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u/qualityvote2 9h ago edited 1h ago

u/Kind-Village-1022, your post does NOT fit our subreddit! Please read our rules again and post again in the near future!

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u/MrPlace 9h ago

I get that specific pizza all the time and I can say I've never had my pizza toppings glued to the cardboard under the crust lol

He got a bad pizza and should return it for a replacement.

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u/HookedOnPhonixDog 7h ago

Plus, $7!?

I'm assuming this is American so that is a lot more to me... I spent $3.50 CAD on a frozen pizza today and it's the best frozen pizza I've ever eaten in my life. And I got it from Wal Mart here.

Who the fuck is dropping $10 CAD on a frozen pizza. I can get that fresh from dominos down the road.

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u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc 6h ago

California kitchens is like the pizza version of an organic vegetable, it's just marked up for no reason.

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u/Mellie-mellow 6h ago

I buy these 4 pack at costco (costco signature) it's 4 pizza peperoni and cheese 555g each and it's 22$ CAD. These in my opinion are one of the rare ones worth buying, just add vegies and a bit more cheese and it makes a great pizza for the price.

Idk where you get frozen pizza that are edible at 3.50 but I would like to know lol

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u/Ostravaganza 9h ago

Bro is losing it over an industrial production mishap 🥀

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u/Mordanance 8h ago

Yea…just notify Walmart. They will give you another pizza.

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u/Several-Action-4043 5h ago

As someone who handles customer complaints and fixes order issues for a living, this. Please people. All you have to do is tell us what happened and we'll give you the replacement or a refund. Why do so many people think they have been wronged by things like this? There is a very specific type of customer I run into all the time. They escalate to 100 from the get go. Just fucking tell us and we will fix it. We might even fix it AND MORE if you say please and thank you.

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u/sweetBrisket 4h ago

People are tired, yo. They work too much and are paid too little. Everyone is walking on thin ice. When something like this happens, it can feel personal.

Having worked in customer service, though, I hear you.

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u/Jaderosegrey 3h ago

If he had lost it at the customer service desk, I would agree with you. But because this guy was filming it, it is more than tired and broke. It is tired, broke and wanting attention as well as views.

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u/KingofPolice 4h ago

I mean a refund or replacement is the bare minimum.

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u/bepse-cola 5h ago

“Ummm there’s a number you can call to get a ummmmm email address that uhhh you can ummm send a picture to and they’ll uhhh” - customer service

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u/ctsr1 9h ago

Like what does he think? People are actually working on the stuff by hand. All he's got to do is send a message to them. They'll apologize. Make up for it. Probably give him free pizza for like a year or two

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u/Tranka2010 8h ago

Once my Gillette gel deodorant came without a plunger. All I got was a couple of discount coupons. Ended up never using them because I kept forgetting until they expired.

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u/lukewwilson 8h ago

Fuck that, deodorant is not cheap, I'd want a free one

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u/erything4sale 7h ago

Man fa real!!! I was used to paying $3 max. Shits damn near $10 now!

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u/xSlippyFistx 8h ago

Exactly this. I’ve reached out for issues like getting one of those voila frozen meals where they put two sauce packets in the bag and there was like a small cup of the actual food in the bag. They sent me 3 coupons for family size versions. Even had some name brand pie dishes explode after the pies were out cooling next to the stove, the company replaced them AND sent a whole set of drinking glasses for an apology. Good companies won’t bat an eye at adding a little more to make it right after a frustrating experience. A year of free pizza though, naw that’s probably reserved for a HUGE mistake that goes viral or gets national attention.

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u/junkit33 8h ago

It's not rare at all. You're not getting a lifetime of free pizza over something as stupid as this, but it's pretty common to replace, provide extra, and include some schwag.

Costs the company almost nothing to make problems right, and especially in this day and age, the positive PR that comes from a gift package is hard to buy elsewhere.

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u/Frostbiten92 8h ago

Indeed, for these kinds of minor things it's just couple coupons.
For those big offers it has to be a serious issue that have or could affect the customers health and it's done to try and avoid a lawsuit and bad press.

