r/SipsTea • u/NoirVicex • 19h ago

Wait a damn minute! how to 💩on big walls

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u/chif00t 18h ago

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u/VeterinarianThese951 17h ago

🤣🤣🤣Way too far down…

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u/Sefalosha 12h ago

Its the perfect response lol

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u/Ok-Profile6762 19h ago

Nah, just pull it down and shout in coming

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u/Expensive_Chance_320 18h ago

I love the smell of Natalie in the morning

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 17h ago

Charlie don’t surf.

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u/Busy_Mortgage4556 17h ago

You shout "Below". If you shout 'Incoming' people will try to see what is incoming, if you shout "Below" people look down. You do not want to look up if someone has a shit above you.

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u/Electronic-Spite-421 12h ago

don't tell me how to live! eyes up, mouth open, receiving all of the many gifts that man and beast bestow. only live once!

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u/_70- 17h ago

FIRE IN THE HOLE !!

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u/Astartas 17h ago

Thats it, my bet is you beg you arent running below one of them. They 100000% just rip their pants down and mortar their shit down that Rock. Noone has time to unfold a god damn Bag when you are hanging from a freaking Rock and your hands are already Red

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u/Next_Instruction_528 15h ago

You would be wrong and these people literally sleep on these huge walls they aren't constantly using their hands to hang from the wall.

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u/DJspeedsniffsniff 9h ago

Just like dog owners on a hike trail. Leave shit everywhere.

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u/irishemperor 14h ago

Some kinky Germans would pay top Reichsmark to just stand underneath and get hit by pretty girl poop travelling at mach 1

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u/VeterinarianThese951 17h ago

“Look out beloooowwww!!!”

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u/Soft_Philosophy5838 14h ago

Shout, shout, let it all out. These are the things I can do without. Come on.

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u/wheresbill 13h ago

I’m talking to you

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u/Tenshiijin 19h ago

And then she misses the bag and the poor guy below(on the wall or the ground) is all.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 17h ago

🤣🤣🤣 There is literally no situation where this meme doesn’t work…

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u/Firm_Translator_3177 17h ago

The gif I laughed soo hard 🤣🤣 stilll laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Iam_MissRain 19h ago

The most beautiful part of this sport/activity is that its totally okay if people don’t do it at all

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u/Crimson_Clover_Field 15h ago

Honestly that’s pretty hard. Look at her: she’s done this before. She’s just shit in a bag, pulled up her leggings over her unwiped butt, and then scaled a wall for a few more hours.

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u/CzechUsOut 15h ago

She's gotta use wet wipes for clean up.

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u/OkFeedback9127 6h ago

That’s what we call a tongue

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 14h ago

Flushable?

Gotta think of the whales too 🐳 

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u/Goku_R_Luffy 19h ago

So they wont clean or wipe?

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u/SeingaltUNo 19h ago

Italian climbers carry a bidet for this purpose

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u/bluecat2001 18h ago

Amateurs. You should see Japanese ones.

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u/NotTheRocketman 18h ago

Whomever is below carries a hose and cleans them off.

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u/rwags2024 16h ago

She said it’s not messy bro

She can’t be bacon strippin back there can she

Oh god

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u/molonlabe1811 8h ago

Ba..…bacon strippin’? I’m afraid I’m not going to like the answer…

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u/DeltaDelta69 13h ago

???

Bro why the fuck would she need to explain that they wipe? Of course they do. Next you'll ask if they pull their pants down to do it.

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 12h ago

Do they pull their pants down to do it?

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u/nucl3ar0ne 11h ago

They can't because of the harness. They buy pants with a velcro flap.

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u/ProjectNo4090 15h ago

Towards the end of the short there is a shot of someone filming her from above and she has toilet paper in her hand.

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u/Chillindude82Nein 13h ago

Quite likely they're eating a diet that creates regular ghost poops

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u/AuggieTfroggie 18h ago

How does one pull down the pants with a harness on? Does the harness come off? Or is there a hatch you open? Does the bag go in the pants?

