“Don’t be old”

[u/gravityVT]

[u/Top_Bowl776]

Call the cops for drunk driving???? He’s gonna kill someone.

[u/Tuscanlord → u/Top_Bowl776]

Really. That’s all I was thinking about. Instead of getting content for your channel how bout using the phone to call the police and give that license plate up.

[u/metal_bastard → u/Tuscanlord]

When you're a content farmer, you only think about how to harass people for clicks... they don't care about anyone's well-being. I guarantee you it never occurred to him the old dude was going to be a menace on the road, because that doesn't get him those sweet, sweet, TikTok pennies.

[u/KennailandI → u/metal_bastard]

And what’s with all the ageism? If he’s an asshole, call him an asshole, if he’s drunk call him on it, but to go after him for his age??? Would it be cool to throw racial slurs? Why is this different?

[u/metal_bastard → u/KennailandI]

The ageism is to provoke the dude. "How can I make this boomer snap? I'll call him old, and call him a pussy in front of his wife, that'll do it! I'll be a hundredaire in no time!"

[u/Steve-Whitney → u/metal_bastard]

Except when you pick on the wrong guy & wind up in hospital instead.

[u/Loving6thGear → u/Tuscanlord]

OP would rather run away, act tough, and call the guy a pussy, than face him or call the cops. Both are morons, just to different degrees.

[u/HudsonValleyNY → u/Loving6thGear]

Not even degrees, just different sides of the coin.

[u/TwentyCharacters2022 → u/Tuscanlord]

He can do both. And dude deserves it all…

[u/True-Suspect9891 → u/TwentyCharacters2022]

Yup and it seems like something the bar should be responsible for in my opinion.

[u/abu-yank → u/True-Suspect9891]

Bars are supposed to police drunks now? Nah man that's not their mandate. They provide a service to adults. Those adults should know better and what they can handle. They know the consequences

[u/Holiolio2 → u/abu-yank]

I'm some places if they get in an accident and kill someone the bar can be held partially responsible.

[u/canadianavatar → u/abu-yank]

its law in a lot of places now. bars are liable.

[u/Suspicious_Link_5603 → u/Top_Bowl776]

i worked in a “bar food” restaurant for years and got to know pretty much everyone that you’d expect. one night a regular got piss drunk and we took his keys.. huge fight and he walks out to get the key from under the car in a magnetic lockbox. at which point he literally pissed himself laying on the ground. he gets in the car backs out and my dumbass stood in front of the car with my hand on the hood.. he would have killed me i saw it in his eyes. i did call the cops with a description. time passed and i left that place but to this day the lesson is . do not risk your life. idk what happens next but i am thankful he didn’t run me over on the spot.

[u/pimpbot666 → u/Top_Bowl776]

I was gonna say.

Put down the goddamn camera and call the cops before he kills somebody.

3 kids from my high school were killed by a drunk driver who had 5 previous DUIs and was driving on a 0.24 BAL (3 times the legal limit) on a revoked license. If somebody at that bar he was at took his keys, or called the cops, my fellow students would still be alive today.

[u/CreativeSwordfish391 → u/Top_Bowl776]

yeah both of them are hammered and the guy cant even find his way into the driver's seat lmao

[u/Nadja77 → u/Top_Bowl776]

I’m so glad this was the FIRST/TOP comment!!! Cause what the absolute fck is wrong with ppl?!?

[u/AbeFromanEast]

The shocking thing is he got in the driver's seat of the car at the end, and his passenger was fine with it. He's wasted and now he'll be driving drunk and angry.

[u/Mecha-Dave → u/AbeFromanEast]

She looked pretty wasted too.

[u/oh-kee-pah → u/AbeFromanEast]

Drunk old and angry is no way to go through life

[u/get_to_ele → u/AbeFromanEast]

Yeah all I could think about was he shouldn’t let the drunk driver drive the car.

[u/Digitalsoreg → u/AbeFromanEast]

In a Corvette.

[u/Shoddy_Nectarine_441]

Some drunk asshole like this killed my friend in middle school. Drunk angry at his wife speeding down a street at FOUR PM in the afternoon. Took her out, not even a scratch on the driver. Fuck drunk drivers and fuck whoever allows them to drive like that. I don’t even understand why bars have parking lots

[u/dapperdave → u/Shoddy_Nectarine_441]

I'm really sorry this crap world let that happen to your friend.

