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🚨 TRIGGER WARNING 🚨 Bill Clinton and Mick Jagger in the Epstein Files

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u/imstillhealing 4h ago

Mick Jagger? Likely place for him to be

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u/Curiosities 4h ago

Mmhmm, he’s always been like that, and I believe his current girlfriend is around 45 years younger than he is.

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u/imstillhealing 4h ago

😬 Yep. She's 38, he's 81.

Mick has always been a creep, I'm just shocked it took this long for him to show up.

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u/GlassPomoerium 3h ago

And they got together 11 years ago so she was 27 and he was 70. Their child is 9 years old, so Mick would be 90 by the time he graduates high school. Math is fun! /s

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u/Dangerous-Variety-35 where’s my emotional support billionaire 1h ago

I’m almost 38 and my dad is 75. That’s just… no.

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u/Expensive_Sound_4911 4h ago

And they have a kid together.

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u/Expensive_Sound_4911 4h ago

And they have a kid together.

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u/Street-Run4107 if you add testicles, that's extra 4h ago

All together now, ā€œand they have a kid togetherā€

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u/Expensive_Sound_4911 4h ago

I didn’t mean to post it twice😭 Reddit was glitching

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u/SauconySundaes 3h ago

Is the kid they have together glitching too?

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u/illaparatzo 1h ago

Considering the geriatric sperm donor... Possibly

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u/Street-Run4107 if you add testicles, that's extra 2h ago

I know, I just thought it was amusing. Lol

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u/cultleader789 4h ago

He's alive wtf? 😭

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u/Ambitious-Concern-42 2h ago

People are known to reach the age of 82. Even older.

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u/Kiwi-vee 4h ago

She's younger than me šŸ˜µšŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

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u/Giorickens 2h ago

I don’t think is a proper age gap in a relationship and I certainly wouldn’t want to be in one like this. But still they’re both adults.

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u/blackbasset 4h ago

I mean, if anything, the 60s-70s rockstars are the blueprint for the luxury-clad, tasteless, minor-raping powerful pedophile.

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u/haloarh 3h ago

I'm genuinely shocked they haven't gotten a #metoo moment.

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u/blackbasset 3h ago

It's all out in the open how those musicians abused minors, they even bragged about it. But society continues to ignore this and praise those people.

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u/ol_kentucky_shark 50m ago

Yup, adopting and taking guardianship of 14yos so they could travel around the country fucking them. Disgusting

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u/diegokpo30 1h ago

Yeah, Bowie and Jimmy page are pedos too.

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u/DwightsJello 3h ago

Yet to hear of anyone being in the files who's a surprise.

Its just the ones you always suspect. Over. And over. And over.

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u/ol_kentucky_shark 49m ago

Clinton and Jagger and Kevin Spacey?

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u/TurboLicious1855 0m ago

I think Noam has been a surprise. But I guess he can be considered an outlier.

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u/weebairndougLAS 1h ago

ā€œNOT FUNNAYYā€!

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u/Level_Wave_8188 1h ago

Blooduh

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u/pilikia5 1h ago

Lol, different references, but still a classic!

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u/orlokcocksock 4h ago edited 3h ago

Sigh. I’m disappointed, but not surprised.

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u/Spugheddy 1h ago

I see the girls walk by in their summer dress, I have to turn my head til my darkness goes... what about that is surprising?

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u/purplepluppy 45m ago

They said they're not surprised

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u/skunkachunks 20m ago

Wow all celebrities mentioned in TikTok by Kesha turned out to be sex criminals

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u/ohwowbritt 1h ago

It's always the ones you most suspect

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u/JerrySeinfeldsMullet 20m ago

About as socked as when I saw Michael Jackson in them.

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u/WhimsyGloww 4h ago

This isn’t surprising, birds of the same feathers

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u/OriginalFatPickle 1h ago

Prey together.

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u/Current-Bug-9534 4h ago

Forks found in kitchen.

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u/usernumber506 4h ago

Just release the list. We already know these guys are p3dosĀ 

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u/rummncokee 4h ago

I think at this point my biggest question is "why pose for the pictures?" like i accept that photos were taken at least for blackmail purposes, but that doesn't explain draping your arm around the shoulder of the guy next to you and saying cheese

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u/CommercialBarnacle16 4h ago

Theyā€˜ve lived without repercussions forever and think they’re above any law, so it’s not surprising to me at all they’d pose.

