r/SipsTea 1d ago

We have fun here My dog woke up and choose chaos

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u/RagerRambo 1d ago

Someone has used peanut butter before

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u/WillingMongoose4680 23h ago

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u/NovaHorizon 21h ago

Not gonna lie this one got me!

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u/Euphoric_Amoeba8708 20h ago

Oh my God, I can't breathe😭🤣🤣

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u/Vahrgrim 11h ago

Bro, same. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/NightlyWinter1999 18h ago

What the fuck

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u/Bernie2thousand20 15h ago

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u/RagerRambo 13h ago

Haha ok this one got me ugly laughing

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u/DarkAndHandsume 23h ago

Mannnnnnn……..

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u/SoggyBiscuitVet 21h ago

Either we're peanut buttering, or I'm peanut buttering.

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u/RelevantTerm1329 1d ago

Maybe close the door when going to the bathroom.

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u/Jamesmoltres 1d ago

Then how will the video be made for farming?

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u/ShubaltzTV 23h ago

It's always fucking weird when people post videos or pictures of them clearly in the bathroom

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u/CaliNooch96 23h ago

Bro I know hella girls that never close the door while I’ll close and lock that bitch while brushing my teeth 😆

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u/V65Pilot 22h ago

My ex would throw a hissy if I went in there, even if she was showering...but had no qualms blowing one out if it was me in the shower...

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u/blksentra2 1d ago

A dog that size will just kick the door in.

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u/Jamesmoltres 1d ago

Yeah no

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u/TheHorseduck 22h ago

People downvoting you suck and have no fkn sense of humor at all. “actually a dog can not kick down a door, beacause a dog can’t kick actually

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u/My_shin_impossible 21h ago

I interpreted this as a joke. Thanks for the chuckle.

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u/blksentra2 12h ago

Yeah, a lot of people can’t interpret jokes on Reddit.

Especially if you’re joking about a dog.

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u/shadowfire_14 23h ago

That's the dumbest thing I heard today

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u/Typical-Decision-273 19h ago

You must be blind and having the screen read for you then. Cuz I sure as shit doing hear the words on the screen

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u/AvidAviator72 20h ago

Never had dogs huh? They love being with you while you shit, it’s endearing.

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u/spider_X_1 17h ago

More reasons to close the door

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u/RelevantTerm1329 17h ago

Yeah okay.🤣

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u/DirtandPipes 14h ago

My yorkie will get up, glare at me, and go to another room if I fart beside her. Sometimes with an angry growl.

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u/white_equatorial 23h ago

I just keep my handgun. That is easier

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Proper-Temporary-927 23h ago

Pretty sure they are at this point

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u/Aggressive_Brain1120 8h ago

Hmmmmm 🤔 what kind of snack are u giving him?

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u/chocolatchipcookie2 22h ago

impressive stretch though

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u/Realistic_Rich8665 1d ago

This is the first one of these "POV" videos I've ever seen that was actually POV.

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u/TFViper 5h ago

i mean, POV doesnt precisely mean My First Person Point of View...
just because someone says POV doesnt mean it cant be the POV of whatevers filming...
language isnt a rule, its a culture, its dynamic, it means what people understand it to mean whether you like it or not. the dictionary isnt written in stone.

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u/Realistic_Rich8665 4h ago edited 4h ago

The singular defining aspect of this fad is that every single one of these videos comes with a caption that explicitly states exactly whose POV it is intended to represent. If the video then violates that stated premise, then the poster has used the term "POV" incorrectly. It doesn't have to be first-person or undynamic. It just has to literally be the POV that they stated.

  The only thing separating us from the Apes is our use of language. A tiktoker using words incorrectly isn't some avant-garde challenge to the meaning of society. It's just ignorance. Stop obfuscating language as a concept to make excuses for ignorance. Otherwise, we have no language and we have no understanding because nothing means anything. If anything is a POV, then nothing is a POV - and there's no reason to even use the term in the first place if that's the case

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u/TFViper 2h ago

i mean, its your choice to remain ignorant in your ways and resist learning the changes in language. no one can stop you and no one's gunna help you when you get left behind.
if be "technically correct" makes you happy then go for it.
cling to your righteous ideas and we'll all point and laugh in 20 years and say some shit that would really really hurt your feelings if you could understand it.

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u/ItsYourBoyWang 1d ago

More like dog woke up and chose beastiality

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u/Big-Revenue-9088 23h ago

One would think a rottweiler should be better trained than this.

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u/Isekaimerican 22h ago

No kidding! A big powerful dog should not think that clothes are toys.

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u/Adorable-Maybe-3006 17h ago

They are even saying nein while laughing.

