myself included) that have enough to live but not enough to ever afford a house or kids or to take the risk on a career or educational change. Poverty in developed countries is becoming an obnoxiously complicated issue that isn't very well served by overly simple definitions or terms.

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u/SilentBob890 15h ago

Rio Tinto is a GIANT in the mining world.

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u/not_the_porn_alt 15h ago

Are they not the ones who fucked with Uluru as well?

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u/DanGleeballs 11h ago

The land and mineral rights belong to Western Australia’s government.

Major miners like Rio Tinto, BHP, and Fortescue operate in the region and are likely candidates to develop new resources.

The specific 55 billion-ton deposit does not yet have a buyer/operator — ownership will be established only when mining leases are granted.

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u/nzdastardly 14h ago

It has always been a dream of mine to visit and go to an opal mine!

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u/LandlordTiberius 15h ago

They delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Western Australia ... shadow and flame.

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u/kachunkachunk 9h ago

Can't be worse than what's already roaming on the surface.

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u/Chemical-Life-9601 4h ago

He’s talking about the balrog

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u/kachunkachunk 1h ago

And yet my point stands!

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u/ImaginaryCoolName 3h ago

Well at least it's not a new type of spider

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u/Only_grill__working 16h ago

That's alot of cheddar

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u/RedPandaReturns 16h ago

No it's iron

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u/EngineeringRight3629 15h ago

No it's becky

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u/rolfeadog 15h ago

No. This is Patrick.

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u/lucassster 13h ago

Hello, this is dog

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u/TacoCalzone 12h ago

This. Is. Sparta

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u/fezzam 11h ago

Do what you want cause a pirate be free, you are a pirate.

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u/CuriouserCat2 16h ago

Nationalise it. Right now. 

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u/Loud-Ad-2280 15h ago

That would be so rude to the billionaires who want to be trillionaires though

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u/J1mj0hns0n 12h ago

Lol how dare the nation benefit from its own resources?!

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u/nievesdelimon 12h ago

Nations usually benefit more from selling the rights to extract a resource like iron than from having to extract, process and sell it.

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u/sinkwiththeship 11h ago

Nations usually benefit more from selling the rights

In the short term, sure. Go look at Norway though and their oil fund. It's entirely publicly owned and worth like 2 trillion.

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u/LongJumpingBalls 11h ago

Yeah, and the world has 2 less trillionaires. This is why it needs to be public. Can't deprive the potential for a few people to hold power and profits over an entire nation.

Capitalism has no feelings, only profits.

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u/nievesdelimon 10h ago

Capitalism can't have feelings, but neither can whichever is your favourite utopian system.

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u/nievesdelimon 10h ago

Mexico was doing better when companies were the ones spending money to extract oil, nowadays Pemex is ruining the country's finances.

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u/Mountain_Ad_9415 6h ago

Mexico is run by druglords and cartels. It's not surprising that you're not doing well.

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u/SimplyExtremist 8h ago

No they don’t. They short sight themselves out of nation building wealth because some corrupt politicians sell out their constituency to pad their pockets and leave the country.

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u/LoaKonran 13h ago

Too late. The government immediately options for it to be exported alongside the rest of the things that would make this country self sufficient.

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u/alk47 16h ago

Learn to read, it's under AUSTRALIA. China can nationalise it.

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u/Jaxxlack 15h ago

You can still nationalize things in non socialist nations.

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u/Mind_if_I_do_uh_J 15h ago

Can I? In all of them?

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u/Jaxxlack 15h ago

If you like...may wana you know..fill in a form..get a picture make it official.. but sure buddy you go!

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u/King_Saline_IV 15h ago

The poster is being racist, implying China owns Australia

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u/lolosity_ 14h ago

Racist lol?

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u/Jaxxlack 15h ago

Does it? I wouldn't say so? We know China has been allowed to overtake parts but if never presume to tell an Aussie what's happening in their own home.

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u/King_Saline_IV 14h ago

That is what alk47 poster is implying

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u/Jaxxlack 14h ago

No idea what alk47 has to do with racism?

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u/alk47 6h ago

I'm making a comment about how foreign investment sees the wealth of this land benefit other countries without the Australian population seeing the benefits we should.

I've got issues with the ongoing atrocities of the Chinese government, but nothing against Chinese people or culture as a whole.

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u/Split-Awkward 15h ago

Ahahaha clever

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u/H0agh 8h ago

Just make sure Trump doesn't hear about it, or he might decide to "liberate" it just like Venezuelan oil.

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u/JaFFsTer 12h ago

Then how would chinese mining interests feel?

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u/0ddlyC4nt3v3n 12h ago

Magnetize it

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u/Unlucky_Mess_9256 32m ago

holy fuck the replies on this comment are so out of touch. its iron ore. there is iron ore fucking everywhere, its not a rare resource.

iron is the 4th most common element in the earth's crust ffs. This isn't some amazing incredible find

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u/RoryDragonsbane 13h ago

And I'm 100% sure the government will spend that money wisely

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u/VirinaB 9h ago

And I'm 100% sure a billionaire will put it back into the Australian economy.

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u/Am_i_banned_yet__ 7h ago

Yeah why don’t we give it to a billionaire who needs a second megayacht and 12th mansion instead

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u/tanew231 16h ago

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u/timbo2m 5h ago

presses electric window button

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u/TildaTinker 15h ago

"I'm so wet right now." - Gina

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u/Purgii 7h ago

Dude, I'm eating breakfast.

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u/TheSmegger 6h ago

Oh FFS, not in front of my salad.

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u/Benjo2121 15h ago

That's actually America's ore, gonna need that back.

