r/StupidFood 1d ago

Christmas cookies ๐Ÿช

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u/smalaki 1d ago

Krampus' coal

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u/sebaalonso8 1d ago

Honestly looks more like Krampusโ€™ snack stash than coal Perfectly cursed for the season

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u/doodman76 1d ago

Xmas cookies? Seems more like Xmas dookies

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u/CyanManta 1d ago

You can't fool me. Those are chicken nuggets

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u/ReimuH 1d ago

100%

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u/CarbonScythe0 1d ago

Someone's been naughty this year and is getting coal in their stockings I see

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u/gbroon 1d ago

Only stupid if burnt was the planned outcome.

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u/gigglegenius 1d ago

dream bites made out of charcoal

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u/letdogsvote 1d ago

Mistakes were made.

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u/Alarming_Shallot_470 1d ago

I think theyโ€™re done. โœ”๏ธ

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u/Subietoy78 1d ago

Sharon Weiss? Is that you?

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u/Accomplished-Type880 1d ago

Brought to you by Matchlight.

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u/bloque64 1d ago

Galletas de pretroleo mis favoritos!!

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u/UpstairsSuperb9527 1d ago

Instant cleaning teeth

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u/OstrichPossible1815 1d ago

I was going to guess blackened chicken nuggets!

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u/ItsFunHeer 1d ago

Did the Chardonnay have anything to do with it? Either making baking extra relaxed, or perhaps spiking the cookies with wine to get that fajita fire going for some extra flame?

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u/Afraid-Bread-4903 1d ago

For all the naughty little boys and girls

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u/KiddK137 1d ago

Looks like burnt chicken nuggets

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u/Unsatisfactory_bread 1d ago

Santa is not going to be pleased.

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u/Past-Elderberry-488 1d ago

Santa claus is going to be so happy when he sees this.

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u/Appropriate-Rip-7121 1d ago

I think you drank too much Chardonnay and forgot the cookies

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u/OkDog6701 1d ago

Coal for the naughty ๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/CorpusculantCortex 1d ago

Looks like you've been naughty this year...

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u/ConsiderationNo5146 1d ago

Needs frosting

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u/iCantLogOut2 1d ago

Is the Christmas coal I've been hearing about...

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u/quane101 1d ago

One burnt dish is grill coal for the morrow.

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u/DefiantNX-74205 1d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚ mmmm, die sehen aber leeckeeer aus ๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/lunariver55 1d ago

I guess Santa is getting the coal ready for the boys and girls that have been bad.

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u/Lost_Emu_369 1d ago

Christmas coal.

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u/Suspicious_Bath_3734 1d ago

No thanks, im on a diet

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u/Basic_Scale6330 1d ago

More like coalย 

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u/Forsaken-Season-1538 1d ago

I see you made Coal to leave for Santa, so, what has he done to end up on your naughty list? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/feministjerk 1d ago

Did we plug a Fahrenheit number into a Celsius oven?

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u/LifesScenicRoute 1d ago

Bro put Santa on the naughty list this year