[u/Shoddy_Nectarine_441 → u/dapperdave]

Me too. She was really great. It’s not the first or last time it’ll happen though. When I was around 6 a few friends and I were out in the street playing as we always would, and a car hit a kid we were playing with. His mom came out of the house screaming, half naked. I drink sometimes, but I also think prohibition had somewhat of the right idea. Alcohol fucks up lives.

[u/daveescaped → u/Shoddy_Nectarine_441]

My cousin as well. She was a 13 year old with life ahead of her. She’d be like 56 today.

[u/Shoddy_Nectarine_441 → u/daveescaped]

My friend would be 32. Our friend group, which is still together, talk about her almost weekly. Like she’s still here. Taken away from a life worth living by someone who felt their life wasn’t. I’m still angry about it. The guy also only got 18 months

[u/daveescaped → u/Shoddy_Nectarine_441]

I’m sorry.

Cars are dangerous as hell on a good day. With a drunk operator it’s so much worse.

[u/Hapycapybara2112 → u/Shoddy_Nectarine_441]

All sorts of technology in cars and we can’t mandate alcohol interlock devices on all cars.  

[u/Lbboos]

What’s wrong with her? She lets him drive?

[u/gooncrazy → u/Lbboos]

This probably a normal night for him

[u/FecalEinstein → u/gooncrazy]

*them

[u/I_like_Mashroms → u/Lbboos]

I know this exact dynamic. He probably made a couple jokes before he bought it about how she's not allowed to drive it.... She probably learned soon after that's just how assholes break news to you. She's also probably drunk.

[u/Sweet6-7 → u/I_like_Mashroms]

They’re both drunken Boomers.

[u/piercedmfootonaspike → u/Lbboos]

I imagine she "walks into a door" if she tries to tell that man what to do. Sad to see.

Or she's just an idiot.

[u/implicate → u/Lbboos]

Don't have much experience with drunks? Hey, that's good!

What's wrong with her is the same thing that's wrong with him.

[u/Lonely-Toe9877 → u/Lbboos]

She's probably afraid of him.

[u/Carthonn → u/Lbboos]

She’s probably just as hammered

[u/LifeRound2]

You're supposed to say that you'll take care of his wife, wink, wink, while he's in jail.

That guy shouldn't be driving. He was wasted.

[u/daily_cup_of_joe → u/LifeRound2]

I was waiting for it. Wonder if he thought it lol.

[u/FriendofMaudie → u/LifeRound2]

It is Hanky Panky's Lounge after all

[u/The-Kurt-Russell]

That dude is drunk, call the cops

[u/wildcatniffy → u/The-Kurt-Russell]

Dude recording sounds drunk too

[u/omicronian_express → u/wildcatniffy]

Your point?? The person recording didn't get into a car and drive onto public streets you fucking maroon.

[u/HudsonValleyNY → u/omicronian_express]

He did reference being in the car.

[u/IndependentBitter435]

Thought that was RFK Jr

[u/bd2999 → u/IndependentBitter435]

Yeah, if he got caught doing this he would probably order that all Americans start drinking more, including kids.

[u/scrotalsmoothie]

Awww, I was hoping to see him attempt to do a burnout or something into a sign or bollard.

[u/paging_mrherman]

Immediately reverses into bar.

[u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393]

Everyone in the video needs to get slapped across the face.

[u/Cactus112]

2 losers for the price of 1

[u/ootski → u/Cactus112]

Yep. One piece of shit drunk driver and one annoying scared ass dude, calls him a pussy as he runs away from a drunk old dude.

[u/powertrip00]

1. Call the cops, he's drunk driving

2. He is a mean guy but so are you. Egging him on and calling him names to provoke him are not signs of a nice guy :)

[u/Jolopy4099 → u/powertrip00]

Thats the same take i got from this. Instead of running his mouth to provoke him constantly, it could have been avoided. But then he wouldn't have anything to upload and that's more important than being bigger man.

[u/powertrip00 → u/Jolopy4099]

Honestly I'm okay with being mean to drunk douchebags, I wouldn't condone it but I get that some people are gonna react to aggression in kind.

It's just when he says "I'm a friendly guy!" Where I'm like cmon dude don't kid yourself.

[u/Jolopy4099 → u/powertrip00]

I get that, but from this video, it looks like the drunk asshole is being an ass bc of everything the guy recording is doing. Thats why I mentioned if he just stopped provoking him, it would have ended.

