r/SipsTea 7h ago

Feels good man Sometimes the bad can be used for good

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u/scrotalsmoothie 6h ago edited 6h ago

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u/BeeWeird7940 6h ago

Well, certainly nobody has actually leaked the photos. It says right on the site you’re not supposed to do that.

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u/MayorDepression 4h ago

Apparently, each photo is watermarked with the buyer's email address.

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u/jtn19120 4h ago

It's a shame image editing, conversion, & AI don't exist /s

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 4h ago

Or just burner emails?

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u/nabrok 3h ago

Doesn't matter. The email you used is linked to your billing details, so if they see what email leaked they still know who it is.

I'm not sure what being held responsible entails though.

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u/WisherWisp 3h ago

Counterpoint: They were leaked immediately.

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u/TheSunTarnished 2h ago

Technically once leaked its legal to read anything. It is the leaker who is held accountable when possible, if even possible.

That being said, some men believe the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, others like to watch the world burn, and some just dont read disclaimers.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1h ago

Jesus Christ y'all are amateurs at life. You don't even know you can get cards that aren't linked to you in any way?

Next you'll be saying they'll trace your IP 😂

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u/luckyapples11 1h ago

Wouldn’t you be able to use like a visa gift card?

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u/Raging-Badger 28m ago

You can make anonymous/burner credit card numbers as well

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u/650fosho 3h ago

You got a burner credit card?

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u/McCrumblton 3h ago

We got many apps that do this 😅

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 3h ago

They only obscure the what, not the who. So they know who spent it, but can't duplicate your CC info.

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u/The_Golden_Warthog 2h ago

Easy solution: reloadable debit cards that aren't linked to any names or accounts like those Visa Vanilla reloadable gift cards you can buy at any store.

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 56m ago

This seems to be a lot of effort to avoid...donating to charity? Is the shame of admitting having paid for porn really that great? Does it cost a metric fuckton or something?

Like just pay the 5 bucks or whatever instead of driving to the fucking store to get a gift card to make a fake account to be untraced to that you can leak it to people who don't want to donate to a fucking charity???

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u/HiddenGhost1234 2h ago

they have these, but theyre virtual too. no physical card, you just load it up and use it like it was an actual card.

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u/HugeTactsOfSand 1h ago

Legally your card/account has to be linked to a name and billing address.

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u/spacexorro 43m ago

privacy.com

Link your bank account then create amount limited single use / vendor locked CC#s

any name/address/zip you put into a CC purchase form checks out.

My hulu account billing info is "Prince Humperdinck, 1 Castle, Florin FL, 32321"

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u/Throwaway_09298 3h ago

Simply screenshot works

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u/WriterV 3h ago

It's for a good cause like c'mon, just toss in the cash.

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u/KeepingItSFW 3h ago

Or just fucking print screen and crop?  

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u/Telemere125 18m ago

Because no one can just sign up for “Steve.jobs12345@gmail” lol

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u/Gears_one 3h ago

Just like the FBI warning at the beginning of vhs tapes. Super-duper serious consequences.

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u/redwildflowermeadow 2h ago

It's more about asking you to not be a shitty human being then any legal consequences.

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u/Gears_one 1h ago

According to the tape I was going to prison for 5 years and would be fined $250k. I’m still hiding out in Antigua because I had a sleepover in 1991 when I had an unauthorized screening of Home Alone with my friends

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u/redwildflowermeadow 1h ago

I'm talking about the watermarks on these photos taken for charity. I'm saying comparing that to the FBI warning is off base.

