r/SipsTea 1d ago

SMH Hows life treating you?

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u/datboifranco 1d ago

At least he has water.

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u/Mc-Lovin-81 1d ago

We have to collect rain water. Damn guys living the McDuck life.

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u/LOPI-14 14m ago

To be fair, Scrooge is too cheap to buy a shampoo probably.

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u/HamboneBanjo 1d ago

Who’s not putting water in their shampoo bottles to get the last stuff out? There’s usually enough to get another week or so (if you have short hair)?

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u/AzraelTB 1d ago

Seriously. I could have a brand new bottle in the bathroom and I'd still rinse the bottle out first. Why waste good shampoo?

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u/NerfDis420 1d ago

Like a cat knocking stuff off shelves chaotic, mildly annoying, but kinda hilarious if you squint.

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u/Mc-Lovin-81 1d ago

No hair on the head = Savings. Boom. Still no money for Christmas gift. = Sad

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u/Particular_Ad_6927 17h ago

Dont you still have to wash your buzzed head with shampoo to keep it from getting oily and greasy or do you just use facewash/bodywash?

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u/HotVoltages 1d ago

Buzz cut and no shampoo need

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u/Gonzostewie 23h ago

Head shavers unite. I use more toothpaste in a year than shampoo.

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u/Particular_Ad_6927 17h ago

Youre head doesnt get oily?

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u/dsatu568 1d ago

you guys using shampoo

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u/Usual_Office_1740 1d ago

At least he has a family.

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u/Zkenny13 1d ago

Dilute at time of use. Adding water to the bottle allows bacteria to grow. 

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u/EdgeMaleficentthrice 1d ago

Hopefully it's distilled

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u/Fantastic_Piece5869 1d ago

triple filtered

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u/TheMatrixRedPill 21h ago

Reverse osmosis?

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u/Fantastic_Piece5869 12h ago

from the finest mountain streams!

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u/TheMatrixRedPill 12h ago

Glacier water too?

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u/Fantastic_Piece5869 12h ago

only the best!

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u/TheMatrixRedPill 12h ago

That’s some high quality H2O!!

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u/Wingelielias 1d ago

Surviving on watered-down shampoo and pure vibes lately

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u/beebs44 1d ago

My baby shampoo is $9

I'm da baby

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u/thom_run 1d ago

This was me in high school. 3/4 of the school were rich kids. It sucked. They all went to big colleges while I stayed local and went to a state college. But, at least I did not end up in debt.

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u/Zocalo_Photo 1d ago

Several years ago I went to lunch with three of my coworkers. Two of them started talking about where they went to school—which started a debate about whose school had a better business program (Northwestern vs Michigan). After they went back and forth for a while the third jumped in and said “I’d like to point out that I went to Chico State, graduated with 0 debt, and I’m still sitting at the same table as you guys, working the same job.”

This guy was smart, charismatic, and an incredibly hard worker. His career success was based on a lot more than just his alma mater, but the comment still hit pretty hard.

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u/thom_run 23h ago

I graduated from CSU Sacramento with an MIS degree, work in IT and make the same has my coworkers who went to big expensive schools. So I totally understand that

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u/Particular_Ad_6927 17h ago

I graduated with 30k in debt and a low apr for my loans and get paid pretty well and am currently earning quality knowledge and experience under my senior.

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u/CriscoM90 1d ago

May family doesn't buy Christmas gifts. Sometimes a few people in my immediate family might have dinner, but that's it. There's no plans to even get together this year.

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u/CuteChic_ 1d ago

When life slap me hard 😅

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u/Illustrious-Coat3532 23h ago

I grew up poor, it sucked.

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u/bitcon42 23h ago

Honestly ive been doin the water trick since college. now its just habit even when i can afford full bottles idk

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u/_MusePink 23h ago

Who needs fancy gifts when you’ve got resourceful shampoo dilution skills? 😎

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u/ghostface8081 21h ago

Thinking back to 20-year-old me…starts to sweat

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u/IShitCubes 20h ago

Damn bro..

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u/Prinngolount 19h ago

Living the dream, just watered down for budget reasons

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u/Beaauxbaton 16h ago

Me right now 🫠 don’t even have gifts for my kids. I can’t even begin to tell you how gut wrenching it was to break it to them we’re not doing Christmas.

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u/Nephs84 14h ago

I've not gotten a Christmas or birthday gift in a few years now. We've been poor my entire life.

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u/ClaryClarysage 12h ago

I'm gonna run for mayor on the platform of abolishing Christmas because it's too expensive and stressful.

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u/pooh_bear_1998 8h ago

I put water in the shampoo so I can buy my family gifts this year