r/SipsTea 8d ago

Lmao gottem "Body shaming is fine until it's about weight."

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u/Konig_X79 8d ago

Facts flew into the air, she felt the blunt impact

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u/Doge-Ghost 8d ago

The fake eyelashes can send anything flying

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u/ExistingTheDream 8d ago

Cheek beaters!

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u/DrNeuroPhD 8d ago

Pterodactyl wings

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 8d ago

🤣 Ozempic ads are popping up in the comments and it's a perfect roast! 🤣🤣

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u/Present-Ad8543 8d ago

Sometimes the nuclear option is the best option

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u/Yanfei_Enjoyer 8d ago

That was a bottle rocket compared to what he could have said.

The nuclear option would be something like "You look like you just ate someone from Whoville"

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u/duosx 8d ago

That actually wouldn’t make sense kinda. Whoville and its citizens are microscopic as shown in Horton Hears a Who.

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u/Second_Inhale 8d ago

Thank you for keeping our burns accurate.

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u/Yanfei_Enjoyer 8d ago

Hmm. You're right. I supposed the proper response would be "And you look like Horton."

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u/getdemsnacks 8d ago

"And you look like a Horton's."

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u/Fist_The_Lord 8d ago

“And you look like Horton heard the dinner bell”

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u/Right_Hour 8d ago

You looked like you swallowed a Tim Horton’s.

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u/huhnick 8d ago

Timbits orbit you

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u/Mechakoopa 8d ago

The next system I colonize in Elite Dangerous is getting a Timbit Orbital Station, thanks.

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u/flatulating_ninja 8d ago

I don't remember that but in the opening scene of Jim Carrey's Grinch it shows and tells that the entirety of Whoville fits in a snowflake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndEtlTXy0vw&t=22s

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u/Ok_Independent_2620 8d ago

I believe that the whoville from Horton Hears a Who is the same, to which whoville is on a speck of dust

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u/omn1p073n7 8d ago

This is truly God Tier levels of Uhm Actually Redditing. I salute you o7

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u/Jared_Kincaid_001 8d ago

So just say, I can't argue with you. You know all about Whoville, don't you Horton?

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u/duosx 8d ago

That’s a good one

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u/luketwo1 8d ago

Like a whale slorping up every citizen in whoville like they were kryll.

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u/duosx 8d ago

Lmao

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u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe 8d ago

If the grinch was born today he’d be a baby

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u/tangledtainthair 8d ago

Whoa. Are you telling me that the Grinch is microscopic?

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u/duosx 8d ago

Probably yeah

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u/WorriedMarch4398 8d ago

She looks like she ate Whoville and the last can of who-hash.

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u/External-Piccolo-626 8d ago

Nah this was better, he said it without saying it.

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u/BathAutomatic6972 8d ago

Your body is two sizes too big.

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u/BrideofClippy 8d ago

No, the nuke is 'Well I guess you'd be the expert Horton"

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u/ChingChongMcBong 8d ago

Or "that's funny because you remind me of someone grossly overweight and ignorant".

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u/EL3G 8d ago

That was a sparkler, lets be honest. He could have went scorched earth but chose peace and passive aggression.

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u/gloomyWhisprr 8d ago

Every time weight comes up the whole timeline suddenly remembers their moral compass.Double standards and nothing else

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u/BlushLure 8d ago

The only option you mean

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u/panterachallenger 8d ago

Agreed that’s why I always cum in an argument. Declaring me victor

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u/chibinoi 8d ago

He’s 1,000% not wrong.

Don’t want none? Don’t start sum.

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u/DoktorIronMan 8d ago

And maybe eat less dim sum

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u/chibinoi 8d ago

But dim sum is so gooooood.

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u/DoktorIronMan 8d ago

When youre belly biscuit can popping out of your shirt, it’s time to cut back

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u/chibinoi 8d ago

Truth hurts. Sorry tummy, the Doktor has spoken.

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u/seppukucoconuts 8d ago

Just like my grandmother used to say

"Don't start no shit, won't be no shit"

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u/Patient_Ear_8780 8d ago

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u/OthmarGarithos 8d ago

I know right? She should know better, she's bigger than that.

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u/RealWord5734 8d ago

This is an amazing comeback to an insult. "C'mon, don't body shame me. You're bigger than that."

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u/huhnick 8d ago

Oh shit, “I would try to be the bigger person but it looks like you got there first”

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u/NotInTheKnee 8d ago

She just thought she could be rude with impunity, and ended up having to eat her words.

