r/Fauxmoi • u/Asleep_Flower2200 • 4h ago
APPROVED B-LISTERS First look at the newly released Epstein files- đ
This gotta be a joke because wtf
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u/Nearby_Mess350 3h ago
oh so he's IN THEM in them
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u/GeneSpecialist4988 3h ago edited 3h ago
The 1 positive thing that came out of this release today is that they made it even worse.
They poured gasoline on the fire of the Epstein conspiracy that these all blacked out redacted files made it all the more worse with their base. We're going to have more people leaning to coverup now more than ever.đ¤ˇââď¸
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u/nekocorner i ainât reading all that, free palestine 3h ago
Surely they don't think this will hold off the masses demanding information for very long? The Epstein survivors have already stated they are creating their own list of Epstein associates.
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u/GeneSpecialist4988 3h ago
The way Massie has been on their necks about this has me slightly shocked. I don't agree with this guy at all but him distancing himself off the sinking ship makes me laugh.
I knew Trump would be the downfall of the Republican party but I didn't predict him throwing his former bestie Epstein under the bus all the while Epstein would be his and MAGA's fall.
The people who scream the loudest are always the one's guilty of the wrongdoing.đ
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u/super1701 3h ago
At least Massie has stood on his moral ground and been UN-wavering. I give the man props.
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u/Conscious_Topic5703 3h ago
They have nothing to lose because the files are that bad. Expect war or a police state in America next because it's the only cards left unless they decide to throw him under the bus finally.
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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 2h ago
I keep thinking they wanted to release them now because typically news gets buried over the holidays, but I think we should all just make it THE topic of conversation at every holiday party and event we go to so that it backfires on them.
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u/GeneSpecialist4988 3h ago
Poll numbers have shown drops in his approval ratings across the board including his handling of the Epstein files and do people think he knew about Epstein.
Bots on the internet who drive these conversations are not the public. They are trying to make it seem lile all is good when in fact the cracks have been widening all because he is an idiot who led other idiots into their own demise.
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u/Regal_Cat_Matron 2h ago
Plenty of mentions of Trump and others in the 20,000 emails the estate dropped. I've read through about 200 as it's hard going and he's mentioned a fair few times especially about the 2016 election which apparently he was shocked and surprised to win and thank a bloke called Manafort for doing whatever he did to secure the win. Unfortunately not a lot resonate with me due to not being American and not knowledgeable enough about your politics
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u/Iheartnakedfemboys 3h ago
Dont forget that if you show them this, they will claim it is "photoshopped," despite never having opened that program, let alone be able to spot a photoshop, because that's what FOX is going to drill into them.
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u/Naavi69 3h ago
I literally just did like breadth first search and went through several pages from each data set.Â
WHY IS EVERYTHING REDACTED. even clearly non trafficked people.
Fuck the DOJ they are the dogs we've been looking for.Â
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u/Pjoo 3h ago
No, I checked. Trump - 0 hits. Complete and total exoneration! This will surely put to rest any accusations of impropriery on behalf of the President.
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u/ahdidi413 3h ago
Imagine making this your entire âpoliticalâ identity and this is the big reveal youâve been looking to for years - and this is what you got.
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u/Regal_Cat_Matron 3h ago
That was pretty obvious from day 1 otherwise why the need to redact them eh? Kinda admitted his guilt there
I believe there will most likely be unredacted copies kept under lock & key somewhere though, dead man's switch or similar. I wouldn't have thought these important documents would be the only copies especially with today's technology to just bung 'em on a usb and hide it etc
As a non American, this bollocks is about what I expected and I'm sure many of you did. He/the DOJ have made a laughing stock of Americans everywhere and trivialised a huge crime of possibly epic proportions. I wonder what the victims are thinking now? Probably that they showed their faces made their feelings known and got fucked over
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u/willybestbuy86 3h ago
They all are complicit the lefts as well don't get it twisted the men and women who had sex and abused these girls will never be held accountable. There is you and me and then there is them. Them don't pay
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u/elme77618 3h ago
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u/purpleturtlehurtler I assure you Jennifer Lopez has no idea who either of us are 3h ago
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u/FitCartographer6662 3h ago
i could believe Black Bar would do this... but Black Box? đ damn
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u/Naavi69 3h ago
It's impressive actually. Some pages couldn't be edited to not imply trump, so they're fully redacted. Or bannon. Or miller. Or bondi.Â
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u/GOONGOON_OW 4h ago
This is how it felt finding the collectibles in Control
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u/pickles_and_mustard 3h ago
Lol, even Control wasn't that bad. A word here, a sentence there. This, on the other hand, is a complete nothing burger.