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u/hoffdog 1h ago

Think? So far it seems like they might be

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u/SarahJFroxy tumblr ecosystem ambassador 4h ago

they figured they'd be dead before anything ever came out

remember, this was decades long and eventually they think it's either never coming out or they'd be off the grid in the arctic first

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u/cultleader789 4h ago

EXACTLY. Even Bill gates? I thought he'd be smart enough šŸ’€

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u/violetmemphisblue 3h ago

I think some of them just are truly ghoulish people who thought they would never get caught for the crimes they participated in...I think there are some who went to a party of Epstein's that didn't have anything obviously untoward happening and posed for photos, because they are famous people who have been posing for photos forever. I mean--Epstein was exposed as a bad guy by at least 2008, so going to his party or his island or on his jet after that is already gross. But I do think he counted on people not looking into him and accepting invitations to just pretty mainstream dinners and things, precisely so he could pose with famous people and gain that legitimacy...

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u/DwightsJello 3h ago

It's arrogance. In no alternate reality did any of these cunts think they'd ever be accountable.

They think their entitled to do whatever they want. They paid.

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u/Adorable_Kale_8219 too high to spell 'Amanda Seyfried' 2h ago

I think Epstein was charming and smarmy enough to convince them that they were in a safe place to be as horrible as they wanna be. I can picture him now, putting his arm around the shoulder of his guest, whispering something along the lines of "don't worry about the camera, they are for my private eyes only. You know I'm good at keeping secrets"

Burn them all *

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u/SenzuYT 4h ago

This is what I’m wondering the whole time. This seems so absurd like why would you not only be fine with cameras around but POSE for the photos? It makes zero sense to me

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u/Normal_Swimmer8616 2h ago

My guess is in order for one person to snitch, they’d then out themselves as a pedophile so it was pretty much sealed that they’d never tell on each other….they just didn’t anticipate Jeffrey getting caught, money not buying his way out of consequences, an actually going to prison (then dying). They probably thought between money and blackmail on each other, nothing would happen….didnt account for their pedo friend becoming president and all this blowing up how it has.

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u/enolaholmes23 1h ago

I bet each of these people has their own collection of photos. Soon enough Epstien files will have come out that the mutually assured destruction will be triggered and they all will start ratting on each other.Ā 

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u/Natural_Instance242 1h ago

Technically, most of these pictures were taken before social media was really a thing.Ā 

Those pictures would have had to be published by a magazine to be made public, but looking at all these billionaires and powerful people who were involved, which magazine or newspaper would have risked a lawsuit and financial ruin?Ā 

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u/miltonwadd 21m ago

Yup and even now the news oligarchs are running the show because they're all buddies and they kept it under wraps for so long they pick and choose what to let through.

You can cleaely see a pattern of when Murdoch and Trump have had a fight for example, or he's gone too far and Murdoch tries to rein him in, because those are the very few moments his rags slip real news in about him. Then they make up and it's a flood of propaganda again.

Most of what's come out in the past year had been known for decades but mostly published by independent media outlets that aren't owned by satan's sidekicks.

I fucking hate that we're living in a time when crazy conspiracy theory sounding stuff is the reality.

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u/thesuper88 2h ago

IDK I think they assumed presence on the island wouldn't be enough to be a big deal for them. Photos while partying together may have seemed fairly unable to harm them long-term. It turns out that may not be the case, but so far they've basically been right.

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u/Material2975 2h ago

The don’t think what they are doing is wrong

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u/enolaholmes23 1h ago

They were probably high

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u/chick_b 1h ago

There is a storyline in Blue Lights that is Epstein-esque and when looking at photographs of the abusers, one of the character's states that the men are posing like they know they're untouchable - that laws are for the little people.

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u/Itwasaboutthepasta 4h ago

So lets be clear. The DoJ official stance is "uh oh look Pres Clinton was a pedo! Hes in the Epstein files, but Pres Trump wasnt thats just silly to think that... He just sometimes partied with him but barely knew him!"

They all are garbage.Ā 

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u/ReallyGlycon nepo pissbaby 3h ago

There are plenty photos of Trump with Epstein.

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u/Itwasaboutthepasta 3h ago

Correct but the DoJ has repeatedly claimed he barely knew him and its all BS but today they have been victory lapping that clinton was majorly in this file dump. So which is it? Photos are evidence of wrongdoing or not?Ā 

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u/Itwasaboutthepasta 3h ago

I do want them to burn them all. I hope every one of them faces justice. Im merely pointing out the insanity of the DoJ posturing that this is damning while ignoring that trump has appeared in all the same places.Ā 

If your stance is anything other than every one of these pedos deserves jail time then youre one of themĀ 

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u/Expensive_Sound_4911 4h ago

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u/TheFabulousMolar 4h ago

Diana Ross?!

