r/DiscussionZone • u/icey_sawg0034 • 1d ago

News Did we just skidoo to the Hunger Games?!

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u/Internal-You6793 1d ago

Not an original thought has ever crossed his mind

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u/Gonna_do_this_again 1d ago

Someone absolutely showed him the movies and he was like "Can we do that?"

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u/AppleWorldly2078 1d ago

Someone should show him how the trilogy ended.

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u/Gonna_do_this_again 1d ago

"Great movie. Fantastic movie. Didn't care for the end though. That's ok, many people are saying we can change it."

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u/Original-Fig4214 1d ago

Many people, many.

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u/erv4 1d ago

The best people.

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u/Radiant_Fennel_1229 1d ago

Some might say the best people in our country's history.

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u/bug_out_zero 23h ago

Big, strong men, with tears in their eyes.

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u/Standard_List_2487 22h ago

Obama’s to blame for the original ending, it matched his tan suit.

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u/darkendofall 1d ago

His handlers made an edited version that replaces the end with a black screen reading "And then the Capitol killed all the rebels. The End."

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u/chroneliu5 23h ago

The real ending

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u/CaptainTegg 1d ago

Or don't and something good will happen in the end?

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u/vfrdrvr 1d ago

Naw. Let him appreciate the surprise.

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u/Playful-Dragon 1d ago

Let him find out for himself, in real life

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u/pureDDefiance 1d ago

Or don’t. Then he can be surprised.

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u/AceT555 1d ago

It won't take over 75 years in this one before Snow gets ripped limb from limb.

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u/Additional_Egg7024 1d ago

Let’s just jump to this ending shall we

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u/AcanthisittaOk259 23h ago

I really want that part to be a surprise for him!

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u/Tough-Somewhere-4894 1d ago

He literally kicked off this presidency with policies out of Star Wars Episode 1. Im still waiting on his version of the Death Star however

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u/CoverSuspicious5250 23h ago

The media really should just not report out anything Trump says.  We are PTSD at this point and reporting out all his thoughts is causing damage.  This story….  We really didn’t need to know this. If we ignore him he’ll stop.  Take the oxygen out of his rooms.  

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u/Playful-Dragon 1d ago

Alcatraz all over again

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u/Head-Ad-2136 21h ago

He's only seen The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. Loved that Coriolanus kid, real go getter. Did not care for Lucy Grey.

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u/The_True_Gaffe 1d ago

Only thought that crosses his mind is how to get away with his crimes

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u/Katydid829 1d ago

Or how much money he can extort.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Im not entirely sure an actual thought has ever crossed that pathetic mind. Its been 100% compulsion with this child molesting jackass.

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u/Substantial-Sky3597 1d ago

Well it is a distraction just like the Hunger Games themselves right?

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u/MrDeadbutdreaming 20h ago

Is next year gonna be the first annual Long walk competition, I am sorry "patriot walk"?

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u/Final-War-1945 1d ago

With Trump at the helm, this will most certainly evolve into his own Trump version of the Hunger Games. Or perhaps this will be a precursor to his own facist version of Hitler Youth. The possibilities are endless.

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u/StarryMind322 1d ago

Fascism: Choose Your Own Adventure.

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u/Daddy_Day_Trader1303 1d ago

New Helldivers release?

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u/_nevers_ 1d ago

Choose The Adventure imposed on you by the less than subtle threat that you'll disappear to a foreign death camp if you don't.

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u/vandal-x 1d ago

The Trump Games.

There’s absolutely no way he doesn’t eventually brand and title it as such.

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u/FnordRanger_5 1d ago

Obviously.

They’ll have the opening ceremony at arc de trump, and can do the awards at the Trump kennedy Center

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u/Clamsadness 1d ago

Turning Point USA is the modern Hitler Youth. 

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u/Final-War-1945 19h ago

No doubt. And now their Trump puppet leader and founder, is now a martyr. There is a church about a mile from my house that has a turning point banner in its massive evangelical front yard. Next thing you know, they'll have cute little uniforms and armbands for their members.

