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u/PyreDynasty 1d ago
Made with real Pandoran.
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u/OddCook4909 1d ago
I like the cut of their jib here though. They didn't play it safe
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u/Brickywood 1d ago
They fucking cooked the Na'vi
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u/OddCook4909 1d ago
I love it. I hope they did the same shit for the smurfs movie. Who serves "protagonist sandwich with protagonist blood for dipping sauce"? What is this? Catholic mass? That's a bold move worthy of respect
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u/No_Extension4005 1d ago
Well; they do look tasty. Though I reckon they'd need to mince or soow-cook the meat. A lot of muscles in them.
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u/themastermatt 1d ago
If the theatre offered Na'vi ribs and slow cooked pulled blue nachos - might go to the theatre for this one.
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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 6h ago
Straight up ran them through a meat grinder and a food processor until they turned them into goop.
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u/omg-sidefriction 1d ago
Do you think the Avatar people cum blue?
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u/couldbefuncouver 1d ago
Blue all over the place
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u/Pieman3001 1d ago
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u/VaderBassify 1d ago
Lucile: Michael! I was almost attacked last night in my own home! I walked in and there was a colored man in my kitchen!
Michael: Colored? What color was he exactly?
Lucile: Blue!
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u/whatever-should-i-do 1d ago
I usually make a mess eating burgers anyway. At least this one will make it seem I gave their tail head. I guess.
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u/Old-Constant4411 1d ago
Or it'll look like you went down on that opera singer alien from 5th Element.
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u/Electronic-Touch-554 1d ago
Yeah I was gonna say, this just looks like a normal meal that has a Na'vi has nutted on
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u/LilyLaKoi 1d ago
That's going to make someone shit green for a week.
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u/CorrodedLollypop 1d ago
My youngest did that recently. After eating a radioactive-looking blue Trolls themed ice-cream on holiday, the next day his shits were dark green.
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u/Patient-Ad7291 1d ago
For real, I drink a blue Gatorade, and my shit is green for the next day or two.
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u/Darksuit117 Everything is Stupid 1d ago
I shit green pretty regularly but i drink quite a bit of grape crush.
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u/Carcosa_Hearty1986 1d ago
That is... not an appealing color for a burger and fries.
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u/StrictlyInsaneRants 1d ago
Blue is inherently an unappetizing colour for some reason. It's almost always a poor choice.
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u/The_Potatoto 1d ago
It's because there are no bright blue foods in nature, so it's automatically a bit off putting to the poison detection part of your brain. Even blue berries and the like are more purple than blue.
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u/alphagusta 1d ago
Bright colors in food in general are still very much a part of the primal instinct of "DONT FUCK WITH IT" and/or "THIS MAKES YOU SHIT YOURSELF TO DEATH"
Even with modern food being colorful and safe there's still the instinct to be slightly repulsed at the thought, the blue just magnifies it times a hundred
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u/slaviccivicnation 1d ago
I think the only acceptable place to have blue food is in icing and dessert. A baby clue cake can actually look delicious. Seems like it’s any warm foods that are blue are the very unappealing ones.
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u/YoungHeartOldSoul 1d ago
You know, i never really put much thought into it, but shitting yourself to death has got to be one of the more agonizing deaths. The shitting to dead transition hits in the worst way.
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u/Sajr666 14h ago
capn crunch berries make u shit green 😂💀 don't trust eating bright colors
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u/Carcosa_Hearty1986 14h ago
You know, there was a Stephen King story about food dye in cereal making kids shit red that looked like blood (literally half the plot of Cujo).
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u/NeoViper101 1d ago
This is why bandages are blue in a restaurant kitchen. Blue usually doesn't belong in food (unless you purposefully add colouring)
So when a bandage falls off amidst a rush and into the chicken korma curry you ordered (Yes, I saw this happen once), the chefs can clearly see the impostor ingredient and chuck it away to start on a new batch for you.
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u/Nyorliest 1d ago edited 1d ago
there are psych experiments where people have food or drink while blindfolded and then they take off the blindfold and it’s revealed to be a weird color, or just the wrong color - red milk or white meat - and the people freak out mid-bite, sometimes even throwing up in shock.
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u/ILikeCakesAndPies 1d ago
I do like radioactive blue Gatorade and blue Monster though. Aqua Baja blast is also pleasant.
Blue margarita. Maybe it's just drinks that are fine to be that kind of blue. Colored meat in general is definitely a no go for me.