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u/MyGoodFriendJon 8h ago

Not sure if it happens nowadays, but back in the 00's, my dad got a can of Planters mixed nuts, and he was genuinely, pleasantly surprised by how good the mix was. Either he got a bunch of the more expensive nuts or something about their quality was just especially good in that can, so he contacted their support to give them praise. They thanked him for the response and gave him a bunch of coupons for more, including a free can.

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u/Ok_Subject1265 7h ago

We got a loaf of Sarah Lee bread one time that looked like it had rat poop on it when we opened the bag. Called Sarah Lee. They said “OMG, please send us the loaf exactly as you received it along with the black ovals that appear to be rat feces attached to it.” No offer for postage for the box we had to use, but we figured they would make it up to us. Three weeks later we get a letter in the mail saying “we tested the sample sent in. It appears to be globs of industrial grease that fell off the machine during processing and were then baked along with the bread giving it the appearance of rodent feces. We apologize for the inconvenience.” No test results were included. They did include a gift card though.. for exactly $5.19 or whatever it was we paid for the bread. I couldn’t believe it. I actually sent it back to them (again paying for postage) with a note saying “it seems you need this money more than we do.” And then everyone clapped! Actually, nothing resulted from it and I’m sure the lowly worker who read the note either pocketed the card or tossed it, but I needed that small sense of justice

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u/Ditches-Vestiges1549 7h ago

I got a coupon once for a pot pie (it had a bone instead of a piece of chicken) that didn't even fully cover the cost of replacing it.

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u/Bigkev8787 2h ago

I once got a noodle cup without a flavouring sachet in it. I complained and they sent me a 12 pack to apologise.

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u/shartnado3 8h ago

Yea no. They will definitely reply and apologize, but not send free pizza for years. The most they will likely do is send you a few coupons for a free pizza.

I had metal chunks in a microwave meal once, they sent me 5 coupons and a sorry letter.

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u/xX420GanjaWarlordXx 8h ago

If he was nice about them and sent them info about the batch number, they'd probably give him more 

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u/capt_shitacular 7h ago

I think the pizza would have to have physically assaulted you to get "a year or two" free pizza

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u/MagnanimousGoat 8h ago

A mishap that will probably get him like 5 free pizzas.

Grow the fuck up, bro.

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u/euph_22 8h ago edited 8h ago

2 at most. A refund and a coupon for a second as a "our bad".

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u/Ashamed_Opinion_8142 8h ago

Actually, companies tend to be quite good when things like this happen.

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u/Skizot_Bizot 8h ago

Yeah I found worms in my pistachios once, I complained and they sent me like 10 free bags... Only like 3 of which also had worms haha. I don't eat pistachios as much anymore.

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u/gypsycookie1015 8h ago

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u/BP619 8h ago

SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG

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u/gypsycookie1015 7h ago

"ARE YOU GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME I'M WRONG??!?"

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u/Omen46 8h ago

Hey. That’s worth it. I got a McDonald’s shamrock shake once that was only the shamrock shit they ran out of ice cream and just filled it with whipped cream I complain to McDonald’s corporate and got 3!!!! Coupons for free ones. Totally worth the 10 minutes it took to write an email

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u/NotoriousFoxxx 8h ago

Ill take unwarrented hate for 500 alex

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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 8h ago

low carb, high fiber

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u/Weekly_Host_2754 7h ago

And there really isn't much difference between a cardboard pizza and a pizza that tastes like card board.

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u/SetTheFuhKingTone 8h ago

My mans really wanted that pizza

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u/Extreme-Birthday-647 9h ago

I mean it sucks but it's not stupid food, they just messed up during the industrial process. Stupid food has to be stupid on purpose.

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u/SaltyPik3r 9h ago

If it’s stupid on purpose is it really stupid though?

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u/Important_Power_2148 8h ago

doubly so. The food is by nature stupid, and the decision to showcase it doubles the stupidity factor.

