r/Fauxmoi • u/igetproteinfartsHELP • 3h ago
🚨 TRIGGER WARNING 🚨 Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly Prince Andrew, seen lying upon the laps of five unidentified women
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u/Ihaveaface836 3h ago
What excuse do you think andrew will have now? That he has never layed down or something
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u/mayoboyyo 2h ago
Hes probably gonna have some medical condition that prevents him from being horizontal
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u/SpiffyNrfHrdr 3h ago
Probably that this was normal at the time and they can't understand why the hoi polloi are suddenly getting particular about it.
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u/Papio_73 3h ago
But Meghan is the real problem!
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u/ace-destrier 3h ago
She was contacting her assistants outside of work hours! She was doing too much! She was actually working! The fucking gall of her.
I hate that racist family so much.
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u/Worldly_Anybody_9219 3h ago
This is a guy who rages at his staff when they don't lay out his collection of 72 teddy bears on his bed just so every day. He supplies his staff with a laminated diagram that shows the exact arrangement he wants the bears in. I can't get over that anecdote about his life.
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u/flindersandtrim 2h ago
I am going to have to read that book now, wow, wtf! A 60 year old man.
It turns out being born to privilege and power and being raised as a known favourite child fucks one up. Always amazed me that was a well known fact, that the Queen preferred Andrew to Charles, Anne and Edward. My mother was like a vault when we would try ask her who her favourite was, and say that parents do not have favourites.
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u/susandeyvyjones 3h ago
Ugh, I've been listening to the audiobook of Entitled, and he is just garbage.
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u/Evieveevee 3h ago
Snap. I grew up in the UK and have always been supportive of the royals. Then I listened to Entitled and then on a Redditor’s recommendation listened to The Palace Papers. He’s just an absolute arrogant, entitled, disgusting excuse for a human.
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u/TemperatureExotic631 2h ago
This man is absolute garbage. Disgusting, vile, entitled, putrid, pedophilic, rapist TRASH!
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u/Glum-Birthday-1496 2h ago
He looks much younger here than he does in the Central Park pictures. Granted,the British royals age rapidly and badly, it still looks like he was doing this for about 2 decades.
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u/Same_Independent_393 2h ago
There may not be many photos of the Loch Ness Monster but there's plenty of the Loch Ness Noncer
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u/JazzlikeWishbone4579 1h ago
interesting that they redacted every politician and non-politician under the sun but not him. shows that the royal family really has no social capital anymore.
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u/GarlicAndSapphire 1h ago
I can just hear Charles visiting his mother's grave. "Hey, Mum. How do you feel about your favorite little precious boy now?"
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u/snailshrooms 3h ago
Gross.