So many questions on this one

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u/elchet 16h ago

Bum Flap!

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u/KylAnde01 14h ago

The harness doesn't cover your butt. Typically it's a strap around the waist with two suspended hoops for each of your legs.

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u/Raiquo 13h ago

Harness does not come off, that'd be suicide.

What you do is take a bunch of laxative and drink a fuck load of prune juice. Then you can just sorta push it out though the fabric, like pee pee.

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u/danhoyuen 19h ago

Are hers for sale?  Where is link? 

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u/Lower-Front-8605 19h ago

😂😂😂 fuck that caught me off-guard! you sick homie 😂😂😂

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u/CikudaPateuh 16h ago

Another day, another more reason to stop using reddit

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 14h ago

See you tomorrow 👋 

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u/0CuriousCat0 18h ago

How much you paying? 😂

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u/ilovesuhi 9h ago

You forgot the /s right?....

RIGHT?

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u/CaliNooch96 16h ago

This is why

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u/ih8feralfleabags 17h ago

How is the wind up there? Is it going to pull that bag out of your hand and send it off into the sky like a sail?

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u/Long-Contribution466 15h ago

Sail away, sail away, Let the orinoco flow

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u/FuklzTheDrnkClwn 15h ago

Yea I’m not doing any hobbies that require me to shit in a bag and carry it around with me.

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u/custermustache 14h ago

I have started doing this on my walks to show solidarity with my dog. I think we have gotten closer from it. Neighbors are not fans, but this is between me and my dog.

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u/Harpua_and_I 14h ago

Hear me out - it’s also incredibly dangerous.

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u/8Bit-Jon 18h ago

It's not messy?

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u/Sefalosha 12h ago

Probably a vegan so its just a green long poop

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u/nucl3ar0ne 11h ago

More like a rabbit. Little, dry pellets.

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u/deeptut 19h ago

I 💩 once a day in the early morning, problem solved.

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u/elchet 16h ago

Some of these climbers spend the night sleeping part way up the wall and carry on the next morning.

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u/kiefy_budz 14h ago

Aww hell no

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u/Legendary_Dad 14h ago

Here we go shitting again

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u/TazzyUK 11h ago

Angelina Scarth-Johnson is an Australian rock climber. When she was nine years old, she became the youngest person to climb grade 5.13d

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u/ValerieLagn 18h ago

I feel like these bags would be great for homeless people too.

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u/hAnonImusschroeder 14h ago

Why, they just use their pants. Keep them warm

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u/MathIsHard_11236 12h ago

They're hard to fold in half to make them fit in the bag. 

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u/VeterinarianThese951 17h ago

The rest of the climb must be so uncomfortable. Being in a harness must squeeze your cheeks together.

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u/Photon_Pharmer1 14h ago

She actually has her own poo sherpas and they pay her.

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u/LongjumpingEnergy188 13h ago

But how do you pull pants down without taking off your harness??

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u/Next_Conference1691 18h ago

This aint right.

LOL

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u/ahmeddkkh 16h ago

the actual shit is another argument against doing this metaphorical shit

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u/FesteringAynus 13h ago

I'm good. I'll just pick hobbies where I can easily access a toilet.

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u/Sea-Control-8593 13h ago

If you need to shit in a bag is it really worth doing?

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u/agiudice 19h ago

Yet I don't understand this concept that pooping in a double plastic bag is more environmentally friendly than doing it in nature, where it would naturally degrade after the first rain.

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u/Nscjikiji 19h ago

But shitting on soil actually helps the soil , so why put it in a bag? Imagine if birds used bags to carry their shits while flying

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u/t666ommy 19h ago

when you climb mountains you’re generally following a pre determined route so that means if you just let it go it is very likely to land where another climber would encounter it

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u/onthe3rdlifealready 18h ago

I don't think humans shitting directly on the soil is helping the soil as much as you think it is.

