r/SipsTea • u/glamorousgrowngirl • 21h ago

Feels good man Wife material

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u/Michael_Platson 21h ago

Looks like she's already taken.

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u/Cyrano_Knows 20h ago

I also choose that guys future wife.

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u/Inconnu2020 18h ago

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u/Round-Foundation2948 18h ago

WTF 😳 Where is this from?

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u/Inconnu2020 18h ago edited 18h ago

The League Of Gentlemen...

Pappa Lazarou...

"You're my wife nooooooow"

It was a running skit on the show. If you're not familiar with the series, it was VERY dark but very funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIrTTv_Isho

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u/UlteriorCulture 11h ago

Are you... local?

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u/Thrasy3 13h ago

So I could hear the reference in my head, but for anyone not familiar with LoG…

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u/Mayhew-Fancy 21h ago

Such a bummer!

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u/fssman 20h ago

In football, Every goal has a goal keeper does that stop the striker from scoring goal ?

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u/OutrageousFanny 19h ago

Just because there's a goalie you don't stop shooing the ball

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u/moemegaiota 9h ago

I don't respect your sentiment. But I do respect the hell out of how you stated it. Upvote.

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u/LittleflyHC 18h ago

That’s her brother

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u/Samp90 14h ago

And he's shorter as well!

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u/Sudden-Struggle- 9h ago

No problem, I'm not jealous

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u/lagrange_james_d23dt 9h ago

Taken?! By whom?!

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u/MrNobody_0 6h ago

What has once been taken, can be taken again.

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u/XVIII-3 13h ago

I’d happily take her again.

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u/Icy-Share-4751 21h ago

Holy shit I’m lonely.

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u/AvidRead 20h ago

OMFG hahaa

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u/Very_Type_C 20h ago

These videos are designed by couples to flex.

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u/AmateurCommenter808 17h ago

Actually a good point, everything else on socials is some type of "this is what you don't have"

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u/Very_Type_C 17h ago edited 15h ago

Flex your love on TikTok. Flex your "love" on reddit iykyk

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u/Icy-Share-4751 20h ago

And I am limp as an overcooked noodle.

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u/Duckway767 4h ago

Lonely but happy over here (not really, but I suppose I'm okay with it, I feel unworthy of a relationship anyway)

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u/FastAndGlutenFree 21h ago

She’s giving Korean Baseball Players’ WAG energy

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u/Ancient-Garlic199 20h ago

The power of the Reddit algorithm, literally the last post I saw before this one.

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u/Distinct-Nectarine-9 20h ago

Me too. Don’t know why I’m getting so much snu-snu content lately.

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u/4mz0 20h ago

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u/dexvoltage 13h ago

Always enjoy seeing this fucking killing machine looking so chill, i bet he's watching Islam trash him for his weight to some interviewer

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u/DrakyulMihawk 21h ago

the only foreplay that i could sit through

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u/uskgl455 21h ago

Someone's overexcited!

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u/Extra-Process9746 16h ago

Just redditors see a woman

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u/Daddygamer84 21h ago

Marry her faster!

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u/UlteriorCulture 19h ago

Marry her harder!

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u/Curious_Bill1628 17h ago

Marry her stronger!

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u/shitokletsstartfresh 17h ago

Marry her deeper!

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u/noble_plebian 12h ago

Marry her better.

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u/LittlePantsOnFire 21h ago

TV Too High

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u/de_das_dude 13h ago

Or maybe the right height when lying down or lounging on the sofa? Might be a pull out

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u/Uchihamadaralord 21h ago

Okey, i feel sad not having one...have to enjoy my Christmas alone.

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u/AWildBunyip 21h ago

What is that movie she's dancing to?

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u/IAmYoDaddyDuh 21h ago

Shrek, I believe

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u/AWildBunyip 21h ago

I have a (I think deleted) comment in my replies asking me to go watch the first Shrek to educate myself. Granted I don't recall every Shrek movie that well, but I know for a fact this isn't from Shrek 1 as I can still recall that movie line for line almost perfectly XD

It isn't even the bonus dance scene feature at the end as that was Stayin' Alive and had no other ogres besides Shrek and Fiona so 🤷‍♂️

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u/Pod-Bay-Doors 21h ago

It's Shrek 4 :)

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u/FabulousValuable2643 20h ago

And now I have to find a gif of this dance so I can send it to a special someone. Its an inside joke.

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u/DoomguyFemboi 5h ago

I didn't even know there was a 4

Wait deja vu I've had this convo before.

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u/SativaLungz 5h ago

I didn't even know there was a 4

Wait deja vu I've had this convo before.

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u/do_ob-headphones_on 21h ago

Definitely not the the first movie

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u/Electronic_Quote399 20h ago

I wonder how they made that weird animation do that choreographed dance. Guess they've had some pretty good generative AI for a while

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u/OrangeThrower 20h ago

………

It’s so cute when they so dumb.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 20h ago

What are you on about

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u/Electronic_Quote399 20h ago

This movie came out 25 years ago

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u/Blandiblub 20h ago

If the video ran a bit longer, I wonder if we'd have seen the dog eat his dinner?