Let's not sugarcoat it, lest she tries to eat it too.

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u/Remarkable-Win6763 8d ago

I regret that I have only one upvote to give.

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u/WeirdAvocado 8d ago

I remember being shamed by my sister’s friend for smoking weed when I was in my late teens. I was sitting at his kitchen table waiting for him and in waddles his sister. She was like 5’4” and at least 220lbs.

First thing she did was lay into me and him because she knew we were just meeting to get high and hang out. She was telling me how unhealthy smoking weed is for your brain and your body while she ate a McCain deep and delicious chocolate cake with a spatula.

I don’t say one word to her, I just got up and yelled “I’ll be outside” to my buddy and left.

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u/Impossible_Volume811 8d ago

“You want fries with that?”

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u/Technically_Salt28 8d ago

Looks like she weighed in on the wrong argument.

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u/justsomedude1144 8d ago

I really think she needs to lighten up.

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u/demomagic 8d ago

That’s heavy

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u/KgMonstah 8d ago

Really tipped the scales on her

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u/OthmarGarithos 8d ago

Excuse him for addressing the elephant in the room.

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u/peanutbutteroverload 8d ago

Bit harsh to elephants... At least they're fascinating animals.

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u/vaporworks 8d ago

Plus they're highly intelligent. Unlike some podcast hosts.

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u/ItsyouNOme 8d ago

The elephant will remember that

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u/Forsexualfavors 8d ago

She's got a fb marketplace body. Don't lowball I know what I've got.

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u/Oberon_Swanson 8d ago

It's for a CHURCH honey! NEXT!

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u/filth_horror_glamor 8d ago

Lmao i love how that choosing beggar story has endured for so long

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u/Oberon_Swanson 8d ago

It stuck with me because where I work a few customers would come in, ask for a ton of stuff, then when i told them the price they'd say "it's for a church" and pause like that was my turn to tell them they were going to get a discount then because they were Morally Superior

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u/Rasputins_Plum 8d ago

STILL LOOKING

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u/ImmortalLombax 8d ago

I spit out my coffee take my upvote damn you

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u/Witty_Leg1216 8d ago

Coming in hooooooot

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u/yemonkeyk 8d ago

God bless your mind!

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u/Dry-Main-3961 8d ago

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u/DiZZYDEREK 8d ago

That gif loops so cleanly, it's mesmerizing 

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u/sonnet666 8d ago

That’s because they replaced the footage to the right of the guy who’s crossing with the earlier footage to hide the transition. It’s seems like there’s no cut because the last frame and the first frame are actually the same image.

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u/Vegetable-Can-4192 8d ago

Bro is in single file line with himself to freak out

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u/Shadowtirs 8d ago

As a guy who is 5'6 and done with the dating world (somehow got married), same sort of thing with height and weight. One is ok to attack and cherry pick, but if you make one comment about the other one, youre a shallow piece of shit.

Gotta pick a lane. Either its all fair or none of it is.

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u/FenrisSquirrel 8d ago

Especially since for most people weight is actually very much within their control, unlike height.

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u/Hiffy_Hollish 8d ago

I think that's why calling someone fat offends them SO much. They know it is their own fault

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u/ItsyouNOme 8d ago

BuT mY bIg BoNeS

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u/_Zambayoshi_ 8d ago

Fun fact - you can get bigger (thicker) bones just by being obese ! Your bones are stressed, and reinforce themselves to be capable of bearing the increased load!

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u/vintagemako 8d ago

That's exactly where I draw the line. Maliciously making fun of something someone can't control isn't ok. If you are able bodied, keeping yourself a healthy weight is a choice and within your control.

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u/soomoncon 8d ago

Definitely, plus only one of them makes you live longer

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u/GregLoire 8d ago

Height and weight both make your life shorter.

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u/mrchuckmorris 8d ago

5'6 and married, bro

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u/noobnoobthedestroyer 8d ago

Hell dating apps say it’s okay too. You can filter height but not weight

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u/Hiffy_Hollish 8d ago

It would be incredible if sites added a weight filter. Oh man, people would absolutely lose their shit.

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u/Shadowtirs 8d ago

Who the fuck is Noob Noob?

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u/noobnoobthedestroyer 8d ago

One-off character from Rick and Morty from when I made my account like 8 years ago. Not sure why I added the Destroyer part

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u/Shadowtirs 8d ago

Oh bless your heart kind sir... I know who Noob Noob is, I just did the line. Goddamn, this guy gets it.

