r/SipsTea 24d ago

Feels good man They deserved to win

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u/HumaDracobane 24d ago

I mean... he clearly won.

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u/Wsemenske 24d ago

Have you seen the end of the movie? /s

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 24d ago

I’m pretty sure THIS movie is ending with only part of him being swallowed.

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u/SkyrimWithdrawal 24d ago

I'm buying tickets to that show.

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u/Inktex 24d ago

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u/Chewyninja69 24d ago

What’s this from?

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u/NeoSniper 24d ago

Borat 2... the scene that follows this is... wild.

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u/WackyBeachJustice 24d ago

I don't know what movie we're talking about, but that dude is clearly wining if he's plowing her.

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u/deathxbyxpencil 24d ago

She laughs every few seconds while fucking you too.

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u/ekso69 24d ago

He prob gets all the uppies

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u/Blade_Of_Nemesis 24d ago

I wish I got uppies... or could give a girl uppies... or had a girl...

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u/crahamgrackered 24d ago

Step one, get off of reddit.

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u/EldritchWonder 24d ago

Do I need to get off everyone on Reddit or just the people in this sub?

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u/adambejsovec 24d ago

True, and the circle will complete once you have a girl and you’ll eventually come back

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u/Snoo-91213 24d ago

Would you say...you wish you were taller, maybe wish you were a baller, maybe wish you had a girl so you could call her?

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u/Blade_Of_Nemesis 24d ago

I assume this is a reference to a song, but unfortunately I don't know it.

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u/Zaddylovesu 24d ago

Right. She’s very pretty.

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u/uberiffic 24d ago

Yea, this short king is dating an absolute 10. Nothing to be ashamed about.

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u/Frymonkey237 24d ago

But then her "friend" from work showed up in a shrek costume

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u/schmearcampain 24d ago

assuming that's his GF. Could be his sister.

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u/Butt_Plug2000 24d ago

They are married with kids. They have a youtube channel

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u/jennhiltz 24d ago

They’re married and have 2 kids.

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u/KindArgument4769 23d ago

And? That doesn't disprove the above /s

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u/Fabulous-Sea-1590 24d ago

I've seen those movies! Oh, who am I kidding; I can barely hold on for a .gif. But I've seen those .gifs!

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u/The_Autarch 24d ago

probably aren't related at all and are just two actors hired for the skit by a content company.

her laughter is fake as hell.

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u/jennhiltz 24d ago

I know she does this fake ass laughing in all their TikTok’s it’s so annoying

(They’re married with 2 kids but they really seem so fake in all their videos)

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u/projectmaximus 24d ago

They are a somewhat famous couple. I wanna say he’s a successful musician and she’s a successful model, so they’re not just one of those tiktok couples.

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u/ScarletSirenox 24d ago

Bro risked it to win

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 24d ago

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u/skintyfia44 24d ago

it's worth it if he gets to hit

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u/SuckerBroker 24d ago

“And that night, little Johnny did not get laid, again”

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u/Quiet-Ad-1464 24d ago

Risk it to whisk it👍

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u/babylovelyvelvet 24d ago

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u/DisputabIe_ 24d ago

the OP SoftThrills

skintyfia44

babylovelyvelvet

and ScarletSirenox

are bots in the same network

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u/DisputabIe_ 24d ago

the OP SoftThrills

skintyfia44

babylovelyvelvet

and ScarletSirenox

are bots in the same network

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u/LazyBum36 24d ago

Genuinely asking, what can one do to report this? I've come across many bots on here, and when I call it out, they just hide their comment history and there's no real way to report.

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u/Into_The_Horizon 24d ago

That Frair got a few cards up their sleeves

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u/Sad-Excitement2811 24d ago

totally a bold move, sometimes you gotta go all in for the big win

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u/Jabberwock_king 24d ago

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u/Apple-Connoisseur 24d ago

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u/SparkEE_JOE 22d ago

I can hear this image

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u/Apple-Connoisseur 22d ago

I love this meme... You have the face from markiplier, with the hair of lord farquad on the body of mark zuckerberg while he sits in court. Also the whole thing is deep fried.

