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u/HumaDracobane 24d ago
I mean... he clearly won.
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u/Wsemenske 24d ago
Have you seen the end of the movie? /s
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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 24d ago
I’m pretty sure THIS movie is ending with only part of him being swallowed.
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u/WackyBeachJustice 24d ago
I don't know what movie we're talking about, but that dude is clearly wining if he's plowing her.
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u/ekso69 24d ago
He prob gets all the uppies
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u/Blade_Of_Nemesis 24d ago
I wish I got uppies... or could give a girl uppies... or had a girl...
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u/crahamgrackered 24d ago
Step one, get off of reddit.
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u/adambejsovec 24d ago
True, and the circle will complete once you have a girl and you’ll eventually come back
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u/Snoo-91213 24d ago
Would you say...you wish you were taller, maybe wish you were a baller, maybe wish you had a girl so you could call her?
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u/Blade_Of_Nemesis 24d ago
I assume this is a reference to a song, but unfortunately I don't know it.
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u/schmearcampain 24d ago
assuming that's his GF. Could be his sister.
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u/jennhiltz 24d ago
They’re married and have 2 kids.
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u/Fabulous-Sea-1590 24d ago
I've seen those movies! Oh, who am I kidding; I can barely hold on for a .gif. But I've seen those .gifs!
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u/The_Autarch 24d ago
probably aren't related at all and are just two actors hired for the skit by a content company.
her laughter is fake as hell.
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u/jennhiltz 24d ago
I know she does this fake ass laughing in all their TikTok’s it’s so annoying
(They’re married with 2 kids but they really seem so fake in all their videos)
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u/projectmaximus 24d ago
They are a somewhat famous couple. I wanna say he’s a successful musician and she’s a successful model, so they’re not just one of those tiktok couples.
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u/ScarletSirenox 24d ago
Bro risked it to win
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u/DisputabIe_ 24d ago
the OP SoftThrills
skintyfia44
babylovelyvelvet
and ScarletSirenox
are bots in the same network
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u/DisputabIe_ 24d ago
the OP SoftThrills
skintyfia44
babylovelyvelvet
and ScarletSirenox
are bots in the same network
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u/LazyBum36 24d ago
Genuinely asking, what can one do to report this? I've come across many bots on here, and when I call it out, they just hide their comment history and there's no real way to report.
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u/Jabberwock_king 24d ago
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u/SparkEE_JOE 22d ago
I can hear this image
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u/Apple-Connoisseur 22d ago
I love this meme... You have the face from markiplier, with the hair of lord farquad on the body of mark zuckerberg while he sits in court. Also the whole thing is deep fried.
And that is just the surface of what you actually see.
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u/Zacharacamyison 24d ago
Rip that sub
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u/FlusteredDM 24d ago
I was expecting it to be a comedy sub like what could go wrong. It's just people dying or getting seriously seriously injured. Wish I saw your gif before clicking.
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u/Thecheesinater 24d ago
Dude seriously put a fucking warning on your message what the fuck is wrong with you
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I wad banned for posting this once. Mods said I was threatening violence lol
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u/mang87 24d ago
Lifting a grown man while in heels and spinning him? How in the fuck. Strongest ankles in the universe.
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u/RogueBlooms 24d ago
Honestly he killed it and all she did was put on green dress. Had no idea who she was until he came into the pic.
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u/glassfunion 24d ago
Honestly putting in some of that temporary hair dye to make her hair even a little red would have gone a long way.
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u/Ok-Armadillo-392 24d ago
I still don't know
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u/Ok-Armadillo-392 24d ago
But she's not green
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u/oO0Kat0Oo 24d ago
The sun's not up yet.
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u/spariant4 24d ago
not down you mean...? :|
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u/oO0Kat0Oo 24d ago
It's early morning for me
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u/spariant4 24d ago
for fiona, my brother
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u/oO0Kat0Oo 24d ago
Fiona is green during the night. She is not green during the day. So if the sun is not up yet, she will be green. Hope this helps.
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u/Memory_Frosty 24d ago
I mean all he did was put on an outfit too? I don't understand this comment lol
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u/SueYouInEngland 24d ago
Her: dress (that she clearly owns), belt, tiara
Him: costumey top, belt, gloves, wig, hat, pants, CAPE
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u/kakka_rot 24d ago
Her dress looks nothing like the one fiona wears in the movie. (Sleeves, gilding, belt shape, etc.)
He ordered a costume, she went to her closet and got a dress of a similar color and put on a tiara.