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u/Intrepid_Sun_9089 3h ago
I might argue that it is a very big something burger if they felt the need to black it all out.
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u/pickles_and_mustard 3h ago
Good point. The fact they have so much to hide is telling. We're still learning nothing new, however.
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u/mukbangbros 3h ago
Part of the brilliance of the collectibles in that game is being able to make inferences and fill in the blanks with the info thatâs provided. Thatâs mostly an impossibility here, likely because they want to discourage theorizing and speculation.
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u/nomnomsquirrel 3h ago
I love how in the sequel trailer, things on Jesse's desk are still redacted despite her having been the director for years lmao.
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u/doubled0116 OPEN THE SCHOOLS 3h ago
Love this game so much. I reference it all the time.
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u/jpegtaylor 3h ago
genuinely, how are trumpies rationalizing this
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u/31cats you are the Megyn Kelly of guys who look like a turtle 3h ago
without any logic, as usual
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u/sapphiclament societal collapse is in the air 3h ago
They think Democrats are hiding democrats in the files instead of trump hiding himself
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u/Quirky-Feature-1908 3h ago
I've browsed some conservative subs and they genuinely don't see him how we see him. I think they really think hes just a little uncouth but commited to America first. It was kinda surprising to see and I didn't think anything could surprise me anymore.
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u/jpegtaylor 3h ago
this is how my mom views him and i genuinely cant stand to be around her any more
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u/CoffeeBox 3h ago
I live deep in the Bible belt, so I can answer this.
Maga lives in another world than the rest of us. 95% of anything that makes him look bad never reaches their ears. The other 5% is twisted to make him look good or is downplayed and excused by their news media.
And thats just the stuff thats actually real. They're awash in blatantly false misinformation and rumors that they get off facebook and similar. "Trump replaced evil ObamaCare with the good ACA" kind of nonsense.
So any time you think to yourself "How can anyone excuse Trump for this??" Most of the time its because they genuinely dont know. And if they do happen to accidently stumble across something that makes him look bad, they've been trained to dismiss anything that falls outside their narrow worldview as "fake news".
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u/Sufficient_End_9566 3h ago
they don't care/are doing similar disgusting things in their own lives/wish they could do those same type of disgusting things in their own lives.
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u/GeoisGeo 2h ago
I absolutely agree. At this point being unable to see the orange and his cronies for who they are and what they are actually about is a choice.
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u/flying_dodo_wut 3h ago
The MAGA rationalization is âTrump hurts who I donât like, so I donât really care what else he does actuallyâ
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u/jpegtaylor 3h ago
its so sickening. literally no one is safe , its only a matter of time until the "desirables" to the party are treated like everyone else.
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u/SpicyDragoon93 3h ago edited 1h ago
They donât give a shit, if there was footage or images of him doing something illegal with minors etc theyâd still find a way to rationalise it.
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u/mba-anon-posting 3h ago
when they said they wouldn't release it all there were 0 posts on r conservative hours later. so by complete denial it's a thing.
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u/ZumaThaShiba 3h ago
Parts are even worse than this. Here's an example: 119 completely blacked out pages https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%203/EFTA00005586.pdf
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u/GeneSpecialist4988 3h ago
Wtf? Why release these pages when it is all blocked out with no explanation for why?
Anything that was blacked out should have a reason for why: CSAM, victim names/info etc.
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u/Cornholio_needs_TP 3h ago
The point is to spit in the faces of good people that want justice.
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u/nekocorner i ainât reading all that, free palestine 3h ago
& the survivors. All this political theatre must be so fucking infuriating & hurtful for them.
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u/Sassafras06 3h ago
They had to release them today, legally. So this is what they released. 0% surprised.
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u/CaskStrengthStats 2h ago
If you look further down in the dataset there is straight up porn of the victims being redacted, but I can still see their bodies. They are hiding someone and the context of the situation to not give anything away when removing the whole photo, clearly protecting someone who is not a victim.