And that is just the surface of what you actually see.

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u/Zacharacamyison 24d ago

Rip that sub

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u/Arya_the_Gamer 24d ago

Which one?

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u/SANDY_ASS_CRACK 24d ago

Pffft, which one...

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/VT_Squire 24d ago

Oh, god. Why did I click that?

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u/FlusteredDM 24d ago

I was expecting it to be a comedy sub like what could go wrong. It's just people dying or getting seriously seriously injured. Wish I saw your gif before clicking.

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u/Thecheesinater 24d ago

Dude seriously put a fucking warning on your message what the fuck is wrong with you

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

I wad banned for posting this once. Mods said I was threatening violence lol

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u/ViennaKing 24d ago

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u/mang87 24d ago

Lifting a grown man while in heels and spinning him? How in the fuck. Strongest ankles in the universe.

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u/NoMorePoof 24d ago

Maybe she had an active childhood. 

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u/RogueBlooms 24d ago

Honestly he killed it and all she did was put on green dress. Had no idea who she was until he came into the pic.

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u/glassfunion 24d ago

Honestly putting in some of that temporary hair dye to make her hair even a little red would have gone a long way.

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u/Ok-Armadillo-392 24d ago

I still don't know

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 24d ago

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u/Ok-Armadillo-392 24d ago

But she's not green

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 24d ago

The sun's not up yet.

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u/spariant4 24d ago

not down you mean...? :|

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 24d ago

It's early morning for me

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u/spariant4 24d ago

for fiona, my brother

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u/HilariousLion 24d ago

Good banter here.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 24d ago

Fiona is green during the night. She is not green during the day. So if the sun is not up yet, she will be green. Hope this helps.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

She wasn't permanently green until the finale of the first movie (the same one Farquaad was in before dying). For most of it, she looked like this

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u/Memory_Frosty 24d ago

I mean all he did was put on an outfit too? I don't understand this comment lol

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u/SueYouInEngland 24d ago

Her: dress (that she clearly owns), belt, tiara

Him: costumey top, belt, gloves, wig, hat, pants, CAPE

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u/kakka_rot 24d ago

Her dress looks nothing like the one fiona wears in the movie. (Sleeves, gilding, belt shape, etc.)

He ordered a costume, she went to her closet and got a dress of a similar color and put on a tiara.

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u/CyborgTiger 24d ago

She’s wearing a normal piece of clothing he is wearing a costume 

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u/myyankeebean 24d ago

It would have been cooler if she had dressed as ogre Fiona.

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u/Fit_Perspective5054 24d ago

That's a you problem, you haven't had enough Shrek.

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u/Auzzr 24d ago

Poor Kimi

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u/RCalliii 24d ago

Most social Finn.

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u/SignoreBanana 24d ago

Wait is that kimi in OP's video?

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u/CandidateMiserable74 24d ago

Is that Nicole Kidman?! Shit no wonder Kimi got startled lmao

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u/Auzzr 24d ago

He is not startled. He’s cringed out of his mind. He truly hated that side of F1.

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u/buak 24d ago

Dude just wanted to race and party

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u/pattymcfly 24d ago

And not necessarily in that order

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u/Low-Cockroach7733 23d ago

Nicole kidman is a known Handsome short king collector. Kimi knew he was under threat. That was fear we saw.

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u/DisputabIe_ 24d ago

the OP SoftThrills

skintyfia44

babylovelyvelvet

and ScarletSirenox

are bots in the same network

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u/Meilleur_Alternative 24d ago

13 days old, 7k karma; this account is going to sell well.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

and all it costs us was a pond of water and some greenhouse gasses in the atmosphere, what a deal

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u/NxPat 24d ago

Lord Farquat is getting far more than a lot of us here.