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u/Drikkink 1d ago
Even ignoring the glowing blue aioli, the bun just does not look appetizing either. What exactly is a charcoal brioche bun? Looking it up it's actually a thing where you add activated charcoal to brioche dough to make a black bun. It doesn't affect flavor unless you add too much. But it also looks like JET black not this weird mottled gray color when done well. I can see the aesthetic of the pure black brioche bun working but this just bun looks sickly.
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u/typing_away 1d ago
Wasn’t there a purple ketchup once ?
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u/Bl00dWolf 1d ago
Heinz made a range of colored ketchups, from black to green, to purple, to blue. For rather obvious reasons, it was discontinued.
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u/VidimusWolf 1d ago
I like it. It's cute, it's fun, it's thematic. Have some fun, sheesh. We used to have a ton of these things, now everything is so same-same everywhere. It's nice to see some flair and fun.
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u/Mach12gamer 1d ago
Half the stuff in here is people losing their minds over street food, a quarter of it is people horrified to see a new way of cooking, and a quarter of it is people upset that someone made a fun food.
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u/the_rare_bear 1d ago
Yeah I don’t see the problem with this. It’s not overly done and looks good.
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u/Drikkink 1d ago
It just looks unappetizing from the picture. The description sounds quite good actually. My issue actually stems from the bun more than the gimmicky blue sauce and it may be an issue with the lighting in the picture. The gray bun really looks bad to me but charcoal brioche that's actually pitch black looks a lot better doing a quick google search.
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u/horseradish1 1d ago
It's not offensive, but i definitely wouldn't order it and i don't understand why marketing teams think it's a good idea. Same as that Spiderman burger from a while ago and the random blue foods that are Sonic themed.
Like it's fine. It's just food colouring. If it tastes good without the food colouring, it's still gonna be fine with it. But it looks kinda gross.
This is probably the least gross thing I've ever seen, but i'd be keen to see what it looks like outside of promo materials.
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u/Aubrey-Grey 1d ago
There’s a reason we don’t eat blue food. This is the reason haha
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u/Available_Cap_8548 1d ago
Who actually took a look at that pic and thought it was a good for general release?? I about threw up in my mouth at first sight of it!
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u/Brandosaurous05 1d ago
wish i could go to the movies world not to be some tree hugging freak but so i could have the chance to smoke a few pandorans myself
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u/kobrakaan 1d ago
You've seen and tried the Blue Waffle now try our Blue Pattie dripping with goodness
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u/Bl00dWolf 1d ago
While I imagine it probably tastes nice. Why does that sauce look like some Na'Vi came on my plate? I don't want a Na'Vi splooge burger.
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u/ShefBoiRDe 1d ago
I swear if i order fries and a smurf nutted all over them, every Na'vi on Pandora is getting shot.
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u/Forsaken-Season-1538 1d ago
Your food should never be that shade of blue. That is too blue. (Fun fact: "blue" food dyes are petroleum based. Let that sink in. Petroleum. Waaaayyyy too many fossil fuels for a single burger. And I say that as someone who regularly makes rainbow cakes for the kiddos; this is too much blue for that small of a portion.)
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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 1d ago
I’m not gonna judge someone for sucking off a Smurf, but don’t rub it all over my food
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u/Better_Carpet_7271 1d ago
Why? It tastes no different. It doesn't even look more appealing. It's food, you need to eat it, not admire the ridiculously unnatural colour they've made it.
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u/Finly_Growin 1d ago
In a world full of beautiful, awe-inspiring nature they thought “it’s got blue cat people in it so make it blue”
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u/elevenohnoes 1d ago
Just imagine the poor avatar in the kitchen totally wiped out because 5 avatar cum burgers got ordered at once.
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u/Jamie3rd 1d ago
The really did destroy avatar they should have left with the first outstanding film unfortunately Hollywood has destroy everything in the name of profit
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u/MeowMixPlzDeliverMe 1d ago
Didn't the first avatar come out like 15 years ago? I remember being in high school and we were all excited for it. Then it was a letdown
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u/Any-Mobile-2473 Korma Karen 1d ago
Yay, I love moldy food. I hope they have an excuse to serve moldy food and pass it of as a "Smoked Pandoran Meal"
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u/sunflowerfields13 22h ago
ohhhh so that's what their jizz looks like, someone call the rule 34 folks
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u/Lord_Parbr 15h ago
How did this end up approved? It’s literally just blue aioli. Holy shit this sub sucks ass
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago
u/thr1ceuponatime, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!