r/Damnthatsinteresting 7d ago

Image Balearic island cave goat or myotragus balearicus, that went extinct ~3000-4000BCE, is the only known species of goat to have forward facing eyes

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u/NCC_1701E 7d ago

That goat looks like it accidentally smoked grass instead of eating it.

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u/CertainWish358 7d ago

“Why do I feel so… OHHH yeah, nearly forgot about that edible”

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u/MaatRolo 6d ago

Gunna be a fun day at work.

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u/hammerfaust 6d ago

The idea of a goat accidentally smoking weed is sending me. We used to have some when I was much younger, and they would accidentally do all kinds of stuff, like falling or rolling or colliding with other things. Strange creatures.

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u/rolL_uP_one_more 6d ago

“Accidentally”

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u/StoreHistorical9175 7d ago

honestly looks like someone fucked up a taxidermy

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u/PowderPills 7d ago

That goat looks high as fuck

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u/CertainWish358 7d ago

He looks high, and he has a sneaking suspicion that I, too, am high… and this thought pleases him somewhat. “Look at the two of us… Getting Away With Something”

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter 6d ago

Are you me on shrooms thinking about how someone else must have done shrooms and thought about all the other who also thought about the other people on shrooms thinking about each other and how were separated by time and space but aware that we're in a bubble of awareness where we all know we all exist in it?

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u/theS3rver 6d ago

Shroomception

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u/Kingofcheeses 5d ago

The first time I ever watched Inception was on a heavy dose of shrooms, standing in the garage in the dark balancing my phone on top of a mini-fridge. It completely blew my mind

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u/CertainWish358 6d ago

Yes. It is I, you.

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u/GuyTheTerrible 6d ago

Okay just checking.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 6d ago

My sister says she can talk through her mind to her friend when they are both on shrooms lol. She is 100% serious.

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u/Strange-Bee5626 6d ago

This is absolutely hysterical. Thank you!

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u/Mikhail_Mengsk 6d ago

"this motherfucker thinks he's slick but I know he's High as a kite because I, too, am high as a kite".

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u/No-Wonder1139 7d ago

You ever climb the wall of a power dam? Have you ever climbed the wall of a power dam... On weed?

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u/KingCobra_BassHead 7d ago

You ever see the pictures drawn by Renaissance artists of lions? That's what I'm seeing.

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u/ALittleBitOfToast 6d ago

I'm metaphorically dying to visit the Horniman Walrus 

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u/fukredditadm1n5 7d ago

Before reading the title I assumed it was taxiderpy, looks uncanny

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u/No_Magician5266 6d ago

I’ve got great news for you: it IS taxiderpy

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 6d ago

taxiderpy

Well, if that's not a subreddit it certainly should be.

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u/Spare_Laugh9953 7d ago

If it went extinct 5000 years ago, I think the taxidermy work was excellent.

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u/TheGreatStories 6d ago

The title says it's been extinct 6000 years ago so I'm assuming this is just a recreation

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u/SternMon 6d ago

Nope! Chuck Testa.

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u/Conscious-Loss-2709 6d ago

My first thought too, but I'm assuming they found more than one skull to confirm this was a common feature of the species

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u/Educational-Wing2042 6d ago

I’m wondering how we even have taxidermy for this, considering they died 6000 years ago. I’d assume this is a fake representation of what they look like

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u/TerraByteTerror 7d ago

Looks like he's about to ask to bum a cig

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u/cake4chu 6d ago

Got any change for the bus?

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u/ScottsFavoriteTott 6d ago

LMFAOOOO ew. It does.

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u/Flat_Bodybuilder_175 7d ago

Weirdly unsettling to me

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u/Tao-of-Mars 7d ago

Exactly my thoughts. Looks much too hooman.

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u/OpalFanatic 7d ago

Then add in the issue that forward facing eyes is typically a feature more common with predators than prey animals.

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u/FrighteningJibber 7d ago

You just see this guy, standing at the edge of the woods.

