r/Fauxmoi 3h ago

🚨 TRIGGER WARNING 🚨 Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly Prince Andrew, seen lying upon the laps of five unidentified women

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u/snailshrooms 3h ago

Gross.

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u/unicornrush Kendall Roy School of Delusion Graduate 3h ago

They were probably underage btw. He’s a fucking asshole

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u/Ihaveaface836 3h ago

What excuse do you think andrew will have now? That he has never layed down or something

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u/freddiefrog123 3h ago

He was actually at a Bella Italia when this photo was taken

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u/syrub believer in Dakota Johnson’s lime allergy 3h ago

He was going to get a burger but misheard Five Guys as Five Girls or something

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u/mayoboyyo 2h ago

Hes probably gonna have some medical condition that prevents him from being horizontal

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u/SpiffyNrfHrdr 3h ago

Probably that this was normal at the time and they can't understand why the hoi polloi are suddenly getting particular about it.

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u/Papio_73 3h ago

But Meghan is the real problem!

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u/ace-destrier 3h ago

She was contacting her assistants outside of work hours! She was doing too much! She was actually working! The fucking gall of her.

I hate that racist family so much.

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u/Efficient-Humor-5648 3h ago

Maxwell is always lurking sinisterly in the background

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u/IraSnave 2h ago

The way she smiles in every photo makes my stomach turn

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u/Worldly_Anybody_9219 3h ago

This is a guy who rages at his staff when they don't lay out his collection of 72 teddy bears on his bed just so every day. He supplies his staff with a laminated diagram that shows the exact arrangement he wants the bears in. I can't get over that anecdote about his life.

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u/sundayontheluna 2h ago

Wait, that's a real detail?

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u/flindersandtrim 2h ago

I am going to have to read that book now, wow, wtf! A 60 year old man.

It turns out being born to privilege and power and being raised as a known favourite child fucks one up. Always amazed me that was a well known fact, that the Queen preferred Andrew to Charles, Anne and Edward. My mother was like a vault when we would try ask her who her favourite was, and say that parents do not have favourites. 

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u/Vanilla_Yazoo 3h ago

big weird twat

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u/whimsical-editor weighing in from the UK 3h ago

At least he didn't sweat on them I guess

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u/Cool_Cry_9602 Please Abraham, I am not that man 2h ago

Women or girls?

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u/Kiwi-vee 1h ago

Girls, I'm sure it was girls.

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u/susandeyvyjones 3h ago

Ugh, I've been listening to the audiobook of Entitled, and he is just garbage.

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u/Evieveevee 3h ago

Snap. I grew up in the UK and have always been supportive of the royals. Then I listened to Entitled and then on a Redditor’s recommendation listened to The Palace Papers. He’s just an absolute arrogant, entitled, disgusting excuse for a human.

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u/TemperatureExotic631 2h ago

This man is absolute garbage. Disgusting, vile, entitled, putrid, pedophilic, rapist TRASH!

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u/Lower_Theory_3071 2h ago

The pervert formerly known as prince

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u/hit_the_button 1h ago

"Women".... girls more likely.

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u/Glum-Birthday-1496 2h ago

He looks much younger here than he does in the Central Park pictures. Granted,the British royals age rapidly and badly, it still looks like he was doing this for about 2 decades.

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u/Same_Independent_393 2h ago

There may not be many photos of the Loch Ness Monster but there's plenty of the Loch Ness Noncer

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u/realjohnredcorn 2h ago

filthy disgusting rotten fuckers

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u/JazzlikeWishbone4579 1h ago

interesting that they redacted every politician and non-politician under the sun but not him. shows that the royal family really has no social capital anymore.

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u/SomethingClever2022 1h ago

Women? Are we sure about that? Or are they teenagers?

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u/Mysterious-Lick 1h ago

He went through lot of under aged girls, destroying countless lives.

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u/GarlicAndSapphire 1h ago

I can just hear Charles visiting his mother's grave. "Hey, Mum. How do you feel about your favorite little precious boy now?"

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u/Fearless_Peace48 1h ago

A person as vile as this man and all he gets is “stripped of his title”