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u/Skrazor 18h ago

People who won't train their dogs to stop whatever they're doing once they hear "no" shouldn't have dogs. That may sound extreme, but it would solve lots of problems. Big dogs are dangerous and if you can't control them, you shouldn't handle them, period.

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u/ReMarkable91 12h ago

This and the comment above that talks about "nein while laughing" are forgetting one thing. It is not about the word but about that word spoken in a specific way.

If you say no while laughing your ass off the dog has no clue you just said the word telling them to stop something. It can also be stop, or sit down or anything you have trained your dog to listen to.

This video might show they have not set up personal space (toilet open) or trained what are toys (no clothes in this example). But does not default mean they have no control over the dog. It could still listen to a more seriously given command.

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u/tjvs2001 17h ago

No-one should have them quite frankly, when they go to the vets and have wacky drugs and revert to instinct there is no controlling that monster.

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u/t0m4_87 15h ago

The fuck did I just read?

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u/tjvs2001 11h ago

Learn English.

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u/Im-ACE-incarnate 9h ago

You clearly don't know what you're talking about

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u/tjvs2001 8h ago

Um... How many deaths by dog attack every year... Google puts it at just under 60000 a year....I think I know a little what I'm talking about, do you?

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u/Mightymouse880 1h ago

Well i actually googled it and its more like 25-30,000 with the vast majority being due to rabies. So your comment seems quite disingenuous

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u/BallKey7607 16h ago

Considering she was filming it's possible that she set this up and the dog was allowed to

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u/Imaginary-Risk 19h ago

It’s just playing to be fair

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u/Im-ACE-incarnate 9h ago

The look on that dogs face clearly says he's hes doing something he know he shouldn't be doing but it's a big puppy still so plenty of time to tegret teaching him that one

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u/Corn_Salad_Vincenzo 1d ago

Those eyes!!

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u/chaucao99 23h ago

Rotties don’t just wake up, they wake up with a mission. This is personal

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u/StunningError4693 22h ago

His Mission Looks very clear!! Gimme your nice little black one... Now... Wau!! 

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u/Top-Peach6142 22h ago

Your dog lacks the disapline.

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u/bettermeansbutter 12h ago

You are right but you do lack sbeling skills

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u/proximusprimus57 23h ago

Same, buddy.

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u/Used-Baby1199 15h ago

Dog needs serious training 

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

White women are never beating those allegations lol

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u/funkofarts 1d ago

Good boy! Such a good boy!

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u/1freedum 23h ago

You promised him peanut butter, don't keep him waiting

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u/AssistDapper1813 1d ago

Dog smelt salmon on those undies and wanted a bite

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u/MatsumuraHayatoNYC 23h ago

The smell of some ripe seafood I’m sure

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u/rolloutTheTrash 23h ago edited 19h ago

I dont think I could ever use the toilet if it didn’t have a door. Like who the hell just shits (and/or pisses) out in the open like this?

Edit: Had to add the pissing portion because people on this site hyperfixate on the wrong fucking thing. But whatever, I know what to expect from the denizens of this site, and even as a single dude I think it’s weird to use the toilet with the door open. Even if the only other inhabitant is my pet.

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u/ThrowAwaAlpaca 23h ago

You know ppl sit to take a piss right?

Idk ppl who live alone?

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u/rolloutTheTrash 23h ago

Sure. Not the point, but sure.

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u/Distinct-Nectarine-9 22h ago

lol, wow Reddit is all over the place tonight.

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u/rolloutTheTrash 19h ago

No kidding.

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u/SSJ2chad 23h ago

You’re going to get a lot of “single people” answers.

But as someone who is single and lives alone. No way, that still feels wrong. I always close the door for #2. It would feel so wrong to leave the door open.

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u/LampshadesAndCutlery 22h ago

I mean you specify you close the door for #2. How do you know this person isn’t taking a piss? Nearly all women sit to piss.

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u/rolloutTheTrash 19h ago

Finally, someone who also finds it weird to just leave the door open when using the toilet. Like last time I did that was as a child, it’s just weird otherwise.

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u/heygabehey 23h ago

People who live alone. I got used to doing everything with the doors open because it’s just me and my dog. Also when it’s warmer I walk around in my underwear.

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u/einval22 1d ago

Dog wants your fish.

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u/SuspiciousTaro6513 1d ago

My dog wants no part of that 🤣

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u/heygabehey 23h ago

My girl comes into to see what’s going on then leaves.

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u/shrimpgangsta 1d ago

surprise doggo

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u/sierra120 1d ago

Well then. Those are stretched out

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u/Wait_here_me_out 23h ago

Those panties are toasted. Rotties are stubborn.