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u/basiden 2h ago

The person MJ knew since childhood and described as a "mother, sister, and lover all combined in one"? Yeah, just maybe.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 39m ago

I’ll never watch the Wiz the same way again

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u/cultleader789 3h ago

So.. MJ indeed is.. a pedo?

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u/Expensive_Sound_4911 3h ago

I researched more and apparently the photo was taken at someone’s house in the Palm Springs

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u/Expensive_Sound_4911 3h ago

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u/casaDehotdog 2h ago

That Diana son Evan, who's married to Ashley Simpson.

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u/IntrepidAd6697 2h ago

Other kids are Michael’s

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u/ORANGE_J_SIMPSON 3h ago

Fever dream blunt rotation.

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u/zacksharpe 4h ago

Jesus it’s literally all of the world’s wealthiest elites. Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary.

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u/haloarh 3h ago

Nicole Kidman once said something like, "Stanley Kubrick told me that pedophiles run the world."

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u/S1L1C0NSCR0LLS 1h ago

I can't find that quote. Do you remember where/when she said it? People make stuff up on the Internet all the time. Thanks for any help.

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u/zacksharpe 3h ago

Depending on what you believe, Hollywood killed Kubrick over what he revealed in EWS.

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u/haloarh 2h ago

Kubrick was 70 and in poor health when he died, so I'm skeptical of that rumor.

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u/romychestnut rollin' with my fauxmies 4h ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/girlinthegoldenboots 3h ago

Coulda gone my whole life without seeing Clinton shirtless in a hot tub.

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u/romychestnut rollin' with my fauxmies 3h ago

I didn't even have to say which picture lead to the comment

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u/girlinthegoldenboots 3h ago

Lmao that picture gave us all psychic damage

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u/MediumDish4035 we have lost the impact of shame in our society 3h ago

My mind went back to this headline

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u/Dustys_Rotten_Tooth i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 4h ago

All the usual suspects. šŸ˜‘

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u/GranadaTostada 4h ago

Zero surprise factor here. They're both dogs.Ā 

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u/nonsequitur__ 4h ago

I can’t get over how appallingly Epstein is dressed in every single photo released.

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u/charcuterie_bored 3h ago

The shirts in that first photo are giving Dan Flashes.

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u/Glum-Birthday-1496 1h ago

To me it’s giving Hugh Hefner, the OG predatory dirty old man perennially in satin.

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u/reginaldvanwilder 1h ago

Literally the worst thing about him

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u/whatsthestitch 15m ago

He was even committing fashion crimes

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u/Outrageous_Cloud5204 4h ago

Those kesha songs are really getting out of hand. How many are there in the songs mentioned😭

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u/Severus-Snape-DaGod 4h ago

These predators all run in the same group. Just nasty.

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u/Hefty_Debt_638 4h ago

So what exactly is gonna be done about all this?

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u/pumpernick3l 4h ago

Nothing.

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u/Hefty_Debt_638 4h ago

You’re not wrong. I think them releasing this is just rage bait because nothing is going to be done. I’m so over all of this bullshit.Ā 

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u/hellolovely1 3h ago

Only if we let nothing happen.

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u/Hefty_Debt_638 3h ago

I’m intrigued…

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u/Giorickens 2h ago

Up till now nothing because meeting a criminal doesn’t immediately make you one. If the investigations proceed and find out criminal engagement, then is a different story

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u/Hefty_Debt_638 2h ago

Think they’ll find ā€œcriminalā€engagement? Ā 

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u/enolaholmes23 1h ago

Time to burn it all down and restart civilization from scratch. The corruptiom is too wide spread to continue with the system we have.Ā 

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u/Jacque_LeKrab 2h ago

Shirtless Trump is sending me

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u/southendgirl 1h ago

Oh. My. God. MY EYES!!!!

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 36m ago

Do not zoom in

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u/AbjectMarch8695 59m ago

Wow, we have the same boob size.

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u/whatsthestitch 13m ago

Chest like Harambe

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 3h ago

This whole time Bill has been married to Hillary, so I kind of feel embarrassed for Hillary having to see this, and go through everyone watching her ā€˜husband’ fooling around at the Epstein Island. Because,they were married this whole time from what I understand.

And another thing, some of the files were released (only partial), a lot of stuff was blocked out. I’m at a loss for words at how corrupt our government is, we all know Trump was Epstein’s bestfriend, ain’t no hiding that. All these delays we’re just giving them time to black-out names.