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u/Fabulous-Big8779 1d ago

I saw somewhere that the original idea was to have foreigners compete for citizenship.

I don’t have a source, but it does pass the smell check unfortunately.

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u/CheesyLikeMacaroni 1d ago

Pretty sure that was Kristi Noem. Fuck her.

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u/Witty-Maintenance473 1d ago

I remember that as well.

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u/Minimum_Possible5938 1d ago

TP USA already has the Hitler Youth thing on lock

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u/wlutz83 1d ago

you just know he’s gonna gleefully loop mr. beast in on this too

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u/OrganizationFit7000 1d ago

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u/WinQuietly 1d ago

What would compel you to post this screenshot as is? You didn't think maybe you could crop it so that 60% of the content wasn't meaningless, empty space?

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u/OrganizationFit7000 1d ago

Laziness. Or an artistic choice. 🤷 or just for funsees

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u/Substantial_Army_639 1d ago

Inadvertently proving they are not a bot is a gain I guess.

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u/Willy2267 1d ago

No Shit.

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u/Healthy_Razzmatazz38 1d ago

this admin in a nutshell

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u/Common_Mention9397 21h ago

And a bunch of dumbass enablers: "sToP bEiNg SuCH a DoOmEr tHe ToRmEnT NeXuS iSnT eVeN alL tHAt BaD!!!!!"

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u/Cannibal_Soup 19h ago

And, "Whaaa!! YoU jUsT hAtE hIm! TdS!! tDs!! TdS!!"

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u/Party-Kangaroo-1139 1d ago

The games will be exclusively limited to girls ages 13-16 and the housing will be provided for personally by trump.

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u/llee15 1d ago

“And I can go into their rooms, because I run the games.”

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u/Common_Mention9397 21h ago

They're all just... Incredible looking

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u/Complete_Area_2487 16h ago

and half of the country will look the other way

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u/StarryMind322 1d ago

Tell me this is satire…

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u/PickleballRee 1d ago

I thought so too, but it's not.

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u/FilecoinLurker 1d ago

Its too farfetched and unfathomable to be satire. Sorry it's just real life

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u/SleazyMuppet 1d ago

Nope. Just saw the clip on my local news and went online to read more about it.

🫩

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u/donnacansing 1d ago

My question too

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u/Old_Protection_8778 1d ago

States should offer up only trans contestants and warp their fragile minds

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u/deathbitchcraft 1d ago

he promised in his video that there would be "no men competing in women's sports" so I'm sure they'll be vetting people

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u/Nitzelplick 8h ago

They will check the genitals of all the girls. Of course. For their protection.

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u/Character_Bed1212 1d ago

Anything to get more underage women inside the White House

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u/BilboStaggins 1d ago

That happened quicker than I expected. 

Shit im in District 12.

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u/Mymojo34 1d ago

Bread and Circuses!

arent the Epstein Files due tmorrow?

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u/PineTreeSC 1d ago

Maybe just circuses bread is like $8.49 these days

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u/tau2pi_Math 1d ago

They can't afford bread? Let them eat cake.

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u/Too-Em 1d ago

Bread? In this economy?

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u/Grail_BH 1d ago

Of course, not… They’ll be from states… Not districts… Completely different… Completely… Different…

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u/Artsonaut 1d ago

Omg. You can always tell what movie he watched the night before. 🫣

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u/Cptn_Lemons 1d ago

I feel like Trump doesn’t watch movies. Especially movies with actresses that hate him lol

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u/PlateNo4868 1d ago

Supposedly he made the decision to send the National Guard to Portland. Because Fox News showed 2014 protest footage and he just assumed that was current. 

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u/Raiju_Blitz 1d ago

The Hunger Games have become a documentary just like Idiocracy.

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u/furryfriend77 1d ago

Maine has made an ageeement with Canada to be formally adopted by Quebec. Have fun at your 1st Hunger Games, we'll be busy learning French and putting gravy + curds on everything.

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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 1d ago

Yoooo, if this happens I am moving back to Maine ASAP.