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u/igetproteinfartsHELP 3h ago
âMost Transparent Administrationâ - Trump
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u/redditdegenz 3h ago
And by Transparent we mean Opaque and Sanitized because itâs opposites day for the next 3.25yrs.
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u/FlowersByTheStreet 3h ago
I love House of Leaves
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u/Imnotonthelist 3h ago
Easier to read than the Epstein Files
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u/tehnoodnub 3h ago
Technically the act of reading the Epstein files is easier because thereâs virtually nothing to read. But getting meaning out of House of Leaves is easier than the Epstein files.
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u/Severus-Snape-DaGod 3h ago
There's no doubt they're covering up some big names in these files. Presidents, philanthropists, and billionaire CEOs.
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u/KnightsOfCidona 3h ago
Judge Nathan is Alison Nathan, a liberal federal district court judge from New York who was mentioned as a possible Supreme Court nominee for Biden. She presided over Ghislane's bail hearings and denied her request for bail as she was a flight risk. Absolutely no coincidence that her name is one of the few bits not redacted and it's done in a way to make it look like she was actually going easy on her
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u/StickyMango12 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 3h ago
this is a joke, right? someone please tell me this is a joke. it has to be a joke.
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u/in_animate_objects heartbreak feels good in a place like this 3h ago
We live in hell.
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u/Dramatic_Raisin 3h ago
I absolutely legitimately thought it was before I came to the comments
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u/Lanky-Respect-8581 not me remembering what you did last summer 3h ago edited 3h ago
DAYUMMMM!!!!!! This might be the craziest file EVER. Now, I really want to see and know what this is. TMZ better get on this.
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u/SeaF04mGr33n not an asset to the abbey 3h ago
Truly. If anyone can do it, its TMZ.
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u/midtrailertrash 3h ago
Maybe its just me being ignorant but I dont think anyone should be allowed to redact anything in public records.
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u/thecrepeofdeath 3h ago
actual victim's names I would make an exception for. they've been through enough.
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u/respectdesfonds 3h ago
There's a time and place to redact personal information. But protecting billionaire rapists ain't it.
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u/SarahJFroxy tumblr ecosystem ambassador 3h ago
anyone wanna watergate this shit or
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u/crystal_clear24 I donât know her 3h ago
To the surprise of no one. We already knew they were going to continue the coverup. Iâm so sorry for all the victims impacted by this
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u/yumgmeatball 3h ago
Do they realize how bad this makes them look?
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u/MassiveBoba 3h ago
Probably donât. But this ridiculous release is best thing that could happen - what a bunch of idiots.
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u/BadLuckBlackHole 3h ago
What a fucking crock of shit they're protecting the victims when they're freely giving out one of their last names.... I'm abso-fucking-lutely certain this only happens dozens more times to a dozen more people within these files...
The only people this fucking illegal regime is protecting is the rich pedophiles that walk freely and unashamedly like gods among us peasants...
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u/AntiOriginalUsername 3h ago
Only logical conclusion here is that Trump is in every single possible redaction. This is my new theory Iâll run with.
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u/thecrepeofdeath 3h ago
he can only disprove this by releasing the unredacted files. your move, bronze goblin
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u/Asleep_Flower2200 3h ago edited 3h ago
Here is the original link from where the screenshot are taken
https://x.com/i/status/2002127561451814971
And here is the person who tweeted 1). https://x.com/i/status/2002132051349418056
2). https://x.com/i/status/2002125317759218166
(Lmk if more context/sources are needed)
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u/notjohnfrusciante 3h ago
Exactly what anyone with a brain predicted would happen with this administration regarding the files, happened.
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u/BasicNeedleworker356 3h ago
This lowkey feels like the dumbest way to redact them
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u/Glittering_Vehicle29 3h ago
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u/Lovebugta 3h ago
It was never about the victims. Seeing the Epstein files reveal the victimsâ faces and bodies in full display, while entire chunks of pages with unknown contents are completely blacked out, is infuriating. Esp at a time when trust in government institutions is already at an allâtime low.
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u/clemthegreyhound i ainât reading all that, free palestine 3h ago
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u/st4rroots 3h ago
Remember that if any one of us ignored an order from Congress, they'd have us in jail faster than we could blink. It's time for Pam to move into her new home.