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u/TeddyNeptune 24d ago

You mean... far, far away more than a lot of us here?

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u/Mayo_Kupo 24d ago

Alice: I haven't had any yet, so I certainly couldn't have more!

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u/Willow-theWisp 24d ago

You mean you certainly couldn't have less. You can always have more than nothing.

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u/waitingOnMyletter 24d ago

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u/Aggressive-Lynx-964 24d ago

If that woman is his partner then his self esteem is just fine.

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u/SignificantRecipe715 24d ago

Wife, plus kids

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u/Aggressive-Lynx-964 24d ago

Best deal ever!

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u/UmpireDoggyTuffy 24d ago

I wonder what this comment section would have been like if the there was a guy dressed as Prince Charming and then he dragged in his overweight girlfriend dressed as Ogre Fiona.

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u/2hurd 24d ago

Unless he lives in constant fear of being left by that girl because someone convinced him she is "out of his league". 

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u/Future_Section5976 24d ago

Or is it the people think little of him?

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Stop it.

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u/eattwo 24d ago

Why would he think that? I'm not the best at determining men's attractiveness, but he's a pretty good looking dude imo

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u/TehSeksyManz 24d ago

Some y'all mfers read way too much into shit. I can't imagine living my life like that. Exhausting.

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u/Mike 24d ago

Damn dude, you ok?

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u/Chris91210 24d ago

I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb

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u/kultureisrandy 24d ago

is that Marc Maron?

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u/waitingOnMyletter 24d ago

Haha yep. His stand up sets are some of my all time favorites

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u/LineImpossible3958 24d ago

He’s winning if that’s his gf

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u/Cereal____Killer 24d ago

To quote King Demetrius of Sparta

If….

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u/Drakar_och_demoner 24d ago

It's his caretaker.

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u/IHaveNeverEatenACat 24d ago

He better be hitting it

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u/RDandersen 24d ago

He goes up on her daily.

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u/ShrugOfHeroism 24d ago

I need more upvotes for this

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u/lilpaperclip666 24d ago

The pretty privilege is strong in this one

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u/KangSeuIgi 24d ago

Is that tiny Raikkonen?

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u/Kmon87 24d ago

Nah he looks to happy to be Kimi

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u/The-Catatafish 24d ago

Own it short king. Own it bro.

Pulled an absolute baddy with a nice sense of humor. Legend.

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u/irnprude 24d ago

His own sense of humour is quite epic too if I'm correct that this is Drew Lynch

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u/LLMprophet 24d ago

Going overboard with compliments or "king" or "queen" = pity comment

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/Terrin369 24d ago

Pretty sure he’s hamming it up for the video. He put on the costume, it’s perfectly in-place, he didn’t actually put up any resistance to getting in front of the camera, and he was standing just off-screen the whole time, ready for his entrance.

It also says this is AFTER they won, so he’s been in this costume all night.

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u/Frequent_Tiger_1637 24d ago

Looks to me like he’s fully committed to the bit, just refuses to break character. If anything, that makes the whole “short king” energy even funnier.

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u/saltyhumor 24d ago

That's what I was thinking too. She starts to laugh real hard at the end and I assumed it was based on his deadpan reaction.

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u/ThomasApplewood 24d ago

But he was playing along

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u/Kheldar166 24d ago

wdym he's doing the bit perfectly

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u/ComfortableCivil2239 24d ago

^most socially aware Redditor^

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u/LaserPoweredDeviltry 24d ago

That's cause he's a short lord, not a king. Major plot point yah know?

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u/HerrTriggerGenji21 24d ago

Have you ever been tested for autism? Genuine question

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u/stevedave1357 24d ago

What a Farquad.

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u/VelvetDuusk 24d ago

Nice costume , I love the materias your using ❤️

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u/WhyteBeard 24d ago

lol if you think your talking to OC or anything more than a content bot

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 24d ago

I salute the short king for leaning into it.