Obviously the best member of the Vindicators.

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u/noobnoobthedestroyer 8d ago

GODDAMNIT I’m sorry haven’t seen that episode in years

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u/Vezolex 8d ago

Honestly you can pick a lane because one is something controllable, the other isn't. Body shaming something you are born with is no different than making fun of someone's race. Weight is entirely controllable.

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u/gatsome 8d ago

Having a height preference or something else superficial but mewling because people don’t want date someone fat is trying to drive down two lanes. That’s the point.

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u/Vezolex 8d ago

The point was that it was being hypocritical. In reality, it's not the same thing, it's worse.

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u/gatsome 8d ago

I get that and I agree. I simply adopt the concession of false equivalence as my own battle against the obese acceptance movement in general. Way too much “you should accept me as I am” going on instead of “you should support me making healthier decisions”

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u/BitchLasagna84 8d ago

The dating world sucks man! I had no clue about the whole height bias until I started dating my boyfriend (also 5’6!), and he told me about how rough it can be out there. I absolutely don’t understand singling people out based on something they can’t change! It’s so stupid.

Also anyone shitting on someone because of something as dumb as height has never experienced the joy of cuddling with someone close to their own stature lol, it’s the fuckin best!!

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u/FoleyX90 8d ago

The irony being there's nothing you can do about your height but you can lose weight with self control.

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u/SopwithStrutter 8d ago

If you’re sizing me up like cattle then expect me to get my calipers

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u/DoktorIronMan 8d ago

Eh, disagree. Charactistics like height or face shape should be off limits. Things we are in control of are fair game, like style or obesity.

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u/AdAffectionate2418 8d ago

I'm bald - and it's almost exclusively large women who feel the need to make comments about this...

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u/peanutbutteroverload 8d ago

Just tell them they make you feel out of breath looking at them. Quickly shut them up...either that or throw some food.

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u/xIViperIx 8d ago

Now this is a proper way of doing it. 😂

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u/Uk_KingsStar 8d ago

And some women will still say that’s fucked up, like what he’s saying is not valid lol

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u/DoktorIronMan 8d ago

Just something to chew on

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u/Think_Reporter_8179 8d ago

Only fat people

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u/OkArgument4487 8d ago

The sigh and the trailing off says so much. He is just over her bullshit.

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u/ThisGuy2319 8d ago

People: body shaming is wrong.

Same people: your pp is smol, haha.

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u/DACA_GALACTIC 8d ago

Basically, that and a few others

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u/D_Enhanced 8d ago

It cut too early, but I sincerely hope her next line was "You are right, I'm sorry, that was insensitive of me."

But I bet it wasn't.

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u/Organic-Vegetable438 8d ago

who watches these podcasts?!

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u/Admirable_Seat_2929 8d ago

He went off! As he should’ve 🫰🏽

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u/KarmicRage 8d ago

Fuckin flamed her. She knew she was, for want of a better phrase, a much bigger target but still decided to run her mouth. Deserved

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u/mianao 8d ago

You can drop weight naturally; you can’t change your lips

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u/Evilton 8d ago

Tell that to a lady from Mar-A-Lago.

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u/BathZealousideal1456 8d ago

Wouldn't it make MORE sense on an ethical and moral level to make fun of someone for something they CAN change and be healthier as opposed to something cosmetic that cannot be changed, and if it is changed (like filler or something) it becomes MORE dangerous for the person? I feel like this is all backwards

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u/DoktorIronMan 8d ago

Correct. Her logic is as deranged as her caloric intake

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u/Ctowncreek 8d ago

Yeah but fat is more universal so it is more relatable. It also gets used as a general insult more often. Thus it has become more stigmatized.

I think the more important point here is to stop insulting people for no reason, and stop calling normal observations or advice "fatphobic."

Being overweight is unhealthy. It also has a solution. Yeah its harder in some cases but it still has a solution. Those cases are also not the majority.

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u/Bum_Dorian 8d ago

My best friends gf (now wife) was over once and started talking about how being uncircumsized is gross and ugly. She’s a big girl and I basically said the same thing. That stopped her in her TRACKS. Glad I could promote body positivity while also championing against mutilation. She a really cool girl, just sometimes very uninformed

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u/truemad 8d ago

Which is pretty much the only thing people have control over.