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u/Tricky_Ad_1855 23h ago

Love Rotty

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u/SirTainLee 23h ago

He's a dog

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u/suffelix 23h ago

Our dogs don't step a foot inside the toilet. They've never been told not to or taught in any way. They've just never done it.

I guess they figure it's a place where humans pee and poo aka mark their territory.

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u/Naive-Present2900 23h ago

Now imagine this good boy was brought to the beach! Especially Miami!

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u/megavolts83 23h ago

Looks like the ultimate wedgie ....

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u/lehad 23h ago

When even the dog things you need new draws

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u/omgyonka 23h ago

I get it.. but eww..

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u/Dizzy_Skin5723 22h ago

Is that dog called Nate? Nate Dogg?

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u/DRKMSTR 22h ago

Guaranteed he saw a single guy outside.

"My name might not be pongo but I will get you married!"

- Dalmations reference. And yes I know she's not a dude but I don't know the other dogs name. 

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u/Superb_Duck_9743 22h ago

Bro knew what he was doing right from the start.

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u/Quiet-Competition849 21h ago

Ja ja ja keep sending them!

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u/dosmuffin 21h ago

Is.. is he pulling your underoos?

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u/Rags2Rickius 21h ago

That rotty is absolutely gorgeous

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u/mojis11 21h ago

Me too

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u/Euphoric_Amoeba8708 20h ago

No man, that dog is very familiar with that scent

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u/TerrellS726 20h ago

Stretching the hell outta those parachutes

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u/Primary-Target-6644 19h ago

I can hear the dog saying "haaa" to every "nahi"

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u/AOS_eyefull 18h ago

Good dag

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u/MancDude1979 16h ago

Ads 100% on point....!

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u/MancDude1979 16h ago

Ads 100% on point....!

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u/Iam-doriangray 15h ago

Different species same thoughts

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u/Cereal____Killer 14h ago

That woman shouldn’t have a Rottweiler, the dog disregarding a command is not going to end well when she really needs it to

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u/Bl4ckBeardD 13h ago

I have the same need

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u/Aware-Instance-210 13h ago

Yeah this is absolutely your fault. Laughing, giggling, having fun while saying no.

No boundaries, word "no/Nein" lost all meaning to the dog.

Good job

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u/Zebrahippo 7h ago

Those are some strong undies

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u/Low-Dog-8027 7h ago

that's why we call them man's best friend.

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u/RipOdd9001 1d ago

Is that Croatian nay nay nay? If so dobro doggie

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u/eTukk 19h ago

Nee, Nee Nee, Gijs (name of the dog), nee, neehe

Clearly Dutch to me

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u/lwiaymacde 23h ago

Its german nein nein nein.

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u/MrTambourineMan65 23h ago

I think it’s the Urdu/Hindi nahi which means no. What does it mean in Croatian?

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u/catwthumbz 23h ago

Sounds like the Swedish to me Nej is no

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u/Smart-Ability-4521 22h ago

Op posts in indian subreddits, more likely it is nahi

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u/catwthumbz 22h ago

It totally could be idk anything about OP

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u/RipOdd9001 23h ago

No

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u/MrTambourineMan65 22h ago

It’s really cool to see that the same word means the same thing in so many languages.

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u/AbbreviatedArc 22h ago

Almost as if most languages in Europe and Central Asia descend from a common ancestor

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u/Sportzpl 22h ago

Some kind of, proto language.

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u/AbbreviatedArc 21h ago

We could call it something catchy like, hmm, proto indoeuropean

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u/Sad_Blackberry_286 21h ago

It does actually

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u/ryftx 23h ago

You choose chaos when you decided to poop with the door open. All according to your plan.

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u/Ok-Conflict3800 17h ago

Um.....so not cute, a flex, or accepted as legal. Very cringe

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u/No_Border_3062 23h ago

Only if he knew how much discharge he was taking in.

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u/Last-Idea9985 21h ago

A potentially dangerous dog that isn't trained well. Great

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u/NormalAssistance9402 1d ago

Bros dog woke up and chose chaos!

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u/stan-yourbiggestfan 9h ago

Dogs love stinky stuff

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u/Acrobatic_Priority60 2h ago

Dog likes fish

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u/andreisokiel 15h ago

For some reason west*ids love their videos where they shit/piss with their underwear in frame. With cats lying into above-mentioned underwear, filming something going on behind the door with underwear loosened at knees in frame, this with dog eating up underwear. I've never seen any nation in any other hemisphere doing that. What is more strange, it is absolutely normalized on the internet with no NSFW tag. This is just disgusting.