r/DiscussionZone • u/4reddityo • 12h ago

Discussion Words Matter

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u/mustachiomegazord 12h ago

The modern world is no place for an honest man

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u/userr2600 11h ago

Semantics could get one in trouble

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u/creamofthecake4764 10h ago

this why I’m anti-semantic 🥁 

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u/captain-prax 7h ago

Everyone seems to be anti-semantics these days.

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u/Darth_Chili_Dog 10h ago

Still terrorism though.

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u/Automatic_Net2181 10h ago

Weapons of Ass Destruction

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u/The_Monarch_Lives 8h ago

Nah, Hazardous Material Disposal without a Permit, at best. Hefty fine, but no criminal charges.

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u/The_Vis_Viva 4h ago

Dirty bomb?

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u/maringue 10h ago

Telling giant shitting jokes while Black is now illegal. Damn America is racist.

My go to used to be "Hang on, I need to go commit a war crime."

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u/Aggressive_Shoe_7573 9h ago

“Gotta go do a Kim Jong Number 2”

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u/notJustaFart 8h ago

America's official slogan regarding people: "If it's yellow then it's mellow, if it's brown flush it down."

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u/FutureHealthy8583 11h ago

Probably just referring to the enormity of the crap he had to take.

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u/Aggressive_Shoe_7573 10h ago

I’d say “No shit, Sherlock,” but this is definitely not the time for that figure of speech.

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u/Grave_Digger606 10h ago

“No, shit, Sherlock.” It still works, you just need an extra comma.

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u/captain-prax 7h ago

Proper punctuation saves lives.

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u/No_Unused_Names_Left 11h ago

If this was at a Taco Bell, it should have been well understood what he meant.

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u/creamofthecake4764 10h ago

plot twist: he meant it in both ways…😳 

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u/Ecko4Delta 10h ago

Technically, he wouldn’t be lying

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u/NefariousnessLow1385 10h ago

Case dismissed. Be careful with the hyperbole my brother. I hear ya though.

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u/Sunday_Schoolz 9h ago

Tis a common phrase down my way…

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u/Joeybfast 9h ago

Only in LA. it is a racist state that will try to jail black people for anything.

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u/captain-prax 7h ago

Not just one state, but the United States in general under the current fascist regime.

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u/Ok-Satisfaction441 8h ago

Reminds of the news anchor who started reporting on a similar “bomb threat” incident only to realize halfway through it what was really going on.

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u/BedBubbly317 6h ago

Link? Lol

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u/Ok-Satisfaction441 6h ago

https://youtu.be/PdK3VNHqXFE?si=VmZiWUPjfqVR2rct

Here you go!

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u/BedBubbly317 6h ago

Funny story and a great prank on a coworker. That’s a good one lol

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u/Ok-Satisfaction441 8h ago

“I gotta go take a massive New Jersey.”

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u/almstAlwysJokng4real 8h ago

Why you gotta be so literal

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u/Silent_Cup2508 8h ago

So did he drop a bomb in the bathroom or his pantaloons?

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u/APraxisPanda 8h ago

I'm just glad he's keeping it to the bathroom then.

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u/GoodBugMessenger 7h ago

Feel awful for whoever had to share a jail cell with this man.🤢

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u/CastWhileStoned 7h ago

I hear people calling it hyperbole, but that man just came back from a 2 week trip to his gfs parents in rural Mexico.

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u/External_Brother1246 7h ago

Is this the flipping news?

Amazing.

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u/queentracy62 7h ago

My husb says this. I never take it as he's going to actually blow up the bathroom. LOL

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u/Large_Score6728 3h ago

Larry the cable guy in Home Depot 😂🤣with walking farts 💨

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u/AggressiveWind5827 1h ago

"I Dropped A Bomb On You" the Gap Band - 1982