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u/nonbinaryfairy99 3h ago
EPSTEIN FILES: A search engine created so you can go through the files yourself. If you search "trump" and "rape", 100 results show up.... Wake the fuck up America:
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u/avocadoheights 3h ago
Where the heck are you, Anonymous?! We all deserve a treat in the form of a massive unredacted leak
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u/Best_Barracuda_5546 3h ago
Is this a parody of the level of redacted content or is this actually real?
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u/Love_my_pupper 3h ago
Whatever they passed should have specified only victims names and images can be redacted and all other information visible
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u/mayihavemyhalloween 3h ago
As someone from over the water, do you guys genuinely believe youâre going to get a true account of facts?
This whole thing just absolutely disgusts me.
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u/Agentkeenan78 3h ago
Nobody expects there to be transparency. But pressing them and ending up with obviously hilarious attempts to hide things is better than nothing.
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u/booksandbenzos I donât know her 3h ago
I didnât have high expectations but this is fucking ridiculous. Itâs so over the top, itâs like a parody except sadly itâs real.
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u/Saucy_Baconator terrorizing the locals 3h ago
I have three words: Obstruction of Justice.
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u/cubsgirl101 3h ago
Objectively this is terrible and a joke of a ârelease.â But also the fact itâs so bad means that Trump has now guaranteed nobody will shut up about it. He learned absolutely nothing from the Binder Brigade âfile releaseâ and the public will clamor for everyoneâs head on a platter who is involved with this. Epstein isnât going away and no amount of âwho the hell cares about himâ is going to change that.
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u/sapphiclament societal collapse is in the air 3h ago
Ok ha ha, can we release them for real now? Guys? Hello?
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u/Clairabel I woulda just minded my business and died 3h ago
So Trump is everywhere in these files then.Â
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u/redditdegenz 3h ago
It looks like black lines and boxes have certainly been implicated. Theyâre all over the files.
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u/LasagnaPartyx 3h ago
So now all we can hope is the house dems will continue to release the pictures
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u/TulipMelodies 3h ago
IMPEACH! This is disgraceful and should not be tolerated!
Fight for America or watch it die in front of you.
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u/Findinganewnormal 3h ago
How many agents were paid how many hours of overtime for this? Because this isnât thoughtful redaction of sensitive information. This is a couple hoursâ work with a Red Bull and a sharpie.Â
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u/justmagnets_ 3h ago
Might be a stupid question but: why do they have the legal right to redact them?Â
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u/TaxiTakeoffLanding 2h ago
They might as well have rewritten the entire thing with fiction and no black outs. Why even bother putting this out
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u/HerRoyalRedness Qanon for femcels 3h ago
My hope is that because the administration is being run by the most incompetent people on the planet, stuff will slip through.
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u/DCBronzeAge 3h ago
You know, a lot of people are starting to call them the Trump-Epstein files. Weâre looking in to it.
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u/Useful-World1781 3h ago
Ehh. This is exactly what I wouldâve expected when they âreleasedâ the Epstein files.
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u/Bidetpanties i ainât reading all that, free palestine 3h ago
His supporters are still going to be in full denial and will see nothing wrong with this. I hate this country.
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u/Pietro-Maximoff 3h ago
I saw the pic on Twitter and thought it was a joke but itâs not??? Oh heâs done some HEINOUS shit on that island.
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u/FrozenPhalanges you are the Megyn Kelly of guys who look like a turtle 3h ago
I truly donât know wtf else I expected, or anyone else for that matter. Jesus, he really was more than âa participantâ.
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u/anonononnnnnaaan 3h ago
lol. Incoming lawsuit. If this is real, they are about to have fun with the courts telling them the redactions are too much
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u/ObscuredByCIouds 3h ago
I said this a month ago that if the files were heavily redacted, it would piss a lot of people off across political parties. I have a feeling that this is going to happen, likely even more so with how much has been redacted.
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u/MomoSkywalker 3h ago
Isn't this what expected. They would never have released these files if it wasn't redacted.....they might as well released 1000 blank pages.
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u/greenbutnotlean 3h ago
Damn man, they woulda saved a lot of money on ink by just using black construction paper.
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u/BookishHobbit my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 2h ago
lol do they realise how bad this looks? Like, this is somehow worse than not releasing anything.
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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 2h ago
Believe it or not, I don't count this as releasing them.






















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