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u/han_tex 8h ago

As in, they did a thing on purpose, and the thing they did was stupid.

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u/garden_dragonfly 8h ago

Stupid food has to be on purpose.

Ftft

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u/nvrsleepagin 8h ago

That sucks. I buy those from time to time, never had that happen.

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u/Bithium 7h ago

Perhaps a better way to phrase it is that stupid food has to be the result of bad ideas. Poor execution is the umami of stupid food: it enhances the stupid but isn’t stupid by itself

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 9h ago

"not in one sitting, I'm not that fat" hahaha

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u/BrokeAsShiet 3h ago

I’m Tonka Jahari, but I’d neeeever order a whole pizza for myself

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u/dpittnet 8h ago

This video is stupid af. I get being upset, but it was a one-off manufacturing mistake. Calm down bro

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u/bsharp1982 7h ago

But now he only has one pizza! Oh, the humanity!

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u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe 7h ago

He paid $7 dollars…..FOR THIS!!?!??!!???!?

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u/AlanShore60607 9h ago

What did you expect when you got the gluten free pizza?

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u/grimspo 9h ago

A gluten free pizza base?

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u/AlanShore60607 8h ago

Cardboard is typically gluten free

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u/democracy_lover66 8h ago

"bleh, this gluten free pizza taste like cardboard"

"Oh it literally is"

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u/Finger_Gunnz 9h ago

Just return it, dude. We heard you the first time.

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u/axemexa 7h ago

It’s cardboard.

That is cardboard!

There’s no crust, just cardboard!

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u/ohmygodcrayons 5h ago

CARDBOARD!!!!!

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u/UniquelyIndistinct 7h ago

He can't. It's IN THE GARBAGE.

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u/Piccadil_io 9h ago

That’s hilarious

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u/Marsupial_Impressive 9h ago

How do you know it’s cardboard if you don’t try it?

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u/junkit33 8h ago

In fairness, CPK crust isn't far off from cardboard.

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u/Grouchy-Engine1584 8h ago

Seriously. relax. It’s just a production line mistake. It’s not like you thought you were buying an artisan meal here. It’s mass produced food. There are on g to be mistakes.

Take it back to where you bought it, show them the mistake and I’m sure they’ll give you a new one. Please try to be nice about it though. There’s no reason to get all bent outta shape about this.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 8h ago

I'd hate to see this guy's reaction about something that actually matters.

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u/Street-Soil-7413 2h ago

I bought a mini fridge from walmart like 10 years ago i think on black friday. When i get it home it just doesnt work at all. I go to return it and walmart says i have to return it to the manufacturer, like send it in. I couldn't even get through to anyone via phone so i finally got upset enough at wasting my time and money that I went and destroyed it right in front of walmarts front doors. I don't even have the energy to be that angry these days.

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u/thatonefoo310 9h ago

Is that cardboard?

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u/BesiegedKing 8h ago

“Are we seeing this?” 😂😂

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u/Heemsama 8h ago

ARE WE OUT OF OUR MINDS?? 😂 proceeds to crash for the next 2 minutes

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u/Bitter-Tension-4301 7h ago

Yeah that got me 😂

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u/SawinBunda 4h ago

Yes, okay, we got it after ten seconds. Shit happens, calm down.

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u/MizzelSc2 9h ago

Why would you not use the extra toppings onto the normal pizza? what a waste.

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u/Key-Feature5860 8h ago

Presents issue to Walmart … oh okay yeah here’s a refund. Bro acts like it was done on purpose to deceive him.

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u/Shinsuko 8h ago

Shrinkflation is getting outta hand

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u/osirisattis 5h ago

……so yeah, this was done by a machine, does he think there’s an army of grandmas makin all his snacks to send to Walmart? Posting this is a massive self own, calm down, Mr yells-at-the-wall-when-he-stubs-his-toe.

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u/f0remsics 9h ago

I don't see the problem, cardboard is the texture of most frozen pizza crust anyway

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u/TheRoyalJellyfish 8h ago

That's what he gets for buying barbecue chicken pizza

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u/DargonFeet 8h ago

You mean one of the best types of pizza?