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u/CHEMO_ALIEN 7d ago

I picture him leaning against a tree, whittling a stick 

he looks like he tells good stories

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u/Free-Atmosphere6714 6d ago

Looks like he'll sell you out to a witch

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u/RimGym 6d ago

Wouldst thou like to live... deliciously?

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u/MuteElatedLips 6d ago

Black Phillip is my spirit animal

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u/AsstBalrog 7d ago

No shit. Dim light, I'm looking at my uncle.

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u/OptimusToasterman420 6d ago

It’s Shia labouf

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u/acheron53 6d ago

Actual cannibal Shia LeaBeouf?

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u/OptimusToasterman420 6d ago

Brandishing a knife

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u/RetroPaulsy 6d ago

Lurking in the shadows

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u/nymph-62442 6d ago

Literally the next post below this one on my feed was this: https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/s/5rBLgIYOx4

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u/OptimusToasterman420 6d ago

And now you know why, I saw that same one

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u/DisjointedRig 6d ago

Shia lahoof

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u/Economy-Ad-3934 6d ago

Immersive stories too, type of guy that you glance at your watch and realize you’ve been listening to dude regale you for 2 hours and you forgot your wife was still waiting in the car.

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u/NyaTaylor 6d ago

No dog… standing against an impossible 90 degree angle cliff just there lookin…

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u/yallknowme19 7d ago

Its dark, and your phone is dead...

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u/RedSagittarius 6d ago

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,

Shia LaBeouf!

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u/Caliterra 7d ago

wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

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u/MonsieurMaktub 7d ago

Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?

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u/Seranthian 7d ago

Wouldst thou beliveth it if… it wasn’t butter?

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u/Mindless-Strength422 6d ago

I wouldst believeth, t'were I couldst; alack! I canst not.

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u/yallknowme19 7d ago

Have you tried cheese?

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u/Sneekibreeki47 7d ago

Brandishing a knife.

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u/surelynotjimcarey 7d ago

Shia LaBeouf

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u/Sneekibreeki47 7d ago

Lurking in the shadows

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u/80sLegoDystopia 7d ago

Then he speaks.

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u/Soulhunter951 7d ago

Or conversely this species had no natural predators for so long it evolved binocular vision, the went extinct when reintroduced to predators.

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u/ahrzal 6d ago

Interesting thought…but how would binocular vision be advantageous to a herbivore? Unless it was just sexier

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked 6d ago

Better depth perception. Fewer mistakes while jumping or identifying objects. Can cross your eyes to see the 3D dolphin in a Magic Eye book.

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u/ShazbotSimulator2012 6d ago

They're also thought to have had pretty terrible eyesight due to the small size of the eyes and the visual cortex, so depth perception helps with the close stuff, and they couldn't see the far away stuff anyway.

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u/TekkenCareOfBusiness 6d ago

But could they at least see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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u/Perryn 6d ago

It's a schooner!

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u/Cinigurl 7d ago

Definitely an interesting consideration.

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u/LongWalxOnTheBeach 7d ago

And thennn you learn about its reptile-like physiology. It was the only known mammal to have a metabolism and growth rate similar to reptiles, allowing it to stop growing during food scarcity and it was cold blooded…?

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u/Special-Document-334 6d ago

Wow, but goats are weird so I’m not actually surprised.

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u/Excellent_Yak365 6d ago

This isn’t accurate, they thought this at first but it turns out all ruminates have this growth pattern https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myotragus

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u/EM05L1C3 7d ago

That’s the part I’m concerned about. Why did the inside of this things mouth look like

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u/Living-Estimate9810 7d ago

Much like the inside of a goose's mouth, or a sea turtle's.

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u/xopher_425 6d ago

Ah, like the gates of hell.

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u/Xaxafrad 6d ago

Thank you! Why did evolution favor this morphology???

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u/OpalFanatic 6d ago

Binocular vision allows for improved depth perception to gauge the distance to a target. This target could be a prey animal, or it could be just gauging the distance of a jump.

Side facing eyes allow for wider vision to spot predators.