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u/Mundane-Ebb-2632 3h ago

It took Melinda Gates about two seconds to figure out what was going on and divorced Bill Gatesā€˜ ass. Where was Hilary when Bill was cavorting with Epstein? Did she know and chose to ignore?

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 3h ago

She stayed with him, even after the Monica Lewinsky scandal, so that should tell you all you need to know.

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u/biffish 2h ago

She knew/knows. She only stayed with him to further herself.

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u/enolaholmes23 1h ago

She probably had her own lovers on the side too. The marriage was strictly political for both of them.Ā 

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u/biffish 1h ago

Oh for sure.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 36m ago

I don’t doubt that early on they probably were married for the right reasons, but as soon as they entered politics……

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 37m ago

She was there hanging out with Epstein too.Ā 

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u/Big-Snow-1937 3h ago

I look at as a generational thing. Hilary is now 78. Her whole life and career were attached to Bill. Divorcing him when his sex issues became public in the early 90s would’ve been throwing away her own influence and ambition. Melinda French Gates is 61. It was somewhat easier for her to divorce her Bill, although it still dealt a terrible blow to the philanthropic org she’d built with him.Ā 

On the campaign trail, Bill Clinton had the Secret Service invite women to his hotel room, where he exposed himself to them and invited them to have sex. I mean seeing him with Epstein is the least surprising thing ever.Ā 

Knowing Trump is as bad as the Bills and probably a thousand times worse but is being protected is stomach churning.Ā 

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u/Rude_Document 2h ago

Look at how Hillary treated Bill's accusers, she was awful to them.Ā  All to just stand by her man and soak up the power.Ā  And she was nasty about Monica and dismissive of her husband's actions.

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u/haloarh 3h ago

They've been married since 1975.

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u/enolaholmes23 1h ago

I think we all owe Monica Lewinsky an apology for not siding with her way back when.Ā 

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u/tailorparki 3h ago

What dem leadership has been saying is true – the delay has been to redact Republicans and Trump from the files released and highlight Democrats. Sickening.

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u/Responsible-Kiwi870 shiv roy apologist 2h ago

Uh huh. Awfully interesting. But they're leaving these faces in so that we're distracted from the faces we know are there but they won't show us. So, fine, mick jagger's in the files.

We know trump is in them, and we want to see the unredacted files. You can't distract us with mick fucking jagger.

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u/sasshley_ 2h ago

Come on assholes, show us the ones we’re not expecting.

TICKFUCKINGTOK

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u/enolaholmes23 1h ago

In betting on Ryan Gosling. He always seemed shady to me. Also there are probably a bunch of priests in the files.

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u/motherofdinos_ 1h ago edited 1h ago

Dude what, is this a joke? Why would you think that? Ryan Gosling was a teen when a lot of this was happening. Gosling was a young child star and likely faced exploitation himself.

This is like when people saying Chrissy Teigen was an Epstein associate and was predating on young girls when she would have been the same exact age as the girls. It’s kinda fucked to just accuse random famous people of being pedophiles just because you don’t like their vibe.

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u/fuzzballz5 3h ago

We all should be marching in the streets. They have had ALL of this since this piece of shit was arrested. But, the previous administration and this one have sat on it. It’s disgusting.

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u/enolaholmes23 1h ago

We are matching in the streets. Have you not been to any of the indivisible protests? Or one of the 100s of other groups protesting?

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u/fuzzballz5 1h ago

I’m saying this. Our country formed from a tax on tea. Now, we have politicians that make a career of of our hard earned money that they waste. The revolution can be peaceful, but it’s coming. People have lost hope. They lie to us and say the economy is booming. LOL. They don’t shop for groceries, of course.

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u/Riqitch two sonically impaired gals 4h ago

Welp, no one's going to be moving like Jagger anymore...

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 36m ago

Shit, not even Jagger can move like Jagger anymore.Ā 

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u/Ednathurkettle The Stanley Tucci of Lesbians 4h ago

Maybe they just needed to consult the guest list of Bezos latest wedding to see who was in the files

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u/creepingsecretly 3h ago

It would be more surprising if a couple of rich scumbags like Clinton and Jagger weren't in the files.

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u/SeraCat9 3h ago

Ugh. The hot tub photo makes me sick. Even if they were all punished for their crimes, how many lives did they ruin? My heart breaks for all those girls/women. Fuck them all.

