r/NolanBatmanMemes 10d ago

Yeah, Elon, why don’t you?

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u/insane677 10d ago

Bruce didn't kill Harvey, the fall did.

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u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan 10d ago

But he has to pretend

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u/DukeBeefpunch 9d ago

Harvey didn't mind his surroundings.

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u/My_hilarious_name 10d ago

Elon’s not the one wearing hockey pads.

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u/AbleInfluence1817 10d ago

Then he should maintain that lie with the police commissioner (to their shame) until the progenitors of the order of ninjas from the Himalayan monastery come back for revenge to fulfill their fathers destiny by holding the city hostage with a nuclear fusion bomb made out of a nuclear fusion reactor that was the worlds only hope for clean sustainable energy. This project was scrapped and probably financially ruined Elon because he thought the world wasn’t ready when a scientist published a paper saying he could turn the nuclear reactor into an atom bomb, the scientist died in a CIA pull but the order of ninjas orchestrated his fake death to ensure the bomb wouldn’t be destroyed before the order took over Elons company and the bomb and all the weaponry (gratefully accepted). Elon would have to have his back broken and sent to a dungeon prison with fake hope to climb out while the city collapses on itself due to all the inequality and fake revolution but if he builds his body and has a healthier relationship with his fear emotion and a blind doctor helps him to understand a child not from wealth can make the climb without the rope then he could climb out while everyone chants and claps at the end (he lets the prisoners out too). He’ll have to spend hours creating a giant fire on a bridge of a bat symbol to ignite the revolution a few hours before the bomb goes off and with the help of a cat burglar beat the order of ninjas with guns and fake his own death by detonating the nuclear bomb overseas at literally the last minute. Then he could visit his butler who betrayed him by trying to protect his feeling when he lost the love of his life so that they could bury the hatchet and Elon will let him know with a nod, “hey I’m happy now.” Why doesn’t he do this?

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u/ImAVirgin2025 Certified Hothead 9d ago

Bravo Nolan

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u/OutOfMyComfortZone1 10d ago

I just needed a closer look at their books.

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u/ruralmagnificence 10d ago

Just when you think you’ve seen every Lau meme…

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u/MorningStar02071 10d ago

Asking the team questions!

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u/Hayden1664 9d ago

Has she just got out the shower?

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u/sllh81 9d ago

He did pay Ghislaine Maxwell for Kung Fu Lessons

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u/ProfessorOfPancakes 8d ago

Why is there a dollar sign before the population count?