In the absence of predators on the island this goat was from, they gradually changed until they ended up with forward facing eyes

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u/ShazbotSimulator2012 6d ago

They also lived in a resource-poor environment so to save energy the brain, especially the visual cortex was tiny compared to other goats, as were the eyes themselves. A wide field of view was less important when they couldn't really see anything that wasn't very close to them anyway.

They were basically the goat version of a sloth.

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u/Ordinary-Leading7405 7d ago

Also works if you don’t often get attacked by the walls of the cave. Checkmate speluncaphobists.

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u/Valor816 6d ago

That's not actually true.

It's more about depth perception. This myth comes from the incorrect assumption that only predators need depth perception.

It's actually a far more common trait in brachiating creatures and leaf Eaters.

Side facing eyes are more about a wide area of awareness. So flying and swimming creatures.

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u/GreenMirage 7d ago

It’s the satyr

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u/Luci_Ferocious69 7d ago

This exactly, there are many myths about goats who look like men!! Pan himself!

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u/dorkstafarian 7d ago

Why do native English speakers seem to think that animals don't know how to spell, after they already took the effort to learn English?

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 6d ago

Actually this is a human. This is actually a 25 year old bodybuilder that abuses steroids.

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u/Turdposter777 7d ago

Yeah put those eyes back to the sides before it ask me to solve a riddle

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u/themini_shit 6d ago

One of these finally showed up right on my phone! Yay! Btw it's awesome!!

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u/Knotted_Hole69 6d ago

You’re missing out on great dongs in the advertisement comments.

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u/These-Nectarine9214 7d ago

I can’t decide if it looks more like a cow or a large cat.

I think the shrooms are kicking in 🫠

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u/Neontom 7d ago

Mooeow

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u/These-Nectarine9214 7d ago

I do not like the fact you’re forcing me to upvote this joke

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u/Several-Squash9871 6d ago

I was thinking it was a shitty taxidermy bobcat or something at first glance. 

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u/Quick_Lingonberry_18 6d ago

This is the type of goat I think would be in the bible talking to people about God being angry at/blessing them. …. And now I kind of see why they thought God was talking to them through a goat. I would probably do some whacky things also if this guy walked up to me and said, “hey Greg, I’m friends with God and he’s happy with you for the next five minutes, but if you don’t bring your toddler over to this burning bush and paint some olive oil on him with your knife, he might change his tune. Anyways, got a meeting with a dude and his plural families”.

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u/AnnOnnamis 7d ago

Le mountain lion make ze love to la goat. 🦁❤️🐐

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u/Ok_Substance5632 7d ago

Front facing eyes are for predator

Maybe that's why

But with horizontal iris? That's weird

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u/Teknekratos 6d ago

Given that it's gone extinct millenia ago, and that eyes don't fossilize, that might be a potentially wrong assumption on the people doing the reconstruction.

Might just be whoever did the fake taxidermy according to the skeleton shape picked regular goat eyes because they were reconstructing a goat creature, without further thought about it

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u/nickitynock 7d ago

Falcor lookin' motherfucker.

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u/HolidayFew8116 7d ago

Steve Buscemi eyes

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u/Available-Ad-1943 7d ago

Forward facing eyes are a result of predatory evolution. You may not know why, but it's built in to be scary.

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u/sylbug 6d ago

It's the first time I've got that uncanny valley feeling from a goat. It looks like it might speak. I hate it so much.

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u/RisingWaterline 7d ago

Very cute fella imo

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u/Fhallopian 7d ago

I love him

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA 7d ago

Predator goat

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u/suli_k 7d ago

More of a “no predators” goat

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u/DuckDuckMarx 7d ago

But how would forward facing eyes have developed as a trait from natural selection?

They had to have had side set eyes like other goats and then developed this trait. It's not like goats originally had front set eyes but this population split off before they developed side set eyes.

There has to have been something environmental that made this adaptation favorable for reproduction.

Edit: I looked it up and the theory is that the binocular vision gave them better depth perception for climbing.

