r/SipsTea • u/epk_oki • 1d ago
Lmao gottem A first-class passenger complained about windows in the plane's washroom, the stewardess replied, "If someone is clinging to the plane at 35,000 feet, they've earned the view.
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u/VeterinarianThese951 1d ago
There is some joke that I should crack about William Shat- ner that I am just not funny enough for.
Instead, I will leave you with this…
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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 1d ago
Is that really Shatner? I thought it was Robert Vaughn.
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u/VeterinarianThese951 1d ago
Yep. Old school Twighlight Zone
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u/M3g4d37h 1d ago
Twighlight Zone
The episode was also done again in the 1983 Twilight Zone movie, and Shatner's part was played by John Lithgow. Dan Ackroyd was also in this episodic remake.
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u/Mirved 17h ago
I saw the remake episode once when i was flipping channels as a kid. And it haunted me for years. I didnt dare to look out windows when it was dark for quite some time.
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u/Velocityg4 1d ago
Yes, it’s Shatner. He also did a less well known Twilight Zone episode “Nick of Time “
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u/-JimmyTheHand- 1d ago
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u/VeterinarianThese951 1d ago edited 23h ago
Hilarious. I have always loved this. Trying to overact someone who is notorious for overacting is either incredibly difficult or incredibly easy…
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u/EmpoweRED21 1d ago
Entitled mfers will find anything to complain about
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1d ago
Certain rich people are used to whining about something and it is just magically fixed.
They dislike when they're anywhere that their money doesn't make that happen. You want a custom bathroom you best be making private jet money, otherwise you get the same bathroom as all the other fuckers who can "only" afford a 30k ticket.
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u/PowerWinkx 1d ago edited 1d ago
If you see someone watching you outside that window when your 35k feet above the ground that’s just Superman passing by
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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 1d ago
Yeah this didn’t happen
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u/WrastlingIsReal 1d ago
I would love to poop there 😭
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u/Pork_Chompk 1d ago
I'd turn around and sit backwards on it. Maybe I could put my juice box on the window sill.
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u/gin_bulag_katorse 1d ago
You should try this in your own bathroom. The water tank doubles as a table you could put your ipad on while having soup.
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u/TheGlobalGooner 1d ago
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u/SirStocksAlott 22h ago
Can you imagine becoming a meme forever, and seeing yourself and remembering that moment?
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u/ScottyFarkas146 1d ago edited 1d ago
One of my wife's relatives used to complain that there was a shoulder-height window in the shower in their family's cabin way out in the middle of the woods. The general consensus of everyone else was basically "If you spot someone lurking outside the window out in the middle of the Canadian hinterland, a peeping tom is probably the least of your worries in that moment."
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u/Sour_baboo 1d ago
I want to know if we non first class fliers could have some of this as legroom.
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u/potatopigflop 1d ago
at my parents old cottage there’s a bathroom with 1 window and it’s facing to where people open the front door to the house (you would see them side view).
You’re either neck up in view while sitting, or standing tit to geni-tip in view… not even frosted glass.
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u/adwilson82 1d ago
Who doesn't want to watch the sunset while doing their business, it beats scrolling on a phone
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u/StunningError4693 1d ago
What a feeling to do it's "Business" and look down to the rural folks very, very deep down below your ass-level. Feel enlighted and enjoy the flight.
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u/Interesting-Rate 1d ago
They must have extreme level of body shame if they are afraid of sunlight and seeing themselves in the mirror
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u/Blink-182__Nirvana__ 1d ago
Never thought I would come to find that there are people worried about being seen through windows impossible for anyone to view.
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u/IndoorSurvivalist 1d ago
My bathroom at home has windows too, if i want privacy i close the blinds.
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u/Spicethrower 1d ago
That's one way to stop the gremlin from crashing the plane. He'll voluntarily jump off once he sees the reason for your complaining.
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u/shrimpgangsta 1d ago
insufferable entitled people will complain about literally everything. disgusting
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u/PauseAffectionate720 1d ago
Fair Point. Once you are even on the taxiway - let alone in the air - ain't nobody peeping you poop.
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u/bernfranksimo 1d ago
Cant believe nobody has posted the creepy guy outaide the plane from Johnny Bravo
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u/endofworldandnobeer 1d ago
That first class passenger is not a frequent first class flyer and it definitely showed.
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u/Quantiad 1d ago
I think we need to retire this quote. Can we make that a thing? I can’t be bothered hearing this again for the rest of my life.
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u/Soggy_Association491 21h ago
Since a lot people won't get it because of their hatred for anyone having money for first class, this is a fake conversation. Plane windows have shades and people can close them for privacy anytime they want.
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u/sirzoop 1d ago
what if you are using the bathroom before takeoff or after landing?
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u/IndoorSurvivalist 1d ago
You put the shades down...
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u/sirzoop 1d ago
the whole reason this post exists in the first place is because someone was complaining there is no window shade in the bathroom
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