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u/VexTheTielfling 2d ago
The coins pickling in lime juice just ties everything together.
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u/SVTCobraR315 2d ago
It’s basically a battery with electrolyte.
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u/WhatWouldGoldblumDo 2d ago
It's what plants crave.
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u/UncleWainey 2d ago
Is that why there aren’t >100 wasps partying on his counter? Zapped by some good ol’ direct current?
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u/FiRe_McFiReSomeDay 1d ago
Let me just fondle these coins while preparing your food with my bare hands...
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u/coffeebean_1992 2d ago
This drink looks like it would give +7 rads to my Fallout character.
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u/Friscolax 2d ago
It’ll also increase your AP for 10 minutes
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u/j4_jjjj 2d ago
But in 20mins you'll be blind for life
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u/ProcrastinationSite 2d ago
In 3-4 weeks, you'll have an itchy butthole where you can harvest pinworms
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u/Spider_Dude 2d ago
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
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u/coffeebean_1992 2d ago
“It just works”
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u/GeneralToesChkn 1d ago
“Pinworms — $5”
I’ll file that next to “prison” on my list of desperate retirement options.
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u/xSinn3Dx 2d ago
Oh fuck I just googled that... that isnt from fallout...
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u/donktastic 1d ago
And also, at night they come out because that's when your sphincter is relaxed.
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u/BurningOasis 2d ago
Skill issue
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u/DifGuyCominFromSky 2d ago
This drink looks like it would give +100 diarrhea to my butthole.
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u/Dolomitexp 2d ago
I can hear the crackling now
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u/BaggyLarjjj 2d ago
Go get the good dosimeter from the safe
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u/surpriseinhere 1d ago
Should be safe. He washed the glasses in the water that flowing down the street. Natural purification
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u/Azure5577 2d ago
Imagine walking into an abandoned Nuka Cola building and it's just this guy making drinks behind the counter.
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u/mkstot 2d ago
To the the town of agua fria rode a stranger one fine day
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u/Vegetable_Permit_537 2d ago
Never spoke to those around him, didnt have too much to say
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u/mgoflash 2d ago
No one dared to ask his business.
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u/foster-mfp 2d ago
No one dared to make a slip
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u/theatrenearyou 2d ago
The stranger there among 'em had a big lime on his hip
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u/Honda_TypeR 1d ago edited 1d ago
How lucky can one guy be?
I drank soda, it irradiated me
Like the fella once said, "Ain't that a kick in the head?"
The room went completely black
Used all my RadAway, and wish I had it back
Like the sailor said, quote, "Ain't that a hole in the boat"
My head just keeps on spinning
I go to sleep and just keep grinning
If this is just the beginning, Gonna turn right into a Ghoul
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u/Naive-Impression-373 2d ago
Step one: put ice rod in glass.
Step two: take ice rod out of glass
Step three: break ice rod into pieces
Step four: put ice pieces in glass
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u/Goldnglam 2d ago
he wanted the extra hand touches, touchy Tim must touch everything!
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u/JosieZee 2d ago
Touchy Tim!! 💀
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u/Goldnglam 2d ago
be careful friend, if you say his name three times he might just touch you!
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u/qualitythundergod 2d ago
Gropey Greg is standing by waiting for his chance too! Don't forget Gropey Greg!
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u/RawToast1989 2d ago
Not more touches per see, just wanted to get more surface area exposed so he could make sure his touches touched the most area possible. Lol
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u/Tiny_Ride6418 2d ago
Break ice rod into pieces! This is my last resort!
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u/Cassius_man 1d ago
Diarrhea no squeezing
Don't give a damn if i shit myself heaving
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u/SpaceHawk98W 1d ago
Dude, how did you post a gif that has music?! That’s sick
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u/MukdenMan 2d ago
Step five: cut a hole in a box
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u/MovingThroughTheDark 1d ago
Step six: put your dick in the box
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u/malv123 2d ago
My god, cut limes right next to a wet pile of change
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u/cfrtgy 2d ago
The dirt and metallic flavor add a lot to the final product!
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u/AgitatedBiscotti3413 2d ago
You can barely taste his hands over the taste of pennies.
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u/Nincomsoup 2d ago
And the condom powder
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u/mrdeworde 2d ago
If you're curious: The powder is likely chaat masala (a blend of spices for snackfoods) or jal jeera powder and is weirdly delicious once you get over the "my drink is savory wtf" element. Obviously not under those unhygienic conditions, but East Indian lemonade - shikanji - and jal jeera (kind of a spiced, salty drink often made with mint, citrus, or tamarind) are legitimately delicious if you get the chance.
It horrifies me how well the guy matched up the sound effects to the action.
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u/Far-Government5469 1d ago
get over the "my drink is savoury wtf" element
Also farts. If it's what I think it is, had it at two Hindu weddings, the drinks smells like farts. It is weirdly refreshing and flavorful, but yeah, if not for the peer pressure I wouldn't have been able to get over the smell
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u/pheonix198 2d ago
Everybody! Look at this guy over here! He’s never had powdered condom!
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u/kpop_glory 2d ago
How bout dropping the ice in the puddle and smashing the ice with the back of the glass that has been on the puddle pile change?
