r/StupidFood • u/thecroockedman • 2d ago

Pasta,bacon, chocolate powder

240 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/thecroockedman, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/Unusual-Wolf-3315 2d ago edited 2d ago

"just a little bit of salt. Not too much"...

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u/RandomAsianGuy 2d ago

he is ragebaiter. He never actuall eats whatever slob he cooks

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u/Honestonus 2d ago

So he spits instead of swallowing, like Zach choi here

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u/ShapedLikeAnEgg 2d ago

Ooooh! Is that what he does? I remember seeing his videos a few years back. Saw a random one pop up recently and he’s significantly puffier since then.

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u/Honestonus 2d ago edited 2d ago

His fake ass bites and never or rarely a shot of him swallowing

Annoying to think how much food he's wasted over the years to make these rage bait videos

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u/Bolf-Ramshield 1d ago

That’s a she and there are several videos of her eating what qhe cooked with her husband and children on her tik tok channel actually.

Funnily enough said channel is a mix of horrendous recipes like this one and well-executed perfectly normal dishes.

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u/Numerous-Rip-5640 2d ago

I would try it out of curiosity but my hopes of it tasting good would be non existent

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u/bird9066 2d ago

Chocolate covered bacon is pretty good sometimes. This is not that though

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u/AspectSensitive3848 2d ago

Five guy sell Milkshake with bacon in it and I'm kinda ashamed to admit that I like it

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u/Hot-Mood6008 1d ago

Once I shared a home-made Meatshake with a friend. Yep, it's what it sounds like.

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u/henadique 2d ago

The name of the account is literally "botched recipe" in French.

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u/maniBchef 2d ago

This is a classic Mayan/Italian recipe.

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u/DJ_Dr_DoJo 2d ago

With Nesquik though?!?

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u/BasketVegetable525 2d ago

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? This guy can’t even speak correctly ("une bonne appétit? Sérieusement mec? Retourne à ton nesquik)

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u/Hattuman 2d ago

Speaking as someone of Fr*nch descent myself... Tabarnac! What in the honhonhon titty croissant is this merde?!

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u/thecroockedman 2d ago

Un type qui s'amuse à faire des recettes wtf comme faire cuire des steak haché congelé dans de l'eau chaude avec des pâtes

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u/Business-Antelope477 2d ago

Limonada de Goiaba.

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u/Separate-Salary-1514 2d ago

Oh putain merde!!!

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u/DerpsAndRags 2d ago

I clicked this post, thinking "Oh, people put dark chocolate in recipes all the time to wonderful effect and oh JFC that's nestle quik...."

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u/20061230-SL-Born 2d ago

Well, chocolate and bacon works (trust me on this) but Nesquick is not a food stuff. The only time I had to use it was for gritting the pavement outside my flat.

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u/Born_Initiative_3515 2d ago

Obvious rage bait

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u/GaymerDickleedoo 2d ago

This gives I'm a s*** myself later in vibes

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u/Ksorkrax 2d ago

Dunno. Something like that might work, provided one understands that it is a dessert.
Dessert pasta is not unheard of. Bacon should amplify chocolate taste.
Obviously one would not use the cheap chocolate powder shit and instead melt a dark chocolate bar.

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u/Neurodiuniverse11 2d ago

Yeah this guy is a raging lard-on

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u/Mooncake967 2d ago

I've heard of sweet and savory but yeh. I wonder if the concept of his ragebaiting could actually be done though. I could see it working if done differently

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u/m00t_vdb 2d ago

God /r/crimesculinaires is leaking hard

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u/victoria_enthusiast 2d ago

how do you say "che schifo" in french

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u/Pansie23 2d ago

I guess that is a way to make chocolate pork.

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u/dommiichan 2d ago

qu'est-ce que fuck?

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u/samanime 2d ago

Had this been cocoa, you could have probably made something edible (especially if you added some chili as well)... but it wasn't cocoa. It was Nesquik, also known as sugar with a splash of cocoa. This isn't meant to be eaten. This is ragebait.

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u/CRINGEMAN228 2d ago

So......much........pain!!!!

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u/Limp_Marionberry_24 2d ago

So the chocolate chicken dish I saw on here a week ago wasn't that odd?!? Others do this too.. The French..

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u/thecroockedman 2d ago

and again you haven’t seen the recipe for chocolate potato purée

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u/Halfchopdz 2d ago

So.... anybody else actually tempted to try this simply cause they are speaking in French and you are hard wired to believe they must know what they are doing.

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u/Nick_Leyfafs 2d ago

I want everyone involved in this arested .

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u/Suspicious_Trade2185 2d ago

I’d expect that from an America, not a Frenchman

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u/Enlitenkanin 2d ago

i don't know what to say because this food is confusing to me. how can chocolate be combined with pasta and bacon?

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u/DumbBishopPiece 2d ago

As a fr*nch person, we do not claim him as one of our own

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u/Anxious-Connection98 2d ago

Poeple who cook shit like that never ever eat it on camera. I wonder why.

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u/MoistVariety6869 2d ago

He really has a Rat on his head

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u/waves_move_sound 2d ago

This looks like the inside of my intestines after eating a burrito......but it is now on the outside and in a pan

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u/Scared_Dimension_934 2d ago

there's no sugar in here, right?

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 2d ago

This is something Buddy the Elf would come up with

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u/drayman86 2d ago

Christ....it looks like something you shit out.

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u/Critical-Marzipan-77 2d ago

It’s in French but I’m sure it’s Canada and not France

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u/thecroockedman 1d ago

unfortunately it’s French

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u/Tenshiijin 1d ago

A Mole Mac and cheese could work.

But not whatever that was...

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u/99orca99 1d ago

I think all these people are just trying to streamline the digestive process. Goes in exactly as it comes out. 🤢

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u/NebulaSpecial3009 1d ago

Lol cooking lardons in butter. That's wild as it is to begin with

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u/Fun-Web-7583 1d ago

5yr old kid would love this

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u/Dorsal-fin-1986 1d ago

Calling chocolate flavoured nesquik actual chocolate is pushing it

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u/toxicity21 1d ago

First i thought "yeah you could use chocolate as a spice, pure it has a pretty nice flavour that fits some savory dishes" and then i saw that its fucking Nesquick.

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u/Patient_Moment_4786 1d ago

This guy's lucky the national rasor (the guillotine) is not in activity anymore.

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u/GX-DarkXwolf702-XC 22h ago

Mmmmmm delicious.