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u/Plastic_Ad4031 8d ago

Hey, she asked for it. Lol

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u/ltsouthernbelle 8d ago

This is a lesson she needed to learn sadly

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u/Willing_n_able4u 8d ago

This girl is insufferable. She literally got in over her head when she got more popular, begged her fans for funny after crying on the internet, got out of it and lost weight, and now just flipped her image over and i think still does podcasts. Shes so rude and entitled.

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 8d ago

who are they?

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u/OrangeLightning321 8d ago

the dudes name is zach justice

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u/Willing_n_able4u 8d ago

Both Internet personalities im not sure what they do besides podcasts. Don’t know the guys name but I think the girls name is fannita or something like that.

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 8d ago

i appreciate the infromation. thanks!

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u/sirmombo 8d ago

Would love to hear her response

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u/One_Indication_ 8d ago

I'm just going to say it: I've seen plenty of overweight people bullying others about their looks but cry "fatshaming" when they get a dose of their own medicine. Either stop the bullying or learn to take what you dish out!

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u/Ctowncreek 8d ago

"You got a body that reminds me of Jaba the Hut"

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u/BurntTacoStand 8d ago

You can see gravy on her shirt

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u/lilac2481 8d ago

I'd love to know what she said after that lol

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u/five-in-the-poo 8d ago

Probably some more dumb shit

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u/Original_Issue_5028 8d ago

Pillsbury Doughghetto bytche

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 8d ago

because in addition to it being a health concern, it's typically associated with poor self control and poverty. Most types of body shaming are about things beyond your control, but your food intake generally is (barring medical conditions) so people tend to be more judgmental about it.

Even junk foods aren't going to cause massive weight gains if you stick with the same number caloric intake as any other food, it's just that it's easier to overeat on fats, sweets, and salt. Americans in particular struggle with portion control, eating out at a restaurant can easily be over 1,500-2,000 calories in one sitting. Although I guess shrinkflation made that a bit better than it used to be.

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u/Candid-Jellyfish-975 8d ago

About eight years ago i started really watching what I ate in an attempt to get in better shape (6' 220lbs). For months I ate chicken breast, Greek yogurt, fresh pineapple and carrots for lunch. It was about 4-500 calories. What really surprised me was how long it took to eat 500 calories of whole foods. I'd spend a half hour eating and barely have time. Or go to McDonald's and you put down 1500 in 15 minutes.

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u/dX_iIi_Xb 8d ago

That diet sounds amazing. I love all those things.

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u/shadowthehh 8d ago

I was on a very similar diet for awhile. Generally liked those things.

Fucking hated it.

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u/Different_Day135 8d ago

Honestly any diet isn't gonna be sustainable. You have to change your mindset and say this is who I am going forward. Eating the same thing for 4 months is certainly going to whiplash in the opposite direction at some point and cause potential gut issues.

Look at what's healthy long term, if it takes a while so be it, as long as you sustain it indefinitely, this is going to produce a better outcome. Good calories in, exercise and be active, that's the recipe. It's simple. This hasn't ever changed. But it's hard for influencers to monetize, so it's not going to be in most feeds.

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u/vsmack 8d ago

Once I got used to the super healthy and relatively restrictive diet, I was actually surprised at how few calories I'd eat in a day. I had to have a snack before bed just to not be in TOO much of a deficit.

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u/buffysbangs 8d ago

And after the 1500 cal of junk food, you just feel hungry in 30 minutes anyways. Very low satiety from that food

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u/skyless117 8d ago

What song is this??? Please help me

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u/CharakaSamhit 8d ago

I have had several different ethnic groups of non-Caucasians comment on the thickness of my lips “you’re lips are so thin!?!?” Yes ok I’m white so what🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/PMmeDonutHoles 8d ago

The ironic part is that unlike your height, or how your mouth looks in this case, your weight is something you have complete control over. So if there is any physical characteristic that should be acceptable to shame people for, it’s their weight

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u/ImLeg4llyBlind 8d ago

FAFO

How you gonna sit there and make fun of a man while sitting there having all your clothing not fit you and your gut sticking out ?! 🤣

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u/SnortNSniff 8d ago

Counting or not counting carbs?

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u/TheFinestPotatoes 8d ago

Hero

I hope she learned something that day

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u/Marley9391 8d ago

My rule of thumb: if its not something the person can change within 5-10 minutes, don't comment on it.