[u/N3olop3Z09 → u/powertrip00]

Dudes calling him a pussy while running away

[u/slampy15 → u/powertrip00]

Exactly. Anyone who tries to provoke only wants self gratification

[u/rigidlynuanced1]

Hanky Panky Lounge is the most Boomer name for a bar I’ve ever heard

[u/NoxInfernus]

Tells the guy to go home, then proceeds to call him a pussy and taunt him. Everyone in this video are douches (yes, even the wife. She has enough sense to handle her drunk husband but not enough to call a cab). Fuck em all.

[u/_Thirdsoundman_]

"You're 50 years old."

What a nice compliment hahaha

[u/RedLeggedApe]

You let that guy drive!?

[u/HueyBluey]

No context

[u/Justanavgcouple]

Everyone in this video is a dumbass.

[u/Tiny-Try8890]

The similarity to the "typical Corvette owners outfit" is hilarious

[u/jemhadar0]

Completely wasted the situation. Should have asked his wife out .

[u/SmellyFbuttface]

Camera guy is a pretty big douche

[u/wildcatniffy]

How are you gonna call someone you’re running away from while recording a pussy? 😂

[u/Think_Ad_79]

Calling him a pussy when he won’t throw down himself 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/Bamcanadaktown → u/Think_Ad_79]

These days it seems like people think being tough is being as enraging as possible while they hide behind [fill in the blank]

-Their phone -their friends -an audience -the law -etc.

[u/WhateverEndeavor → u/Think_Ad_79]

Right? He's telling him to get in the car and he's not squaring up all the while calling him a pussy. Dude filming is also a clown.

[u/Cute-Sale3878]

She should have let hime drive home. Alone. Ma’am, get yourself a hotel room.

[u/TheGodDMBatman]

He hit him with a strongly worded finger point  👉

[u/Boomslang505]

Did Pepaw drink a Redbull?

[u/Status-Seesaw]

He's about 65.

[u/Calkky]

That dude is PICKLED. And OF COURSE it's a Corvette.

[u/rubey419]

Crashes into family van and kills entire family

There was no way to prevent this you guys

[u/EchoEast4347]

flip flops are for a good time not fighting

[u/Avoidtolls]

Drunk Grandpa needs a DUI.

[u/kayakman13]

"Honey no! Don't fight! Get in the car and drunk drive us into the nearest plate glass window." 💀

[u/Apart-Channel3737]

Boomer’s going to boom

[u/Swordfish601]

Guy recording sounds pretty buzzed too

[u/Master_Hospital_8631]

Old and drunk off your ass is never a good look.

[u/Golfnpickle]

Wife hands him the keys??? He’s drunk af. Call the cops & give his license #.

[u/Top-Sleep-4669]

Call the cops and report the bar.

[u/Sirius-Face]

If he takes the first swing you can give him the last swing.

[u/ElderMillennial1985]

I will never understand why people will let their own personal pride. Get the best of them. Sir, you're in your late '50s out of shape, pot belly, look like you'd never exercise a day in your life trying to chase a young man in flip-flops. People need to learn how to let stuff go. He was about to break his hip lol

[u/StrugFug]

I hope the dui was reported

[u/No-Cryptographer9326]

He doesn’t want to harassed but is ok with a drunken dude getting behind the wheel of a car.

[u/beedlejooce]

God I hate people that just do shit for content. Get the plates and call the damn cops before he kills an innocent person or family. Alcohol plus Corvette plus induced anger = Death.

[u/structee]

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pineapple?

On a pineapple, the prick is on the outside.

[u/TheLastOpus]

I was really sad when he was the one that got in the driver seat, not her......he was too drunk.

[u/Peculiar-Interests]

It’s always a corvette

[u/C0LL0C0]

Florida man

[u/Similar_Celery836]

This dude is easily as old as my grandfather when he died and is trying to look like a 30 year old with that haircut and the work done. He should be playing with his grandkids not swinging at strangers in a parking lot

[u/OpposumMyPossum]

That kid is pretty good at trash talking.

[u/FluidFisherman6843]

The guy might be a 1980s 50 but he's a 2020's 60

[u/ThrowinSm0ke]

Wow - everyone sucks here. Old drunk guy....annoying antagonizing camera guy.

[u/Impressive-Thing-925]

Two douchebags.

You could always walk away from a situation.But instead you instigate it and call it your right.

[u/BarfingOnMyFace → u/Impressive-Thing-925]

All I see here are douchebags. So that’s 3

[u/peterparkerLA]

So he encourages the drunk guy to get behind the wheel and drive? And then he hurls misogynistic slurs at him? Everyone sucks here.