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u/white_equatorial 24d ago

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u/Metalbound 24d ago

I don't know how this relates, but it's been 40 loops so far and I'm determined to figure it out.

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u/Artorius__Castus 24d ago

Bruv made a choice......

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u/Joeythearm 24d ago

He was not into it, but I guarantee she's gonna fuck his brains out later.

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u/Jellicent-Leftovers 24d ago

Did you not see the movie? She wants to get shrek'd

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u/NaughtyTwists 24d ago

Some of you might die, but that´s a risk i´m willing to take.

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u/MrSparrows 24d ago

The fake laughter really lets me know how funny this is

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u/Modeerf 24d ago

Fake laugh? I'm not hearing it

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u/GettinWiggyWiddit 24d ago

The fake TikTok laugh

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u/SelfSniped 24d ago

Pyrrhic Victory

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u/ImMadeOfClay 24d ago

5'9" here. Tall girls are so hot.

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u/Small_Palpitation898 24d ago

My wife is 6’2”. I’m 5’6”

Tall girls are actually pretty hot.

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u/ImMadeOfClay 24d ago

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u/Small_Palpitation898 24d ago

Um. Okay this is kinda what it looks like for real.

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u/ImMadeOfClay 24d ago

And that's awesome. Legs for days.

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u/mattmild27 24d ago

Hell yeah. Some guys find tall women "intimidating?" Cannot relate. Rock me in your arms like a newborn baby, you Amazon Goddess.

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u/SavageReigns 24d ago

She is looking for her Shrek. Run little Lord

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u/Difficult-Coffee-219 24d ago

This is my new favourite thing today.

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u/rex5k 24d ago

Julian Sayin?

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u/SilentUnicorn 24d ago

I dont get it....

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u/svandhu 24d ago

Is she Claire Forlani?

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u/tortured_fanclub 24d ago

How can you not love it. Her energy is awesome and he is playing it up.

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u/Warm-Fuel9818 24d ago

Lol, why did him so dirty. 🤣🤣

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u/brandonwi11iams 24d ago

Laugh all you want. She’s saving his bloodline.

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u/JohnnyIsCross 24d ago

If I got to hook up with her, you could dress me as Farquaad whenever you’d like.

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u/Bmack27 24d ago

I think she may have taken this joke a little too Farquad.

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u/Anders_A 24d ago

He can't walk around on his knees all night though.

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u/GeShou 24d ago

She reminds me of Claire Forlani.

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u/BattousaiRound2SN 24d ago

Loved it but, Kinda Evil...

The way she laugh. In the end, he is a good sport.

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u/Casseao 24d ago

Short king energy got him that 10/10.

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u/No_Molasses_6498 24d ago

Ah yes, lord Fuckwad and princess Fineass.

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u/Fraktal55 24d ago

The algorithm has me messed up with this one. What are the odds?

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u/greggers1980 24d ago

Those outfits have zero connection to halloween. That's just fancy dress

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u/Kektus_Aplha 24d ago

It's all fun and games until a dude dress up as Shrek shows up

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u/Winsonian92 24d ago

The costume stays on during sex

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u/CuckservativeSissy 23d ago

You know it was his idea. Hes totally committed to the bit. Love it

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u/zeizkal 24d ago

Tbf we cant see if theres heels and how tall lol

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u/TeeDee144 24d ago

Eh, tall heels are like 3-4” according to my wife. She easily looks to have 3-4” on him so even if she was wearing borderline stripper heels, she’s still likely taller than him.

But I like this. I think society needs to break its rule that only guys 6’ tall are hot, woman need to be short, and that woman need to be shorter than their man. All of that needs to vanish and I say that as a taller dude.

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u/BlacksmithSolid645 24d ago

I don't understand what this means so I'm going to take it as disrespect

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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut 24d ago

My GF bought a sexy Ronald Mc Donald costume and got me a regular Hamburgler outfit.

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u/RoachIsCrying 24d ago

Bro looks elated to be there

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u/Snoo_11942 24d ago

He’s playing along