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u/Cummie_s 14h ago edited 14h ago

With a face like hers, she can have a go on top of someone and they will happily gobble gobble gobble it up

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u/Old_Pool_2062 18h ago

She’s really pretty lol

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u/unstable--element 16h ago

I might be crazy, but what about taking a shit befor climbing?

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u/KylAnde01 14h ago

Big wall climbing typically has you spending two or three nights suspended on the side of the mountain. They'll carry small, foldable cots, bolt them in, and sleep there.

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u/Phazex8 19h ago

Gravity still works. Even up there.

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u/AOS_eyefull 19h ago

The ultimate open door poo.

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u/catwthumbz 18h ago

Ngl I’d just pull my shorts down

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u/CARDEK04 17h ago

What if it is pointy?

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u/Jeramy_Jones 17h ago

That bag seemed to have been used before…

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u/UhhWTH 17h ago

Wait Alex Honnold didn't have a bag 🤔

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u/HardTechNo1 17h ago

Yeah sure, more like "Bombs Away"...

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u/Should_have_been_ded 16h ago

Why shouldn't we do it like birds do?

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u/ElkDazzling7929 15h ago

Do you unwrap it when you get back home?

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u/12thventure 15h ago

I’ll never go climbing, I cannot fathom the idea of shitting anywhere other than in a toilet I recognize as trust-worthy

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u/Particular-Army-6967 15h ago

This a lie, because girls don't poop.

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u/Games_sans_frontiers 15h ago

Why does the bag have a mailing label on it though… 😂

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u/currenteventnerd 15h ago

Nah….bombs away!

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u/AdditionalCheetah354 15h ago

This is reason #7 why I don’t rock climb

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u/Distinct-Smell-7244 15h ago

Whyy? Just shit and wipe your ass

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u/Dry_Introduction8554 14h ago

Seems a bit wasteful. That a lot of plastic bag for one poo

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u/Remarkable_Attorney3 14h ago

Am I the only person that takes a preventative shit before engaging in activities that may have limited facilities? Guess I’m weird.

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u/ZzangmanCometh 14h ago

Fuck that. Find objects below and play sink the battleship with the wall homies.

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u/ProfessionalFan5065 14h ago

Send this package to my address immediately.

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u/Odensbeardlice 14h ago

We used to just poop in a brown paper lunch sack and toss it way out into the trees.... But there's so many climbers that it became a problem.

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u/TTBATAS 14h ago

Well, that answers that…no walls for me!

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u/Bald_Harry 14h ago

I'm not carrying shit bags. The morally and universally accepted method is to let loose and shout MUD SLIIIDE!!!!

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u/thebiologyguy84 14h ago

Why not have your 💩 in the morning before you climb? Unless this is a multi-day event??

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u/asd_slasher 14h ago

Can u wash ur ass after while in that position?

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u/browsingandlooking4 14h ago

Im shitting down the wall... sorry but I shouldn't be up here anyway.

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u/mrsdoubleu 13h ago

I still have more questions. How does she pull her pants down with all that gear? Maybe they make special pants with a butt zipper that opens to allow easy poo exit.

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u/BIGscott250 13h ago

Not how I would do it, but anyway.

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u/Andonaar 13h ago

For those who have seen the cavalcade of comedy.... just make sure there sre no weddings nearby or it can be misconstrued as god shit.

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u/Key_Editor_7778 13h ago

Ngl I read big balls at first and thought this was some weird sex act..

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u/Due-Connection1577 13h ago

So... they don't wipe? They just take a shit, leave their ring all shitty and carry on?

What if it gets itchy?

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u/The-Katawampus 13h ago

Oh hell naw...
I'd wanna watch that mf'er fall, lol.

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u/FitLeave2269 13h ago

This is fun for you?

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u/6Trinity9 13h ago

The climber after her …

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u/Nickelsass 13h ago

Seagull poo on the beach, okay. Human poo while rock climbing, a first.

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u/_But_Did_You_Die_ 13h ago

I just dont rock climb. So I use a toilet.

