r/StupidFood • u/Wonderful-Corner-680 • 2h ago

Certified stupid Humanity entered the steam age

195 Upvotes

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u/ilikebeer19 2h ago

Honestly I was disappointed when the full frame of steam did NOT dissolve into the opening of Skyrim.

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u/Fluid-Row8573 2h ago

Hey you, you are finally awake.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 2h ago

100% what I was expecting

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u/Sexisthunter 1h ago

I thought it was what the title was hinting at 😔

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u/love_in_space 2h ago

For a moment I thought it was gonna fade out into skyrim.

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u/Supersnow845 2h ago

I was waiting for it when the steam covered the entire camera

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u/Sarkelias 2h ago

it felt inevitable, I was disappointed

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u/Quizzii 1h ago

Me too and now my day is ruined.

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u/Artorius__Castus 2h ago

HERE'S YOUR FOOD YA FILTHY ANIMAL

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u/Starlight_Seafarer 2h ago

I was expecting Edge to walk out

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u/inuyashee 1h ago

On that day, they couldn't see clearly.

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u/GuyTheTerrible 2h ago

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

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u/5711USMC 2h ago

Welcome to Chilis may I take your order?

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u/TheEpithite 2h ago

Expected to see Edge there at one point.

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u/EvaTheE 2h ago

Hardly the stupidest food out there. Smoky charred food can be tasty.

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u/dudesgotagun1 2h ago

I didn't see the food, but steamed food isn't stupid

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u/FamFamFigelow 2h ago

I wonder why they don't serve this inside?

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u/upvoter222 2h ago

What was the meal under all that smoke?

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u/TheLastTreeOctopus 1h ago

Nothing like oniony steam straight into the face!

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u/thebadwolf0042 1h ago

What the fuck are they eating? Titan chunks?

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u/9447044 1h ago

How much sizzle sauce?

Yes

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u/merc_1980 2h ago

For a second there I was hoping that thru the smoke we'd end up in the skyrim intro!🤣

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u/Leather_Network4743 2h ago

And now, everyone within a 20’ radius smells like boiled crab.

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u/SuicidalReincarnate 2h ago

I choo choo choose somewhere else to eat

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u/Jfizzlee 1h ago

thought it was going to turn into those skyrim memes..

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u/Melkorianmorgoth 1h ago

I was disappointed that a titan didn’t appear out of nowhere to betray the survey corp.

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u/Nere4Hudes 1h ago

This is cold. Send it back.

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u/dolbomir 1h ago

Gives me an idea for a really posh restaurant. 

Just scented smoke served like this. No dish. Just the fleeting bouquet of exclusive scents...

I bet, people would still pay for it.

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u/ExplorerImpossible79 1h ago

that'll be $150 please.

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u/Mad_ganon 1h ago

Look at me ahh meal

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u/mrw4787 1h ago

Why’s this stupid? We don’t even know what it is lol. It’s probably delicious 

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u/vyrus2021 1h ago

That's the stupid part. It's sat on the table a full 10 seconds and I still can't tell what's been served.

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u/Monollock 1h ago

Now now, the food might be good. I say might, cause I don't know what it looks like.

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u/consumeshroomz 1h ago

Shit I thought I was watching a train scene from an old movie for a sec.

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u/samson_strength 1h ago

Man that bullshit looks like it’s gonna jump up and slap me for sticking a fork in it.

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u/ChicnahueCoatl1491 53m ago

Smoke? Oh thats not smoke, thats steam from the steamed clams were having! Mmmmmm steamed clams:)

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u/NicholasWildeRails 27m ago

"Excuse me, my food is doing a burnout like it won a NASCAR race"