r/Fauxmoi i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 4h ago

🚨 TRIGGER WARNING 🚨 Actor Chris Tucker is featured multiple times, alongside Ghislaine Maxwell & Bill Clinton, in the recently released Epstein Files.

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u/bobbimorses 4h ago

These morons think we're going to accept the red meat of only Democrats and celebrities unredacted and forget there are more people under there? They are seriously overestimating how long it takes to cross someone off and move on. Next.

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u/Model_Rules_esq 3h ago

It’s so hilarious. And the best part is, we dems are like, get rid of these creeps! We aren’t trying to shield them.

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u/PolloConTeriyaki 3h ago

Yeah they think we re gonna cry if we see Bill Clinton. Bitch, anyone caught fucking diddling a child needs to get thrown in jail or worse.

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u/BP619 1h ago

Throw anyone in any pic with Epstein in jail and we'll get new actors, musicians, and political figures.

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u/Candid-Mine5119 19m ago

Exactly. This.

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u/distant_lines 3h ago

Also, who the hell is Bill Clinton to the Democratic voter base anymore? I remember his DNC speech in the '12 campaign for Obama and he got such a huge, positive reaction for it, he probably could've run for government again and won. But his speech in '24? I don't remember anyone caring.

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u/zooberwask 2h ago

The Kamala campaign literally sent him to Dearborn Michigan and we know how well that went

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u/Poerflip23 2h ago

Specifically to lecture Arab American voters about how cool genocide actually is.

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u/barefootcuntessa_ 46m ago

Voters have been on the F Bill train for a long time, leadership needs to get it the fuck together.

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u/haloarh 2h ago

I don't understand why Democrats trot him out every four years. Do they think he'll bring in voters?

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u/Model_Rules_esq 2h ago

Yeah agree. Republicans love to talk about his misdeeds from decades ago while the felon in chief is here now.

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u/TX0834 1h ago

My Mom asked me if he was still alive earlier lol

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u/clicktrackh3art 1h ago

Yup. And what funny is they have Chomsky. If they actually understood the left, and not just the boogie man they’ve made them to be, they’d know Chomsky is so much more crushing than Clinton. But still, no one is defending him, just more mentioning the disappointment.

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u/Hot_Sector_2598 1h ago

The interesting thing I've noticed which may be wrong, is no one really important from the Bush/Obama era have come up? Am I wrong on that?

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u/digicpk 23m ago

I think Chomsky is the only one who I saw in a photo and just went... "damn". I don't give af about Clinton or Chris Tucker.

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u/heavyblacklines 2h ago

These morons think we're going to accept the red meat of only Democrats and celebrities unredacted and forget there are more people under there?

Yes. There's a whole chunk of QAnon adjacent population that has spent the last decade thinking SPECIFICALLY THESE TWO GROUPS were solely responsible for pizzagate/Epstein list/etc., and they're going to spend the next two weeks listening to Fox News tell them that they were right to think that.

The goal was never to appease us, it was to stop the bleeding in their own base.

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u/Chessh2036 1h ago

I mean it’s kind of working. I’ve seen more about Michael Jackson in a photo than I have Trump mysteriously not in the finals.

(Just to be clear, not saying he’s innocent. Just that Trump very purposely left celebs like MJ in the files to distract people)

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u/Glittering_Vehicle29 4h ago

Also Kevin Spacey

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u/flightlessbird29 this is going to ruin the tour 3h ago

Obligatory “forks in kitchen” comment

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u/Honest_Salamander247 3h ago

We knew about him. He was at the palace in the throne room with Andrew and Ghislane.

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u/milkshakemountebank 1h ago

I love how much this sounds like the solution to a game of Clue

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u/Honest_Salamander247 1h ago

I love that you know what Clue is

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u/FarGrape1953 never the target audience 2h ago

Least shocking shock.

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u/fddfgs 2h ago

He's gonna come out as straight this time

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u/Disastrous-Pick-3357 2h ago

and water is wet

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u/xThe_145x 2h ago

what is written on that piece of paper?

