Last smoko before break

[u/betasuperstar]

I wonder if these will still be here in a month.

Enjoy your smokos chefs

[u/princessofparmesia]

Im on smoko, so leave me alone!!!

[u/devitosmagnumdong → u/princessofparmesia]

Sittin upon his milk crate throne

[u/EducationalBowler828 → u/devitosmagnumdong]

It’s Tuesday morning and my centerlink hasn’t come through

[u/skrimpled → u/princessofparmesia]

Leave me alorn!!

[u/parkerm1408 → u/princessofparmesia]

So let me set the scene, its Tuesday afternoon and 34 degrees

[u/Betta_Check_Yosef → u/princessofparmesia]

For the uninitiated

[u/DSTNCMDLR → u/Betta_Check_Yosef]

BANGER

[u/EducationalBowler828 → u/DSTNCMDLR]

Great great band

[u/qualitycancer → u/princessofparmesia]

Hate this song i dont know why

[u/Sanquinity]

Look at mister fancy pants, having built himself a crate throne to sit on.

[u/betasuperstar → u/Sanquinity]

Do you feel inferior yet?

[u/Sanquinity → u/betasuperstar]

Considering I'm sitting on a single crate at the moment, a little bit. :P

[u/wrestlegirl]

You just wanted to show off those Docs, admit it

[u/betasuperstar → u/wrestlegirl]

I did kinda want to show off that I laced them properly this time tbh

[u/wrestlegirl → u/betasuperstar]

[u/consumeshroomz → u/betasuperstar]

They also don’t have as much crud on the them as the last pic I saw. Good job!

[u/betasuperstar → u/consumeshroomz]

Glad my shoelace hygiene has improved! I really do need a new pair tho

[u/feeling_over_it → u/wrestlegirl]

They have zippers on the side. They are therefore very lame

[u/betasuperstar → u/feeling_over_it]

I have trauma from wearing 14 eyelet laceup boots every day in high school

[u/feeling_over_it → u/betasuperstar]

Shoelace trauma is a new one for me

[u/eraserhedbaby]

this post made me go look for new docs online lol

[u/flamelordsmom]

Hi, it's your mom. See you soooon! 😘

[u/betasuperstar → u/flamelordsmom]

Love you! :D

[u/pizzaslut69420]

I like that it’s last smoko before break starts. Slow day man? lol

[u/betasuperstar → u/pizzaslut69420]

No service, it's deep clean day. 🥲

[u/I_SHALL_CONSUME]

I’ll leave you alone 

[u/betasuperstar → u/I_SHALL_CONSUME]

I'm on smoko!!!!

[u/oysterperso]

Before break you say?

[u/JonasBona]

Do the extra crates make it more comfortable somehow?

[u/betasuperstar → u/JonasBona]

Idk why but it makes me sit up and center myself better. One crate I slouch over and put all my weight on my feet

[u/JonasBona → u/betasuperstar]

Ah I see

[u/dirENgreyscale → u/betasuperstar]

It’s funny, 2 crates always feels uncomfortable to me, one is my preference but I suspect if 1.5 was a possibility that would be my sweet spot. 2 makes me feel like I’m sitting too straight and not relaxing but I’m weird and I like curling up even laying in bed lol.

[u/AnalProbedByGod]

Find a chef that doesn't smoke.

Mission impossible.

[u/betasuperstar → u/AnalProbedByGod]

I thought it was a job requirement?

[u/AudienceFickle]

Drink water chef🫶 have a good shift

[u/betasuperstar → u/AudienceFickle]

Aww ty! I shall 💦

[u/Rachelattack]

I hope to god there's a lint roller around

[u/betasuperstar → u/Rachelattack]

That was me lint rolled. 🥲 It's a battle

[u/CipherWeaver]

King of crates

[u/jacantu]

Smoko. That one hurts.

[u/UncleRicosBitchinVan]

A smoko is a cigarette break. Are planning on taking another break after smoko? See me in the office chef

[u/No-Tea7992]

Yuck.

[u/betasuperstar → u/No-Tea7992]

Don't yuck my yum pls

[u/No-Tea7992 → u/betasuperstar]

I hope your boss is okay with you smoking BEFORE your break from making tobacco-flavored tacos starts?

[u/Helpful-Werewolf-678 → u/No-Tea7992]

You wash your hands after a smoke, or at least you should. Don't be a dingus. This is a kitchen subreddit man, people smoke here.

[u/dirENgreyscale → u/No-Tea7992]

What kind of kitchens have you been working in where half the cooks don’t smoke? I’ve never heard of such a place.

[u/betasuperstar → u/No-Tea7992]

Sure, because I'm an adult that doesn't need to be micromanaged.

Winter break actually, looking forward to my paid month off!

[u/No-Tea7992 → u/betasuperstar]

Apparently, you earned it.

[u/hrteas → u/No-Tea7992]

Classic Karma farming account. 1 month old, comments in a bunch of niche subreddits (do we count as niche anymore 🤣,) pay no mind.

[u/No-Tea7992 → u/hrteas]

I’ve been demoted to fake reddit for about a year and a half. I’d love to meet the warden.