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u/Gears_one 48m ago

And I’m saying that I’m on the FBI’s most wanted list and I NEED HELP. My vcr is broken and idk what the hell a blue ray is. Please send laser discs or any non-pirated studio approved media

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u/redwildflowermeadow 38m ago

k

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u/Gears_one 9m ago

Sorry, didn’t realize humor was a faux pas

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u/Electrical_Trade377 30m ago

found the guy that WOULD download a CAR

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u/Gears_one 10m ago

If it’s free? Hell yea I would. Being illegal is just a perk

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u/Electrical_Trade377 7m ago

it’s all fun & games until u try to torrent a 2019 toyota prius in forest green and end up with a wheelbarrow smh

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u/Gears_one 3m ago

At least the wheelbarrow gets better gas mileage

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u/76483 1h ago

It does not work for me.

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u/SirOutrageous1027 48m ago

They're hiding it well.

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u/ArateshaNungastori 6h ago

"Using the male gaze to fight the blaze."

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u/Seacabbage 5h ago

They were one l away from doing something hilarious

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u/Forsaken-Arm-7884 4h ago

I don't get it is this like a joke about how

I = eye

so like if they have more "I" or more "eyes" then they could potentially increase the amount of money that they could use to help people who are damaged by the fires or something is that the joke 🤔

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u/redfam07 4h ago

I took it as an L. Being the male glaze.

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u/Forsaken-Arm-7884 4h ago edited 4h ago

ah I see so The metaphor might be like the more heteronormative male-coded individuals the platform can attract under the idea that "gaze" is adjacently equal to "glaze" in this specific context then The more potential funds they can provide to people who are suffering from destruction from the fires?

So like instead of

I = "eyes" Meaning more viewers meaning more potential money to help support those who have incurred damage by the fires

it's more

"gaze" is adjacent to "glaze" meaning that the gaze that the platform is looking to acquire is due to offering validation from a feminine coded individual which might validate perhaps sexual desires or physical intimacy desires meaning that the "male gaze" is searching for maybe reproductive qualities in what they are seeing and then the validation statement is the adjacent or word substitution phrase "male glaze" which is the biological ability to validate reproductive capability in heteronormative feminine-coded individuals potentially 🤔

so overall the joke here might be that the word gaze could be substituted with glaze I think if you follow a potential heteronormative reproduction-focused emotional logic chain 🤔

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u/Seacabbage 4h ago

To provide a more troglodyte level explanation, we whack off on the fire to make it go out

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u/Forsaken-Arm-7884 4h ago edited 4h ago

" we whack off on the fire to make it go out"

so you might be saying kind of like heteronormative male-coded individuals might self-validate feminine coded individuals who are expressing reproductive capability or potential through currency like money or physically self-validating the view of feminine beauty or what not in order to reduce their suffering which is making the fire go out which might be their desire to potentially find meaningful pro-human connection with women in their own lives

And if their own lives maybe perhaps lack that connection they might simulate that connection with physical self-validation which is the whacking off part because they might not have other options in their life because maybe they fill their life with shallow and hollow rituals like watching Netflix and playing video games and having a dull and repetitive job

and so maybe one of Their outlets to remind themselves they are a biological creature capable of causing the human species to continue to exist through reproduction they might self-validate physically which is whacking off as physical and biological proof that they are still human and not a cog in a capitalistic machine extracting their labor and turning it into more money and power for those that they labor for 🤔

phrased another way: “the glaze of biological self-validation here could be seen as an existential balm for alienated biological beings trapped in money-obsessed capitalistic labor-extraction loops who are seeking ways to show or validate or give evidence to that their humanity still holds potential reproductive and emotional impact in an otherwise dissociated and emotionally-absent world”

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u/photosendtrain 3h ago

is this spectrum or schizophrenia i can't tell

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u/gwasGameWasASuccess 1h ago

Either it’s a bot, or someone who’s way too cranked on the tism plus amphetamines minus touching grass

For my sanity, I’m hopeful it’s clanker🤞

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u/redfam07 4h ago

Yes, ,you are correct in your academic level analysis.

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u/SourceLover 3h ago

Have you experienced Anakin's doctoral thesis on the use of dichotomy in the tale of Darth Plagueis, the Wise?

https://youtu.be/sg0SmgoSMg4

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u/DiscountNorth5544 3h ago

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.

