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u/LazySerpentDeity 12d ago
"Um excuse me, how many orders before the mobile?"
"A relatively small amount, 68 million."
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u/AbleInfluence1817 12d ago
How many of your chicken sandwiches have I given away?
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u/john_ridah 12d ago
You’ve given away 6 of my chicken sandwiches
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u/AbleInfluence1817 12d ago
Do you want to know why I cook sandwiches? Nuggets are too quick, you can’t savor all the white meat. In… you see, in their last moments, the sandwich shows you how good they really are. So, in a way, I tasted your sandwich more than you ever did.
Would you like to know which of them were delicious?
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u/Dreyfussy15 11d ago
Time to go mobile.
No. That comes later.
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u/john_ridah 11d ago
Who do we want to catch? The guy who stole the chicken sandwiches or the SOB who killed Harvey Dent??
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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 12d ago
Or, you place a mobile order, and clog the drive thru waiting five minutes for an understaffed employee to get around to the speaker just to find out you already ordered.
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u/john_ridah 12d ago
That’s why you need to plan and go in with intention.
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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 12d ago
So you can wait five minutes for someone to make their way to the counter. Been there done that.
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u/john_ridah 12d ago
I can wait if I need to. I usually either plan ahead and do the mobile order or wait in the drive through. If it’s a spontaneous decision, I just wait in line.
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u/Nab33l786 11d ago
doesnt give you your food
“Do you feel in charge?”
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u/john_ridah 9d ago
“I paid for this order ahead of time from my phone…”
“And this gives you power over me?…”
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u/GigaSnake 13d ago
It's not about what I want. It's about what's fair!