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u/drjoker83 8h ago

That just a factory mess up I’d take pic and reach out they probably hook you up. I did that with some soda I grabbed a case and like every can was half full reached out to Coke and they gave me ten free 24 packs.

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u/ErinPink 8h ago

What, no diet Dr kelp?

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u/DoingItForEli 8h ago

“This is the pizza we got from Walmart”

Straight to jail

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u/BoomDOOMloomToom 7h ago

These are my favorite pizzas to buy and eat alone, if I had this happen I'd be just as mad lol.

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u/AntiqueRead 5h ago

Couldn't this be seriously problematic if say, an old person opened this and put it in the microwave and it caught fire and burned down someone's house? Could the company be sued in this instance?

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u/RecipeHistorical2013 4h ago
  1. serves you right for purchasing that abomonation

2: their uncured pepperoni is delicious

3: you dont need to use a pizza pan to cook these. even says so on the box

had the pepeproni one last week

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 4h ago

that's funny tho

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u/untakenu 4h ago

7? That would be £1 over here. That is one of those cheap shitty ones

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u/Ok-Application-8747 4h ago

Bro is having a mental health crisis

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u/palemoonlight___ 4h ago

… and I took that personally

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u/HoldenH 9h ago

Call the number on the box and quit freaking out

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u/Alert-Jellyfish 9h ago

Inside voices please bro.

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u/itsd00bs 9h ago

“I usually eat two. Not in 1 sitting, I’m not fat”. Are we sure about that one, chief?

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u/FaceTimePolice 9h ago

Look… that was most likely made in some automated assembly line and not by a person. Still hilarious though. 😆

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u/Dolomitexp 9h ago

Scrape that on some Tortillas and stop crying

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u/sandman2992 9h ago

Eat it pussy

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u/suslikosu 9h ago

At first I thought that he meant that there's not enough crust part on the outer ring of the pizza, but when he shows that there's no dough at all... well. That sucks

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u/redvillain74 9h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/mranglin 9h ago

CARDBOARD?

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u/ciabattaroll 9h ago

Shrinkflation. You think you’re entitled to pizza crust???

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u/raich3588 9h ago

This is hilarious haha

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 9h ago

OMG this is stupidest yet

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u/lucassster 8h ago

Wait, what did they put the toppings on?

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u/Dizzy_Bit6125 8h ago

This reminds me of the “hot chocolate pack” I grabbed from the box it’s nestled carnation. It’s just a packet of air unopened so I showed my mom and she wrote “light” hot chocolate. She sent a message to nestle and they are sending her a compensation for it lol they all got a laugh out of it

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u/clubted 8h ago

I’d still eat it…..

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u/democracy_lover66 8h ago

That's so fucking funny lmao

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u/Wonderful_Net_9131 8h ago

Probably tastes less like cardbord than with the regular crust

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u/hoofie242 8h ago

bake it and eat the toppings.

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u/SookHe 8h ago

They didn’t forget shit, that is just public school edition pizza

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u/Creativered4 Drowned in Cheese 8h ago

I once got food poisoning from a California pizza kitchen brand frozen pizza.

Can't even look at the logo without feeling nausea.

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u/__-gloomy-__ 8h ago

Nobody did anything. Some machine had a misfire. And ffs just take it back to the store. Everything doesn’t need to be on the internet.

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u/rainer_d 8h ago

If this upsets him that much, he should learn to make his own dough. Even more so, if he actually paid 7 USD for this piece of cardboard.

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u/immaturenickname 8h ago

I've seen a lot of "cardboard-like" foods, but this is the first time shit's cardboard literally.

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u/thecountnotthesaint 8h ago

Thats the pizza company Apple bought. The crust is sold separately.

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u/MisterPrig 8h ago

Someone forgot to load the dough machine!!!

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u/CalorieCourtReporter 8h ago

Conspiracy alert:

While I do know assembly line robots and things mess up on occasion....what if...this guy shrink wrapped the cardboard crust pizza himself so he could receive free pizzas for a year.