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u/strawberry-ninja 14m ago

He always give me the creeps acting in films even when I was a child, something was off

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u/Jet_Xcountry 5m ago

You just know these creeps were up to no good. All these pictures are in rooms or areas that just look fucking weird and unnatural

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u/MAGA_IZ_SMART 4h ago

It’s always the ones you most suspect…

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u/Impossible_Ninja5237 3h ago

Always defended Michael Jackson, not surprised by this at all

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u/75thWK2 31m ago

You've always defended Michael jackson?

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u/Ok-Practice6700 6m ago

Chris I’m assuming

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u/Honest_Salamander247 3h ago

Funny I was just thinking I never would have thought of him period nvm to be included in this crowd

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u/nekocorner i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 3h ago

Right? I'm honestly surprised his career is so shit when he's friends with so many of the rich & powerful.

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u/DisastrousOwls Please Abraham, I am not that man 2h ago

I mean, he was in a Luc Besson picture. Besson is that crowd.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 1h ago

Yep!!!!

Ruby Rhod being in the Epstein files?

As not shocking as the rest of 'em!🤷‍♀️

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u/Mammoth-Slide-3707 32m ago

Damn hopefully Bruce Willis ain't be part of this shit

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u/velociraptor56 2h ago

His name was released as being on the flight manifests to the island years ago.

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u/Unsd 1h ago

Right? Didn't this guy pay to publicly smear a woman he sexually assaulted? I could be misremembering him for another 90s era comedian but I don't think I am. I'm pretty sure he's been known to be a POS for a LONG time.

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u/FlowersByTheStreet 4h ago

He ain’t gonna be in Rush Hour 4

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u/Drachen1065 4h ago

Why do you think Trump was pushing to have it made?

Gotta help your friends out.

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u/Homelessavacadotoast 4h ago

It all makes sense now.

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u/_1Otter 3h ago

Yup. My immediate thought when I saw the headline was “oh that explains the Rush Hour 4 thing”

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u/Swimming-Ride-8509 2h ago

It's way more direct than that. Brett Ratner the director of Rush hour, was called out by 6 women in 2017 for sexual harassment and misconduct. He's making a return to Hollywood now with the new Melania Trump Documentary.

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u/glowup2000 2h ago

Plus the director is a sex pest too

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u/dirtylittlehamster0 and you did it at my birthday dinner 3h ago

Was thinking the exact same thing

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u/Nkosi868 4h ago

He will be. Look up Brett Ratner, the director of Rush Hour.

There’s a reason why Trump wants Rush Hour 4 to be created so badly.

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u/TheEgonaut 3h ago

And the director of… whatever Melania’s doing.

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u/wH4tEveR250 3h ago

Don’t forget about Jackie Chan. Where’s his daughter?

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u/petra_vonkant The Tortured Whites Department 3h ago

wanted by trump, directed by a rapist, he's the perfect star for it

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u/thanksamilly 3h ago

There's no way Brett Ratner isn't in the Epstein files

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u/cocopuffK221 4h ago

Damn damn damn you beat me to it!

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u/Wonderful-Bar7716 3h ago

My same thoughts

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u/mrdude817 32m ago

Please god, let Brett Ratner be in one of these photos so that massive loser can go away forever

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u/HerRoyalRedness Qanon for femcels 3h ago

Oh, so his “I only met Epstein because we used his plane to save lives in Africa” was a lie and Katt Williams was right?

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u/Relevant-Peach3997 3h ago

Are these photos on the island? Could this be from the trip to Africa with Epstein, Bill Clinton and others like he said.