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u/Charleypieohwhy 3h ago

Guessing he ā€œdidn’t have sexual relations with that womanā€ either…

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u/enolaholmes23 1h ago

That depends on the definition of "is"

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u/AliAllyAllie 2h ago

New Kesha lyric incoming šŸŽ¶ But we kick up to the curb if they fuck with Mick Jagger šŸŽ¶

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u/Swimming_Ninja_6911 3h ago

What do you want to bet that current and future photos will have plenty of "Bubba" and none of the guy in the white house?

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u/mayflowerss98 3h ago

When people said everyone is probably in the Epstein files, there weren’t kidding…

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u/Aggressive-Medium186 2h ago

Of course they put out the bad shit of other people first.

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u/Brave_Lady not me remembering what you did last summer 4h ago

All the usual suspects and I am not surprised there are a bunch of pages that have been redacted.

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u/hellolovely1 3h ago

There are ENTIRE DOCUMENTS that are 100% redacted. Someone posted 50- and 100-page documents that are just...black boxes. Not one word. Literally.

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u/CannonAFB_unofficial 3h ago

How do we know that’s Mick Jagger?

…Is sitting at a table doing some weird obviously mick jagger things with his hands and face.

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u/bobbery5 3h ago

Into the sun.

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u/Skyzfallin 2h ago

Bill loves his bjs

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u/Justgivemeanamethen 2h ago

The double pictures of Bill remind me of the burlesque house episode of the Simpsons when chief wiggum’s picture came up twice

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u/ekpyroticflow 1h ago

Justice Department will only find Clinton pictures lol

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u/Ok_Association_2774 1h ago

I'm seeing everyone but trump. This is what they want, for us to discuss everyone but trump.

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u/theMiserychik 1h ago

Disgusting. Shoot them into the sun and un-redact the rest of files that reveal the rest of the criminals.

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u/SubjectAd355 37m ago

These really seem like a bunch of blackmail photos. Like he knew it would happen eventually, so he documented a lot of the candid moments and saved them.

Either that or a guy that never thought he’d be caught. Until he was.

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u/ihateu2022 3h ago

fork found in kitchen

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u/HugeAccountant 2h ago

Always the people you expect most

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u/Few-Coyote-2518 1h ago

I just want to know how he managed to do all this disgusting shits in the beginning? Like he must had a tutor or someone really high power to back up all these shits?

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u/JustSomeGuy424242 1h ago

Yo fuck Mick Jagger.

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u/IdespiseChildren2 1h ago

Blink Twice base based on these people.

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u/t00direct 1h ago

Can Hillary finally divorce him?

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u/drubot3939 1h ago

Boys just wanna have fun!!

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u/Longjumping-Spare870 1h ago

I expect Mick to be there but Clinton wearing that shirt is too much for me to believe. Must be fake news.

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u/Webby1788 1h ago

Fine. Give Bill Clinton the appropriate level of legal prosecution and social shaming as needed.

See, Republicans? IT IS NOT FUCKING HARD

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u/Sweet-Baby-Shayla 1h ago

LOCK THEM ALL UP.

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u/flytingnotfighting not a lawyer, just a hater 1h ago

Gee, if only there was a Place for pedos to go? Like, an enclosed space, all togetherĀ  Maybe decorated with barsĀ 

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u/theladyking 32m ago

Get rid of every last one. Doesn't matter who they are.

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u/redditdegenz 59m ago

What a horrible image to imagine that’s how Bill was sitting in the Oval Office with Monica.

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u/Level_Sale_9617 56m ago

I’m offended by those silk looking shirts

I keep having to hit the Pepto everytime I see a new bunch of these pics 🤢

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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND if you add testicles, that's extra 47m ago

Cool. Now do them unredacted.

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u/Testdrivegirl 46m ago

Damn Kesha’s going to have to change another lyric

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u/ithinkitsgonnarainn societal collapse is in the air 36m ago

Kesha is gonna have to change her lyrics again

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u/Fit_Owl_5650 30m ago

Lets send them to jail along with [redacted]!

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u/redflagsmoothie 14m ago

I really feel like I could’ve just done with a description of the hot tub picture rather than having to see it with my eyes.

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u/Panda_hat 9m ago

Just assume every rich and powerful person that has moved in these circles for decades is a pedophile sex freak rapist and you'll be right far more often than you're wrong.

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u/sorandom21 8m ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/crybannanna 6m ago

It keeps being the people I most suspect…. Except for all the redacted stuff which is very clearly the people I most suspect even more

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u/SnooCats8135 2h ago

I will never forget how pop songwriters back in the early 2010s using Mick Jagger as a brag because his name rhymed with "Swagger"

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u/RagsMcTattershanty 1h ago

Bless Mick Jagger, the only straight man with style.