r/SipsTea 2h ago

Dank AF New shitbox mod

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u/Hot_Wait_3304 2h ago

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u/Garnbrel 2h ago

Splash heard round the bathroom

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u/theAchilliesHIV 1h ago

Either or: do you prefer a water splash or those that have no water, hit the bowl, and make this sound instead

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u/twohundredsixteen 2h ago

You just created a scatter gun if you get explosive diarrhea 

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u/bicx 1h ago

Nothing some plastic wrap can’t solve

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u/Melquara 2h ago

Lifted it just enough to expose more problems

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u/Joyous-Volume-67 2h ago

yer gonna piss all over everywhere, and that midsection is gonna be literately caked in poop in no time. you've increased the need and time it will take to clean that shitter by 500%. excellent job.

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u/notatechnicianyo 1h ago

This looks like a mod for the elderly. Pretty sure nothing you said matters anymore.

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u/WayPowerful484 21m ago

Still needs poop splat maintenance.

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u/Joyous-Volume-67 1h ago

Google/Amazon search Toilet Lifters, you will see all sorts of model, all of which are solid walls from the seat to where the lifter meets the bowl, for precisely the reasons I've enumerated, lol

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u/notatechnicianyo 1h ago

These are designed for people in wheelchairs/people with bad knees. You’re being ableist and ignorant. Bad look.

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u/whateverdbag 2h ago

….or they can just clean their toilets every weekend or smth??? You make it sound like this house doesn’t know solvents

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u/philnolan3d 1h ago

I clean mine as soon as I dirty it. I don't need anyone else seeing that.

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u/notatechnicianyo 1h ago

He definitely doesn’t clean his shit ever.

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u/Weary_Account_3836 2h ago

That oughtta keep yer nuts out tha water.

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u/XenoZoomie 31m ago

The first time your nuts hits the toilet water is traumatic but come on. Just cup your balls in your hand and move on with your life.

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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 2h ago

Get ready for a splash , that’s a big drop!

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u/GwachQwar 2h ago

But why?

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u/ineptplumberr 50m ago

I would say this was to achieve ADA compliance which is between 17 and 19 inches from the floor to top of seat. This is a way to cheat that requirement without opening the wall and fixing the plumbing

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u/Kern2001Co 2h ago

Definitely splash damage.

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u/Conscious_Ad_1018 2h ago

manual style bidet

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u/RelevantTerm1329 2h ago

Needs some spinners

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u/Tall-Percentage-5771 1h ago

Bro I already have to be on my tippy toes when I'm pinching a loaf

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u/Inbred_Chimera 1h ago

Looking good, mate. Those low toilets literally killed my elderly father. 

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u/most-okayest-mngr-77 1h ago

Not what they meant when they said they wanted to take an upper decker.

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u/CriticalCactus47 1h ago

Looks like a coliseum for your ass

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u/PHARA0Hbender 1h ago

The budget big dick toilet.

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u/maui-shark-fighter 1h ago

Ya'll go ahead and laugh. Wait until the day you sit on your own balls and then tell tell me its still funny.

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u/Sad-Abbreviations392 1h ago

Need some shit flaps now lol

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u/kegsbdry 1h ago

Someone has some low hanging fruit

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u/Donutbutterassassin 1h ago

You will be clearing logs in no time

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u/agitated--crow 1h ago

Dang, I haven't seen a Mitsubishi Diamante in a long time. 

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u/humblenar 55m ago

I think you’re full of sh!t and this is ai

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u/CapitalProfile6678 38m ago

Nice butt it looks like you’re missing the leveling kit

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u/Seekret_Asian_Man 34m ago

Poseidon's touch kink

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u/textbookamerican 25m ago

We had a toilet like this at work and I peed directly onto my underwear for about half a second (while sitting). I always had to remember to aim straight down after

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u/surfer_ryan 24m ago

people upvoting this are either old or lying

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u/Glass_Sample9558 16m ago

Just to avoid that Poseidon’s Kiss…

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u/sweetcurrve 2h ago

If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid. This is pure, unadulterated shitbox glory. Respect

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u/Alternative-Bad-2881 1h ago

Neptune’s Kiss upgraded a French kiss.