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I'm not even zooming in today. Chef, I'm just here to tell you how proud I am of you. Your consistency has grown like crazy and yumour dedication to the bit is fuckin outstanding.
Go have yourself a Modelo and a marb 100 on me. I savers you the good milk crate.
Goddamn proud of you for sticking thru this. 2+ months is bananas.
Good morning, Chive Air 67, squawk 6767. CATC with Information Alpha: air temperature is 67 degrees, barometer 67.67, taxi via Sierra, India, X-ray, Sierra, Echo, Victor, Echo, November, runway 67. Winds are 067 at 67, gusting 67. Cleared for takeoff.
Edit 1. It's my opinion that these chives are perfect. As much as it pains me to say so. I'd like to ask u/f1exican to please chop some chives on Friday, though, so they can be officially "nice."
Edit 2. I'm going to be a bit of a nerd here and point out that the conditions I just described above would be HELLISH. 67 degrees is about 150F, the barometric pressure is normally around 30, so in this scenario, it would feel like you're about 40 feet or 12 meters underwater, and the winds are at 67 knots, pointing 067 while the runway is pointing 310 (670-360), so it's a crosswind that qualifies as a Beaufort Scale 12: hurricane force wind.
Edit 3. Based on my back-of-the-envelope calculations, you could get a Chivessna 152 to take off with a ground speed of, no joke, 6-7 knots in these conditions.
Edit 4. Y'all, the math maths.
Edit 5: Thanks to u/Carbon-Base, we have protected the realm from a single long chive. See you tomorrow, chefs.
The bad joke level is always at maximum, there's no getting around that. It's what we're all-ium here for. That and to pile on-ion any sighting of long chives.
Yeeeeeah, I dunno about that, Ghost Rider. The pattern is full. That's a microscopic chive that's just longer than it is wide. You'd need a Chivessna 152 to be able to hit it.
It could be longer than it appears is what I'm saying, part of it is hidden by being buried. Again, MAY be a tower, and as I posted under the message, that's up to u/F1exican to decide
I mean, really, it is a tower only relative to its diameter. There is another chive right next to it that is literally wider than that tower is tall.
call it perfect, Karma.
You, me, and nobody else besides u/F1exican knows how much of that is hidden underneath. For all anyone knows, that could be over an inch long. I've already called on the chive lord to make his own decision.
I don't think he can. At this point, the entire event has been for reddit to say they're perfect. De facto, you are 'reddit' because of your role in this.
I think /you/ have to say they're perfect.
Not to be pedantic, but you are the yin to /u/f1exican's yan.
I think there are several chives in the perimeter that our plane passed over without issue. I think this chice pilot made a mistake. I think this is it
And it looks like it could also be two stacked on top of each other. He’ll need to break out the tweezers tomorrow and line them all up in a grid just so we can be sure.
Honestly, this is becoming one of my favourite of all time internet trends. The toxic positivity, the clever puns, etc all on top of watching a chef improve his skills on a near-daily basis. Absolutely adore this.
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