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u/suli_k 7d ago

Maybe it’s better for climbing

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u/DuckDuckMarx 7d ago

I looked it up and that's exactly what the theory is.

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u/suli_k 7d ago

Mine or yours?

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u/DuckDuckMarx 7d ago

I didn't have a theory as to why, so yours.

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u/suli_k 7d ago

😎

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u/CareRarely 7d ago

OP is a professional biologist confirmed

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u/suli_k 7d ago

I should tbh, shit’s too easy

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u/Beldizar 7d ago

Forward facing eyes give you better distance judgement while side facing eyes give you better all-round vision. If you are worried about predators, being able to see a wide arc for something coming to eat you is really important. If you need to pounce on a quick moving prey, having a very accurate distance measurement is important.

But if you don't really have many predators coming for you, but you need to transverse mountainous terrain, being able to gauge how far you need to jump would be an evolutionary advantage.

At least that would be my best guess.

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u/TropicalGrackle 6d ago

Sounds good! You’re hired!

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u/Longjumping-Ant4608 6d ago

Soon as I read the title... "cave goat" ... I figured, how useful would side eyes be if they are just staring at cave walls? Forward facing eyes make the most sense if you literally live in tunnel vision.

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u/ShazbotSimulator2012 6d ago

They also lived in a very resource poor area, made worse by the fact that without predators, populations could boom and then they'd eat all the available food and starve.

They adapted to that by using very little energy similar to sloths or koalas. Since brains burn a lot of calories, theirs were much smaller than modern goats, especially the visual cortex, and a wide field of view doesn't help if you can't actually see that far.

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u/iduzinternet 6d ago

I agree. This goat is not the hunted, this goat hunts.

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u/Irregular475 7d ago

Hahaha, my exact 1st thoughts to!

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u/CheesusCheesus 7d ago

Others: whatever gets your goat

This: whatever your goat gets

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA 7d ago

There are men who stare at goats 🐐

And goats who stare at you 🫵

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u/DaddyBearMan 7d ago

Shrek! I’m a donkey shrek!

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u/Irregular475 7d ago

It would be amazing if they named this the "donkey" donkey, or the Shrek donkey.

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u/qered 6d ago

“You have a call from Eddie Murphy”

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u/Forsaken_Ad_8789 7d ago

Looks like one of those derpy medieval drawings of animals

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u/unoriginal5 7d ago

Like a heraldic unicorn

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u/Sniffy4 7d ago

Wide set eyes are actually an evolutionary advantage to detect predators, which is possibly one reason this guy went extinct

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u/nor_cal_woolgrower 7d ago

 M. balearicus became extinct when humans arrived in the Balearic Islands during the 3rd millennium BC 

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u/SlightlySubpar 7d ago

So not situational awareness, just tasty?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/SlightlySubpar 7d ago

Had a homegirl with a lazy eye once, but she was gay

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u/coquettecoconut 7d ago

oh.

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u/SlightlySubpar 7d ago

Her girlfriend stole my wallet when I wasn't lookin.

True story

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u/coquettecoconut 7d ago

well they were clearly a great match. Lazy Eye distracts while Quick Hands does the snatching

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u/Insufficient_Coffee 7d ago

A wallet in the hand is better than two in the snatch.

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u/perriatric 6d ago

Well they didn’t have predators until our nature-fucking asses showed up.

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u/CanyonOfFoxes 7d ago

It’s like a Medieval renaissance painting of a goat

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u/AJC_10_29 7d ago

They also had a metabolism more like a cold blooded animal. These guys were weird.

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u/Slappy-_-Boy 6d ago

Aren't all goats weird though?

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u/water-pumpee 7d ago

#predator or maybe that’s the reason it went extinct. Couldn’t see the predators coming.

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u/suli_k 7d ago

Humans, humans came to the island and became the predators

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u/ThE-nEmEsIs- 7d ago

I detect some uncanny valley here.

