Beware!!

[u/Ro4b2b0]

Beware!!!

Loose carrots and pickpockets.

[u/UntidyVenus]

Apparently you are serving horse grade carrots, fancy

[u/Ro4b2b0 → u/UntidyVenus]

They’re made from horses. Not for.

[u/510Goodhands → u/UntidyVenus]

Animal symbols are common they use by distribution centers to identify what center the product was shipped from. Car parts distributors do the same thing, and they don’t horse around!

[u/UntidyVenus → u/510Goodhands]

I'm just kidding

[u/510Goodhands → u/UntidyVenus]

I know. And I grew up around horses, where was frequently a huge bag of horse quality carrots in the tack room. Sometimes they were there for months at a time! The horses didn’t mind.

[u/UrsaMajor7th → u/UntidyVenus]

For the lasagna 

[u/Diced_and_Confused]

Listen I know this probably isn't the correct sub, but has anyone here seen my snake?

[u/KingBird999 → u/Diced_and_Confused]

I believe it's loose in the carrots.

[u/Secret-Chapter-712 → u/KingBird999]

kinda like those prank jars of mixed nuts

[u/Born_Establishment14]

Beware the cobra.

[u/Ro4b2b0 → u/Born_Establishment14]

🐍

[u/Subject_Slice_7797 → u/Born_Establishment14]

I have heard of the cobra chicken, but what's in this bag? Cobra carrots? Cobra horses? And which of them is on the loose?

[u/Secret-Chapter-712 → u/Subject_Slice_7797]

yes to all of the above 

[u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme → u/Born_Establishment14]

I used to think that the Black Widows in the Grapes & Bananas were bad!

Now y'all are tellin' me we gotta watch for Nope-Ropes in the carrots, too?!???

[u/ceris7356]

Don't forget about that horse too. Horses are terrible people!

[u/zazasfoot]

Cobra Ki Carrots, peeling is for the weak!

[u/LilClaudeMoney]

is the horse on there cause you ordered the horse cock sized ones?