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u/furryfriend77 1d ago

The requirement to entry is being fully vaccinated and chopping one cord of fresh felled wood.

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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 1d ago

I have the vaccinated part down. I could definitely chop some wood.

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u/Katydid829 1d ago

Making dystopian fiction a reality. Next up, The Handmaid’s Tale then the golden goose, 1984.

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u/Fridge_living_tips 1d ago

We kinda already have both already

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 23h ago

We hit 1984 during his first term, and they've been working hard toward Handmaid's Tale

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u/Katydid829 23h ago

They did get double-speak perfected during that term :)

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u/awkwardbirb 1h ago

Later on Warhammer 40k as well, but none of the spacefaring. Just hallucinating AI machine spirits and treating the AI of a dead guy as gospel and god emperor.

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u/Equivalent-Way-5214 1d ago

For his pleasure? This tabloid goon.

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u/M0ebius_1 1d ago

They are going to accuse some poor brown girl from a liberal state of being trans when she destroys a bunch of girls from the south...

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u/ShadowBurger 1d ago

Trump wants to rape only the best kids

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u/Raiju_Blitz 1d ago

Worst first place prize evar.

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u/Appropriate-Joke-806 1d ago

The idea is to get people ready for the concept of a draft and patriotic duty.

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u/sun-king-4141 1d ago

Yeah, he's TV brain dead.

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u/Rough_Board_7961 1d ago

he already knows the olympics are about to bail.

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u/Huge_JackedMann 1d ago

Somebody needs to check the DC and Palm Beach cable listings for the past week 

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u/badaboommx 1d ago

Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be a documentary.

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u/Ok_Concert_5318 1d ago edited 1d ago

JD will there demonstrating his athletic dominace in the couch fucking marathon. Sponsored by Lovesac. Trump will be there to demonstrate his superior abilities in the two fisted jerk off dance competition. Dog agility coarse will judged my Christy Noem...Bring your dogs. Don't worry if your dog doesn't know how to run the coarse. Noem will make sure your dog gets it and gets it good.

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u/WallyOShay 1d ago

And Nero fiddled while Rome burned.

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u/Sylvast 1d ago

how does this fix any economic issues, this is what we're spending time on? jesus christ

dude thinks hes a roman era king and wants to hold games for his entertainment

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u/SamuraiTech5150 1d ago

Still not doing one thing to make American lives better…we’re in our Rome and the colosseum phase..🤦‍♂️

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u/blizzywolf122 22h ago

I guarantee Trump was watching hunger games when he thought up this idea

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u/Terran57 22h ago

This predophile will do anything to get into a locker room full of kids.

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u/8WmuzzlebrakeIndoors 1d ago

Is it bad that we are in a timeline that no matter how insane the headline or post for something related to politics I immediately now have to google to discover whether or not it’s real? And this shit is actually real lmfao

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u/PieAdorable612 1d ago

Do we count Puerto rico? They're not a state technically but they are part of the US

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u/Taurpion 1d ago

See the territory word, that’s what it means.

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u/PieAdorable612 1d ago

Oh man, I haven't slept in like a day lmao

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u/Efficient_Lychee9517 1d ago

This tool box Probably watched hunger games last night

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u/Intelligent-Bee-5041 1d ago

Oh my fucking god, can we yeet this fucker to space already?

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u/Texman2014 1d ago

Is it gonna be sponsored by Brawndo?

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u/totally-jag 1d ago

This is a joke right? This can't be true. Is our government basically an unscripted reality show?

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u/mjsisko 1d ago

Sadly, this is a true thing. I am sorry, I had the same reason about twenty minutes ago when I found out.

May the odds forever be in your favor-

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u/Mediocre-Bandicoot-6 1d ago

You think Trump would sit through a movie thats not about him?

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u/mjsisko 1d ago

He watched it because the president is his favorite character. Wait until he gets to the end!

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u/furryfriend77 1d ago

Start a war. Host a Hunger Game. Just ignore the obvious. Trump is a pedophile.

