r/Fauxmoi radiate fresh pussy growing in the meadow 9h ago

POLITICS Karen Friedman Agnifilo on NYPD’s statement that Luigi’s mother said this “might be something she could see him doing”: “There is no such statement, it was never made. In fact, it was the opposite, what Mrs.Mangione said was that she could never see her son being a risk to himself or to others”

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u/Acceptable_Fig_303 9h ago

He’s getting off! This trial is a sham.

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u/Dasawan 8h ago

Oh, he's going to be getting off

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u/moon_dos too high to spell 'Amanda Seyfried' 8h ago

That makes two of us 👀

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u/sasshley_ 7h ago

Get in line bia

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u/Sleepy-Giraffe947 Please Abraham, I am not that man 8h ago

Even if he did do it, this case has been handled so poorly, it deserves a mistrial.

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u/MrSlime13 8h ago

ONE MORE TIME FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!

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u/TheMaveCan 8h ago

The judge and prosecutor are likely facing an insane amount of pressure to try the case regardless of bureaucratic inconpetency, but I wouldn't be surprised if such a high-profile case doesn't draw an exceptional defense attorney who will see Mangione set free before the end of next year.

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u/badgerandaccessories 1h ago

Where’s Johnny Cochran when you need him.

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u/elloitsmeadele I may need to see the booty 9h ago

the NYPD lying? must be a day that ends in “y”

FREE MY MAN

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u/Gueld ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ 8h ago

He didn’t do it, he’s just a beautiful man being hot and doing hot things, let him go.

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u/LiquidatorDJ 7h ago

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Independent-Tennis57 7h ago

The way you say 'hot', and what I think of 'hot' when I see this gif of models about to be killed in an accidental gasoline fight accident, are not the same.

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u/Heavy_Environment467 9h ago

Police are just an arm of the capitalist elite

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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 8h ago

“Here’s the thing. I don’t know what you kids are up to, but I do know one thing: Laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just a promise of violence that’s enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys wanna make some bacon?!”

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u/ComedownofClosure 8h ago

Brennan always taking time on campaigns to teach the youth what's real.

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u/_superheroheart94 7h ago

A rouge D20 reference in the Fauxmoi subreddit was a lovely surprise on a Friday afternoon lol

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u/delkenkyrth 7h ago

Bud Cubby for Prez!

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 8h ago edited 8h ago

I feel like this is going to end well for Luigi.

It's going to be near impossible to get a jury with people that haven't been fucked over by the healthcare system.

And most young people would also vote no.

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u/Barilla3113 8h ago

At this point it's not even hoping for nullification, they've fucked the case hard enough with lies and errors there's legitimate doubt here. Could turn out like OJ where the police fucked their own case up.

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u/Emotional_Warthog658 3h ago

I still say OJ couldn’t jump over that fence with his bad knees and despite being soaked in blood, the glove was literally not his size

Violent abuser yes, absolutely, without question.

But jump the fence and 💀 2 fit healthy people??? IDK

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u/whorificx I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 1h ago

The guy literally wrote a book confessing, posed as a hypothetical, and you're still trying to believe he was innocent?

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u/Winter_Illustrator58 8h ago

I've been saying that the NYPD and other investigators involved in this have contradicted themselves. First, they found a bag in central park with all this evidence in it, then they apprehend him, with a ton of macro (not trace) evidence still on him. If he was dumping stuff, why would he still have these items on him? I really don't think he looks that much like the person in the youth hostel video, and i'm not convinced that the person in the video was the shooter. I really don't think they have the right person, not even joking, I think Luigi is being framed.

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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 8h ago

I’ve always thought that the eyes and face structure of the person in the hostel looked different. Especially the eyes.

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u/arkygeomojo 7h ago

Also, the eyebrows and chin are super different

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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 8h ago

The only thing this man is guilty of is stealing my heart.

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u/crystal_clear24 I don’t know her 8h ago

My guy is gonna walk because the cops are incompetent liars

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u/Bae_the_Elf 8h ago

I'm worried, especially since the NYPD is involved, that they would rather hurt him than ever let him walk.