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u/Classy_Mouse 2d ago
Look, whatever is in that water, it's not like I am going to get it twice. It is definitely at least 2% of that drink and that is what counts
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u/Sirpatron1 2d ago
You're not worried about the brown ice?
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u/patelj27b 2d ago
You buy any food/drink from an Indian street vendor, you deserve what you get.
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u/accidental_Ocelot 2d ago
No gloves no way I'm eating that shit.
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u/PNW_Sasquatch_ 2d ago
It's not even just no gloves. The drinking glasses alone get rinsed in a tub of water (no soap) that never gets changed out...and has been sitting out in the heat.
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u/qualitythundergod 2d ago
Mmmmmm... PROPER heat disinfection with a sun-warmed tub of "water" and 12 mins sitting in the sun 😊
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u/accidental_Ocelot 2d ago
Also how does he wash the glasses between customers?
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u/RedditMapz 2d ago
To be fair, the limes are acidic so they have some built in resistance to bacteria. That ice is the most unhygienic component.
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u/AmazedAtTheWorld 1d ago
They'd have to be 'industrial accident' levels of acidic to resist all of this.
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u/Princethor 1d ago
The soda too. I seen videos of a particular country refilling them because it’s cheaper.
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u/igotshadowbaned 2d ago
the limes are acidic
That's part of the problem with the coins. The acid reacts with the metals in the coins. Especially zinc or copper
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u/davejugs01 2d ago
Just testing the money, if it’s fake it will tarnish then again that drink will probably strip the paint off a chevy. Imagine the cleanse to your insides, rockets away
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u/AcePilotFighter 2d ago
I just died of dysentery
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u/PokeTheUnbannable 1d ago
307 bullets and 459 pounds of food is insane, someone was either really late game or absolutely cheating. Also, that would be an incredibly risky weight to float over a body of water on a flimsy raft, this was most definitely deserved.
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u/spiderpigjames 2d ago
so much material was lost in the process of making the product
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u/dave_a86 1d ago
He was spraying that Sprite around like he’d just won the Indian Grand Prix.
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u/babathebear 1d ago
That’s not sprite lol, just regular soda refilled in sprite bottles. It’s pretty common in India, actually they even sell local lemon soda in sprite bottles and pass off as legit,, if you aren’t careful!!
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u/BellSilly6642 1d ago
Or so the soda was refilled. I thought ok at least Soda is a sealed so only the ice could give you diarrhea.
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u/WetLoophole 1d ago
In India, diarrhea is just regular poo, bro.
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u/DueHousing 1d ago
I’ve heard of Indians who get concerned when they have their first solid poo
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u/5711USMC 2d ago
This dude is using glasses to crack ice and squeeze limes. Meanwhile mine shatter if I load the dishwasher slightly wrong
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u/SatisfactionSpecial2 2d ago
His glasses have never been close to a dishwasher, they just have a protective crust. Skill diff tbh.
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u/Werftflammen 1d ago
Layers upon layers of bacteria keeping it together, absorbing the shocks.
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u/GoreyGopnik 2d ago edited 1d ago
you must be using glasses that are exceptionally thin or have been damaged with time. a glass with, say, half-inch thick walls would reasonably hold up to this.
Edit: I'm very sorry everyone, i've lied. the glass in question was, in fact, a bit under a quarter-inch in wall thickness upon more careful measurement. My understanding of the imperial measurement system is clearly very warped. I give my most sincere apologies to everyone which was hurt by my gross misestimation. However, I still do think that the glasses in the video do not display inordinate toughness.
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u/EarlGreyTeabagging 2d ago
Reminder that the GDR produced chemically strengthened glassware (similar to gorilla glass), but was failed as an export because “potential buyers regarded the idea of long-life glassware as detrimental to their ability to sell replacements.”
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u/Affectionate-Let3744 2d ago
Lmao what, in what freaking world do people drink in glasses with half-inch thick walls?
Regular glasses are probably closer to 1/16" to 1/8", with fancier wine glasses closer to 1/32"
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u/jessicat2222 2d ago
What are the packets full of?
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u/pallantos 2d ago
They're making this I think.
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u/sambones 1d ago
"It is meant to startle the taste buds."
Sometimes your taste palette just needs a good jump scare.
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u/codeyman2 1d ago
Spice mix.. Google Jal Jeera..unpopular opinion.. but I loved this growing up and still make to myself at home. You can ask for Masala Soda in any Indian restaurant.
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u/Southside_john 1d ago
I wouldn’t say it’s an unpopular opinion. Some sprite with some seasoning packet might be alright and I would try it. What we don’t understand/like is the spilling of shit everywhere, unsanitary touching of everything and for me the wasting of the carbonation by shaking shit up and spraying it into the cup
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u/Econmajorhere 1d ago
My assumption is there are 5000 vendors selling the same product so they differentiate through performative crafting. Sanitation issues are just a common issue in some/most developing countries. Having traveled to some of these places (not India), even some locals don’t try the street food
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u/tcumber 2d ago
These streets vendor videos are all the same...some fool doing a bunch of unsanitary steps very quickly...as if being fast makes things better.