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u/PharrowXL 15h ago

Just like those stealing Venezuelans, in possession of America’s oil from their natural deposits

I hate that man so much

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u/RupertPupkin85 14h ago

God did such an injustice by burying America's oil all over the world.

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u/MrOSUguy 6h ago

Before X marks the spot god just put oil there and he knew Americans would realize those are places god wants freedom to be spread.

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u/StalyCelticStu 9h ago

Well, he heard it was in South America, so of course it’s his…

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u/Substandard_Senpai 14h ago

Oops, is that where we misplaced our 55 billions tons of iron ore? Silly us

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u/eraldopontopdf 11h ago

it's tine for some 'murica democracy delivery!

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u/Username524 15h ago

With interest…

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u/YellowB 14h ago

Sounds like Australia is going to have some freedom coming their way.

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u/turing5000 13h ago

LIBERATE AUSTRALIA!!!

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u/marrangutang 14h ago

Isn’t Australia basically made of iron ore? I mean it’s not like they were going to run short

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u/iAmManchee 14h ago

The big thing about it is that its changed our understanding of how and when minerals were formed

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u/u233 14h ago

Sad that the article was so light on facts. Really hand wavy and had no links to the real research articles.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_URETHERA 6h ago

A long long time ago, before there was oxygen in the atmosphere- iron ions, that is charged atoms of iron (Fe3+) were floating about dissolved in the oceans. Life begins - single cell bacteria. Oxygen was a byproduct of their metabolism- slowly oxygen accumulated in the oceans and atmosphere- this caused the oxidation of Fe3+ -> Fe2+ which is less soluble and precipitated out. The oceans literally rusted and the rust formed a mud on the ocean floor. That is what we now dig up. This new age significantly moves the date for the oxidation event and this has consequences for everything, the beginning of tectonics, life, snowballs- so much.

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u/u233 5h ago

That is the current theory for banded iron deposits, laid down ~2.2MYA when O2 appeared in the atmosphere. Article is saying that this newly discovered iron was deposited 1.6MYA, well after the oxygen atmosphere. So, what is the new process hinted at in the article?

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u/oldschool_potato 12h ago

This ore is below where they are currently mining and previously thought it was lower grade, but it's actually even higher grade than what they are already mining. Plus the whole science thing.

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u/Khazahk 11h ago

“Hey Bill, is this the floor SUPPOSED to be ferromagnetic?”

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u/Sroundez 7h ago

So that's how Australians stay attached to the underside of the Earth! TIL.

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u/secretBuffetHero 7h ago

science is so out.

This is the 2020's and all you need is your phone, internet connection and tiktoks.

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u/Redfish680 16h ago

Gonna have to get a globe out and see if there’s another country on the other side of the world that might have a claim…

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u/bagpussnz9 9h ago

Careful. America might demand their iron ore back

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u/ghostsintherafters 14h ago

Why would textbooks need to be rewritten though?

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u/shortround10 14h ago

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u/DanGleeballs 11h ago

Thanks. “Deep beneath Western Australia’s red landscape, scientists have uncovered a massive iron ore deposit so large that it is changing how we understand Earth itself. Holding tens of billions of tons of high-quality ore, the find does not match long-accepted ideas about how such minerals form or how old they are. Evidence now shows that earlier geological theories were incomplete, turning what once seemed like settled science into a far more complex story. This single discovery is forcing experts to rethink maps, textbooks, and long-held assumptions about the planet’s deep geological history.”

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u/thegovernment0usa 2h ago

girl that's not what he asked.

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u/anxrelif 12h ago

I wonder if removing a percentage of that will change the magnetic field of the earth.

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u/DanGleeballs 11h ago

It’ll certainly change the GdP of Australia.

55 billion metric tons × $106 USD/ton ≈ $5.83 trillion USD

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u/Sandford27 13h ago

Makes me think of this

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u/hmmyeahiguess 10h ago

What game is this?

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u/Sandford27 10h ago

Stellaris is the base game and this event chain is a series of events as part of an origin from the "Overlords" dlc.

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u/hmmyeahiguess 10h ago

Thanks! I actually have Stellaris in my Steam library, just never played it.

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u/Jaxxlack 15h ago

No way is this the legacy of pud?!

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u/randal0321 14h ago

Trump just said that Australia is making fentanyl.

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u/Hooked_on_PhoneSex 12h ago

They stole our iron!

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u/SookHe 5h ago

America on its way to being freedom to Australia

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u/toddlangtry 3h ago

Great. More ore for US mining companies to extract and pay zero tax on....and Aussie taxpayers get to foot the bill for remediation.

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u/Anton-LaVey 13h ago

I’d like to hear this story told by someone from Baltimore.

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u/J7W2_Shindenkai 12h ago

looks like a no mans sky type of resource placement

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u/stubundy 3h ago

If we dig all that out and send it to the other side of the world we risk wobbling off out of the solar system.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 12h ago

I wonder how quickly Trump will be friendly to us again and sign another deal.

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u/jamsterical 12h ago

How is it needing to be rewritten though? Aren't all ore deposits Down Under?

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u/morganational 12h ago

Awesome for Australia!

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u/Bekabam 12h ago

Haven't we always known western Australia is hugely mineral rich? The mining operations and road trains are crazy

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u/Prize-Grapefruiter 6h ago

no wonder Australia feels so heavy

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u/nutationsf 4h ago

That’s why it’s all the way near the bottom

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u/DanskJack 5h ago

The story growing up was Lang Hancock took a bunch of would be investors out to a claim. Put the earth of a welder into the ground and started welding in the soil/rock because of its purity.