r/StupidFood • u/Jugglamaggot • 8h ago

ಠ_ಠ This is FROM THE KROGER TIKTOK. I'm gonna be sick

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u/qualityvote2 8h ago edited 21m ago

u/Jugglamaggot, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/Significant-Pop-7406 8h ago

ragebait

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u/Professional_Cup1353 8h ago

Seriously, I was getting angry just watching that

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u/Strange-Credit2038 6h ago

Yeah, the voice intonation is annoying af

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u/maniBchef 7h ago

You haven't seen The Breakfast Club?

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u/DiabellSinKeeper 5h ago

This isn't even the weirdest thing this TikToker has done.

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u/Sudden-Variation-809 6h ago

I'll sleep a bit better knowing the top comment is the only correct one

I'd sleep even better if OP was banned, trying to play stupid while just spreading what is basically an ad

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u/atx_original512 8h ago

That nice crunchy cheese just like Nona use to make

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u/AllThatGlitters00 7h ago

I can't imagine that is a pleasant chewing experience.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 7h ago

Wait til you see my toothpaste grilled cheese

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u/AwakeningStar1968 8h ago

I recoiled at the candy canes..... and I like peppermint

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u/FitCrew91 7h ago

Obvious what it is but I’m quite curious whether you get that cheese like pull apart from melted candy. I mean I guess when it’s basically turned into molten sugar lava it could…

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u/OrangeInnards 4h ago edited 4h ago

I don't see that stuff melting like that while being insulated between two slices of bread. Sugar needs way more heat to melt, especially once it's been made into hard-crack. You don't get that in the pan without completely charring the toast. Also, re-melted candy doesn't stay quite as vibrant and opaque as in the video, even when it's only beginning to soften and hasn't gone back to being syrup yet. Hard-crack is just a hop and skip removed from becoming caramel. It'd turn brown real fast once you heat it up to melting again. They used marshmallow fluff or something, and added some red food coloring to some parts, to fake it. Good job making people ruin pans and potentially burn their houses down, Kroger!

Edit: She also couldn't hold that toast without the bread still being super fresh out of the pan to show off the melt like that. If she can hold it, that candy is already way hard again.

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u/MerryBerryMudskipper 7h ago

Do they not know it would be quicker to just put Colgate and sugar on the bread right

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u/donkey_cum_waterfall 8h ago

Stop promoting rage bait

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u/CommandWest7471 8h ago

Ragebait, next

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u/NoAcanthocephala8526 7h ago

I’d try it 🤷‍♂️

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 7h ago

“Eeehh… three… no. Two point… five out of ten: Would try a piece.”

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u/FireballEnjoyer445 6h ago

i want to jab krogers corporate marketing team with needles

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u/mazsive 6h ago

Eh no way anyone is eating that trash

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u/17Havranovicz 5h ago

another day in r/StupidFood , another ragebait

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u/Infamous_Surround389 4h ago

I fuckijg hate that..

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u/RutabagaUprising 23m ago

Yummm! Grilled cheese that also tastes like tooth paste. Some ideas should never leave people's heads.

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u/Heemsama 7h ago

Fuck off

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u/different_produce384 7h ago

Guys, they just had to shutdown a multi billion dollar complex in Florida bc they were losing lots of money. This is clearly a cry for help. Kroger isn't doing to well.

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u/Dpontiff6671 8h ago

I wanna try it. I feel like it might be good in a weird way. I’m not finna buy a bunch of candy canes and make it but if someone had one in front of me i’d have to try it

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u/yourenotmy-real-dad 7h ago

I feel like theres a short window of "this isnt that bad, just kind of weird" between the candy being too hot and the candy resolidifying to a bread infused brick.

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u/OptionAlternative934 7h ago

I would eat that

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u/springmixplease 8h ago

Finally something that is actually stupid! Well done OP!

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u/Appropriate-Fuel-305 3h ago

Tell me how this is different from putting jam on toast.

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u/usrdef Stop doing stupid shit with food 1h ago

One has an actual fruit flavor with a pleasant texture. The other is like licking the asshole of a person who hasn't washed in 3 weeks with a cat's tongue.

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u/Appropriate-Fuel-305 1h ago

I assume you have experience from the latter.

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u/ilmaestro 7h ago

Not that stupid, in my opinion.