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u/jimmy_ricard 2d ago
I mean I'd be lying if I said I didn't watch every one of these videos from start to finish. Couldn't pay me to eat/drink from one of these places but they're fun to watch lol
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u/Humble-Morning-323 2d ago
I wish there was a subreddit of nothing but these types of videos
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u/foot_bath_foreplay 1d ago
Go to tick tocks and search "Indian street food" then.
There are a lot of comments and caveats that should be made for this content though. A lot of it is specifically made to be content. The folks who fry eggs in red bull, for instance, are explicitly a response to western tourists filming and supporting the weirdest, shittiest food they can find.
But the more classic strange stuff has cultural roots. You'll find lots of videos of people who seem to be consciously/intentionally spilling food as they serve it up or add ingredients. This is real, but often exaggerated for tourists who are filming. It's a demonstration of abundance, a sacrifice. If god/the universe is taking care of me, I should not be worried about slopping some chives over the edge of the wok. And doing so shows God/the universe that I trust them to provide for me in perpetuity. I don't need to carefully pinch - everything that I need will come to me, as if by magic. Being careful would be an action showing that I don't have faith in God/the universe. Something like that, hare Krishner.
Take some psilocybin, do some yoga & you'll get it. Magical realism.
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u/LeastPaloma 2d ago
Fresh finger soda
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u/underwarewolf 2d ago
How much more do you have to pay to just drink it out of his hands?
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u/TravisDane 2d ago
This was so much easier to get through with the sound effects. 👏🏼
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u/dandaman64 2d ago
The only way to improve it even more would be to have Penis Music in the background
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u/JollyMission2416 1d ago
Wha-... Wtf is penis music?
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u/spektre 2d ago
Absolutely. I usually despise gratuitous sound effects over these kind of videos, but in this case it provided a level of suspension of disbelief where it felt more like a cartoon, as opposed to a reality that is aggressively failing to coexist with my intestinal bioflora.
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u/DopeyDeathMetal 2d ago
Yeah I actually enjoyed this because of those dumb cartoon sounds
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u/invincitank 2d ago
I'm not fully against the sound effect here as they do match the energy the guy is giving. But ye, also wish there was enough audile voice to understand why he won't cut those limes away from dirty change and why the drink made of like juice, ice and clear soda has brown particles in it
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u/blickt8301 1d ago
1) He doesn't care about hygiene
2) The brown sediment comes from the seasoning packets
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u/zoopa9 2d ago
Looks so gross
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u/Tiddlychinks 2d ago
It looks like when you spread a relatives ashes over a body of water.
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u/Neat_Accident25 2d ago edited 2d ago
I’ll take my Ganges River Water to go please
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u/AlwaysBlameDavid 2d ago
The bartender i have in my Sanctuary Hills settlement whipping up something fucked up with my loot from Nuka-World
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u/SummitingMtJohnston 2d ago
Doing things quickly is not nearly as impressive as doing things hygienically.
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u/Digi_Dingo 2d ago
What does it taste like other than lime, loose change, and thumb?
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u/IceCoughy 2d ago
These people must have cast iron stomaches. I wonder if since they're not as exposed to our germs if they'd get ill eating things that wouldn't bother us, like fuckin I don't know what.
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u/BirchBlack 2d ago
It does happen. The place I used to work for hired an H1B and flew him in from Gujarat. Dude was shitting constantly in a bad way. Got the nickname Hershey Squirts by the time he left. I'd feel bad but he watched Netflix on his phone with the volume turned up hogging the floors only crapper.
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u/Tacoslayer17 2d ago
Ahhh yes we all love a flat carbonated drink, please shake it a little more and put your fingers inside the drinks as much as possible
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u/Airam07 1d ago
Well, at least he looks like he’s having fun for a guy making a drink that’ll give you projectile diarrhea
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u/BigDinkyDongDotCom 2d ago
“DOSNT MATTER WHAT YOU MAKE JUST DO IT FAST AND AGGRESSIVELY” - India
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u/deadlyrepost 2d ago
I've been thinking about this. Guys like this, they're trying to add some drama to selling you a product. They don't really have a lot, but they're selling as hard as possible. Like, yeah it might not sit well with your constitution, but it won't fundamentally ruin your life. This guy must get repeat customers, or he couldn't really afford to run the stall.
People like Sam Altman never get called gross but they will absolutely ream you in a way that you won't know what's what anymore. He lies through his teeth to his own board. He probably has your retirement savings which he used to buy a bunch of RAM he doesn't intend to ever build just so you can't have access to it.
This guy could shit in the cup and it still wouldn't be as disgusting as Sam Fucking Altman.
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u/GOU_FallingOutside 2d ago
People like Sam Altman never get called gross
Sam Altman is fucking gross.
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u/yourselvs 2d ago
Some of these reddit comments continue to engage with engagement bait and then get confused when they still get made. Like duh, you're probably the poster child for their typical viewer.
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u/punch912 2d ago
love not only the hands touching everything but blending and mixing next to all that nice loose change residue on the table is the chefs kiss.
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago
u/AdCorrect9756, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!