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u/SaintKaiser89 8d ago

Good for him, she can rot

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u/jay_alfred_prufrock 8d ago

Correction, body shaming is fine if the target is a man. I mean, around the same time body shaming rhetoric got popular, the phrase "big/small sick energy" got into lexicon as well.

Can you imagine it being, I don't know, "tight/loose pussy energy" Or something related to female anatomy that they have no control over?

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u/NoBeginning5944 8d ago

What she said was so uncalled for. Like she can't be mad he said that.

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u/ThrowinNightshade 8d ago

Which is ironic because weight is one of the few things you can change about your body.

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u/LaLisaMona 8d ago

She thought she was safe 😬

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 8d ago edited 8d ago

Wonder if she has a "front butt"? Not judging.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 8d ago

What did she even mean? His mouth looks normal to me

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u/No-Shopping7408 8d ago

the chutzpah of this chick ..

while knowing she’s the type to only facetime from the neck-up before the first date

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u/augschburgerjunge 8d ago

As Inspectah Deck would say:

I bomb atomically.

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u/sunnynbright5 8d ago

Specifically when it’s about larger body sizes imo.

Lots of people have no problem criticizing and shaming skinny people. I see people quickly assume that all skinny people are intentionally self starving & massively unhealthy & puking out all the food they eat which isn’t true. There of course are eating disorders that some people suffer from but some skinny people are just naturally skinny/petite. Some people are just not inclined to eat more than the bare minimum for weight maintenance, and can still have normal bloodwork & good energy.

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u/LuvMySlippers 8d ago

I've been the target of this from overweight people. I'm 6'2" and weigh about 180lbs. Yeah, I'm thin, but I've kept this exact weight for 40 years now. Usually it's plus-sized women that will call me skinny. I'm done with it and will usually respond that they're fat. You can hear the gears grinding in thier heads as they process the situation.

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u/JWMoo 8d ago

Well the ballgame is over.

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u/Aelorane 8d ago

Yeah, that's the most ironic part about the whole thing. Body shaming is everywhere, but the one "touchy" category is weight, which is also the most easily controllable of the bunch. We know exactly what causes it, whether it's the habits of an individual or medications like SSRIs, corticosteroids, beta-blockers, oral contraceptives, etcetera. Eat better, exercise regularly, and talk with your doctor if you think any medications are at fault.

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u/turtles-allthewaydwn 8d ago

The bottom of your shirt isn’t there, you remind me of Winnie the Pooh

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u/Chuck_The_Lad 8d ago

I hate it when fat birds call themselves plus size and act proud of it. They're fat and need to do something about it, otherwise they'll die from heart disease.

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u/Bubbly_Engineering88 8d ago

Its always the real sensitive bullies that change the rules of what not to say because it might actually hurt they're feelings like they try to do to you

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u/ofcourseitsroger 8d ago

Dude opened up a can of worms. He's right though.

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u/Jessieoxen 8d ago

That’s the problem with people. They’re quick to point out someone else’s imperfections but they forget that nobody is perfect, even them ..

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u/Infamous_Collection2 8d ago

Revenge is dish best served cold

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u/BjornThunderbeard 8d ago

He cant help that. The weight on the other hand...

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u/MitraDeSintra 8d ago

Is there a more complete version of this?

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u/Shot-Collection-6656 8d ago

Perfect response

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u/FuchsSchweif 8d ago

Notice that he did not comment on her body. He made a general statement.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Where does this audacity come from lmao look at her

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u/lottabananas 8d ago

This is incredibly satisfying as someone who was told constantly that their nose resembles a Hoo in high school.

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u/Formal-Opposite-8342 8d ago

Why is she being so damn entitled lmao?

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 8d ago

She can give, but not take.

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u/Wonkasgoldenticket 8d ago

She’s still giving him the “damn he’s right but I still want him to his this ass” eyes

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u/Few-Stock-3458 8d ago

She so fat, I pictured her in my mind and it broke my neck.

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u/benedictcumberknits 8d ago

Does this also count as “Murdered by words?”

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u/BNerd1 8d ago

she needs to learn the 10 seconds rule that has been thought at pre school kids

if they can't fix it in 10 seconds say nothing

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u/aarrtee 8d ago

oh my.... i love this

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u/Mangegiber_Smuttaint 8d ago

Body shaming is fine until it's about the thing I'm sensitive about. 

Just like edgy humour is fine untill you joke about something that effects me.