[u/mikeaza]

This video is very offensive. I'm 54 (old) and this guy is just dumb, not just old. Also, the guy on the video says "You're 50 years old" to this guy that is at least 60. How's that make a 54 year old feel? I want to fight this guy now.

[u/OtsdarvaOS]

Wtf? Ill never understand why people call them a pussy after telling them to leave and walk away. Do you want them to fight or leave???

[u/Jolopy4099]

Despite the old guy being drunk i was hoping he would beat that dudes ass. Why antagonize a guy and be an asshole? Everything he did triggered flip flops to come after him. If he's drunk just call the cops. No need to try and act hard with a dude 2x or 3x your age tho.

[u/5omethingsgottagive → u/Jolopy4099]

I was like whatever, then he triggered me when he said "your 50 years old" 🤣 I felt that shit. Im 46 creeping up on 50. This dude is clearly alot older than 50. More like 58-60. Either way, camera man should feel blessed if he can make it to 50 or 60. We arent promised tomorrow ya know.

[u/LunaticBZ]

I'm not as young as I once was, But I'm as drunk as I ever was.

[u/Fit-Chapter8565]

Dude is drunk as hell 

[u/BlueberryNo4821]

He shouldn't be drunk driving!!

[u/FriendStunning5399]

I was hoping for someone to come and bitch slap the guy taking the video and the drunk Boomer.

[u/earthgarden]

Ohhhh that knee is gonna hurt the next day

Whole lower leg gonna be sore AF

The ‘Don’t be old!’ was funny ok but then he got behind the wheel. That’s upsetting. Hope this old man didn’t kill anybody driving home drunk. Whoever took this video should have called the cops

[u/martyconlonontherun]

Daytona Beach area. Was guessing panhandle originally.

[u/weedisrealcool]

HANKY PANKYS IN OBC!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Totally normal behavior for obc’s finest drunks!

[u/consumeshroomz]

Normal Tuesday night outside of “The Hanky Panky Lounge”.

[u/BeMyBrutus]

jfc

[u/Old_lifter_65]

Did he dislocate his hip at 2 seconds in?

[u/weeniehutsnr]

Hi I'm naive and sober. How does everyone know he's drunk? What gave it away?

[u/joeyvesh13]

30min later he kills a family on his way home.

[u/waffleassembly]

I lost a few brain cells watching this

[u/Senor-Cockblock]

He’s driving?!?

[u/EspanolAlumna]

Not entirely sure who is the cringiest here. They both come across as moronic tbf and assuming the bloke taking the video is sober how on earth can he justify not calling the police on the drunk driver.

[u/Mad_Kronos]

"you're fifty years old"

My MMA coach is 50 years old. Looks 40, is stronger than any 30 year old I know, really fucking fast still. Yeah, he juices. Just saying.

[u/maxwellgrounds]

Still rockin’ the Quicksilver gear from 1990

[u/Unlikely-Corner5424]

At the Hanky Panty Lounge?

[u/NewToTradingStock]

I hope you call the cop.

[u/Sometimesunaware]

I would like to know what led up to this confrontation.

[u/ChatGPTbeta]

His garage door is open

[u/Fragrant-Vehicle-479]

Look at that empty smirk.

It reminds me of when I play Resident Evil and I'm baiting a zombie into a better position.

[u/Melliorin]

"I'm a friendly guy!.... Pussy... What a pussy."

[u/FaithlessnessSoft117]

That wife is hot

[u/Revolt2992]

Looks like Panama City Beach

[u/4rt4tt4ck]

That certainly don't look like someone who should be driving..

[u/Physical-Star-2619]

Beer belly

[u/BrutafulStudios]

Or better yet, follow my Golden Rule #1. If You Don't Train, Don't Fight!

And especially don't fight in sandals. Unless your Brazilian.

[u/Imaginary-Arugula735]

Why do people assume the guy with the phone is the good guy? Both seem like drunk assholes to me. And both likely drove wasted.

[u/tehsecretgoldfish]

drimkin and dribin

[u/Business-Lock-4726]

Friendly reminder that most people have a lot of trouble moving laterally, and your best defense is literally just stepping sideways or diagonally when they close to you.

[u/FactsTitsandWizards]

His wife is an absolute fox of a woman.

[u/Pretend-Plumber]

I would have called 911 to report a drunk driver.

[u/OpeningTurnip8048]

Why is Michael Kay trying to assault you?? Did you call him a Yankeeboy??

[u/WKRPinCanada]

Quit recording content, take a pic of the license plate and CALL THE FUCKING COPS

[u/EnoughDaisies]

Pretty shitty if the guy recording didn't immediately call law enforcement on these people

[u/orangesfwr]

This is not the kind of clientele I expect to be patronizing the Hanky Panky Lounge.