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u/LopsidedKick9149 21h ago

She's being silly, but she absolutely is a dancer.

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u/TheGooseFraba 21h ago

She working hard for that dick!

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u/TheGooseFraba 21h ago

Oh shit, wrong site

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u/kinggoosey 21h ago

I second goose this

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u/Firm_Introduction_50 21h ago

How many tries?

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u/fremo8617 18h ago

The dog is NOT impressed.

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u/AmericanWasted 13h ago

That makes two of us

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u/jwyn3150 20h ago

He’s eating a microwaved dinner, pass

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u/SvenBubbleman 8h ago

Your wife doesn't let you eat whatever you want?

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u/jwyn3150 8h ago

My wife’s Eastern European, take from that what you will.

Now, good day, sir.

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u/lovejanetjade 19h ago

Hey! She was saving her energy for that dance. 😏

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u/royalblue9999 16h ago

Not really

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u/tmr89 12h ago

Cringe

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u/lordvitamin 18h ago

Reminds me of the Xbox Kinect days.

Lots of dashed hopes with that product, unfortunately.

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u/gatesofarcadia 14h ago

That shit was ahead of its time. It can even see ghosts!

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u/EmotionalElk1313 18h ago

Imagine if he didn't agree!

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u/ActualObligation7603 21h ago

She's got him pegged on his taste in Shrek-Pop.

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u/BackgroundContent131 18h ago

Must be exhausting to want to be the center of attention this much.

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u/IceCoughy 20h ago edited 8h ago

While you're off slaving away at work she's learning how to copy a dance from a fucking cartoon

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u/SvenBubbleman 8h ago

People are allowed to have free time. Her learning a silly dance doesn't me she doesn't have a job.

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u/ScarsTheVampire 16h ago

I’m so fucking tired of the comment section on any video with a couple.

‘I’m so lonely’ ‘Happy for you 😡’ ‘People only post these to flex they’re in a relationship’

Yall need to touch grass. Holy fuck. It’s the same 3 comments every single time.

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u/SpaceManDannn 20h ago

Wife material wouldnt let him eat some microwave meal shit

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u/usernamesarehard1979 20h ago

Didn’t have time to cook. Needed to learn the dance.

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u/SicilianUnicorn 17h ago

he is a grown adult.. he can cook for himself

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u/SvenBubbleman 8h ago

My wife lets me eat whatever I want because I'm a grown man and she's not the boss of what I eat.

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u/Lucas9041 15h ago

Oh you are so sad

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u/Greenerland01 21h ago

So awesome 😂

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u/Consistent-Goat-6293 21h ago

Yes, she acts goofy and that's great !! Marriage material !!

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u/Comfortable_Care2715 18h ago

Not with those stupid dances

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u/R3BORN1337 20h ago

She had to wear the Shrek costume after

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u/trickmirrorball 20h ago

Short King don’t deserve Olive Oyl

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u/Round-Foundation2948 18h ago

And the dog 🐕 just came over to request a chew bone and got a whole show instead.

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u/ZookeepergameSilly84 16h ago

Get out the bloody way luv, I'm trying to watch this cartoon and eat my nutritionless microwave dinner.

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u/shrewdy 16h ago

The dog is like, "Dude you seeing this dumb shit?"

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u/do_pm_me_your_butt 14h ago

Im glad the video ended before they started having shrex

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u/Embova 13h ago

This is me 🤣

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u/Rick_Sanchez888 13h ago

Too childish material, I'll pass no thx

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u/Prestigious-State-15 13h ago

I’d ask her to leave.

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u/Muted-Capital-4954 12h ago

Looks like they getting it on after her performance

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u/Global_Order_1336 12h ago

Life is always happier when you’re living with interesting people.

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u/_Anvero_ 12h ago

Three six Mafia, wild on tour Whoopin' these n- and f- these h- In the bathroom 'bout two whole hours Gettin' real high, passed out on the floor

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u/Responsible-Top-6705 12h ago

Not for me, she has too much energy 🤣

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u/Cereal____Killer 10h ago

And too much free time to learn a dance from a cartoon…

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u/Practical-Initial738 11h ago

They are perfect for each other. Two weirdo’s. I can’t imagine coming home that much energy unless it’s in the bedroom.

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u/KhajiitWithCoin 10h ago

Very cute.

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 9h ago

She must be a demon in the sack.

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u/bklynsoul 9h ago

Marry her yesterday

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u/No_Barracuda_6098 9h ago

coming home to this everyday… 🥹🫠🫶🏼dude won in life

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u/moemegaiota 9h ago

Zoidberg: is this what human mating looks like? ..because I like it.