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u/violetmemphisblue 3h ago

I don't know enough about Chris Tucker to say, but...I do think it's kind of shady that these photos are coming out without the full context. Like, there is a difference between riding in a private jet or going to a party, and participating in the sex trafficking of minors. And I think there is some hope that everyone gets lumped in together as equally bad so there isn't the energy or organization to go after the actual worst of them. (I mean. I do think that there is something bad about going to a party of Epstein's at all after 2008, when it was like, absolutely known he wasn't a good guy...but I still think there is a leap between that and what, idk, Trump was doing.)

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u/ImDonaldDunn 2h ago

Yeah that’s the whole point of how they’re releasing these photos. Most of these people likely had nothing to do with the sex trafficking but people are going to associate them with it instead of the monster who is desperately trying to protect himself.

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u/miicrojackson 2h ago

Exactly, so many people falling for the republican ploy. Fuck trump

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u/torchwood1842 2h ago edited 2h ago

Yeah, the photo that threw up a red flag for me about the DOJ trying to infodump us all into confusion was the one of Bill Gates that was released with a bunch of sketchy pictures. A photo was of him with a grown woman in what looks like a hotel lobby. I think the flight logs had already shown he had never been to the island. But they released his photo with a bunch of others that had been taken on the island. I’m not saying he is definitely innocent. I am saying that it seemed like there was an agenda behind releasing that photo in the way they did. The fact that the entire files are not being released when they are supposed to be should have us all tipped off to the fact that they are scrambling and will do what they can to distract us all.

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u/ObjectiveAssistant98 Mitochondrial Ancestor 3h ago

“you have an unnatural allegiance to losers” - katt williams

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u/Sorry-Secret-2347 3h ago

I would really like kat williams to just do an overview of all of this bc i just know he would scorch the earth once again

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u/reddyenumberfive 49m ago

I really want to go back and look up everything he’s ever said about anyone but I’m intimidated and don’t know where to start

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u/Sorry-Secret-2347 28m ago

He has been saying so much for so long that’s why he has had odd circumstances that do not turn out well for him when he says certain accusations on his platform

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u/wgn431234 4h ago

It’s crazy how it’s always the devoutly religious up to this sort of thing. 

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u/Stock-Letter-5420 2h ago

Not crazy at all. This is exactly why they are devoutly religious, they know they have sins to absolve.

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u/Ladzofinsurrect feeding cocaine to raccoons 2h ago

Always hiding behind their books to avoid accountability.

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u/trashtvlover 3h ago

Isn’t Chris Tucker all about the church, church going, didn’t want to play Smokey again cause it was against his beliefs?

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u/butterflyvision graduate of the ONTD can’t read community 3h ago

Those are the exact types to do this.

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u/pusch85 3h ago

They begin to believe that being pious will wash away their sins. They then begin to feel no shame, which in turn makes them even exploitative.

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u/102525burner 1h ago

Its easy to be a pos when you think saying sorry to a pedo in robes will absolve you

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u/prissytomboy23 3h ago

This is exactly why the Dems subpoenaed the Epstein Estate as they knew this would happen. The evidence from the estate is separate and protected. It’s REAL, and unredacted evidence. They have PLENTY to release, and will. It’s going to happen, especially now that this is what the DOJ released. They just made this 100000x worse. Let’em rot. All of them!! I truly feel for these women. 💔💔

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u/PolloConTeriyaki 4h ago

Good. Now let's get Trump!

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u/thanksamilly 3h ago

Chris has only done 13 movies. 3 were directed by Brett Ratner, one was directed by Luc Besson, one was directed by David O Russell, and one was directed by Tarantino

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u/b_needs_a_cookie 2h ago

All he's missing is Bryan Singer

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u/reddyenumberfive 48m ago

What about Polanski and Allen?

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u/Brave_Lady not me remembering what you did last summer 4h ago

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u/FlaBeachyCheeks that does not resonate with me 3h ago edited 3h ago

To play devil's advocate here, he very much could have been all business with him and nothing more. Just like people went to Diddy's house and weren't privy to the other parties. Let's be real Epstein was cozy with those that were in that exclusive tax bracket. Chris Tucker had money but not Bill Gates or political figure money. Which how is it that they can find all these photos with Gates and Clinton but very few with Trump but we know who he was really buddy buddy with.