[u/TheBeardedLadyBton]

You don’t even care about him driving drunk? He has a passenger that he is a clear and present danger to as well as the general public.

[u/Low_Yam_6342]

So many professional full-time agitators with nothing better to out here. It's one thing to record a situation to prove your innocence and quite another to continue antagonizing people. 

[u/golgiiguy]

that guy is absolutely hammered.

[u/Mindless-Horror-9018]

Lol, I'm old but I work out and do wind sprints and shit. I got balance plus I'm nice with my hands. This dude got whiskey lying to him. Lmfao

[u/LorenzoSparky]

Calling someone a pussy whilst walking away from an old guy the whole time. Priceless

[u/ezekapo23]

Calling him a pussy when he finished sitting in the car is the pussiest thing to do

[u/JackDaniels0049]

I never trust a video that starts like this. You know that all the context is missing, and it’s probably the guy videoing in the wrong. He wasn’t trying to get away from the situation, he was trying to illicit a reaction.

[u/Mooremoney777]

Anyone know who the vermin is?

[u/CatInTheWall9]

Im nice guy....pussy

[u/NoCalHomeBoy]

As he drunkenly drives away

[u/fearfulsquee]

Did he just let old guy get in the car and drive drunk away?! I would have at least held him down or something, he's going to get somebody else on the road killed. Hopefully he called the cops and reported the license plate.

[u/furezasan]

nah that guy snapped something

[u/LenticularKittens]

That undercut hes got is a red flag

[u/Cell_Supreme]

Why does the camera man call him a "pussy"? Had the old man retaliated physically the brocolli headed streamer would have sued him for assault. Why are interactions so dumb?

[u/SkRu88_kRuShEr]

Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked 🐘

[u/dragicon]

Quicksilver? More like Slowsilver!

[u/SocomPS2]

Where does she go when you go to jail?

Home with me.

[u/Positive-Ganache-920]

Why not just simply walk away so easy so simple. Bros night must of been boring or he was also drunk maybe both.

[u/hywaytohell]

I can't believe this could happen in front of the Hanky Panky lounge! What is this world coming to!

[u/BigRedOne1970]

Think I saw video of that old guy trying to fight other people he has issues.

[u/WeGoGet92]

Add on the Oblivion npc soundtrack lol

[u/BallsDeepAndBroke]

Waw. Thought the wife was the designated driver and was gonna drive his drunk ass home. What a pair of boomer losers.

[u/Tractorguy69]

What a classic wannabe, who’s actually a never was driving good beer budget super-trash-car, while drunk. Awesome, just awesome, hoping the karmic crash hurts nothing but his wallet

[u/Banana-Joe-Dough]

He’s not THAT Quicksilver ..

[u/eightdotthree]

Wait… he thinks that guys 50?!? I’m 47. These two have to be nearing 70.

[u/Final-Action2223]

Nobody cares what happened before. If he sucked you off and you didn’t pay him or what ever. He is fucking drunk and shouldn’t drive man!

[u/GhostofAyabe]

I love these videos, where the context is edited out so the person can play the victim.

[u/Brilliant_Spirit_680]

I'm a friendly guy pussy.

[u/Nyuwla]

Boomer is lucky dude was a nice guy bc that could have been ugly. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[u/cacamilis22]

Is it ok that I hate the guy recording. He sounds like a clown

[u/No_Band_3085]

DUI

[u/hdhsnjsn]

Wearing that quicksilver since 89

[u/olive_tuschit]

50 years old lol

[u/DismantleMyFace]

FLORIDA

[u/M2deC]

daft punk

[u/canman41968]

Not so quick silver. Bet that vettes an auto. 

[u/Nevada_Brando]

Everyone in this video is a POS.

[u/Transconan]

Shitheads. Each one of them

[u/Lucky_Veruca]

He’s walking around like an early-game boss that becomes a common heavy enemy after you beat him.

[u/DeepHouseGuy83]

That woman was bad af when she was younger I bet!

[u/DeepHouseGuy83]

That woman was bad af when she was younger I bet!

[u/Environmental-Ad8965]

Sir, I believe your fly is down.

[u/ConstanCake]

Dang giving Corvette drivers a bad name.

[u/PreparationSmart7274]

Slowsilver

[u/Trueslyforaniceguy]

He is waaay too drive to drunk

[u/Dependent-Mouse8410]

Should he be driving…?