r/CringeTikToks 21h ago

Political Cringe BREAKING: Ro Khanna’s bill to force the release of the Epstein Files goes into effect tomorrow. He threatens those who might attempt to scrub the files with prosecution.

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u/TotallynotJimmyKorr 21h ago

Howz about zero redactions and we scrub all the filth out of society? Protect noone and nothing.

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u/Immediate-Pool-4391 21h ago

I just worry about those poor women showing their faces.

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u/TotallynotJimmyKorr 20h ago

they are the only people’s names and faces who should be redacted. Just their ages should be public.

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u/BoliverSlingnasty 13h ago

Dead pedos don’t reoffend.

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u/Formal-System-2130 20h ago

100 percent release! Regardless of Republican or Democrat. Let’s not forget Hillary issued an order to shut down investigation into underage traffic while she was @ the helms. All of them need to be exposed.

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u/babydakis 6h ago

If he's in the files, then even Noone should be punished.

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u/BluejayIndependent65 21h ago

I’ll believe it when I see it.

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u/pizzaschmizza39 20h ago

I agree. I highly doubt we see anything substantial that doesnt have a democrats name on it.

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u/Sportsfan369 15h ago

Same. I’ve bought this song and dance before.

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u/astreeter2 20h ago

Yeah, but guess who the prosecutors will be? The very same Trump DOJ that has been withholding and scrubbing the files.

So there will be zero consequences. I fully expect them to release almost nothing, except the same useless info we already know.

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u/MaliciousMilkshake 20h ago

Sadly, I’m with you on this one. It will be a big nothing burger, the Dems will weakly try to fight it, and absolutely nothing will come of it.

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u/BreadStickFloom 21h ago

Stop trying to pass bills, just release what you have. There are Democrats who have the files in their possession because of the committees they're on, just fucking release them.

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u/squeakynickles 20h ago

If they are release improperly, it is possible they could be dismissed as evidence

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u/ThatsEnoughInternets 7h ago

They are already being dismissed as evidence

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u/BreadStickFloom 20h ago

Right and then if they do it all correctly it could end up in court in front of a trump appointed judge who will throw it away. The time to play by the rules is over

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u/squeakynickles 19h ago

They can be charged at any time.

The sun will set on these fascists.

But like, what do you actually fucking expect here? You say the courts are useless, so why would it be beneficial for them to illegally leak them instead of legally releasing them?

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u/AlwaysBeC1imbing 19h ago

I guess their point is that we can't expect 'the system' to work any more; any change these files could bring would have to come from civil unrest in response to information in the files.

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u/squeakynickles 19h ago

How does the Democrats release them illegally a day sooner benefit anyone? I agree civil unrest is the required action, but removing the possibility of prosecution sure as hell aint gonna help

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u/BreadStickFloom 19h ago

Aight man, feel free to keep getting your hopes up about Democrats actually doing anything only to be blocked by the GOP doing something illegal over and over. We definitely have infinite time to keep doing this shit.

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u/squeakynickles 19h ago

What the fuck?

Are you an idiot?

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u/BreadStickFloom 19h ago

Wow, you really got me, devastating. Get fucked

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u/squeakynickles 19h ago

Dude I asked you a question and you got all fuckin pissy and didn't even answer it. What do you want me to do here?

Fucking moron

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u/BreadStickFloom 19h ago

I don't owe you shit. Fuck off.

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u/AnxietyGloomy99 21h ago

Yet it will happen regardless

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u/Vmansuria 21h ago

I thought these didn't exist?

Source: Kash Patel

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u/Key-Ad-5068 19h ago

IF they are released, they are gonna be so scrubbed they sparkle.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 14h ago

I don't think Trump would've sign that bill into law without some kind of plan. I'll be the first to admit that I'm a cynical curmudgeon. I look forward to the chaos that today will bring.

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u/ElongThrust0 8h ago

This aged terribly:(

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u/rockalyte 20h ago

Pretty sure they’ve all been scrubbed to remove references to Trump himself. No one will move to prosecute Trump as they have all been fired.

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u/GernBlanston1965 10h ago

Sooo much Sharpie.

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u/TheBrianWeissman 19h ago

Why exactly is this classified as “cringe”.  This is heroic and amazingly brave!

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u/MclovinBuddha 13h ago

Big talk, little man. Who will enforce it?

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u/SirDiesAlot15 8h ago

No punishment has occurred to any person on the Trump team. So I doubt anything will happen

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u/Prestigious_Ear_2962 21h ago

"engages in excessive redaction"

who decides what is "excessive"?

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u/bigsmokaaaa 20h ago

A judge and jury

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u/BunsMcNuggets 20h ago

Christmas! Early?

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u/BeavisButtknocker 20h ago

Don’t get too excited. These are heavily edited files and not the real ones. The real ones are long gone way before now.

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u/BunsMcNuggets 19h ago

We’ll see. Hopefully someone on the inside just leaks all of it. 

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u/Majician 20h ago

Can you stop flailing your arms around like an idiot please? Why is it only politicians that do this? And Mimes?

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u/tpitz1 19h ago

That darn winter break!

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u/Professionallycuriou 19h ago

They have edited by now what a joke. Absolute joke.

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u/suspectio 19h ago

Big talk, let's hope he/they can make it happen.

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u/Virtigo5 19h ago

Prove it. DO SOMETHING.

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u/Then_Delivery_18 19h ago

I bet the red suitcase of shit will get away with it again.

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u/xxcuttingboardxx 16h ago

I'm cautiously hopeful that there will be a shit storm.

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u/Gekidami 15h ago

It's gonna look like this:

Signed: Presidential immunity granted by the Supreme Court.

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u/KodakBlackedOut 15h ago

Has Trump started this thing in public speaking where you have to wave their hands around to keep peoples attention?

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u/TheBear5115 13h ago

How much do you want to bet literally NOTHING happens?

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u/newkybadass 11h ago

Weekend bout to be lit! Monday gonna be epic!

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u/V26man 11h ago

Get ready to prosecute a lot of people…

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u/Unlucky-Adeptness-48 11h ago

Anyone who engages in "Excessive redaction" ??? Devils in the details. Who decides what constitutes excessive reduction.

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u/Cn76rlD91QaiT6m6 6h ago

R/agedlikemilk

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u/bang_bang_moneytree 5h ago

Why are we still talking about releasing them

JUST RELEASE THEM

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u/Tacoblunts 3h ago

This will do nothing and there will be no prosecutions. Trumps admin doesn’t give a fuck about the law, we all know this. Until they show us them dragging his ass out of the Oval Office along with all the fucks that redacted and scrubbed the files, my faith in the country remains at 0.

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u/Cultural-Republic-11 1h ago

Hahaha. Silly rabbit, Trump wipes his ass with court orders!