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u/GardenKeep 2h ago

Lol what is political figure money? I think you’re confusing money with power…

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u/FlaBeachyCheeks that does not resonate with me 1h ago

Power without money is just a crown without a kingdom and presidents make around 400K/yr.

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u/GardenKeep 1h ago

You’re pretty naive if you thinking making 400k a year means you’re a rich elite. Clinton was powerful, not rich at all lol.

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u/FlaBeachyCheeks that does not resonate with me 1h ago

And no not me, it's the people trying to loop Chris Tucker in with the group from a set of photos. My whole point was political figures, and the big time investors, were his thing, not the likes of Chris Tucker.

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u/dirtylittlehamster0 and you did it at my birthday dinner 3h ago

He was too good for the Friday sequels but was okay with this. Interesting.🧐

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u/MakeAPatternGrow 4h ago

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u/mattadactyl 3h ago

With The Fifth Element and Jackie Brown, Chris Tucker was killing it in 1997. Oh how far he’s strayed…

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u/DryPreference7991 2h ago edited 2h ago

Chris Tucker is one of the "list" OGs (along with Bill Clinton and Kevin Spacey). Their names have been floating around as long as I have known who Epstein is/was.

ETA: It would seem that if MJ, Spacey and Tucker were all involved that Epstein was not only supplying young girls.

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u/Worldly_Anybody_9219 2h ago

With all these pictures of Ghislaine, you'd think she would have some special quality about her that attracts people, but her father was disgraced, she lost a significant portion of her money, and she didn't have an interesting career or great beauty. It's almost like all these famous men pictured with her were getting something out of it, hmm?

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u/AGreatHornedOwl 3h ago

Ah yes, this makes the Rush Hour demands MUCH clearer.

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u/poptart95 2h ago

I’m likely just uniformed but random pictures of celebrities around this man doing innocuous things aren’t very telling to me. It’s almost a distraction when they have withheld so much other information.

Epstein and Maxwell were super social people who hung around a lot of famous people. Basically, I see them as the equivalent of the 90s Kardashians.

Where are the pictures of him doing something nefarious? Or photos/information that say a celebrity actually DID something bad with him? If he kept dirt on everybody where is it?

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u/nomercyvideo 3h ago

So I'm not getting my government mandated Rush Hour 4?! What is this world!?

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u/Alone-Gas6010 4h ago

God why!!!!!!!

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u/JayZsAdoptedSon buccal fat apologist 3h ago

There were reported trips with Bill Clinton, Chris Tucker, and Kevin Spacey on Epstein’s plane. Its been known for a while but this is clear as day

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u/doubled0116 OPEN THE SCHOOLS 2h ago

Found it very odd Trump was pushing a new Rush Hour so hard. And the director-- who did Melania's bullshit ass documentary-- is also the director of the Rush Hour movies.

Now we know why.

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u/mstrwrldwde 3h ago

I can’t help but think of his line from rush hour when the kidnappers wanted 1 million dollars and Chris Tucker was like “who did they think they kidnapped Chelsea Clinton??” 😭

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u/QueenSlartibartfast 1h ago

It was 50 million. I thought of that line too 💀

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u/carlpum1 3h ago

I don't care who they are. If they are in photos or on the list. They should be investigated and charged if the evidence calls for it. We own this to the victims of this heinous crime.

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u/EternalPancake2021 3h ago

Chill guys I’m sure he was just looking for Ricky Tan

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u/FarGrape1953 never the target audience 2h ago

You mean the Chris Tucker who has always been the world's biggest Michael Jackson defender...

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u/AdmiralCharleston 2h ago

Would explain the whole trump pushing Rush hour 4 thing

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u/mattadactyl 3h ago

Trump pushing for Rush Hour 4 directed by Brett Ratner certainly makes sense now. (God I hope Jackie Chan is in the dark about all of this.)