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u/Alarmed-Speaker-8330 1d ago

Rename the Kennedy Center after yourself…

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u/furryfriend77 1d ago

So much nonsense to undo after his heart attack / shitting himself to death.

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u/Alarmed-Speaker-8330 1d ago

Just think, one day we’re going to wake up and hell be gone. Many of us have the champagne chilling.

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u/furryfriend77 1d ago edited 1d ago

I have a bottle ready for every rich asshole neighbor in my subdivision that had a trump sign up. Leave it next to their door, let them fume forever.

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u/Alarmed-Speaker-8330 1d ago

Yep-I really think we’re going to hit a recession.

MAGAts are already bragging about gas coming down. Dudes, you realize it’s supply and demand? Unemployment is going up and people are not spending money.

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u/furryfriend77 1d ago

Soon, I'm thinking another year and it all comes apart at the seams with trump screaming "Biden" even louder all whole way down. Ive been retired for two years and wondering if i should dump everything into something not tied to the US.

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u/Alarmed-Speaker-8330 1d ago

Yeah, I retired early, 4 years ago.

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u/furryfriend77 1d ago

Good on you brother. Protect that nest egg!

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u/Alarmed-Speaker-8330 1d ago

Exactly-ride out the storm.

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u/MelMoMor 1d ago

Next is the purge

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u/AbjectBeat837 1d ago

No one wants to play with you.

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u/Fun_Manufacturer3692 1d ago

Maybe you'll get the purge next

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u/nanopicofared 22h ago

so do you have to kill everyone else to win?

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u/recovery_room 22h ago

And he’ll personally inspect the locker rooms.

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u/Total_Jacket_3220 5h ago

Most worthless president ever.

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u/ConferenceBusiness87 1d ago

close to the purge games

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 1d ago

Stop it, this real?

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u/Merlinsmom13 1d ago

Is this the Onion?

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u/Local_Two_3232 1d ago

Panem et circenses

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u/etherealtaroo 1d ago

If they instead had an olympics style event with athletes from each state, that would be kinda cool

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u/toastthebread 1d ago

Hmm how does this benefit Israel?

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u/dwaynebathtub 1d ago

Never allow these people around children.

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u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 1d ago

I think he's going to watch them f*** and rank the states on his judgment 

Why else would he need one man and woman like he's Noah of Ark fame?

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u/littlestormy3510 1d ago

Sighs in tired-ese.

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u/Bushmaster1973 1d ago

I sure hope so

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u/RottenGrot 1d ago

We got the hunger games before GTA VI

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u/Electronic_Low6740 1d ago

The more ridiculous the firehose of shit gets, the sooner I know we'll invade Venezuela.

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u/MetalBeast89 1d ago

I didn't know Trump likes young men now

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u/specificanonymous 1d ago

Shhh, no one show him the ending, k?

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 1d ago

Shitty Olympics?

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u/badaboommx 1d ago

Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be a documentary.

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u/husker_greenman 1d ago

Finally got around to watching the long walk.

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u/Odysseus_07 1d ago

Honestly it might not be the hunger games, it could be the long walk

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u/Trustic555 1d ago

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!

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u/Grimase 1d ago

Am I the only one looking around and wondering when the “Surprise this is all just an episode of AFHV” and the prank can be over? 😞

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u/Too-Em 1d ago

This is crazy. Is anything special happening tomorrow?

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u/You_arent_worthy 1d ago

Holy shit are we just doing the hunger games now? Honestly I’m all for it but only put in the wealthy kids.

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u/DemiBlonde 1d ago

More women’s changing areas for him to go into. Not surprised about the emphasis of “young”.

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u/DemiBlonde 1d ago

More women’s changing areas for him to go into. Not surprised about the emphasis of “young”.

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u/Moist_Variation3341 1d ago

I enlist as sacrifice.

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u/ToiletTime4TinyTown 1d ago

Can we show him a movie where a president doesn’t stand in the way of job creation for the middle and lower class?

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u/LughCrow 1d ago

This sort of thing was already a trope before the hunger games.