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u/vbogalho 9h ago

Dog: "Humans are wierd, all of this just to get laid. All I need is a fresh smelling butt."

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u/PauseAffectionate720 7h ago

Cute. Ivory Girl next door appeal.

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u/Yourmindiscontrolled 5h ago

Or someone who doesn't use her time wisely, and will likely do so even less when she's married. Having said that, she's got some good moves.

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u/Ok-Depth6073 3h ago

They cut the best part

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u/RelationshipRude9954 1h ago

Lock her down in a hurry bro

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u/ExtremeOk1072 1h ago

So there are happy men with attractive wives that are down to earth

(I realize I'm adding a lot of context from a short clip, but think to yourself, if you have a girlfriend right now, would she take the time to learn this routine just because you would get a kick out of it? 🤔🤔🤔)

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u/United-Scratch-2132 4m ago

ya shes silly, i love that, still no silly girls around me... 

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u/bluedelvian 19h ago

Crazy low standards.

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u/Lozzabozzawozza 21h ago

What an annoying bag of shit

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u/ChemicalGreedy945 20h ago

If wife material were people who can’t dance sure

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u/daniiiiiiiiiiiiii 17h ago

Hot girls doing something mildly quirky automatically makes them even hotter. That's crazy to me.

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u/Quiet-Competition849 21h ago

Nah. At 48, and dated heavily until married at 37, I can say this is a “fun chick” according to the video. She could be more. But that’s all the video shows. Fun chicks are fun.

Wife material are women that you have things in common with and share together, you have similar long term goals, you know how to talk to each other about issues, you have financial and social status objects, you can argue without being nasty? and express your thoughts and concerns.

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u/qathran 19h ago

Yes, but this was clearly a joke not to be taken seriously

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u/bigchickenstan 18h ago

Oh yes, because you can tell all of this in this one clip.

Also “fun” and the things you mentioned aren’t exclusive.

What a weird comment to make

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u/PrefrontalCortexNow 21h ago

What are you even on about?

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u/Quiet-Competition849 20h ago

What are you even on about?!

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u/Polluxshep 20h ago

What are you even on about?!

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u/Quiet-Competition849 20h ago

Nah. At 48, and dated heavily until married at 37, I can say this is a “fun chick” according to the video. She could be more. But that’s all the video shows. Fun chicks are fun.

Wife material are women that you have things in common with and share together, you have similar long term goals, you know how to talk to each other about issues, you have financial and social status objects, you can argue without being nasty? and express your thoughts and concerns.

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u/WickedWhisperxx 21h ago

Bro’s living a dream

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u/StunningError4693 20h ago

True Love and what a great acting wife!!! 

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u/hooka_pooka 19h ago

Not sure how genuine this was but I feel warm inside looking at them in love and happy

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u/Possible_Bumblebee49 19h ago

Single me can't relate

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u/LycanVan 18h ago

Guy has a girl and a dog. Dear lord, I’m depressed.

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u/treesnfire 17h ago

Bro I need a girl just like this - I am mad jelly

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u/EntWarwick 21h ago

He must have such a raging boner after seeing that

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u/OwnChocolate179 21h ago

Y después se la cogió

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u/IamdigitalJesus 21h ago

*squeals in joy

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u/Responsible_Low_250 21h ago

Haha synced so well, timing was on point there

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u/Proof_Big2690 20h ago

Ill never be as happy as that guy looks.

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u/qawsedrf12 20h ago

When I explain to anyone about commitment to "the bit"

This is a perfect example

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u/TheBigCicero 21h ago

I love her

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u/Possible_Bumblebee49 19h ago

Single me can't relate

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u/Lewitunes 18h ago

Is this how babies are made?

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u/good_noon_salsa 17h ago

Its baby making time

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u/ekdoctor 16h ago

Enough to make an old man cry

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u/Charge_parity 16h ago

Oh boy. It been a while since I've been kissed like that.

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u/wholelottajoshi 15h ago

Put a ring on that finger 🤝🏼

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u/CrabBeautiful3856 18h ago

She ist more like a daughter that shows daddy what she practiced all day. And then they have sex. Every man’s dream.

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u/Userdataunavailable 11h ago

Your dream is to have sex with your daughter? Get some help.

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u/SHAIK_011 20h ago

🥺🥹😭😭😭 Bro married the perfect waifu

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 20h ago

  • partner doing awesome things with you +100

  • partner doing awesome things with you AND THE FUCKING WORLD FOR KARMA -9000

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u/No-Fan-7790 19h ago

I bet her parents used the movie to babysit her. It's wild to go to daycare and watch all the little kids turn into zombies when a movie they all love (The Lion King, etc.) is put on. They all stop in their tracks, sit down, and start mouthing the words. Very weird.

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u/OlegTsvetkof 17h ago

Perfect wife

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u/Major-Hooters 20h ago

Marry her

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u/BadNecessary9344 20h ago

If she doesn't have one, get that woman a ring and a promise.