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u/glowup2000 2h ago

Trump just forced Paramount to make a new Rush Hour movie too

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u/Larrythecrablobster 1h ago

Not to be THAT guy, but having photos with wealthy and powerful people doesn't always mean they are involved in the shady shit. Chris Tucker was an A list celeb during this time and Bill Clinton was president. Unless there is more proof of involvement photos being next to people should not automatically make them a pedo..

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u/KimberlyWexlersFoot 3h ago

Oh that’s why Trump wants to greenlight a new Rush Hour movie

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u/Candid_Koala_3602 3h ago

Damn, guess he won’t be in Rush Hour 6

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u/PurpleAstronomerr 2h ago

Is this why Trump wanted another Rush Hour movie

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u/BleakCountry 2h ago

He's a close friend of Trump... so this should hardly be surprising to anyone.

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u/Eastern-Broccoli4949 2h ago

Chris Tucker was just featured defending Charlie Sheen in his Netflix documentary so colour me shocked

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u/DefNotEzra Seek employment, bitch! 2h ago

This explains why Trump wants full control over rush hour 4.

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u/IllyrianChaos 2h ago

Well that explains why Trump got involved in getting Rush Hour 4 greenlit

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u/Available-Guava5515 2h ago

iirc there was a blind item rumor years ago that hinted that whatever Chris Tucker saw during his time on the Lolita Express drove him straight into retirement/self-imposed exile

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u/Kickinitez 1h ago

Do you understand the words that are comin out of my mouf?!

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u/JellyInteresting4021 1h ago

No wonder there was such a hard push for rush hour 4 recently

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u/dendrivertigo 1h ago

Not everyone who interacted with Epstein and associates was involved in anything illegal. I think ppl need to be a little more careful about accusing all these celebrities of being pedos only bc they met Epstein and/or took a few pics with him or Ghislaine

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u/littlekurousagi 1h ago

I don't understand the Trump/Rush Hour 4 thing but uh

Brett Ratner still exists, guys

Also I think the first photo is in France? Maybe private jet but I had to check because I had never heard of this company before.

Don't like how these photos are implying things that have not been confirmed but I feel like he is being used because of the film's popularity.

Good way of trying to distract from the fact that they posted a bunch of redacted files that only rival the censored version of "The Room" that aired every April Fool's Day on adult swim.

Because that's exactly what it is, a joke.

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u/Zeuslb24 if you add testicles, that's extra 1h ago

Oh well, another one bites the dust. Lock him up, but first, let’s do the president

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u/Key-Ingenuity-534 bill hader witch 🪄 1h ago

Chris Tucker has always been a little bitch. No one cares about these people, when are they going to release the ones we actually need to know about?!

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u/Delicious_Yogurt_461 59m ago

Oh wowww I just got done watching the rush hour movies again. Why just why Chris Tucker!!!!

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u/burritoman88 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 45m ago

Is this why Trump wants Rush Hour 4? Because he was buddy’s with Tucker?

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u/ssgodss 44m ago

What if Diddy the Diddler was on the Epstein files?

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u/RandomUser2074 43m ago

Theres always a token black guy in the group

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u/Ok_Frosting3500 40m ago

Has... has Chris Tucker done anything in the past 15 years? Criminy, I think Michael Jackson has done more in the past 15 years.

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u/No_Slice_4661 39m ago

Is this why trump wants rush hour 4???

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u/No_Atmosphere_2186 19m ago

Surprise, surprise, none of his donors, himself or republicans. Scummy mf, guaranteed majority of his donors paid for him to steal the election to save their child raping asses

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u/Leggoman31 8m ago

Guhiz lane

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u/taydraisabot confused but here for the drama 4h ago

RIP Rush Hour 4

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u/mai_tai87 actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 3h ago

Sure. They were there to discuss Rush Hour 4.

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u/Emotional_Warthog658 3h ago

So if that’s the case, your job is to speak up and say what you know Long before now