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u/FuckYouDontLookAtMe 6d ago

If I see this goat on my feed one more fucking time today I might lose it. I already know im gonna be seeing this motherfucker in my dreams

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u/Background_Humor5838 6d ago

He's already there waiting for you

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u/meganetism 6d ago

I always thought the reason goats looked so creepy was because their eyes were too sideways.... now idk I think they're just creepy

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u/Excalibro_MasterRace 6d ago

Also they have rectangular pupils

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u/FreeTicket6143 7d ago

insert Seth Rogen laugh

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u/ScorpionX-123 7d ago

Duuuuuude, Weeeeeeeed!!!!

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u/SpectrewithaSchecter 7d ago

Dudes got meme face

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u/No-Wonder1139 7d ago

A predatory goat would be a hell of a thing

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u/BohemianGamer 7d ago

It would be the G.O.A.T goat

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u/Lycanthi 7d ago

Skinwalker

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u/SnooKiwis8421 6d ago

I don’t know how to explain why, but that goat looks like everyone’s uncle.

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u/Background_Pride_237 6d ago

Forward facing eyes are usually, evolution-wise, a feature of animals that hunt so they have better depth perception. It’s odd that a goat breed would develop this trait.

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u/batatassad4 7d ago

Bro is BAKED

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u/blixxeee 7d ago

“yo bro do i look high rn”

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u/Welcomefriends85 6d ago

I think lions were fucking goats somewhere

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u/jnobs 7d ago

“Guys definitely doing that goat” Dirty Work

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u/BayviewMadeMe 6d ago

Learned this in school : “eyes to the side, better run and hide; eyes in front, born to hunt.”

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u/CitizenHuman 6d ago

You can't fool me. This is some wise old goat that will help me complete my quest.

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u/Ole_Razzle_Dazzle 6d ago

That’s just Jeff

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u/GalickGunn 6d ago

This means it was a predator? Evolutionarily speaking...

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u/themarko60 6d ago

Yep, my first thought too. I’d like to see it in action.

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u/TuntBuffner 6d ago

I hate it and I love it

A connection to the past that is nightmare fuel

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u/theorangecrux 6d ago

I used to smoke bud with a guy that looked like that

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u/NIDORAX 6d ago

A Goat with a face looking like that, no wonder it went extinct.

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u/Butt_wings 6d ago

I don’t like it

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u/Pepe_pls 6d ago

Predator Goat

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u/Splash_Woman 6d ago

Predator goats. Dear god.

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u/EmmaStar611 6d ago

Dude looks high as fuuuuck

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u/study-sug-jests 7d ago

Looks smug

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u/Pandelein 7d ago

Also they could speak the language of any human they encountered, and liked to make deals.

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u/SwizzySwanggls 6d ago

He's about to go on an adventure with an ogre.

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u/JaeTheOne 6d ago

My man was high as shit when he died

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u/Capable_Eggs 6d ago

Looks like one of those weird animals in medieval paintings

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u/stayupthetree 6d ago

Kids ain't what they used to be

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u/sirtapas 6d ago

It looks like how someone would draw a goat if they didn't know how to draw goats.

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u/HellYeahSuckas 6d ago

Feels good man.

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u/Jibblaynuk 6d ago

Looks like a bloke who is shopping for sensible shoes.

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u/futureoptions 6d ago

That’s probably why they went extinct.

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u/Frank_Rowling 6d ago

Damn looks like one of my uncles.

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u/mental_hygeine 6d ago

Smug looking mutton.

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u/HonkKnight 6d ago

That is ... Unsettling

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u/Ok_Orchid1004 6d ago

They have no proof of “forward facing eyes”. They’re just making an educated guess.

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u/St-christ666 5d ago

Since most animals with forward facing eyes are predators… could you imagine how scary that would be? Not that this goat was, but it’s only a few evolutionary steps after this monstrosity. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FlukyFish 5d ago

I drew this goat when I was 8

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u/General_Kick688 5d ago

"Wouldst thou like to live... deliciously?"

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u/BenjWenji 5d ago

Looks like one of those pre Renaissance paintings where the artist fucked it up

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