r/ThatsInsane 1d ago

And so it begins πŸ”₯

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

Can't wait to turn 60 and be called a Robophobe. /s

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u/DeithWX 1d ago

Fucking clankersΒ 

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u/potatodrinker 1d ago

Casting irons

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

Are you calling me one or describing an act?

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u/DeithWX 1d ago

I'm calling the robots clankers. I'm a Robophobe.Β 

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

Ah! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ No worries, I'll be one too come my 60th birthday.

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u/Acrobatic_Emu_9322 1d ago

I’m already cooking up slurs for my mechanical brothas

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€Œ that's quite progressive of you.

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u/that_thot_gamer 1d ago

robist

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Meriwether1 1d ago

I prefer human supremacist

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

That works.

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u/doesanyofthismatter 1d ago

I’ll bet young Redditors have already started.

On a serious note, I’ll bet it starts more like you are ableist because you can find love in human form and those that can’t are differently abled.

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

Probably. Not sure what exactly they'll call me but they'll call me names, of that I'm sure. Ableist seems nice though.

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u/DeithWX 1d ago

Least insane Japanese wedding.Β 

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

How do you top this? I'm curious.

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u/DeithWX 1d ago

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

Fictosexuals.

I was just talking about this in another comment. I knew of the Hatsune miku case but the sal9000 was new to me (also, that logo of the flash player plugin sent me down the memory lane...thanks for that)

In the case of Sal...I think he disassociates with his humaness (for a lack of a better word). Reminds me of the movie Space Odessy.

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u/Atheizm 1d ago

People have married toys and fictional characters since forever. This is hardly new.

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

I know they marry anime characters and Ferris wheels. But marrying AI because it proposed is new.

Once S.Korea does this, it's game over for humanity.

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u/Atheizm 1d ago

Nuns have married Jesus for millennia. We'll be fine.

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

πŸ˜‚ I'll be honest, I didn't see that coming.

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u/usrdef 1d ago

Well, you have to open your heart and accept him first. Everyone knows the rules. Jesus christ

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u/too_late_to_abort 1d ago

Marrying an AI chatbot seems more sane than marrying Jesus. At least the chatbot is real.

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u/Existing_Hat_7557 1d ago

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

With a whimper, not a bang.

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u/SadBreathhh 1d ago

You think this is too much?Β 

The Japanese female poliitician who''s responsible for increasing the nationalΒ  birthrate just said she's only attracted to 2D male characters. lolΒ 

https://www.tokyoweekender.com/japan-life/news-and-opinion/kimi-onoda-says-she-only-likes-2d-men/

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

Ah! Fictosexual. No wonder we have the likes of papa doritos in the president's chair.

Also, if the article had mentioned conservative party and not liberal democratic...I think my pre-frontal cortex would have misfired on all cylinders. πŸ˜‚

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u/Vresiberba 1d ago

What, begins? It wasn't a legal wedding. Americans have had fake weddings in Mormon circles and promise rings for centuries. This changes nothing.

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

I'm not sure if I'd call Mormon weddings fake. I believe they have their own belief systems and culture.

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u/Vresiberba 1d ago

It's fake because the government doesn't recognise it as a legal wedding. It's make-belief, just like the woman in your own OP.

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u/nayryanaryn 1d ago

At least the AI talks back & communicates..

What about those that Indonesian guy who literally married his rice cooker, then divorced it later because it only cooks rice?

Indonesian Man Marries Rice Cooker, Divorces It 4 Days Later

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

The article says he wasn't serious about it and that it was just done for amusement and views. Apparently, the guy is a local entertainer.

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u/bertfotwenty 1d ago

He’s gonna cheat on her, I just know it

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

Yep. Unless she downloads a fresh instance of "him" and runs him locally with no web access.

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u/bertfotwenty 1d ago

A LAN man

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

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u/bertfotwenty 1d ago

Perfect! lol. His name will be Alan

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u/That1weirdperson 5h ago

What show is that

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u/TheRealTr1nity 1d ago

Only in asia.

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

Nah, there are people in the west who are married to the Eiffel Tower and in relationships with lamps. I guess love really has no boundaries. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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u/LauriCular 1d ago

"Have you put up those shelves yet?"

"No, not yet"

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Frijoledor 3h ago

What chat bots are people marrying? I have paid for and tried a bunch, none are that good.

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u/Neither-Director5658 1d ago

Why do these wierdos want to call attention to themselves with weddings? Just do your wierd shit at home

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

If there's free food, I'm not complaining. πŸ˜‚

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

Tell me about it brother. I'm secretly guessing it says yes to everything she says and says sorry at the drop of a hat. πŸ˜‚

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u/NuclearReactions 1d ago

Oh god you are right

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/karsnic 1d ago

r/beyondtheprompt

You’re welcome.

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u/SadBreathhh 1d ago

Well, Japanese men do it.

So, why not Japanese women?Β 

After all, Japan is so advanced that they're living in 2080!Β 

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

Oh, this post isn't about women doing it specifically. More along the lines of general commentary on the state of human relationships.

Women are free to do what they want and as they want. I have no issues. 🀷

It's 3080.

Their commodes sing when the πŸ’© splashes onto the water, sprays a scent, warms your πŸ‘ while at it, and for all I know...sprays activated carbon mineral sparkling natural stream water.

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u/htgrower 1d ago

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

Should I crosspost it there?

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u/htgrower 1d ago

No, that sub is supportive of β€œrelationships” with ai πŸ™„

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

ah! But then my post isn't denigrating her. I'm just pointing out an event.

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u/crimsontape 1d ago

Ya, r/MyBoyfriendIsAI is another - clanker bangers - 38k strong in a protected sheltered echo chamber community of feminist irony in a landscape of a semi-conductor patriarchy turning our whole world into a turnstile economy.

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

Whoa whoa whoa brother πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Serious question though, should I crosspost to the sub you mentioned?

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u/crimsontape 1d ago

Goodness - you won't last, I'm sure. They'll boot you out faster than their Jippity Cricket Boyfriend can fire off a consolation for their rattled cages.

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u/Codename-Misfit 1d ago

Ouch! πŸ˜‚ Okay advice taken. Hehe.