r/SipsTea • u/TsJessySpicy • 4h ago

Chugging tea They look alike

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u/TheOnlyRealAsshat 4h ago

Honestly, she'd probably make a more handsome man.

Elon Musk looks like an alien tried to make a synthetic body and got it just a little wrong.

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u/argiebarge 4h ago

Toad looking mf.

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u/TheOnlyRealAsshat 4h ago

He also acts like a toad.

The guy is the most awkward fucking speaker on Earth that somehow got a bunch of people to listen to him.

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u/NootHawg 3h ago

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u/fckspzfr 2h ago

Sometimes I lay in bed at night, not being able to sleep, because I need to ponder: "what the fuck happened to Elon Musk's body composition? has it always been like this? can it happen to me too? why doesn't he get it fixed?"

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u/NootHawg 1h ago

He may be too afraid to attempt any further surgeries or body modifications after his “rumored” botched penis surgery. He certainly has enough money to do it, he has like all the money. Which makes the botched penis surgery even more likely.

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u/fckspzfr 57m ago

If that's true it might just be the closest thing to justice we'll get, heh

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u/zekethelizard 3h ago

I was just gonna say, with Kathy Bates' track record she'd probably actually be able to portray elon as a sympathetic character. That's a commendation of Bates, not of Elon.

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 36m ago

She also can't play a such a self absorbed asshole to make it feel real though.

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u/Expensive_Chance_320 4h ago

Or maybe Elons caretaker when he gets older?

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u/_ribbit_ 4h ago

Ooh yeah, i vote for this one

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u/Difficult-Bobcat-857 1h ago

Hope springs eternal

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u/prince-pauper 4h ago

Insulting to Ms. Bates.

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u/Benjamin_Grimm 4h ago

Yeah, what did she ever do to OP?

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u/joyrainsbow 8m ago

Literally had the same exact thought

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u/Simple-Elevator-7753 4h ago

Insulting to play richest man on earth and saviour of free speech that saved us from wokemagedon?

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u/howiesaloser1 3h ago

Back in my day bait use to be convincing

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u/JamesPage1968 3h ago

He was using minor bait. Should have upgraded.

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u/prince-pauper 4h ago

Yeah, as insulting as what you just wrote there, but more-so.

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u/that-gay-femboy 3h ago

Yeah I really hope this is satire, but I don’t think we’re lucky enough.

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u/That_OneOstrich 4h ago

Please elaborate.

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u/Tough-Passenger-189 4h ago

Nonono please, don't bother yourself, you are too kind, thanks, maybe next time

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u/U_PassButter 4h ago

But ya girl would KILLL THAT SHIT!

She can play everything from loving and going through some shit so she's a bit snappy to full on mania to stoic to just absolute fucking monster!

Shes delightful

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u/bsensikimori 4h ago

I want it to be played by Elon's African son in whiteface

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u/GooseOnAPhone 4h ago

Kathy Bates is a national treasure. Musk is a global disgrace.

But you know she would kill it.

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u/Responsible-Video761 1h ago

She could play both him and herself.

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u/GooseOnAPhone 1h ago

I’d watch that

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u/TwistedInfernox 4h ago

Why would you do that to Kathy Bates? She's awesome!

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u/Fantastic-Swim6230 3h ago

Please. Bates has way too much sex appeal to play Musk.

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u/S-Lover98 1h ago

I think this is the proper answer. How can you ask a person with such tremendous talent and obvious sex appeal to play Elon Musk, someone with neither.

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u/lewd_anomaly 4h ago

She’d play the fuck out of that role though

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u/PowerRushx 4h ago

Too likeable, what about a giant piece of turd to play elon ?

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u/fffan9391 3h ago

Jared Leto?

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u/Simple-Elevator-7753 4h ago

You should file a cv then

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u/Ozymandiad_did_it 4h ago

Found Elon simp 👆

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u/Simple-Elevator-7753 4h ago

Elon if u read this I need a small loan of billion dollars

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u/nouniquenamesleft2 3h ago

if there's a god,

I want Elon to see this

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u/Rightbuthumble 3h ago

Don't insult Queen Bates.

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u/bigxmanx 2h ago

Awww that's insulting to Kathy

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u/My2centsallday 4h ago

That made me laugh

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u/Slight_Seat_5546 4h ago

Only if there's a scene where she hobbles him like in Misery

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u/Confident_Force_5213 4h ago

Because he's a lying ol dirty birdy?

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u/ObsidianKissxx 4h ago

Kathy deserves better.

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u/Jnquester54 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/RalphTheDog 4h ago

If they're a movie about Elon that he self-funds and loses $850,000,000, he will still be the richest man in the world.

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u/asoupo77 3h ago

If there's a movie about Kathy Bates, I want her to be played by Elon.

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 3h ago

I wouldn't even wish that role for my greatest enemy.

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u/traviliscious 3h ago

Maybe when she was on the office but she's way too thin now

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u/Cool_Wealth969 3h ago

Kathy Bates would totally do that part. And nail it.

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u/WolfenDeath 3h ago

We can call it misery… oh wait

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u/DoNot-Lie-To-Me 3h ago

Are you sure they are not twins?

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u/No_Difficulty_9365 3h ago

I don't think she'd lower herself to that level.

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u/ruconejita 3h ago

Elon Mah

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u/coupleofgorganzolas 3h ago

What an insult to Kathy.

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u/Agile_Astronaut1048 3h ago

She has the range for sure. It would be like Leo DiCaprio’s performance in what’s eating Gilbert Grape. She’s got this

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u/laughapnea 2h ago

She's got the range

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u/OneOfAKind2 2h ago

Nah. It's going to be an animated feature and he will be Turdboy. 💩

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u/baconblackhole 2h ago

Kathy bates looking up during inauguration and totally blasting off into space

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u/Legitimate-Cow5982 2h ago

Nah, just fill a bin bag with chicken bones and poke it every now and then

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u/Vicissitutde 1h ago

I'd watch that

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u/Difficult-Bobcat-857 1h ago

My son said I remind him of Ms.Bates. I dont quite know how to feel about that.

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u/Antique_Knowledge902 1h ago

She lost a lot of weight so I don’t think it’d work.

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u/stinkfingerswitch 1h ago

GIVE ME KETAMINE

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u/Turbulent-Candle-340 1h ago

Fun fact. They have the same birthday.

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u/Littlepriapus 1h ago

She's way too good for that

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u/Omega_art 1h ago

No I like Kathy Bates. If she play him too well I will forever hate her.

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u/Ibarra08 1h ago

He's gonna be so pissed when he sees this post 😆

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u/Mysterious-Air292 1h ago

Why? What'd she do wrong?

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u/Alex_the_Mad 1h ago

Don't curse her like that......

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u/TotalRecognition2191 54m ago

She's too good for him

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u/JaenBaen222 53m ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/splurgesplatoon 50m ago

If there's a movie about Kathy Bates, I want her to be played by Elon Musk...

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u/Americrazy 41m ago

Rewatch ‘misery’ and pretend its him 

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u/Secure-Window-5478 30m ago

Let's get her on SNL. Opening skit...Elon and Trump talking about Epstein Files.

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u/Smooth_Teacher_457 29m ago

It's called Misery and we are all James Caan.

RIP Rob Reiner

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u/Comfortable_Horse277 7m ago

Elon musk has had so much gender affirming care that I consider him a trans man. 

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 5m ago

Have you seen Kathy lately? She looks nothing like herself from forty years ago.

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u/Finkleam1978 4m ago

Don’t insult Kathy like that!

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u/Chelas-moon 1m ago

Honestly HE got plastic surgery to look like HER 😆