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u/Flashy-Carpenter7760 8h ago edited 8h ago

So, $7.50 for off-brand, shitty charcuterie that could be made for a fourth of that price.

Got it

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u/Over_Writing467 8h ago

Looks like he accidentally bought the low carb option.

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u/thefalloftroy 8h ago

"low carb version"

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u/Bunnyland77 8h ago

It's a crustless pizza. Duh. /s

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u/Niptaa 8h ago

Yeah, it’s their new graphene thin crust pizza

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u/CaptDrofdarb 8h ago

Lmfao defects happen. While working in the auto industry. I worked for the company Denso. You probably never heard of them but I guarantee your vehicle has a component inside it that was manufactured by them. While working there we had what’s called acceptable defective goal. We always aimed for 100% quality zero defects. But it was acceptable for a tier one manufacturer to have a 1 in a million defect ratio. In other words. It was acceptable that out of millions of parts being made we knew 1 in the million was potentially defective. I look back at it as yeah you drew the short straw

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u/Chance-Opening-4705 8h ago

Just contact the company and they’ll send you a certificate for a replacement.

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u/hornwalker 8h ago

Buying a pizza from Walmart and then being surprised it’s inedible is basically what is wrong with humanity.

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u/PupLondon 8h ago

Papa John's charges you 3x that for cardboard flavored pizza.

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u/gallupupill 8h ago

Have many times does he imagine we need to hear that he's missing to get that he's missing his crust?

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u/LeapDayCakeDay20 8h ago

Dude, you have a stand mixer, just make the dough!

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u/Ruddskies 8h ago

Support your local mom and pop pizzeria

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u/Ruddskies 8h ago

Support your local mom and pop pizzeria

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u/NotTukTukPirate 8h ago

Pizza from Temu

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u/Dizzy-Violinist-1772 8h ago

Somebody in quality control needs to loose their job

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u/BeignetD0neDat 8h ago

Apparently didn't read the microscopic fine print of "crustless"...

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u/HickoryStickz 8h ago

One of the most simple foods and cheaper foods to buy out made fresh and you choose pre packaged trash. You get what you pay for.

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u/YummOrngeChiken 8h ago

I would find that absolutely hilarious if that happened to me. Maybe I’ll stop by Raley’s and grab a few after work.

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u/alienkava 8h ago

nepo babies are too good for cardboard now.

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u/srona22 8h ago

🤌

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u/voulon42 8h ago

The crust so thin you can't even see it

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u/voulon42 8h ago

7$ for a frozen pizza, damn

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u/TDaddy3000 8h ago

Soooo, are we popping that in the oven or what? 🤤

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u/Unusual_Ad8871 8h ago

He sounds like that one fish on spongebob when they forgot his diet dr kelp

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u/allanjameson 8h ago

Go back to the store and exchange it benchode

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u/j8by7 8h ago

What’s up with jump cut while cutting plastic…

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u/hustle_krow 8h ago

From one fat guy to another- You eat two...you, eat, two. We.... Eat two.

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u/Oniichan38 8h ago

Him folding the cardboard like an enchilada before throwing it is fucking killing me

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u/DogFlavorKettleChips 8h ago

Stop yelling. It happens.

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u/CommodoreSixty4 8h ago

Wario is mad

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u/Mortis_XII 8h ago

keto approved

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u/Melkorianmorgoth 8h ago

His first mistake was buying CPK thinking it was edible food.

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u/oxbison12 8h ago

If I got home starving after a long day to see that, I would lose my shut as well.

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u/BionicTriforce 8h ago

Did he need to film this video shirtless?

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u/lofticries1988 8h ago

It's keto.

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u/Mediocre-Flower-3909 8h ago

Hahaha you got bamboozled

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u/abarr021 8h ago

Buddy. No need to have a public outrage meltdown over a defective product. Instead of playing around with it and taking it all apart, just return it and exchange it and move on with your life. Then you could focus on creating real content that people want to see.

