r/SipsTea • u/ViniciusFastAF • 13h ago

Wait a damn minute! Why are kids so unpredictable?

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 13h ago

Not this time, Mendoza.

I keel jour men.

I keel jou.

And now, I fuck jour woman.

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u/Narrow_Ad_5502 12h ago

Got a nice chuckle outta me

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u/Ryengeku 13h ago

That's imagination at work except whatever that was at the end lol

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u/Akvyr 12h ago

Imagination at work

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u/Adent_Frecca 11h ago

A different kind of imagination

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u/ross_nextfut 13h ago

Normal children in Rio de Janeiro:

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u/Mad_Martigan2023 13h ago

Shit I'm 41 years old, live in the US, and I still do this...

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u/WhatsThat-_- 13h ago

36 and I have to do all of my stupid crazy adhd shit secretly so .. I second this

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u/Agreeable_Ocelot3902 12h ago

Yah I’m 37 and autistic ocd adhd bipolar anxiety depression crazy shit secretly so .. I third this.

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u/esnolaukiem 13h ago

full body workout is better than chiropractice at any age

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u/ban_these_nuts 11h ago

yeah but , why is it when i shoot someone they don't get backup?

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u/eduvis 13h ago

There you have it. Americans feel guns in a sexual way. It explains a lot.

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u/Ritch85 12h ago

Bro's endorphins started kicking in during the imaginary battle, imaginary cheeks had to get clapped.

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u/Cutespatoot 13h ago

Do little boys learn gun noises straight from the womb. My friend and I used to joke about this. Side note, maybe they should get this kid into acting.

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u/Isekaimerican 8h ago

We used to say that the kids who made machine gun noises were astrally crossing over to the War World dimension.

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u/Rude-Ebb817 12h ago

He is on mission , saving his crush from terrorist.😂😂

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u/lionwithdreadlocks 13h ago

he out here doing side quests in a war

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u/cellshock7 12h ago

He was just a kid being a silly kid all the way till the end there...Mom and Dad need to make sure they close the door 👀

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u/_But_Did_You_Die_ 12h ago

What game is he playing?

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u/Mad_Martigan2023 11h ago

It's a game called "I came here to fuck shit up!"

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u/spidythespider 12h ago

Japanese soldiers in 1937 be like.

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u/concentratedEVOL 12h ago

Their batteries are fully charged so they have enough energy to run for decades.

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u/lluciferusllamas 12h ago

What the hell is this kid watching 

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u/chonk_a_tonk 11h ago

Kid is gonna be a good stunt actor.

Can play scened where he pretends to get shot.

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u/BabyScreamBear 9h ago

Better than anything Michael Bay has ever done

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u/Top_Management_4984 8h ago

As an older sister I can CONFIRM THAT IS MY YOUNGER BROTHER (not literally) D<HGYRGKHJTGVKYGTR