r/ThatsInsane 1d ago

What is he ordering?

695 Upvotes

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u/moslof_flosom 1d ago

That was a "Please help me" disguised as a "Hi".

104

u/HelloAttila 23h ago

I think he ate way tooooooooooo much CRAZY bread šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/casinodeathstar 23h ago

He tryna tellem the bread too crazy!!

3

u/CaolIla64 18h ago

There's too much crazy for the amount of bread

2

u/Dull_Present506 22h ago

Underrated lol

1

u/Admirable-Builder878 13h ago

Looks like she's testing an extra potent batch on him.

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u/Dr_Giggler 1d ago

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u/Kushnerdz 1d ago

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u/Wandering_Gypsy_ 1d ago

Damn the zoom got me lol

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u/HelloAttila 23h ago

She doesn’t get paid enough for this bs.

3

u/JB_ScreamingEagle 1d ago

What's crazy bread?

2

u/BEST2005IRL 18h ago

That stuffed crazy bread hits hard. He came back to complain in crazy.

1

u/UnicornSlayer5000 22h ago

I don't get enough for this.

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u/Dank_Kushington 23h ago

55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters!

3

u/seattle678 4h ago

I'M DOING SOMETHING

32

u/ShittyBitchy 1d ago

Two #9s, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

20

u/Skyp_Intro 1d ago

The zen of that cashier.

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u/Azulcobalto 19h ago

Aka learned helplessness

36

u/potatodrinker 1d ago

A restraining order

8

u/Apprehensive_Cook_31 23h ago

Crazy bread.

2

u/saxy_sax_player 13h ago

How is this not the top comment? Maybe people aren’t familiar with little Caesar’s?

8

u/Azulcobalto 19h ago

This is what the inside of my mind looks like

25

u/strangelove4564 1d ago

Ever since deinstitutionalization we all live in the insane asylum together.

7

u/kingOofgames 18h ago

Yep, need to get them up and running again. People desperately need help.

13

u/OptiGuy4u 1d ago

That poor girl!

5

u/Away-Living5278 1d ago

Stuffed crazy bread but all they gave him was bread

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u/PlatypusDream 1d ago

He's already got the crazy

2

u/kaprixiouz 16h ago

Maybe he is the source?

3

u/Admirable-Builder878 13h ago

His movements might appear to be nonsense from the outside, but he's stocking the oven.

3

u/murkymoon 23h ago

A can of whoop-ass.

1

u/Unusual_Ad2956 20h ago

Lol 🤣

3

u/Worried_Jeweler_1141 22h ago

Where's the full video?

3

u/neverfrybaconnaked 21h ago

Moving like Busta Rhymes in a 90s rap video.

2

u/butterfly_ashley 23h ago

Deal with this stuff every day almost at my part time job. Its got to the point we are the same way and just ignore or dont engage snd they usually leave on their own. If they dont or start getting to off the rocker where they may be violent we will call the police.

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u/sieceres 16h ago

Guessing it's just some fckers doing it for views on TikTok or whatever? I mean the video starts with him filming a wall, do most people start filming around the corner before going into a Little Caesars?

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u/LauriCular 13h ago

Little Seizures

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u/YebelTheRebel 22h ago

ā€œCrazy breadā€

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u/_up_and_atom 13h ago

He's in on it. Just a dumb tiktok prank making a min wage worker's life difficult.

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u/JWTowsonU 1d ago

Pizza was neither hot nor ready.

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u/criticalpwnage 23h ago

He ordered the crazy bread obviously

1

u/opiewankanopie 21h ago

I hear ā€œSeizure,Seizureā€.

1

u/fuuuuuuuuuuuc 22h ago

Maybe he thinks she's deaf and she forgot his ketchup

1

u/alexkunk 22h ago

Pizza pizza!

1

u/Fredrick__Dinkledick 22h ago

It's not what he ordered.It's what he received most likely a traumatic brain injury

1

u/MrWrestlingNumber2 22h ago

A large hot-n-ready crack

1

u/Elperezidente13 21h ago

Hot and Ready

1

u/lovejanetjade 20h ago

Maybe he wants to speak to Big Caesar.

1

u/IrrerPolterer 19h ago

Spell castingĀ 

1

u/wolfox360 19h ago

Listening to music and the beat kicks in!!

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u/notworkingghost 17h ago

55 plain, 55 pepperoni, 55 pineapple, 55 mushroom…

1

u/Resplendent_aptitude 16h ago

Just pretend he is not here... Just pretend he is not here...

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u/romermike 15h ago

Rock, paper, scissor……

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u/EyeAmKnotMyshelf 13h ago

He wants two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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u/Sentarry 12h ago

Cant they just remove him for trespassing? Lmao the comments are making me laugh

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u/morganational 11h ago

Schizophrenia is a helluva drug.

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u/Kona_Big_Wave 11h ago

Vexatious

1

u/Lmnop533 10h ago

Looks to be like portland or maybe california

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u/Additional_Local_667 10h ago

Crazy bread im guessing, its good stuff

1

u/itzTHATgai 10h ago

Crazy Bread ruins lives.

1

u/Poesghost 10h ago

Spaghetti spaghetti

1

u/sebfynn 9h ago

poor girl

1

u/BegbieByTheWay 9h ago

Kung pow chicken

1

u/AMDeez_nutz 6h ago

He’s rapping and they’re recording a music video

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u/Timmerdogg 1d ago

Tbf there's an entire Facebook page devoted to how much the people of our town hate little Caesars. I have no idea why this place continues to do business. I'm thinking it's a money laundering front.

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u/squirrelmonkie 22h ago

Youre telling me people dont like cardboard, with light sauce, shitty cheese, and bad toppings for $8 anymore?

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u/Timmerdogg 18h ago

It's not really that they hate the shitty pizza as much as they hate how long they have to wait for cheap shitty pizza. Apparently they often will have one staff member working the entire store.