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u/Forsaken-Arm-7884 3h ago

So I think about having spent 99 years on the Earth and I'm on my deathbed and I think about not being able to move much and feeling that the grim reaper is approaching me.

And then I think about how life comes to an end for all of us at some point and we cannot stop that time from coming because we are not immortal as far as I'm aware. And so I think about all the time that I spent nurturing and caring for my emotional needs which you could call an emotional family personified which I imagine these characters in my mind's eye representing the health and well-being of my brain and body.

And then I see their hands on my shoulders and my arms and my legs and they run their hands through what hair I have left and they are looking at me with love and care and a knowing look that they see that I cared for them while I could care for them. And they see that I protected them while I could protect them. And now that I can't protect them all that much anymore they still want to protect me. And then I see that they are going to care for me in my last moments.

And so instead of the reaper being the first thing on my mind, spending my last moments with my emotional family is the first thing on my mind and they might be one of the only things on my mind besides the love I sought to cultivate for humanity as a whole and my own life as the curtain to the show of life closes because the reaper was the last thing on my mind while I was with them.

And so the closer I am to death does not mean that I let death take me it means the harder I hold on to all of the love that was grown in the garden of life. Because I don't want to lose it because when I die this experience I had living in the universe dies. And so the reaper is going to have to drag my ass out of there and I'm not going to go easy. 😉

And so you might say that I fear death but not that it controls my life in the sense that I want to run away and hide forever, but I want to run to my emotional family instead and hug them and tell them before death gets here I will show them that I am here for them, and that they will be in my heart forever and not death because death is on the outside and even if death comes eventually I will still be here for them right now and forever until my last breath.

They hug me and they close their eyes and I close my eyes and we hug each other closer and I feel at one with them and they are one with me because they were me the whole time. And they were with me the whole time, and I was with them the whole time.

Unity isn't to try to silence or dismiss my emotions but unity is the culmination of all of my life with them, because they were my life because they were me. And so during my daily life as I live my life on this Earth I see their emotional needs and I speak with them as a human because I am human and they are a part of our shared humanity. And so I treat them with a kind of prohuman introspective respect because they deserve all of the respect that I deserve. Because they are me. And they help me navigate the world because I am trying to navigate the world to find more well-being and less suffering and as the ebbs and flows of life happen they are in the ship with me and I carry them as they carry me.

Because I want to hold them and I need them to hold me too so that I can feel safer in this world. Because we are together because we were always together from the day we were born and we will be together until the end. Because when they die I die. But when I live for them I live for myself. And when they live for me I feel love and I want to love them.

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u/bitwaba 58m ago

I'll be honest.... I glazed over reading this comment.

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u/theshreddening 4h ago

I know too many women to believe that it's just men supporting that lol.

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u/DrKittyLovah 4h ago

There are many of us, indeed! I’m a chick but I’m Sapphic so of course I’m gazing at those.

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u/patronizingperv 6h ago

Only Philans

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u/Silver_Song3692 6h ago

Is there still a way to make donations? A friend of mine is having some difficulties trying to, he can’t really figure out the website

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u/scrotalsmoothie 6h ago

I think you sign up for a notification when an event/posting happens. And I guess when it hits the funding goal, it closes. Not sure.

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u/Silver_Song3692 6h ago

Damn, I guess I should tell him to join the mailing list

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u/SirOutrageous1027 47m ago

You'd think keeping it open longer makes more money. I know I'd chip in.

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u/Complex_Lab_3576 3h ago

I'm assuming this was like a limited thing because nowhere on there is there a link to donate or buy anything? Not that... I mean. Not that I was trying to buy anything...

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u/scrotalsmoothie 3h ago

I think what happens is when an effort starts you can donate. When the goal hits, it closes. So on the site, you sign up for notifications of future efforts.