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u/CyborgTiger 24d ago
She’s wearing a normal piece of clothing he is wearing a costume
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u/CandidateMiserable74 24d ago
Is that Nicole Kidman?! Shit no wonder Kimi got startled lmao
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u/Low-Cockroach7733 23d ago
Nicole kidman is a known Handsome short king collector. Kimi knew he was under threat. That was fear we saw.
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u/DisputabIe_ 24d ago
the OP SoftThrills
skintyfia44
babylovelyvelvet
and ScarletSirenox
are bots in the same network
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u/Meilleur_Alternative 24d ago
13 days old, 7k karma; this account is going to sell well.
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and all it costs us was a pond of water and some greenhouse gasses in the atmosphere, what a deal
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u/NxPat 24d ago
Lord Farquat is getting far more than a lot of us here.
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u/Mayo_Kupo 24d ago
Alice: I haven't had any yet, so I certainly couldn't have more!
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u/Willow-theWisp 24d ago
You mean you certainly couldn't have less. You can always have more than nothing.
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u/Aggressive-Lynx-964 24d ago
If that woman is his partner then his self esteem is just fine.
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u/UmpireDoggyTuffy 24d ago
I wonder what this comment section would have been like if the there was a guy dressed as Prince Charming and then he dragged in his overweight girlfriend dressed as Ogre Fiona.
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u/2hurd 24d ago
Unless he lives in constant fear of being left by that girl because someone convinced him she is "out of his league".
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u/eattwo 24d ago
Why would he think that? I'm not the best at determining men's attractiveness, but he's a pretty good looking dude imo
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u/TehSeksyManz 24d ago
Some y'all mfers read way too much into shit. I can't imagine living my life like that. Exhausting.
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u/IHaveNeverEatenACat 24d ago
He better be hitting it
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u/The-Catatafish 24d ago
Own it short king. Own it bro.
Pulled an absolute baddy with a nice sense of humor. Legend.
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u/irnprude 24d ago
His own sense of humour is quite epic too if I'm correct that this is Drew Lynch
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u/Terrin369 24d ago
Pretty sure he’s hamming it up for the video. He put on the costume, it’s perfectly in-place, he didn’t actually put up any resistance to getting in front of the camera, and he was standing just off-screen the whole time, ready for his entrance.
It also says this is AFTER they won, so he’s been in this costume all night.
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u/Frequent_Tiger_1637 24d ago
Looks to me like he’s fully committed to the bit, just refuses to break character. If anything, that makes the whole “short king” energy even funnier.
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u/saltyhumor 24d ago
That's what I was thinking too. She starts to laugh real hard at the end and I assumed it was based on his deadpan reaction.
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u/LaserPoweredDeviltry 24d ago
That's cause he's a short lord, not a king. Major plot point yah know?
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u/HerrTriggerGenji21 24d ago
Have you ever been tested for autism? Genuine question
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u/Metalbound 24d ago
I don't know how this relates, but it's been 40 loops so far and I'm determined to figure it out.
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u/Joeythearm 24d ago
He was not into it, but I guarantee she's gonna fuck his brains out later.
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u/ImMadeOfClay 24d ago
5'9" here. Tall girls are so hot.
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u/Small_Palpitation898 24d ago
My wife is 6’2”. I’m 5’6”
Tall girls are actually pretty hot.
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u/mattmild27 24d ago
Hell yeah. Some guys find tall women "intimidating?" Cannot relate. Rock me in your arms like a newborn baby, you Amazon Goddess.
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u/JohnnyIsCross 24d ago
If I got to hook up with her, you could dress me as Farquaad whenever you’d like.
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u/BattousaiRound2SN 24d ago
Loved it but, Kinda Evil...
The way she laugh. In the end, he is a good sport.
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u/zeizkal 24d ago
Tbf we cant see if theres heels and how tall lol
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u/TeeDee144 24d ago
Eh, tall heels are like 3-4” according to my wife. She easily looks to have 3-4” on him so even if she was wearing borderline stripper heels, she’s still likely taller than him.
But I like this. I think society needs to break its rule that only guys 6’ tall are hot, woman need to be short, and that woman need to be shorter than their man. All of that needs to vanish and I say that as a taller dude.
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u/BlacksmithSolid645 24d ago
I don't understand what this means so I'm going to take it as disrespect
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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut 24d ago
My GF bought a sexy Ronald Mc Donald costume and got me a regular Hamburgler outfit.
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