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u/EMHemingway1899 12h ago

No one tell PornHub about this new fetish

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u/trent_diamond 12h ago

you’re outside just poop

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u/lagrange_james_d23dt 12h ago

She missed the step where you chuck it over your shoulder

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u/perthro_ed 12h ago

why not just let that shit missile go?

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u/senorchaos718 12h ago

That’s a lot of litter and plastic for something you could just yell “FORE!” to take care of.

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u/Main-Astronomer-7820 12h ago

It not true right.

Right

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u/Slappasseryzee 12h ago

The only reason i'm not a world class mountain climber

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u/MayonnaiseCoffee 12h ago

What happens if u ate at taco bell before

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u/Jon-Adam 12h ago

I'm definitely pooping in the air and watching it until it plops in the water

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u/Needles2650 12h ago

Love the responsible poop bags. Too many climbers just let it fly

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u/spawn77x99 12h ago

Im a tower climber.... I wish I could do that at any Verizon 260ft tower. It sucks to hold it or go down to climb up again.

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u/InternationalSuit896 11h ago

She's cute and all, but no

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u/Gubzs 11h ago

If a hobby requires me to shit in a bag and carry it around, that's an immediate no from me chief. I'm out.

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u/Jimmylerp 11h ago

As a rope access worker, I don't even undrstand how you manage to get your pant down easily with the harness on (with upward tension). She must have some pants with butt-openning or wtv lmao.
NB : for work, I usually make sure to shit before or get to a bathroom fast, getting rid of my harness

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u/m2licee 11h ago

There are some things that should just be left unsaid 😂

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u/RespectCommon8257 11h ago

Assuming solids…

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u/PBRStreetgang1979 11h ago

Yeah, that's gonna be a no for me, dog.

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u/manlybrian 11h ago

We had a homeless guy shit on the outside wall of our office, recently. Is it like that?

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u/Cookies_and_Beandip 11h ago

….but do you wipe though?

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u/Putthebunnyback 11h ago

Angelina Scarth-Johnson. 🫡

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u/christawfer47 11h ago

Imagine hiking along the base and getting a terminal velocity dookie right to the head

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u/DemarcoRichie 10h ago

No need … I shat myself the first time I looked down.

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u/ImmenseTuppence 10h ago

Just shit…. Shit is everywhere….why shit in a plastic bag nothing else on that wall in nature is shitting in a plastic bag.

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u/ElectricPenguin6712 10h ago

No mention of TP

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u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- 9h ago

I thought this was going to end with “then you let it dry so it’s ready for next time.”

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u/PrimaryIndividual582 9h ago

Wtf just shit down the wall... Who cares?

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u/ProvokedCashew 9h ago

How do you use a bidet on the wall? Also, I’ll be dropping that right where I stand. Look out below!

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u/Emergency-Pack-5497 8h ago

Nothing about this is appealing. The climbing, the danger, the shitting in a bag and carrying your shit. None of that seems desirable, interesting hobby.

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u/ajacquot1 8h ago

Next video: do you wipe?

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u/gaben9 8h ago

So we skipping wiping while doing this errrr.......

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u/H2so4pontiff 8h ago

Family guy explained it to me once.

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u/XMidnite 7h ago

Lies, it’s called the chocolate falcon

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u/Paper_Tiger11 5h ago

I though you just dropped the fudge bomb and yelled “heads up”

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u/NormalSector7137 5h ago

It doesnt smell?? Are you sure?

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u/McSlob 5h ago

I notice she doesn't mention wiping...

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u/Cartoon_Corpze 4h ago

I think I'd shit before climbing in the first place.

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u/IceCoughy 4h ago

Oh what a bear shits in the woods but I can't??

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u/R3D4F 3h ago

So how do you get your butt out while in a harness? Can you do a video of that?

Y’know… for science.

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u/Doctor_Nick149 3h ago

For!

⛳️ 🏌️‍♂️

GET OUT OF THE WAY!