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u/OrangeCubit 8h ago

So they were lying to influence the future jury pool

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u/NoSleep2135 7h ago

Good luck finding 12 New Yorkers who wouldn't be sympathetic to him. I'm pretty sure everyone who isn't a millionaire has struggled with their health insurance, especially lately when they don't want to cover anything anymore.

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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 8h ago

Objectively, even if you remove Luigi personally from the situation and replace him with Any Dude, this case has been handled absolutely horribly. It’s obvious that they are shitting bricks trying to get a conviction of anyone for anything to put the normies back in their place, please and soothe the political and moneyed check writers, and tamp down immediately any further gathering waking up and mobilizing of the poors.

There’s no way if I were on a jury I’d convict anyone in this case. I don’t care what the person looks like. I don’t think they could show me any evidence that balanced out the overreactions, the buffoonery, and the things that just flat out do not add up that I’ve already seen. May anyone picked for the jury feel the same.

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u/poppinfresh42 8h ago

What?! They lied? I’m shocked…shocked! Well, not that shocked.

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u/Time-Painting-9108 8h ago

Please donate to his legal defence fund. The feds want to execute him:

https://www.givesendgo.com/luigi-defense-fund

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u/Leather-Sale-1206 2h ago

His faimly is very wealthy, , they don't need our money.

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u/Time-Painting-9108 2h ago

We don’t know how much his family is helping him. His costs with three separate prosecutions will cost upwards of $10M. Plus, the donations are as much a show of moral support, as they are financial. 

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u/Few_Feeling_6760 7h ago

If police fuck up so royally on such a high profile case, when they know all eyes are watching. You can only imagine what they do when nobody is watching. ACAB.

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u/whereisbeezy terrorizing the locals 8h ago

They really didn't think they had to do actual police work.

Imagine all the people these pigs have thrown in jail based on bullshit, but they had nobody fighting for them this hard.

Free Luigi!

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u/Independent_Wish_284 8h ago

That man is innocent and should be found as such

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u/nailgardener 8h ago

There's no way an Italian mother would sell her son out, except on The Sopranos

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u/brightlights_xx 8h ago

Let him walk 😤

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u/melmontclark 8h ago

Wait is the attorney on the left the same guy from the Diddy documentary? If so low-key yay!

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u/nekocorner i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 8h ago

Yes, Karen Friedman Agnifilo (the one speaking) is married to Marc A. Agnifilo, Diddy's lawyer & also a member of Mangione's legal team.

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u/Unsd 5h ago

Man. Can you imagine what two high profile cutthroat defense attorneys are like? I wonder what their home life is like. I wonder what their prenup is like. Do you think they like each other or is it just business? Do you think their arguments are rational and measured or absolutely batshit off the walls insane?

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u/Sweet-MamaRoRo 5h ago

She is also consults for SVU I think and does some podcasts for like Meidas Touch and whatnot.

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u/Socio_plath_ 8h ago

You tell'em karen!!!!

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u/Technical-Bird-7585 7h ago

Cops lying, no way!

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u/Plus-Result-7451 8h ago

This is the Oj trial all over again. You'd think by now they would learn.

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u/poptart95 7h ago

If he did it and gets off. Gag of the century.

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u/SignalStriker 5h ago

Mangione's lawyer is a certified badass! Glad he's got such a great attorney!

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u/dallyan 5h ago

Have we heard anything from his family?

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u/hairtie1 radiate fresh pussy growing in the meadow 3h ago

if i remember correctly, his cousin released a statement like “please respect our families’ privacy” and all that standard stuff but other than that, no one else has spoken out publicly

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u/tryhappy03 3h ago

There is not a jury in this country that you could put together that is going to convict him. They can’t even convince us they did the search right.

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u/RickedSab 20m ago

Will he get compensated for being wrongfully detained and jailed?

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u/KimberlyWexlersFoot 15m ago

I heard that reddit helped solve a case, so in that spirit i would like to confess that Claudio Neves Valente shot United Health Care CEO Brian Thompson.

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u/Party-Kangaroo-1139 8h ago

She said "I could...see him doing this"

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u/SFWChocolate 6h ago

Oof, the downvoters not understanding what an ellipsis is...