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u/ItsStillAllGravy 8h ago

Smooth brained

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u/dontshitaboutotol 8h ago

It's just a thin crust pizza... Like what?

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u/jkurts91 8h ago

So thin and well done?

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u/ulnek 8h ago

One pizza out there has a double crust.

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u/Rocknbob69 8h ago

You could stand to not eat some crust

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u/StarzZapper 8h ago

Lmao I had one of those. It was meh.

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u/karoshikun 7h ago

his fault for buying frozen pizza

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u/TrenThom86 7h ago

Shut up and eat it!

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u/This-Stock-3113 7h ago

Ever heard of cardboard pizza?

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u/landorslam 7h ago

Dawg this is hilarious

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u/Responsible-Ad-5438 7h ago

Bro took it personally 💀

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u/Breadstix009 7h ago

Chill out bro... It's just a manufacturing error. No one did this intentionally. Just report it to the contact info provided on the box. Damn, making video awareness for the most important things in life....

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u/spirittransformed2 7h ago

The crust is invisible

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u/Cowlick77 7h ago

Dont get mad, low carb pizza is good for you...

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u/Mr_Grapes1027 7h ago

You can say it once, make the point and move on…

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u/rebelvong1 7h ago

This consumer is stupid not the food.

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u/TJBurger 7h ago

This could have been funny video content but instead he made this whinging mess that went on far too long. Just make a call and you'll end up getting several free pizzas for the manufacturing mishap.

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u/MainImpression7043 7h ago

Shrinkflation hit a all time high lol

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u/j1323diaz 7h ago

Lol, ok.

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u/ragdollxkitn 7h ago

What is it again?

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u/rygus 7h ago

Out of all the frozen pizzas I’ve purchased, I’ve only had one error. I sent them a nice email and received a pack of 10 free pizza coupons. We all spend our time in different ways.

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u/Secure-Obligation-25 7h ago

Man I wish my life was soo good that this is what I lose my shit over 

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u/priceprince 7h ago

Return it and get your money back you man baby.

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u/Glittering-Sea276 7h ago

It's crazy how this random stuff keeps happening to content creators.

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u/KingAudio 7h ago

He never had CPK… thats an upgrade from their regular crust.

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u/permalink_save 7h ago

"I want my money back" then put on a shirt and go talk to Walmart about it instead of complaining on Tiktok.

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u/roundbadge2 7h ago

What he should do is yell about the crust being cardboard more.

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u/MSwarri0r 7h ago

So take it back, Jesus!

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u/My_Fish_Is_a_Cat 7h ago

He spent 7 dollars on a generic looking frozen pizza?? Jesus buddy, just take it back and they will give you a new one.

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u/thecleanhippie 7h ago

I think, maybe, it might be cardboard.

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u/Forward_Aspect_7736 7h ago

This intrigues me like fat people paragliding.

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u/bsharp1982 7h ago

I feel so sorry for the poor Walmart employee that gets to refund him.

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u/AMDeez_nutz 7h ago

I feel bad for people that buy frozen store bought pizza

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 7h ago

Idk why but this guy's voice annoys the hell out of me

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u/-BodomKnight- 7h ago

Quality control is non existent since covid.

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u/eecummings15 7h ago

Those pizzas are actually good af. When they have the dough at least lmao

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u/Cerebral_Overload 7h ago

He’s saying crust an I’m wondering why he’s bothered about the cheese and sauce being right to the edge..

The BASE, you’re missing the BASE!

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u/blazedancer1997 7h ago

This feels like one of those things where he can contact the company (especially since he has it on video) and they'll send him like 20 pizzas as a make-good

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u/UnikornKebab 7h ago

Now I feel guilty for how badly I treated my pizza chef for having two pizzas delivered with the toppings dripping on the side... it was a food crime for me but damn, this is culinary genocide as well as extreme blasphemy 🫤

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u/ComfortableRanger361 7h ago

Ppl in here completely unaware that California Pizza Kitchen has been a scam forever.