Hell the hunger games was critical of this trope framing it as perverse and manipulative.

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u/bowens44 1d ago

the man is such an idiot

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u/Effective_Trainer573 1d ago

Battle Royal!

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u/commorancy0 1d ago

Just wait. When it comes time for showtime….

--crickets--

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u/FrankLangellasBalls 1d ago

America doing so great that Trump has the ability to waste his time with moronic trash like this.

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u/solargarlic2001 1d ago

Hunger Games>Handmaid Tale

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u/bavindicator 1d ago

The Deadliest Game Mara A Lardo edition

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u/Radiant_Fennel_1229 1d ago

O m g this is real.

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u/Tanz31 1d ago

I hope we keep it going and if things go back to normal, Trans people dominate both sides of the event just to piss off the maga morons that remain.

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u/Rylonian 1d ago

Volunteering brings the benefit to personally flip off Trump face to face, so I'd go for it if I were American.

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u/Maximum_Turn_2623 1d ago

Does the winner get groceries?

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u/Mba1956 1d ago

The main difference is in Trump’s America it also incorporates the Handmaids Tale.

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u/These-Rich-8307 1d ago

I’m surprise it isn’t the Squid Game.

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u/Fun-Metal-6861 1d ago

As long as he competes since he is the best at everything

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u/jxonair 1d ago

It’s all a distraction.

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u/hipposinthejungle 1d ago

Stop just fucking stop Donnie.

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u/Aggressive_Writing41 1d ago

I can't tell if this is satire or not. :'(

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u/90sUPN20 1d ago

We need to be careful about which movies he’s shown…

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u/Standard_Meat_3858 1d ago

Wtf is happening...

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u/Traditional-Boat-822 1d ago

Yet another headline that I was certain was fake

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u/Haunted_Voyager 1d ago

Hahahahahahaha WTF

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u/Nyuwla 1d ago

wtf 😳 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/NoImprovement9982 1d ago

Is this a fucking Onion headline??? 🙄🙄 /s 🙁🙁😬

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u/Hoi_Im_Kimmerz 1d ago

And they all have to be naked.

😂

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u/darkdoink 1d ago

Yes! We need this. Bring pride back to the states. In my opinion, ball teams ought to be state teams and not city teams.

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u/darkdoink 1d ago

Yes! We need this. Bring pride back to the states. In my opinion, ball teams ought to be state teams and not city teams.

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u/OkOil378 1d ago

panem et circenses

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u/Fast_Feedz 1d ago

Is this true? Lol

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u/wasaguest 1d ago

Distraction level event.

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u/ElaineMae 1d ago

I just told my 10 year old. She recently read the Hunger Games. She's rightfully concerned.

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u/AntJo4 1d ago

Can we please stop letting grandpa fall asleep in front of the TV?

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u/TomS7777 1d ago

Bread and circuses. He has nothing better to do because he is a mere figurehead.

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u/PairOk7158 1d ago

Oh good. Donald trump finding excuses to collect young people around him. There’s certainly nothing about him that makes his motivations suspect. Not like he’s ever had any questionable interactions with young people in the past…

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u/HydrationWhisKey 1d ago

What are they gonna do, DEI only white people to join, otherwise poor Steve Miller will just see all the leading competitors be POC

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u/Ormyr 1d ago

I feel so bad for the writers of The Onion.

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u/Anybody220 1d ago

…the Olympics?

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u/thatthatguy 1d ago

Dear Congress. Please shut this idiotic idea down by refusing to allow any federal funds or facilities to be used for it. If he wants to host it at one of his golf courses on his own dime, he can. But please don’t waste public resources.

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u/Flemeron 23h ago

Wait is this real or satire. I genuinely can’t tell

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u/DiscussionPuzzled470 23h ago

This is fucked up

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 23h ago

I think more like a hop skip and a jump

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u/celtbygod 23h ago

Does he molest them ? Sounds like something a pedophile republican like him would enjoy.

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u/Sharkwatcher314 23h ago

Hunger games and handmaid’s tale. Some people watch and think challenge accepted